Actually, I don't think I'm to blame for this.

I just sang a song out of kindness to save everyone from Teddy's magical sounds.

Although the singing is indeed difficult to compliment, it also plays a role in saving people.

It doesn't matter if it's a black cat or a white cat, a cat that catches a mouse is a good cat. According to this reason, a good song is not a good song, as long as it can break the magic sound, it should be considered a good song. Of course, I'll admit that I was a little obsessed with the singing, so much so that there was still a foul smell of vomit in the whole room. But, no matter what, all of this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the foreign Taoist priest fed Teddy the wrong charm. Therefore, at this moment, I will never admit my mistake for the foreign Taoist priest's complaining blame for singing too badly and causing him to be delirious, don't take the refreshing talisman as a heart purifying talisman and stuff it into the mouth of the dog demon.

After all, I'm a mortal with no spiritual powers, and no matter how ugly I sing, I will never produce a magic barrier buff.

So, this teddy, who had eaten the refreshment charm by mistake and went berserk, rushed left and right in the living room like a heavy tank, causing smoke and dust to billow, and making everyone wail incessantly, had nothing to do with me. Not to mention a dime, not even a penny!

"It's clearly your own mistake, don't rely on me. I jumped left and right to dodge the giant teddy's attack as I took the time to retort.

The foreign Taoist priest stroked the corpse of the half of the peach wood sword that was bitten off by Teddy, knelt on the ground and wailed: "I don't care if I'm hungry! Anyway, the hungry sword that Uncle Hungry gave me is already bad! It's all your cub (little cub)'s bad drops! You pay for hunger!"

I stretched out my hands and leaped to catch the woman without underwear who was slapped away by Teddy: "Don't think about relying on me again for anything this time!

The beautiful woman covered her lower body with one hand, and gently slapped my shoulder with the other hand into a pink fist, and said with a shy: "I hate it, touch people." ”

I casually wiped the unknown liquid on my fingers on the clothes of the sleeping Luohan Fist on the side, and smiled at the beautiful woman: "I have a lot of underwear at home, do you want to go back and get you two at night?

The beautiful woman smiled, pointed to my crotch and replied charmingly: "Okay, no wonder he didn't prescribe medicine to the doctor two days ago, it turns out that the medicine is here." ”

Xiao Ai jumped out of nowhere, grabbed my ears and said angrily, "Who do you want to give my aunt's panties to?"

Me: "No, you're misunderstanding! I just see that this beauty is pitiful, and she can't even afford to buy a pair of underwear, so I thought about donating a few to her, which can be regarded as accumulating virtue and doing good!"

Xiao Ai: "What kind of virtue do you accumulate? How many times have I told you, your illness is because you have done too many sins in your previous life, even if you accumulate virtue for a lifetime in this life, you can't cure your impotence!"

As soon as the woman heard that I had impotence, she frowned tightly: "Don't you lift it? Then you are still teasing the old lady here?" After speaking, she slapped me hard and walked away.

"......" I looked at the back of the woman leaving, and then looked at the little mourning around me who was complacent because of the success of the treacherous plan, sighed helplessly, and said to the foreign Taoist: "Dog, don't cry for your broken wooden sword, hurry up and take Teddy home for dinner, the thirteenth princess said that she made dumplings with mutton stuffing today!"

When the foreign Taoist priest heard the dumplings, a trace of hesitation flashed on his face, and then he shook his head and continued to cry: "Don't be hungry dumplings! Hungry want to be hungry with a sword! This sword is passed on from the hungry master to the hungry master, and the hungry master will pass it on to the hungry uncle, and the hungry uncle will pass it on to the hungry uncle again, and prepare to pass it on to the hungry baby as a family heirloom when the hungry gets married!"

I was speechless and said, "Okay, the rich businessman's remuneration will be given to you, so it's okay to use it as compensation!"

After hearing this, the foreign Taoist priest instantly turned sunny in the rainstorm, jumped up from the ground with a grin, threw the other half of the peach wood sword in his hand to me and said: "This is what you said, don't regret it!" After that, he looked at the dog demon beside him and said with an evil smile: "Dog Ridi! I'll let you know that I'm hungry today!"

I held the peachwood sword that the foreign Taoist priest threw over, and looked at it carefully.

I saw that this legendary heirloom was impressively engraved with a few big characters - produced by the second product factory of Baxian Nunnery, with a suggested retail price: 30 yuan.

Rub it! This shameless dog, you are cheating on me!

The foreign Taoist priest completely ignored standing behind him and jumping his feet and cursing his ancestors for eighteen generations, just pushed away everyone and came to Teddy, a light sideways body flashed Teddy's claw, and then took out a charm from his pocket, casually pasted it on Teddy's head, and said softly: "Break!"

Immediately, only a "whoosh" was heard, and a burst of blood mist rose around Teddy, and the thick fog that spread out became thicker and thicker, and finally there was a muffled bang, and the blood mist dispersed with ripples, and the whole hall trembled......

Everyone was stunned, and they all looked vigilant like they were looking at it in the blood mist.

I saw Teddy lying on his back to the sky at the moment, his limbs twitching like a sheep's madness, lying on the ground, rolling weakly, and making an inaudible whining sound from his mouth.

After a while, the huge Teddy returned to his cute and lifeless appearance, squatting on the ground with a mournful face, sticking out his tongue at us.

When everyone on the side saw it, they breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the foreign Taoist: "Brother Dog still has two brushes!"

"Of course, how can a puppy like Teddy be the opponent of other people's ocean dogs!"

"As soon as you look at this dog brother's skills, you know that he is definitely a purebred shepherd dog!

The foreign priest rolled his eyes: "You are the dog, your whole family is a dog! How many times have I told you, my name is Gardon! Gardon, do you understand English?"

"Understood, understood! Brother Dog, don't worry, I'm good at English! I only got a fourth-level certificate two days ago!" Zhang San, who was selling strong pills on the side, stepped forward and snorted.

Me: "So powerful? These days, even a person who sells Diana pills needs English level 4?"

Zhang San said with a smile: "Isn't this in line with international standards, maybe one day my strong pill will go abroad and face the world!"

When the blind man Li who was grinding bones and fortune tellers on the side heard Zhang San's words, he couldn't help but snort: "What kind of garlic to pretend, I don't know how many catties and taels you have, and your certificate is clearly the old grandson who found a fake certificate in the west of the city last week!"

Zhang San looked embarrassed: "What nonsense! Which eye did you see!"

Li Blind took off the sunglasses he was wearing on his eyes, leaked a pair of bright eyes, and said: "I saw both eyes! I saw it with my own eyes at the door of the women's toilet that day! You can deceive others, but you can't deceive me! Lao Tzu's eyes are 5.0!"

Me: "So you're not blind?"

Blind Li: "Who said I was blind?"

I pointed to the sail in his hand: "The iron mouth is straight off, and the fortune teller is touched by the bones - Li is blind." ”

Li Blind blushed, "My surname is Li, can't I be blind?"

Me: "......"

At this time, the rich merchant stood up, pointed to Teddy sitting on the ground, and asked cautiously, "...... this monster?"

The foreign Taoist priest put on a fairy wind bone, waved his hand in the air, and then remembered that his peach wood sword had been separated from the corpse, and he couldn't pull out the sword flower to play handsome, his two hands froze in the air in embarrassment, and after stopping for a while, he had to brush the poor golden beard on his chin, and said to the rich merchant: "Don't worry, he has already fallen under my spell, and he has no attack power at the moment." ”

"Really?" everyone was overjoyed, looking at Teddy on the side.

Teddy whimpered, stared at the group viciously, and said, "Let your dog go..... Let your fart go! Your grandfather and I haven't released my big move yet! Who is not afraid of death can come forward and see grandpa, I can't bite you!"

After hearing this, everyone looked at each other, and all jumped back a big step, leaving only Zhang San, who was half a beat slower to react.

Zhang San turned his head and said to the people behind him in a trembling voice: "I don't want you to play like this, right?"

The blind man Li Gang smiled and said: "Don't worry, we are leaving you the best opportunity, so that you can save enough capital as soon as possible and develop your strong pill business abroad, which can be regarded as adding glory to the country!"

Zhang San: "Don't tease me, I don't have any strong pills, I bought them all hawthorn pills from the drugstore!"

Blind Li: "Then we don't care, it's you who stand up by yourself anyway." ”

Zhang San saw that everyone didn't help him, so he had to turn around and say to Teddy tremblingly: "Brother dog, we have no grudges in the long days and no hatred in the near future, why don't we shake hands and reconcile?"

Teddy yelled twice, looked at him viciously and said, "I think it's beautiful! With that, a flying pounce rushed towards Zhang San.

Zhang San was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his head and squatted on the ground, shouting for help. The people behind him were also scared, thinking that Zhang San would definitely be bitten by this violent dog demon this time, so they covered their eyes one after another, and couldn't bear to see this cruel scene.

10 seconds later, Zhang San, who was squatting on the ground, opened his eyes suddenly, carefully examined his body, and then said with a happy face: "Hey, the dog demon didn't bite me!"

Only then did everyone come back to their senses, and when they looked around, they found that Teddy had quietly slipped to the edge of the gate with everyone closing their eyes just now, and was standing at the door with his hands on his hips, making a straight face at the people who came back: "Hmph! Count you lucky! If it weren't for grandpa, I suddenly remembered that today's sister of Huahua's sister on the street next door is the neighbor of the husband's neighbor, and the noble lady dog can't be killed on her birthday." You all have to become grandpa and my dog's food!"

Why, before he could run two steps, he was suddenly lifted up by a hand.

I saw Xiao Ai flash out from the door, hugged Teddy in the palm of his hand, and laughed: "Haha, little cheap dog, I'll let you sleep with my aunt and grandmother tonight!"