"I took a gentle sip and you said you loved me. Reluctant to eat the gentleness that will smile. ”

I hummed a little song and went all the way home, and my heart was already happy.

Everyone sat in the shop, eating mutton shabu, and when they saw me returning, they all looked at me with strange eyes.

I glared back at them, "What's the matter, I can't see anyone going out for a date, right?"

The thirteenth princess snorted coldly: "Stinky man!" and then threw down the dishes and chopsticks and left the table.

The third prince shook his head helplessly at me: "Brother Meng, I didn't expect you to be like this" After speaking, he hurriedly went to coax the thirteenth princess.

I stood there and stared at the priest and Leon: "What's the matter? I can still cause public anger when I watch a movie?"

The foreign Taoist priest looked at me ambiguously and said, "Don't worry, Brother Meng, no matter what happens for a while, I will be on your side." Unconditional support for you. Of course, just spiritual support. ”

Me: "?"

Leon stepped forward, took out a dagger from his pocket, handed it to me, and said: "Brother Meng, this is the dagger I have been carrying since I was 7 years old when I was learning martial arts, and I have accompanied me through countless thrilling years. If it really doesn't work, you can use it to kill yourself. ”

I looked at the group of neurotics with a blank expression, sighed speechlessly, and turned to go upstairs.

As soon as I entered the door, I rushed to the bathroom, and after a moment of passing by my bedroom, I felt that something was wrong, and then my head tightened, and I quickly retreated—the bedroom door was wide open, the floor was messy, and my clothes were turned over in a mess.

I was shocked into a cold sweat, could it be that Qian Lanlan's classmates held a grudge and came to take revenge on me?

After thinking about it, I vetoed it again.

I just separated from Qian Lanlan, and they got the news so quickly, which is too unreliable!

Could it be that those underworld people came to seek revenge before?

It shouldn't be, after all, there are still a group of friends sitting downstairs, if they rush to make trouble, they should have been beaten by the foreign Taoist priests downstairs and they can't find the north, how can there be this leisure and elegant to run over my wardrobe.

Is there a thief? Yes, a thief!

This thief is really stupid, there are so many rooms, each of which is occupied by the owner of the money, he doesn't go to patronize it, and he actually comes to steal from me, a poor bastard.

At that moment, there was a slight noise in the bedroom, and my heart tightened, and I grabbed the dagger that Leon had given me, and moved cautiously towards the bedroom.

I tried to slow down and slipped in like a cat.

As soon as I entered the door, I was stunned by the sight in front of me.

I saw a graceful figure with her back to me, her upper body burrowing into my large closet, and she was throwing the clothes out of it, while her slender thighs and half of her ass were completely exposed, and I could see them in full view.

I clenched my dagger and shouted, "What are you doing!"

The person in the closet was obviously startled, and suddenly turned around and looked at me with a sad expression.

Unexpectedly, this thief was actually a little girl, looking about the same age as Qian Lanlan.

Of course, I'm talking about age, not size.

Compared with the bumpy Qian Lanlan, she is much thinner.

The height is shorter than her, and the chest is a lot flatter, and the girl is wearing a wide T-shirt that looks very familiar at the moment, just covering the root of her thighs, and a pair of eyes are looking at me with a bright eye, and she is living out of an incomplete Lori style.

When she saw me coming back, she complained, "You want to scare me to death! Why are you coming back?"

I laughed helplessly. A little girl and thief who walked the streets and alleys, when she saw the return of the head of the house, she dared to complain to me without fear, what kind of world is this?

I raised the dagger in my hand and asked with a wary face, "Who are you!"

The little girl snorted coldly, ignored my questions, turned around and rummaged through the closet again, and while continuing to throw my clothes out, she said, "Really, why don't you even have pants that fit." ”

Forget about stealing my things, even wear my clothes?

I've seen a lot of thieves, people who steal money, people who steal gold and silver jewelry, and even people who steal women's underwear.

But it was the first time she had gone to a man's room to steal clothes and wear them.

I rushed forward, pulled her out, and yelled, "Don't rummage over my things!"

The little girl was pulled by me, retreated again and again, and finally fell to my bed.

The girl simply sat on my bed, picked up the ipad next to the bed and flipped it up.

I shouted at her, "Who the hell are you!", and then raised my dagger and threatened, "If you don't say anything more, you're welcome!"

The little girl shook the ipad in her hand with a playful look and said to me, "Who made you polite, you are here." After that, he picked up the iPad and smashed it at me.

I covered my swollen head that was smashed by her, jumped back sharply, and said angrily: "Have you made enough trouble, don't think that if you are a girl, I won't dare to hit you!"

The little girl glared at me fearlessly and said, "Come on, my aunt is still afraid that you won't make it?" After speaking, she raised her iPad again.

Yes, he is still a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

In the face of such a young girl, I really can't do it. I had to sigh helplessly, waved my hand at her and said, "You put down the ipad, let's talk about something." ”

The little girl looked at me and asked, "You want it?"

Me: "That's my iPad!"

The little girl smiled at me and said, "If you want it, I won't give it to you." With that, he turned around and opened the window, gesturing to throw the iPad out of the window.

I was anxious for a while, and hurriedly shouted, "Don't!"

The girl turned around, looked at me with a puzzled expression, and said, "What?"

Me: "You can do whatever you want, if it's not enough, there are still a lot of gold and silver jewelry in the house next door, you can take it, I will never pursue it, but don't move that ipad!"

The girl tilted her head and said, "A broken ipad, what's so rare." ”

I said angrily, "This is not a broken iPad! If you dare to break it, Lao Tzu will not let you out of this room today!"

Actually, I couldn't be fierce against her at all.

After all, such a cute little Lori, anyone who looks harmless to humans and animals, and has no threat.

However, she is holding Xiao Ai's ipad in her hand, if she really destroys it, I don't know if something will happen to Xiao Ai at that time.

I was torn in my heart, and I was thinking about whether to take advantage of his unpreparedness to forcibly go up and retake Xiao Ai.

The little girl sneered and said, "You are stupid, this ipad has been blessed with mana, even if it is thrown from the eighteenth floor, it will not be broken!"

When I heard this, I immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

How does she know that my iPad is not an ordinary object?

Could it be that she is also a very human existence like the Thirteenth Princess?

Blame had to go to another room to steal, and instead ran to my poor devil's closet and rummaged through it.

It seems that she must have known that Xiao Ai has the ability to transform the Immortal Coin, so she came here to steal the treasure!

I looked at her as if I was facing a great enemy, held the dagger in my hand to death, and said with a hideous expression: "Monster! No matter who you are, if you dare to hurt Xiao Ai today, don't want to get out alive from here! You know, I am the reincarnation of Zhang Tianshi!"

The girl was amused by me for a while, covered her mouth and smiled: "You are a scumbag with a physical defense of 0, and you dare to shout with your aunt and grandmother?"

Oops, it seems that the person who came was not good, and he was prepared, and he even investigated my details clearly.

I was beating drums in my heart, but I didn't dare to show it on my face, so I had to try to calm down the fluttering heartbeat, and pretended to be calm: "Don't be arrogant, I am defeating the painter ghost with my own strength, and I once single-handedly picked the first bad in the history of the three masters of the Ashiya family in Japan, if you dare to mess around, I will definitely let you not eat and walk around!"

Little girl: "I'm messing around, it's obvious that you're messing around outside every day!" After that, she looked at me angrily and said, "Don't you go and roll the sheets with your Qian Lanlan, are you embarrassed to come back and murder me?"

I wondered, "What did I mess with? I'm doing something with her, what is your?"

When the little girl heard this, her eyes were red, and she said angrily: "me, I'll kill you a bad man!" After speaking, she rushed towards me with her iPad.