Chapter 0517 - Vinegar Rendering

Chang'e didn't have time to explain, but Moonlight Niangniang replied: "This is not what people think is holding thighs; at that time, Chang'e lived in the Guanghan Palace, and there was a big toad sleeping palace - she was fully qualified as a mother, but no one knew." ”

The villagers of Phoenix Mountain thought that the main room of the Jade Emperor, or the concubines, could be called Niangniang, so whether the moonlight Niangniang was the concubine of the Jade Emperor?

This question can only be answered by the moonlight lady: in fact, it is not something that is unseemly, the key is not to let others know, but she wants people to understand her status, so she has to avoid being embarrassed to say so.

Her mother is the earth, and her father is the sky......

At first, no one pulled the red line, and Mama Moon always revolved around the sun, looking at each other from a distance, eyebrows and eyebrows, and over time she had feelings......

The father of the sun was young and energetic at that time, and he married the moon and the moon......

The cathode must be reversed, the moon will not give birth, resulting in no offspring, and the sun and the sun will decline, and it will become less and less good as before......

The issue of fertility has led to a lot of discussion, with different accounts, some people think that it is caused by the man, and some people think that it should be a woman's problem......

caused them to quarrel and insist on their own words, and they were separated from each other, and the moon and the sun appeared at night, and the sun chose the day, and in this way, it was always difficult to see each other......

Moonlight Mama is very lonely, sometimes sneaking out during the day to visit the sun father, and after a while she hides, she can only float in the air like a vagabond......

The following words have not yet been finished, the phoenix flower has already heard the rhyme, and the real moon should be the moonlight lady, kneeling in front of her again: "Please take me in, I am willing to be your slave, let me do whatever I want?"

How wise is the moonlight lady! Such a woman is not available; she has a bad heart, and she only wants to climb high, but she doesn't want to hurt her, so she has to politely decline: "It's better to ask Chang'e! Only she is worthy of being your master!"

How could Phoenix Flower be such a person? Although I acquiesced in my heart, I have not officially announced it yet, and the matchmaker is different, she has made cooked rice with my raw rice, and she can't admit it!

Chang'e was very jealous in her heart! She kept staring at the matchmaker; how could such a woman be better than herself? The husband took advantage of his wife's absence to marry another wife; I remember that at the Queen Mother's place, my eyes kept staring, but I still didn't keep staring. A man's heart is big, and so is Hou Yi, who has accepted so many apprentices, and there are several women around him......

However, this situation is gone forever; Hou Yi had ambitions and wanted to be emperor, but he was killed by others! This incident is also heard; since the success of the moon flight, Chang'e has not gone down......

I know, Chang'e just wants to stay in the gentle one

In the moon, who wants to see the poor and shivering husband, besides, he has not been with him for long, and the relationship is not deep enough to be inseparable......

Phoenix Flower begged to no avail, and was very depressed! She moved her eyes to my face and shouted, "Husband, help me! Let's go to Guanghan Palace together in the future......"

It's ridiculous; it's just that no one laughs out loud; the more Chang'e listens, the more frightened she becomes, and in the blink of an eye, two more women are calling her husband, what should I do?

What can Wu Gang do? Without thinking about it carefully, he pulled out the sword he had built from his waist and pointed at the tip of the phoenix flower's nose and threatened: "If you dare to shout again, you will be killed in the head with a sword!"

The phoenix flower was frightened, trembled, shrank behind me and shouted, "Husband, you have to protect me!"

Although I don't like Phoenix Flower to do this, but I hate Wu Gang's actions even more, what does this mean? If she has no relationship with Chang'e, how can she help like this?

The more I thought about it, the more jealous I became, and suddenly, I pulled down my horse's face, stared at my blood-red eyes, and asked, "Old man, don't you have long eyes?

Wu Gang was unconvinced, although he didn't point his sword at me, but for the sake of Niangniang, he had to shake out his words: "Don't forget, your main room is Chang'e; this is the marriage of the Jade Emperor's grace, and no one can change it!"

I finally understood: Why does Chang'e always say such things? It turns out that I have been prepared for a long time. Actually, who doesn't know? My marriage with the nun was annulled by the Queen Mother, and my kindness to Chang'e was also obtained by her; at that time, I didn't know that the Queen Mother was in charge of marriage, and this matter had nothing to do with the Jade Emperor.

The matchmaker is the most sensitive; the marriage approved by the Jade Emperor cannot be changed; then, how good it would be if the husband could be separated! Wouldn't every woman have a husband!

Chang'e was very disgusted! Originally, her husband was alone, but in the blink of an eye, two more popped up, and she really couldn't accept it, so she had to announce: "I want to ask the Queen Mother to deal with this matter." ”

At this point, Moonlight Niangniang didn't target anyone, just casually said: "If the rabbit owner can really dop, don't forget to give me one." ”

Chang'e was stunned by these words! After thinking about it for a long time, she couldn't figure it out. Does Moonlight Niangniang also want to compete with herself for a husband? She is so old, will she still miss a man? I can't help but say, "No, no, no!"

Moonlight Niangniang is more lonely than Chang'e, since she broke up with the Sun Gonggong, she has never found a good match, as long as she feels uncomfortable, she asks Wu Gang for wine, however, the more she drinks, the more she misses men......

Ever since I had an affair, I've been worried about it, but I can't do it, so I have to remind: "Don't forget, where did you come from in your Guanghan Palace? and that beautiful toad...... If no one gives up power, the moon will become a moonlight except for the crooked river, the jade rabbit, Wu Gang, and the osmanthus tree, and will you do this?"

All the people were stunned! It turned out that the Guanghan Palace where Chang'e lived was given by Moonlight Niangniang! She was so lucky? How could this kind of beautiful thing not fall on someone else?

Chang'e still didn't dare to offend the moonlight lady after deep thought, and she had been a neighbor for thousands of years, and she couldn't hurt her harmony because of a man, so she had to say this: "If the husband can be separated, he is willing to give it to you, and I can't help it!"

These words made Moonlight Niangniang smile, and she couldn't help but say, "This is easy to do, I'll teach him a clone!"

In addition to being surprised, the phoenix flower is envious! There are two goddesses by the husband's side, so there is no need to ask for it now, everyone is naturally equal...... Even if Chang'e is the eldest wife, she is also the second wife, although the matchmaker is older, but later, she can only be regarded as the third wife, and the moonlight lady is not listed......

The villagers were very curious, and knelt down and begged: "Moonlight Niangniang, can you teach us to be separated?"

Originally, it was impossible for the moonlight lady to teach them, and there was this sentence in the way, and she happened to find a reason: "You can't teach people who are not right-minded! If you commit a crime, someone asks, who is your master? Someone will definitely say, it's the moonlight lady!"

The villagers also hated themselves for saying that they had missed something, so why didn't they use their brains? It should be tactful and it would be fine; however, there was room for redemption: "Moonlight Niangniang, we won't go to find a woman! Please, teach everyone!"

A question arises here: Men want women to be separated and look for them, and women want to be men, is it the same? Since Moonlight Niangniang can be separated, will she often go to men with her own body?

In fact, this problem, Moonlight Niangniang has already considered it, and announced in public: "This is impossible, in the moon; I can't realize this wish, so I am so lonely, unlike Chang'e, there is a man around me......"

When Chang'e heard this, didn't she say that she had an affair with Wu Gang? If she swore to the sky, it didn't mean that there was really something to do......

The shouts of the villagers came out, both men and women: "Moonlight Lady, please teach us! Everyone will never forget your kindness! Kowtow to you, burn incense, and put your statue high on the shrine for generations to come!"

The louder the shouting, the more the moonlight lady dared not teach, and tried every means to find a reason: "Cancel the teaching of the doppelganger method, including the owner of the rabbit;

As long as you don't learn the method of separation, it is impossible to give your separation to other women, isn't it safe?

Wu Gang was quite generous, and said with a grin: "If you don't teach, you won't teach; there is no benefit for the rabbit master to learn, don't be like him......"

The villagers of Phoenix Mountain have opinions, but they don't dare to say that Moonlight Niangniang, don't they dare to hum with Wu Gang?

"Don't say such things! Don't you want to learn from the doppelganger? Look at the Monkey King, a doppelganger has knocked down the fairy fruit tree! If the moonlight Niangniang doppelganger, won't there be a few more months in the sky?"

The matchmaker and the phoenix flower can't understand: how can her husband become the owner of the rabbit if he is an upright official? Isn't it too ugly......

(End of chapter)

Immortal Dao Saint Venerable