Chapter 12, bedwetting.

The people around were also shocked and inexplicable, and they cast suspicious glances one after another.

Teacher Zhang looked at Sun Xia with a dark face and said, "What are you talking nonsense?"

If it were any other child, they would be scared in the situation. But Sun Xia is different, he has just arrived in a small body of one meter, and there is the soul of a special soldier, who is not afraid of knives and fire, but is he afraid of a vicious eye?

His eyes flashed and he said curiously: "Mom said that there is a difference between men and women, don't hold a girl's hand, otherwise you will get pregnant." ”

The crowd fainted.

What the hell is this!

Teacher Zhang said impatiently: "Your mother is talking nonsense, you won't get pregnant, don't grind, go to the classroom." ”

Sun Xia naturally wouldn't let her go easily, with a thoughtful look on her face.

"Teacher, the handle won't get pregnant, so what will get pregnant?"

Teacher Zhang was slightly suffocated, looking at the teachers around her who were holding back laughter, she said stubbornly: "Don't ask this question, you will understand when you grow up in the future." ”

"Oh, then why can't I understand it now?"

"Why do you have so many questions?"

"Teacher Zhang, didn't you say you didn't understand, so you had to ask?"

"You!"

Teacher Zhang was a little crazy, looked at a colleague and laughed, gritted his teeth and said, "From now on, you can't ask questions. ”

"Teacher, why can't I ask questions?"

Teacher Zhang bent down, lowered his voice, and said fiercely: "I said I can't ask if I can't ask! Don't think that you have a master who has nothing to help you support, you have to understand that the son of a bitch is a wild seed after all, and if you mess around, you will be kicked out!"

Sun Xia's heart was cold, and anger flashed in his eyes, but he couldn't help but not erupt, and said softly: "Teacher Zhang, I was tired at the door just now, my legs hurt a little, and I can't walk, you hug me!"

Teacher Zhang said hatefully: "Go by yourself!"

Sun Xia immediately sat on the ground, crying and pouring: "Woo! Teacher Zhang is a bad person, you bully me!"

Teacher Zhang's teeth itched angrily.

The colleague on the side leaned back and smiled and echoed: "Xiaomin, just hold him! I think she is going to entangle you." ”

"Don't hug!"

Zhang Xiaomin's face was pale.

Sun Xia said again: "Woo! Teacher Zhang is so bad, my leg is about to break, and you don't hug me, do you have love!"

The female teacher on the side hurriedly persuaded: "Teacher Zhang, you just hug him, hug him in and put him on the stool, and let him play by himself." ”

Just when Teacher Zhang was embarrassed, the girl with a ponytail cut it.

"Li Wenbin, you are in kindergarten, and you are still sitting on the ground and sprinkling, you are not ashamed!"

Sun Xia was despised by the little girl, and her old face was a little unbearable.

"What the hell is going on with you?"

"Hmph, don't you have a leg ache? I'll carry you!"

"You can't carry it!"

"Whoever says something bigger than you, I can carry it. ”

The ponytail said and dragged Sun Xia's arm to carry him, how could Sun Xia let a little girl ruin her good deeds, and her legs were nailed to the ground like nails. Who knew that the ponytail turned out to be a defeated personality, forcibly carrying him, only to hear a pop, she didn't pull Sun Xia well, she fell to the ground, and her little palms were scratched.

Teacher Zhang panicked now, hurriedly helped her up, and said worriedly, "Ning Xiaoqian, how are you?"

Ponytail bit his lip and said with tears in his eyes: "Teacher, I'm fine, I can usually carry it! I can really carry it!"

When Sun Xia saw her like this, she couldn't bear it, and was about to apologize to her, but she heard Teacher Zhang say: "Xiaoqian can move on her back, because Li Wenbin's pig is too heavy, so she fell." Shall we not carry it?"

Sun Xia immediately shut up.

You're a pig!

However, instead of scolding, he cried and said, "Woo! Teacher Zhang is not only a bad person, but also a stupid person, if I were a pig, then wouldn't I run into the pigsty?"

All the kindergarten teachers fainted collectively and looked at Zhang Xiaomin one after another.

Zhang Xiaomin's face turned blue, and he didn't want Sun Xia to continue, and said hatefully: "You shut up for me, don't you want me to hug you?

She pulled Sun Xia into her arms and hugged her tightly, as if she wanted to strangle Sun Xia to death.

Sun Xia said dissatisfiedly: "Teacher Zhang, you are holding me too tightly, and your chest is holding me!"

Zhang Xiaomin's face was full of black lines, and he hurriedly relaxed.

Sun Xia didn't forgive her, and said, "Teacher Zhang, you use an iron ring and clothes, right? That's not good, or I'll give you a silk one!"

Zhang Xiaomin couldn't stand it anymore, so he threw him directly to the ground, pulled up his ponytail, and walked away without his head.

The other female kindergarten teachers looked at him like monsters and walked away.

Sun Xia fell quietly, wiped the tears on his face, stopped crying, got up and followed.

At this time, the director came over from behind and said, "Li Wenbin, wait a minute." ”

Sun Xia had a good impression of the principal, and he also wanted to know if the principal helped him because of Lao Wang.

"Principal, what's wrong?"

"Li Wenbin, it can be seen that you are a smart child, and you know more than other children, but when you get to our kindergarten, you must be obedient and don't come nonsense, otherwise, even if Wang Zhigang helps you intercede, I will kick you out, after all, our kindergarten is a famous kindergarten in Jinzhou, and you are not allowed to come nonsense. ”

Sun Xia was stunned.

It turned out that it was really Lao Wang who helped, since this was the case, Sun Xia didn't need to be grateful to the principal, let alone ignore her threats, and said, "Lao Wang, why didn't you come?"

The head of the garden looked at Sun Xia with a trace of complaint flashing in his eyes, and muttered: "It's not because you offended the Li family, you were found at the door and beaten violently, and you were kicked out of the Zhu family by your daughter-in-law, and when he secretly recuperated alone, he didn't forget to call to help you intercede, I don't know what his head thinks all day long! At the beginning, he was a son-in-law who was obsessed, and now he is willing to give it up!"

Sun Xia was a little surprised.

Door-to-door son-in-law?

No wonder Lao Wang is so afraid of his daughter-in-law!

However, the fact that he was able to give up all this to help himself also shows his loyalty.

Sun Xia said lightly: "Principal, you tell Lao Wang that I know what he has suffered, let him come to see me! ”

The principal was stunned. How could a three-year-old say such a thing?

When Wang Zhigang talked about him, he was respectful, could it be that Li Wenbin is really a freak like a little adult?

I saw Sun Xia say again: "Principal, if you want me to become a good student who studies hard and makes progress every day, Teacher Zhang must apologize to my mother and me for scolding my mother at the door, otherwise, I will not let her go." ”

After Sun Xia finished speaking, he ignored the principal's shock and left, and after finding the small class taught by Zhang Xiaomin, he found an empty seat and sat down.

Zhang Xiaomin gave him a blank look, ignored him, and then began to teach the children, the song of Xiaoyanzi wearing flower clothes.

Sun Xia listened drowsy and ignored it.

I don't know how long it took, Zhang Xiaomin shouted: "Li Wenbin!"

Sun Xia raised his eyelids and said, "What's the matter?"

"You sing and sing the little swallow in a flower dress!"

Sun Xia heard it twice, but he didn't want to talk nonsense with her, and said, "No!"

"No, still sleeping, stand at the door!"

Sun Xia knew that she was taking revenge on herself, because other children also slept and played, she was coaxed with kind words, and when she came to herself, she actually stood directly at the door!

He was only three years old, so he was corporal punishment!

All right!

Sun Xia confessed, he walked to the door and said, "Teacher Zhang, I will ask you to apologize to me." ”

Teacher Zhang gave him a blank look, ignored him, and said directly to the children: "Children, come and learn with the teacher, Xiaoyanzi wears flowers-"

Sun Xia was not an ordinary person, standing at the door, leaning against the wall and falling asleep, and snoring! But not long after, he was woken up by the smell of rice, he opened his eyes and saw that the children had all gone out, sitting at a long table, waiting for Zhang Xiaomin to serve rice.

Nima: Don't call me when you eat!

Sun Xia walked over and said, "Teacher, I want to eat too!"

Sun Xia didn't expect that Zhang Xiaomin would let him sit down and wait regardless of his previous suspicions. He sat down next to Zhou Ming, but after waiting, Sun Xia felt that something was wrong, everyone had it, only he didn't.

"Teacher, what about mine?"

"Isn't this for you!"

Sun Xia glanced at it, and couldn't help but curse secretly, which is rice in the bowl, it is all pasted pot bottom, of course, there are some good ones, but they are picked up directly from the table.

There are no dishes either, just some vegetable water.

Revenge! Definitely revenge!

Zhang Xiaomin brought it over casually and said, "Eat it!

Nima!

Sun Xia smiled coldly, looked at the food, did not cry or make trouble, because Sapo was no longer useful to this Zhang Xiaomin, he could only retaliate with a tooth for a tooth, but if he wanted to think of a foolproof plan, it was best to let these children make trouble together.

"Why don't you eat? When you're done eating, it's time to take a nap!"

"Teacher, don't be hungry, let him eat these!"

Sun Xia said and picked up the bowl and poured it into the bowl that startled Zhou Ming, and Zhou Ming cried.

Zhang Xiaomin was furious.

"Li Wenbin, what do you want to do?"

"I want to sleep!"

After Sun Xia finished speaking, he ignored them, went to find a sleeping room, and when he passed by the kitchen, he saw that there was no one inside, so he wanted to find something to eat, but there was nothing to eat, except for some milk.

Sun Xia drank two bottles and went to find a room to sleep.

After he found a place to lie down, he thought about how to take revenge on Zhang Xiaomin. After a while, other children came to sleep one after another.

Zhou Ming avoided him from afar, only the ponytail Ning Xiaoqian was willing to be next to him, Sun Xia ignored it, and when the children fell asleep under the coaxing of Zhang Xiaomin and another life teacher, he suddenly wanted to go to the toilet, but when he just got up, he was scolded by Zhang Xiaomin in a low voice.

"Li Wenbin, what do you want to do?"

Sun Xia said unhappily: "Pee!"

"You're holding it for me!"

Sun Xia gave him a blank look, ignored her, and ran directly to the toilet. But after arriving at the toilet, he didn't want to pee anymore, because he suddenly thought of Zhang Xiaomin's solution, but before that, he had to find someone to carry the pot.

Sun Xia returned to the room, and after saying something really cool, he lay down and fell asleep, and it didn't take long for him to pretend to snore.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiaomin went out with the life teacher.

Sun Xia hurriedly opened his eyes, scanned the room, and saw that there was a camera in the room, he turned over to cover, threw out a lollipop, smashed the lens of the camera, and then got up and walked over to Zhou Ming.

Looking at the sleeping Zhou Ming, Sun Xia smiled.

"Little one, your uncle's account will be settled on you first!"

Sun Xia gently lifted Zhou Ming's quilt, then took off his pants and urinated on his body.