Although Sun Xia squatted down and made very small movements, he still alarmed Zhou Ming.

Sun Xia was frightened and hurriedly cut off the stream.

If Zhou Ming sued him, his plan would be in vain. Fortunately, Zhou Ming didn't wake up, just arched his body and continued to sleep. It's just that to Sun Xia's surprise, although he broke the flow, the water stains on Zhou Ming's pants quickly expanded.

Wouldn't you?

The only trace of guilt in Sun Xia's heart disappeared.

"Don't blame me, boy, who let you have a bastard uncle!

Sun Xia did all this as a matter of course, covered him with a quilt, and then tiptoed back to his bed and continued to sleep.

The lunch break in kindergarten is so long, if you don't wake up, the teacher will let you go back to sleep and will never call you.

Sun Xia squinted for many times, and the children in the kindergarten began to wake up, and to his surprise, the ponytail had just woken up, so he rubbed towards him, looked around, took out an egg from his pocket, stuffed it into his hand, and said, "Here, eat quickly!"

Sun Xia was surprised.

"Leave it for me?"

"Of course, I was waiting for the teacher to leave for you, but I fell asleep, and now the teacher is not here, you should eat it!"

Sun Xia was almost moved, thinking of Ning Yijia's curious eyes, Sun Xia returned the egg to her.

"I don't want it unless you tell me what your mother told you when she left?"

"Mom? My mom said that she had something to do today, so let my sister-in-law drop me off. ”

Sun Xia was stunned.

"Ning Yijia is your sister-in-law?"

"yes, what's the problem?"

"What did your aunt say to you when you entered the school gate?"

"I won't tell you unless you eat my eggs and be friends with me. ”

Forehead.

Sun Xia was a little speechless, this little girl is very difficult. However, he was indeed a little hungry, two bottles of milk, and the urine was gone. immediately received Ning Xiaoqian's egg, quickly peeled it, and filled it into his mouth.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaomin walked in from outside.

As the saying goes, the one who knows himself best is his enemy. The enemy knows himself because he will keep an eye on him. Zhang Xiaomin was like this, she looked at Sun Xia at the first glance when she entered the door.

At the same time, Sun Xia also looked at her, compared to her anger, Sun Xia smiled, and deliberately left the egg in his mouth for a while to show provocation.

Besides, the egg was given to him by Ning Xiaoqian, and he was afraid of a bird.

Zhang Xiaomin was really angry, and shouted angrily: "Little bastard!

Sun Xia was about to reply, but Ning Xiaoqian covered his mouth, pressed half of the egg in his hand into his mouth, and whispered: "Quick, swallow it quickly!

Nima!

You're trying to choke me!

Sun Xia rolled his eyes in choking.

Hiccup! Hiccup! Hiccup!

Poof, he fell to the ground.

The children on the bed were scared away by a bang. Ning Xiaoqian was also frightened, and asked in a panic, "Li Wenbin, what's wrong with you?"

Zhang Xiaomin was stunned, but she didn't believe that Sun Xia would choke on eggs, in her heart, Sun Xia was a complete villain. She yelled angrily, "Don't pretend, little bastard! ”

Sun Xia clutched his neck tightly, his face was flushed, and his white eyes rolled frighteningly.

Zhang Xiaomin reluctantly went up and kicked him.

"Little bastard, you can't get up? ”

The female teacher who followed behind, a young woman in her thirties, said softly: "Xiaomin, don't kick him, he seems to be really choked!"

Zhang Xiaomin panicked at this time, hurriedly bent over, and patted Sun Xia's face.

"Little bastard, wake me up, don't pretend!"

Bang Bang Bang!

The slap was like asking for money, and there was a fierce fan.

Sun Xia was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother, he wanted to take the opportunity to scare this Zhang Xiaomin, but he didn't expect to get a few more slaps!

At this time, he couldn't get up anymore, and hurriedly kicked his legs.

The life teacher was suddenly anxious.

"Xiaomin, don't hit him in the face, press his chest, do artificial respiration!"

Zhang Xiaomin pressed wildly on Sun Xia's chest, causing the life teacher to remind him again: "Artificial respiration!"

"I don't kiss him! I'll just pull him out. ”

She reached in two fingers and picked at Sun Xia's mouth.

Sun Xia suddenly felt that he was a little cocooned, but now that he got up, he was a little too lost!

He is like a gambler who wants to make money, and he is desperate to hold on.

The life teacher can't stand it anymore.

"You get up, I'll do it for him!"

It is not too much of a loss to be artificially respirated by such a beautiful woman as a life teacher, and it can comfort his soul that has dried up for so long. However, if he let go of this ruthless Zhang Xiaomin, he would be extremely unwilling.

Just as Zhang Xiaomin was about to get up, Sun Xia suddenly raised her hands and went to her chest, Zhang Xiaomin was upset, where to pay attention to Sun Xia's hands, and Sun Xia's skills, she was not allowed to avoid at all.

Immediately grabbed a sturdy knot!

"Ahh

Zhang Xiaomin screamed miserably, but before the word egg was shouted, she saw Sun Xia puff, and all the eggs in her mouth sprayed onto Zhang Xiaomin's face, and her hair was also covered with a layer of snowflakes, like snowflakes stained with loess, and what made her even more unbearable was that a lot of broken eggs flew into her mouth.

Zhang Xiaomin's mind was blank, as if it was a short circuit.

The life teacher is also confused.

"This!"

"Ahh

Sun Xia took advantage of the moment when they were stunned, and had already climbed out, innocently frightened: "Old teacher, what's wrong?"

"What's the matter! I'll kill you bastard!"

Zhang Xiaomin was about to pounce on Sun Xia, but was pounced on by the life teacher.

"Xiaomin, don't be impulsive, Li Wenbin didn't mean it. ”

"No way! It must be on purpose! This bastard isn't the first time! I'm going to have to break his paws. ”

"Xiao Min, listen to me, I saw the situation just now, he is indeed suffocated, like a drowning person, anything in front of him, he will hold on to it, and then tear it hard. And he can't breathe all the time, and it's a good thing to spray eggs on you, at least it won't cause death, you're dirty, you can wash it!

Zhang Xiaomin saw that he couldn't do anything to Sun Xia for a while, and said viciously: "Little bastard, you wait for me! Don't let me catch you, otherwise, I will chop off your claws." ”

Sun Xia said innocently: "Teacher, you are a bad person!"

"You!"

"Xiaomin, let's go, let's go, leave it to me here!"

The life teacher pushed Zhang Xiaomin out.

Ning Xiaoqian timidly walked up to Sun Xia and said, "Li Wenbin, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were allergic to eggs, if I knew, I would never give you eggs." ”

Forehead!

Sun Xia was speechless, and said angrily: "Who told you that I am allergic to eggs? I was almost choked to death by you!"

"I'm sorry, I don't know, I thought you were like my sister-in-law. ”

Sun Xia asked suspiciously, "Your sister-in-law is allergic to eggs?"

"No, she is allergic to shiitake mushrooms, and after eating it, she was injected for a few days. ”

Sun Xia thought for a while and said, "Your aunt may be sick, you go back and let her check her kidneys." ”

Ning Xiaoqian suddenly stopped.

"You're sick! My sister-in-law is amazing, and she taught me kung fu. ”

Sun Xia was about to say something more, the life teacher had already sent Zhang Xiaomin back, and there was another chubby teacher next to her, who should replace Zhang Xiaomin.

"Come, children, get up! I'll take you to the game!"

The children got up from the bed with a chatter, and the life teacher helped the children clean up the little quilts and taught them.

It wasn't until Zhou Ming's bed that he stopped.

The life teacher looked at Zhou Ming, who was hiding in the quilt with his eyes open, and said with a smile: "Zhou Ming, get up when you wake up, don't be lazy in bed, this habit is not good." ”

Zhou Ming lowered his head and didn't say a word.

"Come on, get up, teacher, help you up!"

The life teacher wanted to lift his quilt, but was hugged by Zhou Ming.

"I don't remember. ”

The life teacher said patiently: "What's the matter? Zhou Ming, do you feel uncomfortable?"

"I don't want you to touch me. ”

"Zhou Ming, Teacher Zhang's hair is dirty, and he went to take a bath, is Teacher Xie with you today?"

"Oh no! I just want Mr. Zhang!"

The chubby kindergarten teacher also came to the front.

"Zhou Ming, can Teacher Deng help you?"

"No, I just need Mr. Zhang. ”

The two teachers were very helpless, so they had to call Zhang Xiaomin, Zhang Xiaomin came over angrily, but the egg flowers on her face had been washed off, but there were still a lot of them in her hair.

She glared at Sun Xia fiercely.

Sun Xia was not afraid, smiled, showed a mouthful of baby teeth, and said, "Teacher Zhang, don't stare at me, it's not me looking for you, it's Zhou Ming." ”

"You!"

Zhang Xiaomin was angry, for some reason, as soon as Sun Xia spoke, she wanted to get angry.

Teacher Xie said: "Xiaomin, don't be angry with the child, let Zhou Ming get up!"

Zhang Xiaomin took a deep breath, walked in front of Zhou Ming, and said softly: "Classmate Xiaoming, Teacher Zhang is not here, isn't he well-behaved? Why don't you get up? Obedient, come, get up." ”

Zhou Ming tugged on the quilt, lowered his head, and did not speak.

Zhang Xiaomin reached out and reached into the quilt, and the tenderness on his face suddenly froze.

"Are you wetting the bed?"

The onlookers immediately laughed, and some even laughed.

"Shame, Zhou Ming wetted the bed. ”

Zhou Ming was suddenly anxious.

"I didn't, I didn't want to pee, but I saw other children peeing, and I thought I was in the toilet. ”

Zhang Xiaomin's face instantly turned blue, and he turned his head and yelled at Sun Xia: "Little bastard, did you do it." ”

Sun Xia was about to laugh, but Zhang Xiaomin pointed at him with his hand, and his egg suddenly hurt.

Nima! You can pull it on you without evidence! Looks like you have to fight her to the end! Wait for a shower, see if I don't kill you!

Sun Xia made up his mind and did not stop defending himself, he burst into tears.

"Teacher Zhang, you are a bad person, you have wronged me!"