What is a yokai called?

In the words of a foreign Taoist priest - the so-called monster should be a blue-faced fang, burly figure, preferably with a few bloodshots at the corners of the mouth, and there is a deterrent force that makes people retreat without a fight, so that they are embarrassed to stand up and bully men and women. I haven't seen many youkai, but I think what the foreign Taoist priest said is very reasonable, after all, he has been a teacher since he was a child, and the youkai he has seen or heard can already circle the earth in a line.

So, in our impression, as a monster, there is no flesh and blood on the body, and I haven't eaten a few humans, and you are embarrassed to say hello when you see your peers. They use their hypocritical appearances to deceive the hearts of mortals, like painted skins and drunken swallows, or they use terrifying appearances to frighten mortals' vulgar boldness, like tengus. Either way, all of these youkai have a feeling of horror.

And at this moment, the monster standing in front of us is completely contrary to all of our cognition.

In the dissipating black fog, a cute teddy wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants pet suit and a pink bow tie appeared, staring at a pair of big watery eyes, straightening up his hind legs and wagging his tail at us.

No one can imagine that this puppy who takes the cute route is actually the monster who occupies his daughter's innocence day and night as the rich businessman said!

"It's so cute, Brother Meng, such a cute puppy, let's not hurt it, or let's take it home and raise it!" Seeing this, Xiao Ai on the side stepped forward and pulled my arm with a face.

Don't be fooled by his appearance, for he has taken over my daughter's beast!"

Xiao Wai glanced at the rich businessman: "Occupy it, occupy it, such a cute dog, your daughter can be lucky enough to sleep with him every day, that's her blessing!"

Me: "However, it was agreed that there would be a reward of 300,000 yuan for getting rid of him." ”

Xiao Ai: "I don't care, I want him to be a pet." ”

Me: "Don't make a fuss, I'll just buy you a new one when I get the gratuity." ”

Xiao Ai glared at me: "Is money important or am I important?"

I lowered my head and thought seriously for a while, then made up my mind: "I think money is more important." ”

Xiao Ai was anxious: "I don't care, if anyone moves him, my aunt and grandmother will be in a hurry!"

The foreign Taoist sighed, shook his head helplessly, and threw away the peachwood sword in his hand with a snap.

"Brother Meng, such a cute dog, how can you be embarrassed to say that he is a monster!"

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is not a monster, are you?" Teddy, who was standing in place, was obviously dissatisfied with the foreign Taoist's comment, and yelled loudly.

Everyone was stunned when they heard this cute Teddy speak, and then they remembered the fact that the vanguard army that rushed into the black fog before had been wiped out. When I looked down, I saw that they were all lying behind Teddy, foaming at the mouth.

The rich merchant said angrily: "What have you done to them!"

Teddy smiled evilly: "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't even touch a finger of them, they themselves were physically exhausted, and they were dizzy." ”

Me: "How is that possible? How can they get rid of it on their own?"

"There's no way, who let them see that I'm too handsome, I can't help but sway along with my rhythm!"

Handsome, swaying together, your shameless style, very much the style of the captain of the wine swallow!

Seeing that we didn't believe us, Teddy took out a miniature version of the electric guitar from his pocket, then whistled and shouted: "You guys listen to Lao Tzu, that girl in the house is Uncle Ben, none of you should think of a bad idea, otherwise it will ......"

"Otherwise, you're going to play the puppy waltz?" the crowd laughed when they saw Teddy's innocent face.

Teddy looked at us angrily, and suddenly flailed his paw and slammed the guitar, shouting, "Hmph!

Before he finished speaking, the rhythmic music suddenly sounded with Teddy's waving fingertips, and Teddy jumped up to the table next to him, twisted his ass happily, and shouted at us: "Friends in the audience, let me see your hands raised!

After hearing this, everyone looked at each other, and the woman who was not wearing underwear laughed coquettishly, and was about to step forward and grab Teddy from the table: "Good dog, don't make trouble, my sister will take you home and give you something to eat." ”

Teddy snorted coldly, ignoring the woman who rushed forward, just playing his guitar freely, and then began to sing along with the rhythm.

"One step, one step, one step, two steps

Step by step like a minion

Like the pace of the devil

Friction rubbing

Rub on this smooth ground

Friction like the pace of the devil

Like the pace of the devil

One step, two steps, one step, two steps

Step by step like a minion

Like the pace of the devil

Friction rubbing

Rub on this smooth ground

Friction"

To the rhythm of the electric guitar, Teddy sang the song that everyone knew.

Immediately afterward, everyone suddenly felt their bodies stiff and out of control, and while singing in a low voice, they unconsciously danced to the beat of the music.

Even the sleeping Arhat Fist of the talking sloth body followed the rhythm of Teddy at this moment, twisting back and forth his old waist that was about to be broken at that moment, word for word, and singing along with a clear eye.

I looked at the people around me with a look of astonishment, and the foreign Taoist priest next to me was also rubbing on the floor with the rhythm, and that posture had a tendency to stop without wearing out the soles of my shoes.

Me: "You little rabbit ...... bad luck, little puppy, what the hell are you doing?"

Teddy looked at me and said, "What's the matter, I'm afraid! If you don't get out again, I'll let you all jump to death today!"

I looked at the people around me who were immersed in the music, shook my head helplessly, and walked towards Teddy: "If you don't stop again, don't blame Lao Tzu for being polite!"

Seeing that I wasn't being controlled by his magic voice, Teddy looked nervous and said, "Why don't you jump along?"

Me: "Nonsense, such a two-X music, dance your sister! Lao Tzu is very tasteful, right?"

When Teddy heard this, he glared at me viciously and said, "Okay, you forced me to do a trick!"

After speaking, the sound of the music changed, and it instantly changed to a more thunderous song

"Slow down, faster, higher and lower

Lighter, heavier, gentle, stronger

A little up, a little down, a little closer, a little tighter

Only envy the mandarin duck and not the immortal, there is no end to happiness"

The music style changed suddenly, and everyone in the audience also became fascinated, hugging each other in pairs and dancing affectionately.

The two bearded men closest to me were even more in love, and their tongues were about to entangle.

Looking at this scene, I felt sick and almost threw up all the overnight food. I had to hurriedly wave my hand at Teddy and say, "Can we change to a normal song?"

Teddy smiled: "Hmph, Lao Tzu still has the eighteenth clothes to touch the singing, if you want to understand it, I don't mind showing it to you!"

I frowned, "You really want to play such a heavy mouth?"

Teddy: "What? You have the ability to bite me?"

Me: "Okay, you're ruthless! Don't think you're the only one who can sing!!Tell you, so will Lao Tzu!"

"You're my little apple

I can't love you enough

The little red face warms my heart

The fire that lights up my life

You're my little apple

It's like the most beautiful cloud in the sky

Spring has come again and the hillsides are full of flowers

If you plant hope, you will reap the rewards"

Soon, the copycat version of the iPad outperformed Teddy's mini electric guitar, and the deafening sound of the little apple covered Teddy's magic sound, and gradually, everyone's movements began to slow down, and little by little they regained consciousness.

I was still enjoying myself, howling to the high-decibel music played by the eight loudspeakers on my iPad, until the priest stepped forward with his ears covered and kicked me to the ground.

The music stopped abruptly, and the foreign Taoist priest pointed to the people who were lying on the ground and vomiting behind him: "Brother Meng, stop singing!"

I pursed my lips: "You think I'm willing to sing? I'm saving you, you're all controlled by his magic voice just now!"

Xiao Ai stood up and complained: "I'd rather be controlled by the magic sound than listen to you sing." ”

Me: "What do you mean by you?"

Foreign Taoist: "Singing a song is enough to make everyone vomit, I guess you are also the first person in ancient and modern times." ”

Teddy: "It seems that your mana is stronger than my magic voice!

I was annoyed and angry: "Don't think that I won't dare to beat you if you look cute!" After speaking, he waved at the foreign Taoist: "Dog, settle him!"

The foreign Taoist priest smiled at Teddy: "Friction, right? I'll let you rub and rub it well today!" With that, he rushed towards Teddy with a peachwood sword.

And the people behind him were also tricked by Teddy, and angrily followed the pace of the foreign Taoist priest and rushed up, and launched a brutal group beating against Teddy on the table.

"Pegasus hooligan fist!Grab the milk dragon gripper!Descend the dragon eighteen* touch!Foshan shadowless cock ......" I saw that everyone took out their housekeeping skills, and in the chaotic shouting, Teddy was finally beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, kneeling on the table and begging for mercy.

The foreign Taoist priest looked at him with a sneer: "Hmph, I don't know it's wrong now, it's too late!" After that, he took out two spirit runes from his pocket, pinched the mantra and stuffed it into Teddy's mouth and said, "Today, I will accept your spirit pill, see how you will harm the world in the future!"

"Roar!" Before the words fell, only a deafening long howl was heard, and Teddy's whole body swelled, and it became extremely huge in an instant.

Everyone was taken aback and subconsciously took a few steps back.

Look at Teddy again, his size has skyrocketed to the size of a cow, his legs are as thick as pillars, his nose is spitting hot gas, and he is looking at us with a hideous expression.

Me: "What's the situation?"

The foreign Taoist stomped his foot: "Oops, I gave him the wrong charm!"

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