I always thought that Lao Xuan was just a relational household who came in through the back door.

This kind of so-called related households, usually the unified performance is that they have no fart skills, so they can only rely on the background to mix an idle job in these government agencies, drink tea and read the newspaper every day, and then accept two younger brothers (such as me) who don't even have a fart under their hands.

It wasn't until I saw Feng Xiaoan's trembling hands just now, and the helpless eyes full of helplessness, unwillingness, and helplessness mixed with the fear of resisting when he took the smoke and fire from the jailers in the wind prison, did I know that the relationship of Lao Xuan was not an ordinary relationship, at least the kid who shouted "My dad is Li Gang" was much harder.

Although, in the end, Feng Xiaoan still escaped punishment without danger.

Because, the old urging to let the jailer give him the lighter, is windproof.

However, even so, it also made Feng Xiaoan break out in a cold sweat, and as for the visit and commentary of the other layers of hell in the future, it also became perfunctory and absent-minded because of the interference of this cautious boss who loves to hold grudges.

Of course, all this is not all Director Feng's fault.

What really disappointed everyone was that they couldn't watch the bloody restrictive hellish punishments of the legends.

According to Feng Xiaoan's explanation, now that the ghost culture care policy is being implemented, the prefecture is facing a new round of reform. And these workplaces, which possess an interest in corporal punishment, are the first to be banned.

Director Feng pointed to the four strong men who were sitting there playing mahjong on the side, and sighed accidentally: "See, these four are the CEOs of Daoshan Hell, Stone Pressing Hell, Tongue Pulling Hell, and Oil Pot Hell, which were once very popular in the underworld, and now because of the reform of the underworld, they have all taken a back seat and come here to see the gate!"

However, this trip to the eighteenth layer of hell was not for nothing. At the very least, in the eighteenth layer of hell, I met a few old acquaintances.

The eighteenth floor of hell is completely different from other places, the sky is clear, the weather is cool, the emerald green trees are towering, and there is a big square table under the tree, the table is full of delicacies from the mountains and seas, which makes people greedy when they see it, and the table is surrounded by a group of online novel writers such as Dai Xiaolou, Dancing, Beacon Fire, and Cold Diamond, who are leisurely basking in the sun and eating a big meal.

If it weren't for the stinking dunghole under the table, I would have thought this was heaven on earth.

I stepped forward and said to Beacon Avenue: "Brother, why are you here?"

Beacon: "Alas, don't mention it, don't we have a few novels, so they locked us up here." ”

I was pleased: "Although the smell here is a little unpleasant, it is much better than the previous layers, and it seems that there are still a lot of benefits for online writers!"

Fenghuo smiled: "That's not it, it's good that several of us are all great gods who respond to all calls and have a lot of fans! Look at our layer, every day the wind is beautiful, the four seasons are like spring, the wind does not blow the rain and does not get wet, there is no need to work, and there is no need to suffer, you can enjoy so many delicious food." ”

Me: "Really, so good, you don't have to do anything every day, just stand here and eat this?"

"That's right, just dip it and eat it!" Dai Xiaolou on the side smiled slightly, added a piece of meat, stuffed it into the dung pit with his hand, and stuffed it into his mouth suddenly.

......

In this way, we ended our journey to the eighteenth layer of hell, and Director Feng took us to the last stop on this journey, in front of the Sansheng Stone.

"The Sansheng Stone, according to legend, is the thing left by Nuwa to mend the sky, through this stone, you can see the cause of your previous life, this life and the next life, the legendary fate of the three lives, is from this. Feng Xiaoan stood in front of Sansheng Stone, and his eyebrows fluttered to introduce it to everyone.

"Tourists, don't want 80,000 today, don't want 60,000, as long as you pay the experience price of 12,000 eight, you can enjoy the wonderful karma journey of the Sansheng Stone!

When the woman on the side heard this, she suddenly said excitedly: "I don't look at the Sansheng Stone, bring me five bottles of corpse oil, and I'll go back and use them for my godfathers!"

Feng Xiaoan's face was embarrassed and said: "This, corpse oil, a product with dangerous properties, is actually forbidden to be sold. But if you really want to, you can experience the Sansheng Stone five times in a row, so you can get five giveaways!"

The woman pondered for a while, then hesitated, "However, I didn't bring that much cash. ”

Feng Xiaoan took out a POS machine from behind and said with a smile: "Don't worry, you can also swipe your card!"

After hearing this, the woman happily took out a gold card, and paid five parts of the money in one go without thinking about it.

After Feng Xiaoan received the money, he took out five bottles of corpse oil from the box and handed them to the woman, and then said: "In order to avoid messing with mandarin ducks, the corpse oil in the girl's hand has been blessed by the special mana of the Bodhisattva of the Earth Treasure King, and only those who appear on the Sansheng Stone and have a real relationship with you can have an effect!"

Woman: "What? Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Feng Xiaoan smiled: "I said you wouldn't have bought it earlier!"

The woman said angrily: "I want a refund!"

Feng Xiaoan shook his head and replied with a firm expression: "Once sold, it will not be returned!"

......

Although the woman's episode made everyone very disdainful of the wealth collection behavior of the underworld, compared to women with impure motives, there are still many people who do not have godfathers and godmothers who want to find out their true marriage.

Therefore, everyone still rushed to pay for it and formed a long queue in front of the Sansheng Stone.

"Ouch mom, no wonder every time I hide private money, my wife can find it, it turns out that she was a pixiu in her last life!"

A middle-aged man with a big belly complained while frowning after reading the Sansheng Stone.

"Don't talk about you, I'm looking for flowers and asking willows too much, I'm going to get impotence in the next life!" A young man on the side said with a bitter face, patting the middle-aged man's shoulder with emotion.

"Why, why isn't my hitter Joonggi?" a girl yelled in disbelief as she watched Sansheng.

I looked at these travelers hurrying past the Sansheng Stone and sighed.

Feng Xiaoan, who was on the side, handed me a cigarette and said to me, "Brother Meng, aren't you going to take a look at your past and present lives?"

I waved my hand: "Forget it, I don't have that much money to mess around!"

Feng Xiaoan smiled: "Everyone is their own person, show it to you for free!"

Me: "Really?"

Feng Xiaoan: "Can I still lie to you?" It's just that I offended Lao Xun just now, you have to help me say a few more kind words when you go back this time, so that he can ...... in the selection of outstanding employees of the year in the prefecture next time."

Me: "Don't worry! Like Brother Feng, a good employee who is conscientious and dedicated to creating performance for the prefecture, I will definitely let Lao urge you to give you a nomination, not only that, but I also guarantee on behalf of all the staff of our prefecture office that all the people in the department will only vote for you!"

Feng Xiaoan: "This ...... There are only two people in your department!"

Me: "......"

Just as I was talking to Feng Xiaoan, Zhang Jianfeng walked up to the two of us and smirked at me.

I jumped back sharply: "What are you doing? The person who appeared on your Sansheng Stone can't be me! Brother, I'm not good at this!"

Zhang Jianfeng smiled: "Nongbiao made fun of me, I haven't seen Sansheng Shi yet!"

"Then why are you looking at me with such lewd eyes?" I put my hands on my chest and looked at him with a wary expression.

Zhang Jianfeng: "Brother Meng, do you have any money with you?"

Me: "Brought it, what's wrong?"

Zhang Jianfeng: "Can you lend me 10,000 yuan first, I want to take a look at the Sansheng Stone, but I didn't bring that much." ”

Me: "What did you say?"

Zhang Jianfeng: "Can you ...... first?"

I stretched out my hand to interrupt him: "It's not this sentence, it's the previous sentence." ”

Zhang Jianfeng: "Brother Meng, do you have any money with you?"

Me: "I didn't bring it!"

Zhang Jianfeng: "After returning to the yang world for a while, I will pay you back 15,000!"

Me: "But I didn't bring that much!"

Zhang Jianfeng: "Eighteen thousand!"

Me: "It's not a question of how much you have. ”

Zhang Jianfeng gritted his teeth: "Twenty thousand!"

Me: "Deal!"

I borrowed a pen and paper from Feng Xiaoan, and after asking Zhang Jianfeng to write an IOU, I smiled at Director Feng and said, "Director Feng, quickly take our Brother Feng to see Sanshengshi, so that he can understand his marriage well!"

Feng Xiaoan: "But you haven't given me the money yet?"

Me: "What? Didn't you say it's free?"

Feng Xiaoan: "I'm talking about you for free, not him." ”

Me: "Won't I give him my chance?"

Feng Xiaoan shook his head again and again, and replied with a firm expression: "That's not good, you have obviously already received 20,000 yuan from others! You belong to the private pocket of the communiqué with the help of power! If you let the upper authorities know......"

Me: "Oh, Meng Po's bowl of tonkotsu soup just now is still very delicious, and I will tell Lao Xuan when I go back in a while, this time the nomination of advanced employees ......"

Feng Xiaoan: "Brother Feng, please here!"

......

After a while, Zhang Jianfeng finished reading the Sansheng Stone, and followed Feng Xiaoan back to me with a sad face and weak energy.

"What, your marriage is Sister Feng?"

Feng Xiaoan: "No, his other half is a peerless beauty." ”

Me: "Then why are you still sad?"

Zhang Jianfeng: "Alas, it's really her. There's no way we're going to be together!"

Me: "What's the situation? What did you see in the Sansheng Stone? Did she cheat on you behind your back?"

Feng Xiaoan: "Don't talk nonsense, Sanshengshi can only see who the marriage is and why it came from, and it can't see the development of everything!"

Me: "I rub it, I can't go from a year old to an eighty year old? Isn't that a fake?"

Feng Xiaoan: "One year old sees eighty years old? I haven't experienced this life and the next life, how can you see it? Fate is in your own hands, and those who can know the future are feudal superstitions!"

Me: "Then why is he still sad?"

Zhang Jianfeng smiled bitterly and sighed: "Because, my marriage is not human!"