The man with glasses drove us all the way back to the white shop, and all he heard along the way was his boastful talk, and he was close to us.

In desperation, I had to leave him my phone number. Of course, this time it was the correct version that didn't change the last digit.

After seeing that several of us turned out to be the staff of the white shop, the glasses man's admiration for us was sublimated to a new level, and he sighed excitedly: "I thought you were just urban streamers, but I didn't expect you to be a strange fan!"

Me: "What the hell?"

The foreign Taoist priest pursed his lips: "This melon skin (SB), read the novel and look at the baby as a melon." ”

Ao Bing pointed to the storefront and said with a smile: "This is not an ability, this is a terror." ”

The man with glasses said disapprerovingly: "Who are you fooling, have you ever seen the male protagonist in a horror novel look like him? ”

Me: "You're just a waste of firewood, your whole family is a waste of firewood, and the whole community is a waste of firewood!"

Xiao Ai couldn't help but say: "It's boring for you to always learn my lines, you know." ”

We said goodbye to the novelist and went back to the store.

Lao Chen was sitting on a recliner and taking a nap, while the amnesiac brother and the old pervert were squatting in the corner and secretly smoking Lao Chen's cigarette.

Seeing us come in, the old pervert hurriedly sat down with a silent gesture and nodded quietly to us.

And the amnesiac brother looked at the third prince Ao Bing next to me and was stunned.

After a long time, he floated over and asked, "Hello, do we know each other?"

Hearing this, I suddenly felt a thrill, it seems that the memory of the amnesiac brother has been retrieved!

Ao Bing was stunned, shook his head blankly, and said, "I'm sorry, I don't have an impression." Are you?"

I pointed at him and said, "This is a ghost I need to deal with, I was a little gangster when I was alive, and I can't be classified into the underworld for the time being because I was cut off and amnesia." ”

Ao Bing: "Oh, in this way, maybe I was arrested before, but I don't have an impression, after all, I arrest too many people every day." ”

I shook my head regretfully. It seems that the clue is broken again.

At this time, the foreign Taoist priest slowly walked to Lao Chen's side and coughed lightly: "Uncle Shi, I'm back." ”

The old man woke up slowly, bowed slightly at us, and then pointed at me and said, "You kid is really amazing, you can be kidnapped if you go out to buy an early breakfast!"

I was surprised, "Boss, you know everything?"

"Nonsense, do you think my four pillars of gossip are all learned in vain?"

I hurriedly squatted beside him and asked with a flattering face: "Uncle Chen, look, can you help me calculate what numbers I won in the lottery this week?"

Lao Chen shook his head and said, "No." ”

Me: "Why?"

Lao Chen pursed his lips and said with an innocent smile: "Because when Goudan called today, he only said those things and didn't tell me the lottery number." ”

Me: "you!"

The foreign Taoist priest looked at me with a disgusted expression: "You are also a bad guy, can you not be so worldly like mortals!"

I shook my head helplessly, ignored them, and walked upstairs alone.

Actually, I'm a mortal myself. As for the job, I've already had a stomach full of bitterness about to vomit. Look at these cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods around me, which one is not a character like the rich, handsome, white, and rich.

The third prince, Ao Bing, as a young owner of the East China Sea fishery, has a lot of money. And the thirteenth princess, from the fact that she can use caviar as ketchup at home, knows that it is by no means comparable to ordinary people.

Even a foreign Taoist priest who is a human like me has the support of a rich uncle. Not only does he have a job that makes money every day, but he also has 7 properties in the most prosperous area of our X city, even if it is not as good as the first two dragons, it is also an absolute 'rich man' in the eyes of our ordinary people.

But what about me? Follow an old Cui who lives by abducting and collecting scrap products, and deal with a group of ghosts who have no interest in the renminbi at all. Others are gods and demons, even if they can't dominate the world, but casually mixing a good life in society is also handy. But I work day long, and I can't get any benefits.

Just when I was thinking nonsense, Xiao Wai in my arms said, "Brother Meng, is there anything unhappy? ”

I rolled my eyes and said, "How can I be unhappy when I am such a heartless person." ”

Xiao Ai: "Alas, in fact, I know everything. You regret falling for Lao Cui. ”

I was speechless and had to remain silent.

Xiao Ai: "Actually, when you envy others, there are also people who envy you." ”

Me: "No kidding, who would envy someone like me?"

Xiao Ai: "I will." Although you are ugly, stupid, short-lived, cowardly, and ......"

I hurriedly reached out to stop it, "Are you envious or complaining?"

Xiao Ai: "I mean, although you have many shortcomings, you are also a complete person who can know the ups and downs. But I, since I had this world, I have become lonely and wandering in this world, although I have seen all the warmth and coldness of the world, but I don't even know what the taste of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar is. ”

When I thought about it, I was right, although I was an out-and-out dick, but it was more than enough to be less than the bottom. At the very least, I have a job that never starves to death, and I have the status of a civil servant, and I have such a group of fox friends and dog friends by my side. In fact, compared to most mortals, although my life is not of high quality, it can definitely be called exciting.

So, I put away my frustration and prepared to go downstairs to meet them.

Who knew that at this time, the third prince Ao Bing and the thirteenth princess walked up humming a little song.

I asked suspiciously, "Why did you guys come up, Dogan and his devil girlfriend?"

The thirteenth princess smiled and said, "Since Yuanyuan met your high school classmate, she has to learn from other people's plastic surgery, and she doesn't believe it when she says she is beautiful enough." No, it's being coaxed downstairs. ”

I snorted and said, "I can really open my eyes and tell nonsense." What about the two of you?"

The third prince blushed and said: "Yun'er just came here, and there is no place to stay, so it is not very convenient for her to live with me, if you don't live together, I am afraid that his parents will find out." So just now after calculating with Lao Chen, he asked the two of us to move over together and live on the second floor with you. ”

So I hurriedly got up and went back to the house to pack my things.

The thirteenth princess asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

Me: "Move to the room of the foreign priest, this room is left for the two of you." ”

The third prince hurriedly stopped me in embarrassment and said, "No, no, how can the two of us live in the same room." ”

Me: "There are only two bedrooms and one living room here, I don't sleep with dogs, do I sleep with the thirteenth princess?"

Xiao Ai took the opportunity to say: "Just let him go, and forget Brother Meng's wish for many years." “

I asked, "What wish?"

Xiao Wai said sourly: "Two little, pick up soap together." ”

Me: "Die!"

The third prince pointed to the wall of the living room and said, "We are going to live on the second floor, but not here, next door." ”

"Then you're on the wrong track, right? The house next door has to go up from that building. ”

The thirteenth princess smiled and said, "I'm here to see if I can open up these two sides." ”

I said excitedly, "Isn't that the legendary four-bedroom mansion?"

The third prince: "A four-bedroom and a living room is also a mansion?"

I rolled my eyes: "I can't explain it with a local tyrant like you." What are you waiting for, let's do it!"

I looked left and right and rummaged through the room for a long time, but I didn't find a single hammer.

Reluctantly, he returned to the living room, clapped his hands, and said, "Go buy a hammer tomorrow and dismantle it." ”

"What kind of hammer do you want to buy?" Ao Bing kicked it up, and the dust in front of us suddenly flew up, and the third prince continued to make persistent efforts, and with continuous punches and kicks, a huge hole appeared in the middle of the wall.

A few of us were overjoyed and waiting, and when the foreign Taoist priest and Lao Chen took the two ghosts upstairs leisurely.

I saw Lao Chen's eyes red, and he was stunned on the spot.

The foreign Taoist priest asked, "What are you doing with melon peels (fools)?"

Ao Bing turned his head and said innocently: "Tear down the wall, we are going to open up the two sides." ”

I interjected excitedly, "In this way, there will be a huge living room!

Lao Chen said bitterly: "Where are you demolishing the wall, this is demolishing the house!"

Our faces were full of puzzled expressions, and we looked at Lao Chen with puzzled expressions.

The foreign Taoist priest said coldly: "Melon skin! The nest (that) is a load-bearing wall!"

......

In the end, under the guidance of Chen Lao, we dug a big hole in the middle of the wall, and prepared to buy two sliding doors tomorrow to install them, which can be regarded as a disguised opening.

In the evening, the four of us sat together to celebrate the dawn of our cohabitation era.

The Thirteenth Princess cooked a sumptuous dinner.

The old pervert drooled and said happily: "Xiaoyun girl is very skilled, we will be blessed in the future!"

Me: "The kids of rich families can cook?"

The thirteenth princess smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'll mix with our family's cooks and steal teachers when I'm fine, so you can rest assured." As long as someone is in charge of the grocery shopping, I can cook a lot of delicious food for you every day. ”

The third prince and the foreign Taoist priest said in unison: "This task will be handed over to Brother Meng." ”

"Why?"

The third prince looked at me and said, "Because your mouth is the best way to say that buying vegetables requires bargaining, this is a science, and I am not as good as you." ”

The foreign Taoist priest pretended to be a foreigner again: "I am not good at Chinese, I will be slaughtered." ”

Xiao Ai mended the knife on the side and said: "The most important thing is that you are a waste wood here." ”

"You're just a waste of firewood, no, I won't go to say anything. ”

Old pervert: "If you don't buy vegetables, what else can you do? I've never seen you like this, and you're embarrassed to say that you're a bad guy...... Shame on the ghost's face. ”

I retorted, "I'm human!"

Xiao Ai complained: "The kind of dog is called a person, you are a scum at most." ”

I sighed helplessly: "Okay, I can't talk about you, I'll go." ”

Xiao Wai: "Remember to buy more tomatoes, I like to eat them!"

"Don't you even know what oil, salt, sauce and vinegar taste like? Why do you still like tomatoes?"

Xiao Ai pretended to be a shy voice and said, "Oh, do people see that you are unhappy and deliberately coax you to be happy." ”

I let out a wail and shouted, "You bastards!"