The boat of friendship is overturned, especially in front of people like Xiao Wai.

If it weren't for her untruthfulness, I wouldn't be sitting alone at the door of the store with a big bag on my head at this moment, pitifully smoking a cigarette.

Teddy on the side looked at me with a gloating look, snorted coldly, lazily shifted his position, turned his ass to me, and lay down again.

It seems that I have capsized more than just the ship of "friendship". Now, even the dog demon at the door despises me for being beaten up and down by a lame man, if it weren't for the timely return of the third prince and the foreign Taoist priest, and the giant wheel of friendship reshaped at the critical moment, next year today, it will already be my death day.

I took a puff of my cigarette and looked at the table sitting in the store, happy and depressed.

It turns out that this dead cripple is really not lame. Of course, only in a non-combat state.

This lame man with a northeast accent and nostrils facing the sky turned out to be Cao Yuchen, the same as the third prince and the thirteenth princess. It is a veritable second generation of immortals.

It's just that, the difference is that the third prince is an earth immortal who belongs to the supernumerary, while Cao Yuchen does settle down in the Heavenly Palace, and has a regular establishment and a regular compilation of housing allocated by the unit.

He is the immediate family member of Uncle Cao Guo, one of the legendary Eight Immortals, and the reason why he is called a dead cripple is all because of his master, Tie Guan Li.

Cao Yuchen studied under Tie Guan Li since he was a child, followed him to practice martial arts, and finally obtained this body of cultivation.

However, there are always pros and cons to everything. Tie Guan Li is a lame man, and the kung fu he teaches has the lame figure in every move and every potential, and Cao Yuchen, who paints cats and tigers, naturally becomes what he is now.

However, none of this is important, the important thing is that he really came for Xiao Ai, and if Xiao Wai doesn't go with him for a day, he won't return to the Heavenly Palace for a day.

Actually, I shouldn't have been depressed about this. After all, Xiao Wai and I are pure, very pure.

However, it is very pure and ambiguous.

That's why I'm hiding in the door alone, smoking a stuffy cigarette.

The thirteenth princess walked out at some point, stood behind me, and patted me on the shoulder: "Don't be discouraged, I don't think that Xiao Cao is as good as you, Xiao Ai will not go with him." ”

I turned around and smiled weakly at her, sighed and said, "Come on, people are serious immortals, and they are not comparable to me as a part-time person." Didn't you listen to him, what is the reason why the aunt who sweeps the floor at the south gate of his house refuses to watch the security guard at the north gate?

Thirteenth Princess: "Not everyone only pursues material things, Brother Meng, in addition to being ugly, poor, singing ugly, and unreliable, you still have many advantages." ”

Me: "Are you sure you're complimenting me?"

The thirteenth princess smiled awkwardly and said, "Of course, I have always felt that you are a potential stock, but it is not yet time for you to break out of the chakra, don't worry, gold will always shine!"

I sighed: "Don't fool me, real gold never shines, it only reflects." ”

......

I followed the Thirteenth Princess into the bar, sat down in the crowd again, and shook hands with Cao Yuchen.

The famous sociologist and psychologist, Nicholas Zhao Si once said - in this world, there is nothing that cannot be solved by a barbecue and a glass of wine, if there is, then two.

Therefore, in order to alleviate the misunderstanding between me and Cao Yuchen, our group took a day off and closed the store (although, every week we would close the store for a few days for various reasons) and rushed to the barbecue stall.

At the dinner, Cao Yuchen was desperately courteous to Xiao Ai, and Xiao Ai frequently teased me, and I was afraid of the bag on my head, and shook my head at Cao Yuchen, whose eyes were on fire, to explain.

Such an abusive triangular relationship made everyone laugh wildly.

Cao Yuchen: "Xiao Ai, the men in the world just love your appearance, where do they know sincerity, I advise you to go back to the Heavenly Palace with me as soon as possible, we will eventually become a family member as soon as possible, and you can give your brother ......"

Xiao Ai waved his hand impatiently and interrupted him, "Are you sure you mean it to me?"

Cao Yuchen: "Of course, can I be the same as those ordinary people? What I like is your inner beauty!"

Xiao Ai: "Then if one day I go crazy and my personality changes greatly, will you still like me?"

Cao Yuchen nodded solemnly: "That's a must!"

Xiao Ai: "Look, I'll just say that what you like is my appearance." ”

Cao Yuchen was choked by the small wail, and he was embarrassed and didn't know how to respond, so he had to keep his head down and keep drinking.

I grinned on the side, leaning forward and back, seeing Xiao Ai bullying me every day, and today someone finally took the initiative to stand up and block the gun for me.

After three rounds of drinking, Cao Yuchen and I have changed from sworn enemies who never died just now to good friends who hook up their shoulders.

The foreign Taoist priest hid to the side and exchanged Taoism with Zhang Jianfeng, while the third prince was holding Teddy and was breaking his mouth and forcibly feeding him lemons.

And I sat next to Cao Yuchen, pulled him and asked, "I said, what do you like Xiao Ai?"

Cao Yuchen stared at the fiery play with the thirteen princesses with peach blossom eyes, smiled and said, "I just like her aura." ”

Me: "I know she's Reiki. ”

Cao Yuchen: "I'm not talking about that aura, I mean, she has a temperament that other women don't have." ”

Me: "What kind of temperament?

Cao Yuchen rolled his eyes: "You turtle grandson, don't blame me for cutting you again!"

I waved my hand and said okay, what about a good friend?

Just as a few of us were eating and chatting, and we were laughing at ourselves, an exclamation suddenly came from the side: "Yo! Why are you here?"

I turned around, and a familiar figure appeared at the other table. With a large thick gold chain, he looked at me with a look of surprise.

"You are?"

"Oh, you forgot? I'm your high school classmate, huh?"

I frowned and thought about it for a while, and slapped my head suddenly: "I remember! Aren't you the Lin Wu who left in the second year of high school?" The man in front of me was the academic bully in our school in high school, and he was once known as a prodigy.

Lin Wu saw that I remembered him, so he happily walked over with a wine glass and said to me, "I really didn't expect to meet you here!"

Me: "I didn't expect you to transfer away when you were a sophomore in high school? At that time, the head teacher was worried about this for a long time, saying that as soon as you left, his year-end bonus would be a lot less! Hey, why did you change schools at that time?"

Lin Wu shook his head and lamented: "Actually, it's not a transfer, it's a dropout. ”

Me: "What's the matter? Haven't you always been a top student? I remember all the teachers saying that you were the only student in our school who could be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University. ”

Lin Wu: "Alas, don't mention it again, it's not the fault of the midterm exam. ”

Me: "?"

Lin Wu: "Do you remember the stupid strong man in our school?"

Me: "That repeater, I remember, I was bullied by him a lot. Could it be that you were also bullied by him?"

Lin Wu sighed and said slowly: "Once in the midterm exam, he forced me to pass him the answer. I was almost crippled by him that time, and I've dropped out of school ever since. ”

I was surprised, "And what's the matter? Why didn't I know?"

Xiao Ai interjected: "What can you know, you only know to send breakfast to your White Lotus!"

Me: "......"

Lin Wu: "White Lotus?"

I shook my head: "It's Lin Siqi." ”

Lin Wu: "Ah! It's her! I remember that your kid was very fond of her at that time, bringing her breakfast every day and helping her with her homework. also deliberately punctured the tires of other people's cars, and then volunteered to send her home. ”

Xiao Ai: "Yo! I didn't expect you to be quite good at picking up girls, no wonder other little girls would take the initiative to go to the field with you the moon before the moon." ”

Me: "Don't talk nonsense, who did I farm with me!"

Xiao Ai: "How do I know, it's not me anyway." ”

I pursed my lips, no longer entangled with Xiao Ai, turned my head and said to Lin Wu: "Don't pay attention to her, let's continue to talk about ours, did you not pass him the answer during the exam, and then he retaliated?"

Lin Wu: "It's passed." ”

Me: "What's going on?"

Lin Wu took a long breath and told what happened.

It turned out that before that exam, Silly Qiang led a few people to surround Lin Wu in the school playground and threatened him that he had to pass the answer to himself.

In desperation, Lin Wu had to write the answer and pass it to him.

After the exam, Silly Qiang asked Lin Wu: "Why is there one less answer?

Lin Wu scratched his head and replied, "No, it's the first question." ”

Since then, Lin Wu has dropped out of school.

After dropping out of school, the more Lin Wu thought about it, the more angry he became, feeling that God was unfair, why was he such a talented and intelligent person still being bullied everywhere in school. So in a fit of anger, he began to follow his distant cousins into the underworld.

With his ingenuity, a few years later, he finally got a tattoo and a gold chain and crippled the stupid Qiang who was asking elementary school students to collect protection money on a certain street corner.

I lamented: "Alas, a good Chinese Einstein was ruined because of school violence." ”

Lin Wu laughed: "It's nothing, it's good now, three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion!" Then, he took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to me, saying: "If there is anything to do in the future, if you provoke anyone, just look for me!" After speaking, after toasting us one by one with a glass of wine, he turned around and left the table with his friends.

I looked at Lin Wu's distant back, recalling my simple student days, and sighed.

And the amnesiac brother on the side stood up suddenly, pointed at Lin Wudao: "Brother Meng!