At noon the next day, I walked downstairs sleepily and opened the door to get ready to open.

At this time, the foreign Taoist priest suddenly ran back in a hurry.

"Ma Da (Something Happened)!"

I was surprised and asked, "What's the matter?"

The foreign Taoist priest said anxiously: "Yuanyuan is gone!"

Me: "Gone?"

Foreign Taoist: "Yes, yesterday she clamored for plastic surgery, but I didn't agree, and she left in a fit of anger." I tried to coax her this morning, only to find out that she didn't go back to the dorm last night!"

I thought it was something, it turned out to be a quarrel with my boyfriend and I didn't return all night. There is no need to be in such a hurry, after all, every adolescent girl has done this kind of thing.

So I calmly handed him a towel and said, "Don't worry, didn't you just go back all night, maybe you went to another friend to complain." Don't worry, wipe your sweat first. ”

The foreign Taoist priest said with a worried face: "She is a young girl who doesn't return at night, can I not worry?"

Xiao Ai, who was lying on the table, took the opportunity to complain: "It's time to worry." In the middle of the night, it's not good to scare others. ”

After hearing this, the foreign Taoist priest took out a spirit talisman and flew over.

The spirit rune went straight to the ipad with the sound of the whistling wind, and I hurriedly blocked in front of Xiao Ai when I saw this.

A strong scorching heat rushed to my face, and when it reached me, it dissipated as a breeze.

Xiao Ai suddenly became anxious and shouted: "You fake foreign devil, you have turned the sky upside down, right! Dare to attack your aunt and grandmother! Believe it or not, your aunt and grandmother will appear now and kill you!"

"Who makes your mouth owe?" If I hadn't felt sorry for this iPad, I would have beaten you up a long time ago. I kicked the ipad into my pocket, turned my head and said to the foreign Taoist: "As for it, Xiao Ai teases me every day, and I haven't been so anxious." You're really, you want to stab your friend twice for your girlfriend?"

The foreign Taoist priest said with a cold face: "I don't have friends like you who don't care about the lives of others. ”

Me: "She's an adult, what's the fuss about not coming home all night? It's going to be dead or alive? Don't you see the wind and rain all day long. Otherwise, since you are worried, we will call the third prince and ask him to help find it, won't it be over? Anyway, he is working in the bureau, so there is no need to use it in vain. ”

After that, I took out my mobile phone and dialed the third prince Ao Bing and told him what happened.

As a result, he said that he could not file a case if he disappeared for less than 24 hours, and that he could only help us check and monitor through his connections.

At this time, the thirteenth princess had just returned from shopping and shouted at us at the door, "Come on, come quickly, help me get something!"

I looked out the door, good fellow, for the first time I'd ever seen someone go shopping and come back with a truck in a big truck.

The thirteenth princess walked into the store, and while directing the people in the car to carry things upstairs, she said happily: "Look, I bought you a super large billiard table today, and I also bought an automatic mahjong machine, so we can play happily together in the future!"

I shrugged helplessly and said, "Dog'er and Xiao Ai almost fought. ”

Thirteenth Princess: "Isn't it? What's wrong?"

Me: "Dog's girlfriend didn't come back last night, so he was a little worried, Xiao Ai just said a few words, and he was anxious." ”

The thirteenth princess smiled knowingly and said, "Why are you still as violent as when you were a child?

The foreign Taoist priest stood there in embarrassment, and said, "But ......"

The thirteenth princess ignored him, and then said to Xiao Ai: "Don't mind, he is like this." Didn't you make a big fuss at the police station two days ago because of my affair with Brother Meng? ”

Xiao Ai: "Auntie, I'm too lazy to be like him." Otherwise, he would have been abolished a long time ago. ”

The foreign Taoist priest took out the spirit talisman again: "Year old baby baby (little rabbit cub), are you coming, hungry (I) am still afraid that you will not succeed?"

And Xiao Wai in my arms also emitted a dazzling light, "Come on, let you know how powerful your aunt is today!"

I looked at these strange people who had stunts, but had a child's temper, and said speechlessly: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, are you still looking for your girlfriend?"

When the foreign Taoist priest heard about finding his girlfriend, he immediately quieted down, and said with a worried face: "I don't know if the surveillance will check it." We don't know where she disappeared last night. ”

I'm right when I think about it, X City is not big, but it's not small either. If you want to go through the surveillance of this city, it is indeed difficult to find a person who has disappeared aimlessly.

Xiao Ai suddenly interjected: "If you don't listen to it, what kind of monitoring do you check, do you really think of yourself as a civilian who will find the people's police if you have something?"

I slammed my head. That's right, the sky sees and the earth hears, and he knows all the personnel of the Three Realms. How can we forget this stubble, it was through him that we rescued the unjust soul Xiao Ran last time.

So, a group of four of us hurriedly drove to the barbecue restaurant in Diting Oba.

In the car, the foreign Taoist priest said embarrassedly: "Xiao Ai, I'm sorry for what happened just now, I'm in a hurry." ”

Xiao lamented and said, "It's okay, I won't forgive you anyway." ”

Me: "Then you're still telling him to find a place to listen?"

Xiao Ai: "I'm ......"

Me: "Come on, knife mouth, tofu heart." ”

Xiao mourned and said, "I am a knife mouth, a mine heart!"

We laughed and hummed softly the song we had learned yesterday when we had spent our first days together in the living room.

"You knife mouth, you mine heart.

You are snarky, what are you hypocritical,

I'm going to break your fangs in a hurry. ”

......

By the time we arrived at Listening Oba's barbecue restaurant, he had already grilled a table of meat and was sitting quietly waiting for us.

Seeing us come in, the ground listened to a warm smile, "You're here." ”

I looked at the table full of barbecue and said, "Yo, this is all ready for us?"

Diting nodded, flicked his bangs with his hand, and beckoned us to sit down. Picking up the tongs, he tossed the roasted meat and said, "Eat it while it's hot, and talk as you eat." ”

I smiled embarrassedly and said, "Oba, you're too polite. We were in such a hurry this time that we didn't bother to bring you some meat buns or something. ”

Diting smiled, "I'm from Silla, and I don't like meat buns." ”

Foreign Taoist: "Look, I said it last time, you don't believe it!"

I patted my head with remorse, "Yes, I was blind for 20 yuan last time!"

Di Ting smiled indifferently and said, "Didn't Ao Bing come?" I thought I would be able to see what this legendary second ancestor was like. ”

Me: "Aren't you able to see everything in the Three Realms, how can you not know what he looks like?"

Earth listening: "That's the heavenly vision, I am the earth listening, and the things that are not recorded in the Three Realms Mingzhi can only be heard, not seen." ”

Me: "I see, then can you help me hear what the lottery number is for the next draw?"

The foreign Taoist priest rolled his eyes at me and said, "Can you not be embarrassed here?

Me: "You're all rich, of course you don't need to. I'm a dick like this, and I can only stop it in vain. ”

After that, he winked at the ground flatteringly, "Oba, just tell me." ”

Di Ting smiled indifferently and said, "Can you know who will sing the next good Chinese song on stage?"

I shook my head: "No." ”

Listen: "Neither can I." I only know the past, but I don't know the future. So you can only tell you the numbers drawn in the last lottery. Do you want it?"

What a bullshit fairy! I didn't even have a person who knew the lottery for a long time, and this fairy did it really aggrieved!

Diting no longer paid attention to me, but just reached out and took out the ipad from my arms to play,

Xiao Ai suddenly said: "What are you touching! I'm a big girl with yellow flowers." ”

Listen: "Reiki doll, when did you wake up?"

Xiao Ai: "The last time Zhang Meng was caught by a few robbers. ”

Me: "Don't you know everything about the Three Realms?

Xiao Ai: "Nonsense, my aunt and grandmother have jumped out of the Three Realms and are not in the existence of the Five Elements." If I am not happy, even the way of heaven will not find me. If it weren't for your life hanging by a thread and begging me at that time, I would have been ready to sleep with him for a few hundred years. ”

It turned out that Xiao Ai was woken up by me. I've always wondered if such a person doesn't vomit or be unhappy, doom...... It's aura, how can such an unpleasant aura be able to hold back a word before. I fell asleep in the ipad for a long time.

Ditun sighed, "Do they know?"

Xiao Ai: "Don't worry, I don't know yet." ”

I asked, "What are you talking about?" Why can't I understand a word?"

Diting turned his head to look at me, wrapped two pieces of meat in vegetable leaves and handed them over, leaking a melted expression, and said to me, "It's nothing, eat meat, eat meat." ”

I sighed and said, "Why are you in the mood to eat meat now, Dog's girlfriend is lost, and we are here to ask Oba if you know where she has gone." The dog can't find anyone anymore, and I'm really anxious for a while, and I guess I'm going to turn X City upside down. After that, he stuffed all the meat into his mouth, "Ouch, it's not bad, roll me another one." ”

The foreign Taoist priest glared at me fiercely, and said to the ground: "Do you know where Yuanyuan went?"

Diting smiled faintly and said, "It's not to go, it's to be went." ”

Me: "Taken?"

Di Ting: "Bingo, you guessed it, she was taken away. ”

The foreign Taoist priest said anxiously: "Then you still have the heart to barbecue here!"

Diting waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, she's fine." ”

Me: "Do you know where he is?"

Listen: "Are you sure you're going to find her?"

"Of course I'm looking for it!" we replied in unison.

"Either way, no matter what. He sighed, shook his head lightly, and handed us a note, "Go find it here." With that, he stood up, turned and walked into the inner room, and said as he went, "Foolish world! Foolish! Obviously loyal and delusional. ”

"Can you speak Chinese?" I shouted as I looked at the back of the listener.

Diting looked back and smiled, looked at me, and did not speak.

And the foreign Taoist priest and the thirteenth princess beside me were already pale at the moment, standing on the spot.

Me: "What's wrong with you?" What the hell does he mean, can you explain it to me?"

Xiao Wai whispered: "Listen to what I just said, the last two sentences of a classic ghost story. ”

Me: "What's the story?"

Xiao Ai: "Painted skin!"