I sat in the living room with my bag on my head, apologizing with a flattering face.

The thirteenth princess and the third prince on the side looked at me angrily and blamed me again and again.

And the foreign priest and Leon watched the fire from the other side, hiding on the sofa in the distance and covering their mouths and snickering.

And today's protagonist, the little girl in my T-shirt, stood in front of me angrily, arrogantly pointing at me and counting non-stop.

Seriously, today's events did take me by surprise.

To this day, I'm still in a state of confusion.

After all, let me associate the incredibly cute Lori in front of me with the aura of the little sorrow who can only complain, and this picture can't coincide at all!

At first, in the face of this Lori, I didn't believe that she was Xiao Wai.

"Are you painting skins? and you want to pick up other people's skins and come here to lie to me?"

Xiao Ai: "Draw your sister, is the painting skin more beautiful than your aunt?"

I nodded: "At the very least, better than you." ”

Xiao Wai: "Get out!"

Me: "Don't interrupt, tell me honestly, who the hell are you!"

"I'm really sorry, if you don't believe me, you can ask me. ”

"Ask you? ”

"Ask me something that you think only we will know!"

I hesitated for a moment and asked, "Where did you first appear?"

When the thirteenth princess was kidnapped, it was I who kindly ran out to save the two of you. ”

I shook my head and said with a determined face: "You are really not a little mourning!"

Xiao Ai: "?"

Me: "That day, Xiao Ai appeared, but instead of saving us, he almost killed us......!

Xiao Ai spat at me and said, "I'm really not ashamed, it was clear that I sent the dark coins to the thirteenth princess that day." Although there was a little mistake, and in the end, the thirteenth princess failed to master the new skills, but it also scared the robbers into the desert and fled. What's the matter with you, embarrassed to say that you're trying to turn the tide?"

I scratched my head in embarrassment: "This doesn't count, I'll ask you something else." ”

Xiao Ai: "It's a little difficult, okay?"

Me: "How many fights did we have during our trip to Japan?"

Xiao Wai: "Twice, once with the Ashiya family, once with the Tengu, that day I still sent the Dark Coin to the dog Dan'er, and he turned into a Tengu, otherwise you will all die!"

I shook my hand at her, "You're wrong! three times." ”

Xiao Ai: "?"

Me: "Another time, I fought with a foreign Taoist priest at the competition site against the drunken boy. ”

Xiao Ai: "I went out with Thirteen that day and was not there. Besides, don't ask me about the dirty things you and Qian Lanlan!"

Me: "Where are we dirty?" ”

Xiao Ai: "It's all bikini, isn't it dirty?"

Me: "......"

Well, so far, Xiao Ai's answers have all been correct, but that still doesn't dispel my doubts about her.

I racked my brains to ask her some more difficult questions, but I couldn't think of anything.

Seeing this, Xiao Ai said speechlessly: "Forget it, I'll take the initiative to break the news." - Do you remember the first time you saw the devil girl, you and the old pervert stared at someone's boobs for a full minute, and the last time Abe was drunk in Japan, you secretly pinched her ass while others were not paying attention, and finally disliked people for being inelastic. ”

I blushed and said, "How do you know?"

Xiao Ai: "Nonsense, you really think no one sees that little?"

"I ...... I ...... "Speaking of which, I'm starting to believe it a little bit."

Xiao Ai was unyielding and continued to complain: "The day before yesterday, you had a spring dream in the middle of the night, calling Wang Zuxian again and again, and your saliva flowed from your head. You are really cold enough, Wang Zuxian is old, you can do it. ”

Me: "How do you know that?"

Xiao Wai: "Nonsense, you sandwiched the ipad to the root of your thigh that day and rubbed it all night, and I was about to be caught to death by you!"

Me: "Okay, you win. "This time, I can finally confirm - the little Lori in front of me who is wearing a wide T-shirt and full of cuteness is really the little mourning who will come to the death star if she doesn't complain!

Xiao Ai pouted and said, "Don't worry, there are still a lot of fierce things to say, and once when you were eating, you saw that other waitresses were beautiful......"

I hurriedly stretched out my hand to interrupt her: "Don't say it, big sister, I was wrong. You're just a little mourning, it's really good!"

Xiao Ai smiled knowingly: "What's the matter? Are you still afraid of embarrassment? If people don't know......

Me: "Rape first, then kill, then divide the body!"

Xiao Ai: "You're here, my aunt's body is still here!"

Me: "......"

The picture pulls back to the living room, and I am surrounded by a group of people waiting for me to criticize and fight.

I shook my head helplessly and explained to her, "Eldest sister, I really have nothing to do with Qian Lanlan. You know, she's just a child. ”

The amnesiac brother on the side shrugged his nose and took the opportunity to say, "Lemon-flavored lipstick, as far as I know, no one in our family has used it." ”

I glared at him fiercely, "Are you a dog, don't you have the kung fu to smell who stole the small bench in front of our store?"

Brother Amnesia said embarrassedly: "I'm not a scout dog. ”

The thirteenth princess stood up and said, "Xiao Ai has appeared now, and soon his brother will send someone to arrest her back, put aside your little love first, and let's discuss what to do next." ”

Me: "His brother?"

Xiao Ai nodded: "Yes, have you heard of Heavenly Dao?"

Of course I've heard of it, the most invincible existence in every novel is the way of heaven! Whether you are a mortal cultivator or a martial arts realm, you will not be able to escape the control of the reincarnation of the heavenly way in the end.

This brother ignores us when he is fine, but if you really offend him, a thunderbolt will throw you on you at every turn, and he will cut you into dried flesh without saying a word.

Xiao Ai: "The way of heaven is my brother." ”

I was so frightened that I slipped off the bench and said in surprise: "What? Heavenly Dao is your brother? Isn't Heavenly Dao a kind of spiritual power? How can it be ......?"

Xiao Ai: "Yes, my brother is the same as me, he is also an aura, but he absorbs the laws of heaven and earth, and I absorb the joys, sorrows, and sorrows of the world." ”

Me: "Then why did he come to arrest you?"

Xiao lamented, waved his hand and said, "Don't ask, just remember to protect me!"

Me: "Protect you? You don't take the ipad and shoot me into meat sauce, you still need me to protect you?"

Xiao Ai looked at me with a playful face: "Brother Meng, people are soft girls, and they need to be protected!"

......

That night, at half past ten, the living room on the second floor.

"Come here and press my legs, I just transformed, running and jumping all afternoon, my legs are very sore!"

I pursed my lips and continued to play cards with the Third Prince Yang Taoist, ignoring her.

Xiao Ai said playfully: "I won't rape you, what are you afraid of? Yesterday you pressed people to sleep under you, and today you start to deny your account?"

I pretended not to hear Xiao Ai's screams, but I found out that this lord with a loli face is still an old goblin who has lived for a thousand years in his heart. If I am poor with her, sooner or later she will go around the ditch.

The foreign Taoist priest had a dark face: "One against seven, what time will we go to the hospital tomorrow?" The foreign Taoist priest has extremely bad luck today, and we have already drawn two big kings on his face.

"Yes, I have to get up after ten o'clock, it's too early. I flicked the cigarette ash off my hand and swallowed the clouds.

"Yes, do you want to call a few of them?" The third prince pointed to Leon and the thirteenth princess, who were sitting on the side, looking intently at the running man.

"Don't. Can you not kill me every time?, are we two a family?" said to the third prince speechlessly.

"Pair two. I flicked the poker in my hand, and continued, "Don't bring it, right? We're just going to investigate, and it's nothing, besides, Leon can't see the ghost, and it's a burden to take him with you...... Four-five-six-seven-eight-nine. One by one. ”

The third prince: "The king is in charge!"

Foreign Taoist: "Anyway about your sister, don't you see that there are four cards left in people's hands?"

The third prince was puzzled: "Aren't I a king?"

The foreign Taoist priest said helplessly: "Do you have three in your hand?"

The third prince shook his head: "No." ”

Foreign Taoist: "I don't have either!"

Third Prince: "So what?"

The foreign Taoist sighed helplessly, and then threw the cards into the card pile: "Don't play, I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates!"