In the surprised eyes of everyone, Xu Qian appeared, he was wearing an old black dress and very old makeup.

As soon as Xu Qian appeared, everyone was stunned.

"Nima, is this Xu Qian?"

"My male god, why are you so bad of yourself?"

"I'll go, I can't bear to look at it!"

"Nima, I want to laugh when I see him. ”

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Jiang Xingyue also appeared, her outfit was similar to Xu Qian, she was very old, and she also wore dentures.

"Nima, my goddess!"

"What the hell is this sketch?"

"What the hell is the story of 'The Torchbearer'?

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Jiang Xingyue: What are you doing, you are in a hurry, what are you running?

Xu Qian: Hurry up, announce that you are the Olympic torchbearer immediately, hurry up!

Jiang Xingyue: What does it have to do with you? Hurry up and put the chair down for me, I'll rest for a while, you said you, this is in a hurry, I don't want to take you out.

When she spoke, Jiang Xingyue had a disgusted expression on her face, as if she was really embarrassed with Xu Qian.

Jiang Xingyue: What are you talking about? Stretching out your left hand is to go to the water, stretching out your right hand is to shut up, rubbing your left foot is rubbing your leg, and kissing your right foot, remember that there are no dead ghosts?

"Haha, that's funny. ”

"Nima, it's hilarious. ”

"Goddess Jiang, this old woman is really like it. ”

"This old woman looks very tsundere!"

Xu: I've been practicing this for half my life, don't worry.

Jiang: What are you practicing, hey, hey, hey,

Xu: What are you doing, how bad it is in this public, what are you proar?

Jiang: You see which foot this is!

Xu: Oh, wife, let's come to the scene in a while, there are a lot of reporters, don't stilt this foot, save some face for me.

"Haha, this Xu Qian is playing a strict wife. ”

"Xu Qian's acting is really honest, I give full marks for this acting skill. ”

"It's so hilarious, I laughed several times in a short period of time. ”

"Who wrote this sketch?"

Jiang: Cherish the opportunity, when you finish running the Olympic torchbearer, you won't be able to touch this leg if you want to.

Xu: What's the matter, why is this leg gone?

Jiang: What kind of leg is this?

Xu: Cold legs.

"Poof, Nima is so funny. ”

"Laugh at me, Cold Legs, who the hell came up with this?"

"This line is really amazing. ”

Jiang: No, this is not an ordinary leg, this is the leg of an Olympic torchbearer.

Xu: Ham, heh, I won't be hungry with my wife in this life, I'll rub your stomach again later.

"Poof, no, I'm laughing to death. ”

"Ham。。。。。 This is the line that someone came up with. ”

"It's so funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death, I'm sure this is one of the best sketches of the night. ”

Jiang: What are you doing?

Xu: Let's have another plate of ham sausage.

"No, I'm almost out of breath laughing. ”

"This skit is also so funny. ”

"This sketch is not inferior to those sketches of Zhao Hot Pot, and even more than some. ”

"Basically, I laugh every few seconds, and it's kind of incredible. ”

Jiang Xingyue: What are you saying about it, the quality will drop in your mouth, and you can't take it out.

Xu: What are you going to do, you slow down.

Jiang Xingyue: Slow down?

Xu: You have to hurry, you have only run 40 meters, and you are still 16 meters away.

Jiang Xingyue: Shut up! This is something that no one knows, what do you say, there are still more than a month left in the Olympics, and you say don't tell me about the things that can be practiced.

Xu: Look, someone is here.

Wayward: Oh, Uncle and Aunt are here, hurry up and go to the venue.

"I'm rubbing, this guy is so handsome!"

"I know him, he is a good friend of Xu Qian, his name is willful, he is really handsome. ”

"Feast your eyes, I didn't expect to see such a handsome guy with such a demeanor. ”

"Oh, this sketch is really good, I can see such a handsome guy. ”

Jiang Xingyue: Are you?

Capricious: I'm today's host capricious.

Jiang: I'm Bai Yun,

Wayward: I know, I know my aunt.

Xu: This is my assistant Xiao Hei.

The audience...

"Poof, assistant Xiao Hei... ”

"It's cloudy. ”

"This wave can. ”

"I give full marks for this forced pretend. ”

"Assistant Xiaohei, why do I feel very happy inexplicably. ”

"This aunt is too funny, it's just a goddess turning into a female nerve!"

"There are really not many female comedians. ”

Wayward: Uncle, let me tell you, our activities have changed a little bit today.

Xu: What's changed?

Wayward: Now through the Internet, this netizen's call for you to be a torchbearer is too high, and now your support rate on the Internet has surpassed that of Auntie.

Jiang: Hurry up, what are you grinding, don't let people wait, my wrist is quite big, it's not appropriate to go late, you say you're a person.

The audience.

"It's still pretending ... ”

"This aunt... ”

"It's hilarious. ”

"The aunt's arrogance is vividly expressed. ”

Zhao: Then hurry up and inform her. When she came, the newspaper advertised that she had been promoting it for half a year.

Wayward: Come on, come on, come in.

Jiang Xingyue: Find your own seat! I'm thirsty,

Xu: Don't drink it, haven't you just drunk it?

Jiang Xingyue: What's the matter?

Xu: No, there are changes, you listen.

Wayward: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, everyone be quiet, and now I announce that the selection ceremony of the peasant torchbearers in northern Liaoning for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games is now open!

Zhao: Okay!

Jiang Xingyue: You said that you were shocked, you were quite scary.

Capricious: We just did an online survey, and finally found that netizens have a particularly high call for Uncle to be a torchbearer, and now Uncle's support rate has surpassed Aunt Baiyun.

Xu Qian: Public opinion, no way.

Capricious: So in the end, our organizing committee decided to let netizens come up with questions today, let the two old people answer on the spot, and finally according to the support rate on the Internet, decide who the torchbearer of a certain province is today, and now the question of netizens has come out, first of all, we do a simple survey of the two Olympic torchbearer candidates, netizens asked: Our torchbearers need to run a long distance when passing the Olympic flame, the two old people are already in their 80s, how far can you run, tell the truth!

Xu: Erlidi.

Wayward: Two miles?

Xu: It's not a hard work.

Capricious: That's a thousand meters!

Xu: Tell you truth! Tell the truth!

Jiang Xingyue: I don't think this question should be a problem, because it's something that can be exercised. No one is born running, thank you.

Xu Qian: Then you didn't say how many meters you ran.

"Haha, this sketch is so funny. ”

"It's definitely the funniest sketch I've ever seen. ”

"Tineema teased. ”

"Haha, I'm looking forward to what follows. ”

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Many people were drawn to The Torchbearer.