The cross talk continues.

Xu Qian: "There are too many real ideas, I'll give you an example: there is a pastry factory, the birthday cake can't be sold, I have an idea, and the demand will exceed immediately." ”

Master Feng asked curiously, "What idea?"

Xu Qian replied: "Whoever buys this birthday cake will give you free birthday candles, what is your birthday, I will give you a few candles." ”

Master Feng asked, "Is this your idea?"

Xu Qian: "Our factory director is here, there, you go over to interview and prove it." ”

Master Feng: "Alas, it looks like a cake factory, hello, Sensei, your factory must have made the same hair as you, ah?"

Factory director: "It's okay, the first two days are the parents to celebrate the children's birthdays, and they don't need a few candles, and from the third day, the children are all grandparents to celebrate their birthdays, and they are all seventy or eighty years old! I have to build two baskets of candles to buy a box of cakes, and I almost didn't lose my death!"

At this time, Xu Qian's expression was very depressed.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"Slapped in the face!"

"It's making me laugh. ”

"It's hilarious. ”

"Is this the legendary pretending to be forced but being grassed!"

"It's funny. ”

"This cross talk is awesome!"

"Xu Qian's product must be a high-quality product, and he finally understands the true meaning of this sentence. ”

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Master Feng: "You call this ungrateful, do you understand? Mr. Niu, this is a good idea! Comrades, they have contributed a little to the cake factory and saved a candle factory. Comrades, what kind of spirit is this, this is the spirit of eating inside and outside. ”

"Haha!"

The crowd couldn't help but laugh.

Master Feng's ability to promote and suppress is too strong.

"The spirit of eating inside and out。。。。。 ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

"It's hilarious. ”

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for your life!"

"It's funny. ”

"This cross talk is awesome!"

"I am impressed by Master Feng's five-body throw. ”

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Xu Qian: "I said, factory director, don't you feel sorry for what you say? Didn't I give you another idea later? Ten kinds of candles made of Arabic numerals, if Qin Shi Huang wanted to live until now, four would be enough." ”

Master Feng: "Impossible. ”

Xu Qian said proudly: "You ask the factory director." ”

Factory Director: "Yes, this is the idea that completely saved our cake factory." ”

"Smack!"

The audience applauded.

"Haha, Master Feng was slapped in the face. ”

Master Feng was slapped in the face. ”

"Poor Master Feng. ”

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Xu Qian: "Okay, thank you, thank you." ”

He had a smug look on his face.

Master Feng: "Which end of the year are you! I don't think you look like a factory director at all, I think you look like Xu Qian's cousin." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

They were all shocked by Master Feng's sophistry.

"Yes, it's you, I flattened the tires of my car when I picked you up just now, it's you, friends, this doesn't count, this is childcare, this doesn't count, if you really have ideas, you have to ask the audience and friends here to ask questions casually, and come up with ideas on the spot. ”

And they were all happy.

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Master Feng's language, this action is too funny. ”

"Awesome. ”

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"Okay, this gentleman kicked this Mr. Xu with a question. ”

"I'm like asking when your girlfriend asks you, who will you save my brother and your mother if she falls into the water?"

"Wow!"

The audience heckled, this is a classic problem.

Of course, this question was also adapted by Xu Qian.

The original cross talk: The question here is about the BB machine.

The question asked: "That "BB machine emergency", when many people sit together, a "BB machine emergency" sounds, many people are busy watching, and they can't figure out who it is, do you have any ideas?"

The answer is: "I have come up with this idea for the BB machine factory, I suggest that the manufacturer install the music key on the BB machine, people can tune and set the tone by themselves, for example, this gentleman is set as dao dao dao, no matter how many machines sound, when you listen to dao dao dao, it is called you, you are set as dao dao dao, you are set as ruai ruai la, di di di ;d ao dao dao, la la dao ;d ao di la. Mom I'm going to play BB machine, dao ten. ”

But now that smartphones are out, this is still a special BB machine, isn't this question going to be ridiculed?

Therefore, Xu Qian changed this question.

Master Feng coaxed on the side: "This question is a classic question, how can Xu Daniu answer it." ”

Xu Qian replied: "Just ask your girlfriend, who will you bail first if I and your father are caught prostituting at the same time!"

"Haha!"

All of them........

"Who bails first。。。。。 ”

This answer is a classic. ”

"I'm going to laugh at this!"

"Such lines can also be made up, Xu Qian is really awesome!"

"I can be regarded as a five-body throw in admiration for Xu Qian. ”

"Oxfork. ”

"Admire Xu Qian's brain. ”

"Xu Gan's brain hole is really a law. ”

"!!!!"

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At this time, the audience in front of the TV was also amused by Xu Qian's answer, and they began to tease their girlfriend: "I prostitute with my father-in-law, who will you bail?"

These husbands are suffocated, they used to be stumped by their girlfriends' problems, and now they naturally want to take revenge.

But they were greeted by the roar of their girlfriends: "You dare to prostitute!!!! you are looking for death!"

The girlfriend's voice was very loud, and then there was a big punishment.

These boyfriends looked confused.

They made a sad and indignant voice: "Xu Qian, you pit me!!!!!!!"

They didn't expect to encounter such an outcome.

Xu Qian couldn't hear the cries of these male compatriots, and even if he knew about it, he didn't have any sympathy.

Master Feng said to Xu Qian: "Your idea is really bad. ”

Xu Qian looked at Master Feng disdainfully and said, "I'm sorry, which gentleman, which young lady asks Mr. Feng a question to see what bad ideas he has." ”

Master Feng: "Come casually, sigh, thank you, friends, have you seen it, it is such a gentleman who asks him questions, and it is such a young lady who asks me questions, thank you, your appearance is a kind of solidarity for me, thank you." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"Master Feng's mouth is quite sweet!"

"Master Feng's mouth is 6. ”

"I just like to watch Master Feng's performance. ”

"It's hilarious. ”

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The lady began to ask: "May I ask Mr. Feng, that is, most of the gold medals in last year's world-class competitions were won by our female compatriots, so that your male compatriots could not raise their heads, can you come up with an idea to make your male compatriots raise their heads?"

"Good!"

"Good!"

"Good !!!!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Yes, you can !!!!!!"

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The audience applauded.

I have to say that Master Feng's means of enlivening the atmosphere are first-class, and "Point Company" has attracted more and more attention.

People are deeply attracted by this cross talk, and at the same time, they also admire Xu Qian's abnormality, and they all feel that he is omnipotent, whether it is songs, sketches, dances or even cross talk, it is difficult for him!

He is the most awesome all-rounder, who dominates the world and is invincible.

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The cross talk continues:

Xu Qian gloated and said, "Your question is fantastic. ”

Master Feng: "I didn't recruit you, I, okay, you also sit don, sit don please, thank you." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"Aggrieved Master Feng. ”

"Master Feng is so funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"The rhythm of laughing to death is not worth your life!"

"It's so funny!"

"It's so funny!"

"The five-body body that admires Xu Qian. ”

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Master Feng: "Thank you to the male compatriots here, don't be discouraged, don't be slack, as long as I come up with an idea, all the male compatriots will immediately raise their eyebrows, my idea is: cancel the women's competition." ”

All.......

"What the hell is this idea!"

"Master Feng will have such a ghostly idea. ”

"Master Feng is so funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"The rhythm of laughing to death is not worth your life!"

"It's so funny!"

"It's so funny!"

"The five-body body that admires Xu Qian. ”

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Xu Qian was also speechless and said, "What kind of idea are you?" ”

Master Feng deliberately betrayed Guan Zi and said: "I really have a good idea, why is Ma Jiajun invincible and repeatedly breaking world records." ”

Xu Qian asked curiously, "Why." ”

Master Feng: "It's just me a little bit, what to eat and what to make up, I let Ma Jiajun eat turtles, that speed, thorny and slippery." ”

All.....

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

Xu Qian said: "Ma Jiajun eats soft-shelled turtles. ”

Master Feng: "The inside news is the turtle, and the speed after eating it is fast." ”

Xu Qian shook his head: "No, no, if you eat turtles, you should run slower and slower." ”

Master Feng said: How can it be slow, the turtle runs steadily, and his chassis is low. ”

"Haha!"

The crowd rejoiced.

"The chassis is low。。。。。 ”

"Master Feng is so funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"The rhythm of laughing to death is not worth your life!"

"It's so funny!"

"It's so funny!"

"The five-body body that admires Xu Qian. ”

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Master Feng continued: "Isn't there a story called the tortoise and rabbit race? The important thing is spirit and perseverance, Ma Jiajun eats turtles, and other athletes let them eat rabbit meat, do you care?" ”

Everyone was about to laugh and smoke.

"Master Feng is so funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"The rhythm of laughing to death is not worth your life!"

"It's so funny!"

"It's so funny!"

"The five-body body that admires Xu Qian. ”

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Xu Qian: "According to your logic, what you eat makes up for something, that is to say, if you are stupid, let you eat monkey radishes, you will be better than monkeys." ”

All.......

"Better than a monkey。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"It's funny. ”

"You're going to laugh at me. ”

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Master Feng: "Ah yes, if you have all your hair falling out, you can eat fresh winter melon, and a layer of white hair will grow immediately the next day." ”

All........

This is such a figurative metaphor. ”

"White hair。。。。。。 ”

"Master Feng is really funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for your life!"

"It's so funny!"

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Xu Qian: "Oh, if you want a long jumper to jump far, let him eat grasshoppers." ”

Master Feng: "High jumpers can't jump high, so they eat fleas." ”

"The swimmer can't swim fast, so he eats the toad." ”

Master Feng: "Boxers can't beat others. ”

Xu Qian: "What to eat?"

Master Feng said as a matter of course: "Eat bear paws!"

"Haha!"

The crowd was amused.

"Eat the bear's paw。。。。。。。 ”

"Master Feng is really funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for your life!"

"It's so funny!"

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Xu Qian: "I haven't heard of it. Do any of you here still ask me what I think?"

Man: "Let me ask a question. ”

Master Feng: "This seems to be a journalist friend, hello hello. ”

Master Feng shook hands with this journalist friend, looking very cordial.

The man said: "Because of the nature of our work, we are relatively busy, and we often eat instant noodles, and now the instant noodles are inconvenient, and the ingredient bag inside is too strong to tear open, may I ask what you want?"

Master Feng: "That's a great idea. Isn't it that the ingredient belt can't be torn open? You can't finish eating noodles!"

The crowd was amused.

"Master Feng is really funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for your life!"

"It's so funny!"

"It's fucking funny. ”

Tears burst into laughter. ”

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"You sit don. ”

Xu Qian: "Sit don." I have come up with this idea for the instant noodle factory, I suggest that the manufacturer make this ingredient with glutinous rice paper, and melt it as soon as it is soaked, and this instant noodle will be named Master Xu instant noodles in the future. ”

"Good!"

The audience applauded.

"Awesome!"

"Xu Qian is awesome!"

"Yes!"

"Awesome。。。。。。 ”

"It's terrifying. ”

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Master Feng: "That's right, an idea can save a business. ”

Xu Qian continued: "An idea can change a person's life. ”

Master Feng: "An idea can warm a family." ”

Xu Qian: "An idea can unite a collective. ”

Feng: "An idea can make a country prosperous. ”

Xu Qian: "There are 1.3 billion people in China, each of them has an idea, so what kind of wealth do we have to become!"

Master Feng: "I don't have to count money at home every day to play!"

"Haha!"

"Good!"

The audience applauded and applauded.

"The combination between the two is amazing. ”

"Master Feng is so funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"The rhythm of laughing to death is not worth your life!"

"It's so funny!"

"It's so funny!"

"The five-body body that admires Xu Qian. ”

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At this time, the cross talk actor watched the end of the cross talk, and he had not yet returned to his hometown.

What did he say about Xu Qian?

"Is cross talk really such a good performance?"

"Without decades of cross talk skills, without decades of stage experience, even geniuses can't be achieved overnight. ”

"Do you really think that talking and singing is talking?"

"Hehe, a person who has no basic skills in cross talk performs cross talk, this is an insult to cross talk, and he can't succeed. ”

Now he really wants to smack himself in the mouth.

"Why can't this be successful?"

"Why is this called no basic skills in cross talk?"

"What is this called, can't you talk and learn to sing?"

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He found that Xu Qian's basic cross talk skills were even better than him.

And his cooperation with Master Feng simply complements each other, and the golden wind and jade dew win countless times in the world as soon as they meet.

He was shocked by the degree of cooperation between the two of them.

What's even more terrifying is that these two people praise each other and tease each other, which is rare among all cross talk actors.

Because many cross talk actors pay attention to one is responsible for being funny (funny) and the other is responsible for holding (praise).

But the two of them don't distinguish between each other and communicate with each other, which is the real power, and it is so powerful that it makes people desperate.