Everyone is desperately arguing again, and they have to let the moonlight lady teach the doppelganger method? The problem has come out, and if you don't teach it, it will affect your reputation......

Chang'e was finally relieved by this move, and brought Wu Gang to my side and whispered, "Husband, I want to catch demon crabs with you!"

Everyone understands very well that the flower thief is a black smoke man, and the demon crab does not know what kind of monster it has become, it must be with the flower thief......

Everyone is speculating: What did the moonlight lady do? In response to this question, the villagers discussed it again......

Suddenly, something flashed in front of me, and everyone stared at it with a pair of magical eyes, shouting out a surprised voice: "Erlang God!"

The villagers almost forgot about the Moonlight Lady when he appeared, and this guy liked to wear women's clothes - eyebrows and eyes, like a beautiful woman!

Everyone suspected that Erlang God might be Ergazi, but they didn't dare to say it...... No matter how it changes, the three eyes are always on the forehead, and that's his hallmark......

The matchmaker will excuse him: "Erlang God will change seventy-two times, and he can still become a big girl to marry?

The key is to show off yourself: "Uncle asked me to catch monsters, didn't I come to become a big girl? Besides, I have a wife; once I become a woman, won't I become a child with my wife?"

Silly Hong's mother was very curious, and asked face-to-face: "Erlang God, who is your wife?

Erlang God should boast: "My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world! Everyone knows that it's hard to buy an inch of time, but they don't know my wife's name. ”

The villagers were going crazy and shouted together: "Erlang God, how did you and your wife meet?"

This kind of thing, Erlang God doesn't want to say, he just wants to tell him tactfully: "This is personal privacy, whoever inquires, I am anxious with whom!"

Suddenly, the moonlight lady flashed and asked, "If I say, do you want to be anxious with me?"

Erlang God can't offend the moonlight Niangniang? offended, the moonlight will never shine on him, so he can only shout: "Niangniang, don't say it? This matter is in the past!"

Moonlight Niangniang wanted everyone to worship herself, and shouted in public: "Who wants to hear a love story, can you come to me?"

Anyone who came over was not very interested, only those who were on fire when they heard it, and made a loud noise: "Niangniang, we want to hear it, can you tell everyone?"

As soon as Moonlight Niangniang opened her mouth, there would definitely be many people staring at her, and she deliberately turned a corner: "When you catch the demon crab, whoever comes to me, tell whomever you want."

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The matter of the demon crab is really a headache! Even the moonlight lady has failed, if Erlang God also fails, I don't know where to put my face?

It's the stupid red mother who is noisy again: "Erlang God, since you are here, you must arrest the black smoke man, if he has a hundred changes, you should have a few more changes than him." ”

There isn't much that Erlang God knows about the Black Smoke Man, and if he wants to get first-hand information, he looks around with three eyes, and in the end he doesn't find anything......

Moonlight Niangniang wanted to introduce it well, and said in an exaggerated tone: "I thought the beauty of the crab head and crab brain was a snake, but I didn't expect to escape quickly......

So, what does a demon crab look like?

The villagers were afraid that people would not know, so they rushed to introduce: "The whole body is red, it will change, it is four meters high in the river, it flies into the sky, and it reaches eight meters ......."

Erlang God wanted to listen to the moonlight lady, so he naturally looked over, and got the answer: "I have locked its big clamp with the moonlight, and when I hold it, it is very cunning, and if it flashes, it will ......be gone."

Everyone thought that Erlang God wanted to talk loudly, and maybe he wanted to use the reputation of his uncle Jade Emperor to show off himself......

In fact, who has never seen the portrait of the Jade Emperor? Anyone who has Haotian banknotes has a special photo of the Jade Emperor wearing a crown on the front -- although the collar can only be seen in the dragon robe, but that kind of demeanor can be understood in the heart at a glance.

Erlang God didn't say a word, and suddenly flew high; Moonlight Niangniang followed closely; as soon as I moved, a large group of people behind me would not fall......

Especially the phoenix, for fear that people would not know who the husband was, held my hand tightly and deliberately let others see it, and felt very proud in my heart......

Chang'e is most disgusted with the phoenix's every move, and in the past, she could use her body to block it, but now it is not only impossible to achieve, but also embarrassing......

The matchmaker is a person who pulls the red line, and is good at observing words and feelings, and when she saw that Chang'e was unhappy, she just followed closely and did not hold her husband's arm......

As if they hadn't seen it, the villagers had already flown to the front, and in particular, the silly red mother shouted from a high place: "Master Guan, hurry up!"

Chang'e flew in front, and Wu Gang was like a fart, not leaving an inch......

The more I look at it, the more angry I become, I really want to punch it over, and all the problems are solved?

After a while, all the people arrived, and with the villagers, it was quite a piece in the air......

The moonlight lady has seen it with fairy eyes, and the matchmaker is the same, but she didn't find the demon crab, will this guy be in the two-dimensional space?

Erlang God looked carefully with the eyes on his forehead, and was stunned: "How could this guy hide there?"

All the people were curious and had to

Asked, "Where are they hidden?"

Erlang God pointed with his finger, because it was too far away, he couldn't see clearly in the direction he was pointing, and someone asked, "I didn't find it!"

At this time, Erlang God waved his hand, Phoenix Mountain was like a shrunken trapboard stereogram, enlarged and went down with his fingers......

Everyone was surprised: "How can you be in the back garden of the official office?"

Moonlight Niangniang and Chang'e both looked at it with fairy eyes, but they didn't find it, and I pulled the distance closer, but I couldn't find it......

Didn't wait for anyone to ask, Erlang God swooped down directly, landed on the well in the back garden, and when everyone arrived, they found that it was very strange, there was a well here and didn't know?

Chang'e would explain: "If there is no well, what do the people who live here drink?"

Moonlight Niangniang first put her head into the mouth of the well to see, except for her own head reflected in the water, it is not clear how deep it is......

Then, Silly Hongma and the villagers also joined in the fun, taking turns watching as if they were queuing......

The officials are all around, and I have to ask, "Have you cleaned all your houses?"

Several of them replied together: "Master Guan, it's cleaned cleanly, I don't believe you to check it." ”

I don't have time, and I can't say I won't check, just catch the demon first......

All the people have seen it, but I am the only one left; I look closer with the eye of fire; just as the moonlight lady said, I can't see the bottom, the sky is like a mirror, and the light that reflects my head shines clearly; then, how did Erlang God see it in the sky, so far away? Are there any demon crabs in the well?

At this time, Zhuge Liang came out, and everyone had different opinions: Some people thought that if the demon crab was inside, it would be better to put poison in it and poison it to death, and the problem would be completely solved; some people did not think so: Since the demon crab was at the bottom of the well, there must be no place to go, so wouldn't it be safer to let the matchmaker's sister go in and suck it in an earthen pot......

"What a bullshit! It stinks! Doesn't it blow up the well when you punch it in? After that, will you still drink water?"

Moonlight Niangniang also said: "No! Who will put poison into the water, in case the demon crab is not poisoned, and all the officials are poisoned, who will shock the court?"

Erlang God knew in his heart and asked Chang'e to think of a way, Chang'e drew a round mirror, put it on the well, and gently lit it with her hand, and the bottom of the well came out......

The demon crab was really inside, its body shrunk, its eight legs spread out flat, and its whole body was red......

Some people suspect that it is not a demon crab, in case, there are crabs in the well, will it be mistaken?

The matchmaker didn't suspect it at all, she flashed out of the earth and sucked the demon crab in the round mirror for a long time, but she didn't react at all.

(End of chapter)

Immortal Dao Saint Venerable