"Director Wang, this Xu Qian, is a ghost!"

In the background, a staff member said to Xu Qian.

Wang Pingzhi nodded approvingly: "This guy is indeed a freak, no matter what he does, he can succeed." ”

The staff member said: "I have never seen such a funny sketch, it makes you laugh so much that you can't stop laughing." ”

Wang Pingzhi said: "It's not just you, even if I have seen the wind and waves, I am also happy to see it." ”

。。。。。。

And at this time, the sketch continued.

Wayward: Okay, please listen to the second question, and the next one is also mandatory. Q: What sports do the two elders like?

Jiang: Swim!

Wayward: Oh, Big Mom loves to swim.

Xu: Come on, just swim for three days, I asked him why he didn't swim, and he said the pool water was not good!

Wayward: What about the uncle?

Xu: I like snorkeling.

Capricious: Uncle can dive, how long can he usually dive?

Jiang: It depends on what the lifeguard catches him before, he will dive for a second after a second to catch him, and after a year he will float and float there!

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's too damaging for that. ”

"It's funny. ”

"The goddess becomes neurotic in seconds!"

Capricious: Continue to listen to the questions, followed by a set of rush questions. Listen, what kind of sports make people worry about watching it?

Jiang Xingyue: Football!

Waywardness: What sports are more worrying?

Jiang Xingyue: Chinese football!

"This wave of complaints is sharp. ”

"Haha, Chinese football is enough. ”

"Incisive, Chinese football is the most worrying. ”

"I guess those football players are going to fight hard with Xu Qian at this moment. ”

"This sketch is so funny, basically every sentence is a burden, and it almost makes me laugh out of breath?"

"Who the hell wrote this baggage?"

Capricious: Please continue to listen to the question, the Olympic Games is an international event, our torchbearers should be able to know a little foreign language, how do you say tea in English?

Jiang Xingyue: Tea!

Wayward: Green Tea?

Xu Qian: Green tea.

Jiang Xingyue: What about black tea?

Xu: Red tea.

Jiang Xingyue: What about flower tea?

Xu: Flower tea.

Jiang Xingyue: I kicked you.

"Haha, that's hilarious. ”

"Black tea, red tea... ”

"I don't know how to pretend to understand this wave, and I'll give full marks!"

"This skit is so funny. ”

Xu Qian: Whole tea.

Capricious: Now some netizens ask, who is the father of the modern Olympics?

Jiang Xingyue: I don't know what to do when I stand up?

Xu: I'm afraid you'll rob it.

Spectator.....

"Uncle sharp!"

"This Xu Qian's performance is too funny. ”

"yes, that's amazing. ”

At this moment, Huang Yao and Cai Yan were also watching Xu Qian's performance in amazement at the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Huang Yao said: "This sketch is too funny, isn't it... ”

Huang Yao itself is a prince of the sketch industry, and the sketch that can be recognized by him as funny is naturally recognized by him.

Cai Yan also said: "When I heard that Zhao Hot Pot liked this sketch, I was still puzzled, but now I understand. ”

Huang Yao said: "Did you find it, this Xu Qian's performance is really good." ”

Cai Yan began to carefully observe Xu Gan's performance, and then said movingly: "His performance is really indescribable, it is too natural, as if he was born for sketches." ”

Huang Yao said: "What's even more terrifying is that he can lead others to keep up with his rhythm, and you can see that the other two people are also doing well because they are driven by him." ”

Cai Yan took a deep breath and said, "This person is terrible. ”

Huang Yao also nodded: "I have only felt this terrible state in one person. ”

"Who is it?"

Cai Yan asked curiously.

"Zhao hot pot. ”

Huang Yao struggled to spit out these three words from his mouth.

Hearing this name, Cai Yan also looked a little bitter.

In fact, the name weighed heavily on their hearts like a mountain.

It can be said that it is a sadness that all the sketch actors and Zhao Hot Pot live in the same era, because the road of the sketch is very narrow, to what extent?

He is the pioneer of sketches, he is the king of sketches, he is a "generation of laughing craftsmen", and no one can compare with him in the field of sketches.

Cai Yan said: "This 。。。。。 ”

Huang Yao also smiled bitterly: "Let's just do our best." ”

originally thought that when Zhao Hot Pot was gone, their suppressed sketch actors would be able to rejuvenate their second spring, but now that Xu Qian is here again, how can this make people live?

It's embarrassing!

Jiang Xingyue: Coubertin!

Wayward: Correct! Next question, who is the fastest in history?

Jiang Xingyue: Cao Cao! Cao Cao said that Cao Cao Cao ran faster than anyone else.

“。。。。。 The goddess is too funny, isn't it? ”

"Goddess Jiang may take over Cai Yan's class and become the second female comedian. ”

"There are really not many female comedians!"

Xu: Pull it down, then Cao Cao is not an athlete either!

Wayward: Right?

Jiang Xingyue: People don't say that they have to be athletes, people say who is the fastest in history, what about historical figures!

Xu: Then Sun Wukong runs faster!

Capricious: Then we can only invalidate this question!

Capricious: In the next question, what movement starts and ends with the sound of a gong, and it is still dangerous?

Xu: Monkey tricks!

Jiang Xingyue: Playing monkeys is not sports, it belongs to literature and art.

Xu: There is no separation between culture and sports, and it is dangerous to play monkeys, and it is not good for monkeys to scratch him.

Jiang Xingyue, "Xiao Liu, I refuse a PK that plays monkey!"

Capricious: That's not good, they all have the right to speak!

Xu: Do you hear me, I also have the right to speak.

Capricious: Listen to the next one, there is a netizen surnamed Qi, who has just won a noble son, so let the two of you give his child a nice name on the spot!

Xu: Qi Delong!

Capricious: Urbane but not loud.

Jiang Xingyue: Qi Dongqiang!

Capricious: loud but not urbane.

Xu: Qi Delong is choking!

"Poof!"

"It just made me laugh. ”

"What a special talent, Qi's midwinter, this special burden that anyone came up with. ”

"Watching this sketch can really make me lose my life, it's so funny. ”

"This year's Spring Festival Gala is really worth watching, and this sketch is too funny. ”

Jiang Xingyue: I'll give you the whole drum again, you knock it!

Wayward: Oops, the answer of the uncle and aunt is so funny and humorous!

Capricious: The next question is a basic knowledge question, asking what words are read one by one?

Xu: Guang!

Capricious: Wood with a piece of wood in it?

Jiang Xingyue: Bed!

Xu: Double bed!

Jiang Xingyue: What about adding a piece of wood?

Xu: Triple bed.

Jiang Xingyue: What about the ten woods?

Xu: Ten Mu Na read the kang. Twenty of them are big car shops.

。。。。。

"Double bed... Kang... ”

"I'm almost out of breath when I laugh at this sketch. ”

"This is definitely one of the best sketches I've ever seen. ”

"It's so hilarious, it's the funniest sketch I've ever seen. ”

"What is a sketch? This is the real sketch. ”