I walked into the elevator with a foreign Taoist priest and Xiao Ai, away from the sight of the third prince who was being watched like a fool.

Me: "Alas, no wonder there are more and more liars, there are people like the third prince, even fools can cheat and survive!"

Xiao Ai: "Don't think that liars are really so stupid, people call them screening crowds." ”

Me: "Screening people?"

Xiao Ai: "Let's take the Xiangshi at the door just now." He kept saying that he was a monk, but he took out the cross, did the discerning person know that he was a liar at a glance? In this case, these people will be directly filtered out, and there is no need to talk to them anymore, and in the end, they will not be able to reap any benefits after pestering them for a long time. And the rest of those who can't even see this naturally become his real target customers. Do you think it's going to be hard to fool the rest of the group?"

I thought about it seriously for a while, and then suddenly realized: "No wonder the people pretending to be the Northeast underworld want to deliberately talk about Hong Kong, it turns out to be filtering customers!"

Xiao Ai nodded: "What do you think? This trick alone will save them a lot of unnecessary work trouble! This is called really finding the target customer body and accurately positioning the marketing group!"

I had to give it a thumbs up. It seems that the Xiangshi just now seems to be a stupid one, but in fact he is much more shrewd than us!

I recalled the scene of the sangshi fooling people at the door, and I couldn't help but laugh again.

After a while, the elevator came to the first floor of the gynecology department, and a few of us walked out and looked for Dr. Qin Shou's consultation room along the door number of the hospital.

"Here, here. Xiao Ai pointed to one of the rooms and shouted at us excitedly.

I looked at the door number, and sure enough, it said "Gynecology Attending Physician - Qin Shou"

I hurriedly pushed open the door and stuck my head in to watch.

There was a piercing scream from the room.

I fixed my eyes on the woman who had been talking to Xiangshi at the door, and was now kneeling on a small hospital bed next to the consultation room, her hips cocked high.

And Doctor Qin Shou buried his face in her thighs, groping for something.

When she saw me come in, the woman screamed in surprise and shouted, "Hooligans!"

At this time, Qin Shou also stretched out his head from under the woman's crotch, and there was a trace of transparent liquid stuck to the corner of his mouth: "What are you doing?"

I hurriedly bowed, and said, "I'm sorry, I went wrong, I made a mistake." With that, he quickly shrank his head and closed the door.

The foreign Taoist priest wondered, "What's wrong?"

I awkwardly leaned into his ear and described the scene inside.

The foreign Taoist priest's eyes flashed and said, "Really, I don't believe it!" After speaking, he pushed open the door and poked his head in.

Another high-decibel scream came.

The foreign Taoist priest accompanied him again and again, and closed the door and came out.

At this moment, a familiar figure walked from the end of the corridor shaking his head.

"Yo, donor, I'm here again!"

Me: "What are you doing here, aren't you going home and turning off the gas?"

Xiangshi waved his hand: "I forgot, I burn firewood at home!" After speaking, he looked at the little mourning beside me with an ambiguous face and said: "This little sister, come to see gynecology at such a young age? Do you want the poor monk to help you touch your bones? The poor monk can have his own secret skills, Vajra Gong and Licking Gong!"

Xiao Ai snorted coldly: "Dead old man, we are here to find someone." With that, he pointed to the room.

"Looking for someone, why don't you go in?"

"Well, it's not convenient right now. ”

Xiangshi: "?"

I leaned into Xiangshi's ear and retold the scene I had just described to the foreign priest.

Xiangshi's saliva flowed: "There is such a good thing, I don't believe it!" After that, he hurriedly opened the door.

The screams inside were louder by several decibels.

Xiangshi apologized again and again, and said in my tone: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I made a mistake, you continue." With that, he quickly closed the door.

After a while, he took out another pair of glasses from his bosom and put them on, and opened the door again.

The woman inside said angrily: "It's endless! If you look at the old lady again, you will have to charge!"

Xiangshi: "I'm sorry, I didn't wear glasses just now, so let's make sure now." After speaking, he nodded, "It seems that I really made a mistake, you continue!"

A hysterical shout erupted from the room: "Get out!"

……

Ten minutes later, the door of the consultation room opened, and the woman walked out while chatting with Dr. Qin with a blushing face.

"Doctor, is it just a simple inflammation? It doesn't affect at all, does it?"

Dr. Qin: "Don't worry, just go home and pay more attention to rest." ”

The woman nodded and said, "Then I'm relieved, a few days ago, I found several hospitals with advertisements on the telephone poles, and every time I went, I was almost scared to death." ”

Dr. Qin smiled and said: "You can't believe small advertisements, if you want to believe it, you can believe a big brand like us, a national chain, no bullying, no fooling, reliable!"

The woman thanked her again and again, closed the door and withdrew.

Seeing this, Xiangshi hurriedly stepped forward and accosted: "Donor, didn't you say that you have AIDS?

The woman glared at him and said, "Why do you have AIDS! Can't the old lady tease you?"

Xiangshi smiled with him: "Yes, yes!"

The woman snorted coldly, turned around and was about to leave. Xiangshi hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop her.

Woman: "What?"

Xiangshi: "Doesn't the donor want to try the poor monk's licking skills and vajra skills?" The poor monk has time now, why don't we find a secluded corner and let me heal your wounds?"

Woman: "Didn't you just say that color is emptiness, and emptiness is color? Why do you want to break the vows now?"

Xiangshi stood up straight, put on a fairy wind and said: "In order to save the stubborn illness of the benefactor, the poor monk will not go to hell, who will go to hell!"

The woman listened: "Okay, five hundred times, eight hundred nights!"

Xiangshi: "Didn't the donor say that if you want to provide free services, you should offer incense money?"

Woman: "Isn't it okay for my mother to convert to Christ now?"

Xiangshi: "Okay, I don't know about its implementation, I also have a lot of research on Christianity, especially the holy water healing method, which can be said to be a unique martial arts, and there is no opponent." I wonder if Miss wants me to help you with your treatment?"

The woman raised her hand and slapped Xiangshi is face: "Stinky rascal, I want to sleep with my wife if I have no money!" After speaking, she twisted away from our sight.

The three of us looked at the slap on his face, and smiled back and forth.

Xiangshi was stunned, glared at us and said viciously: "What are you laughing at, believe it or not, you will never be able to laugh in the future!"

After hearing this, the foreign Taoist priest took out two talismans and pinched them in his hand, and said, "Okay, it just so happens that I am also a member of the Daomen, why don't we learn from each other?"

Xiangshi: "Who are you deceiving? Foreign devils can also be Taoist priests?"

The foreign Taoist priest had a gloomy face: "Do you want to try it?" to see if I, the foreign devil Taoist, is powerful, or you, the fake Taoist?"

Xiangshi looked at us fixedly, then scratched his head, and said embarrassedly: "Oops, I suddenly remembered that I forgot to turn off the gas in my house!"

I smiled and said, "Aren't you burning firewood at home?"

Xiangshi: "You are stupid, who else is burning firewood in X City now, don't you know that cutting down trees is particularly illegal?"

The foreign Taoist priest grabbed him by the collar, held the talisman high and said, "Say it again, who is stupid?"

Xiangshi changed a smile and said to us: "I'm stupid, I'm stupid, the person who forgot to turn off the gas when he went out must be stupid." Do you say?"

The foreign Taoist priest pursed his lips, and then let go of him: "Get out! Bao (don't) sway here, the face of the hungry (our) cultivators is just thrown away by you melon skins (stupid X)!"

Seeing this, Xiangshi hurriedly grabbed his tail and ran into the elevator with a puff of smoke.

Just when the elevator door was about to close, Xiangshi poked his head out again and said to us: "If it weren't for the seven of you coming today, Lao Tzu would definitely not know your parents who beat you as a foreign devil and fake Taoist!" After speaking, he quickly closed the elevator and rushed downstairs.

The foreign Taoist priest was scolded by the Xiangshi, and jumped straight to his feet in place angrily.

I stepped forward and comforted, "Ouch, be angry with this kind of liar, as for it!"

Foreign Taoist: "Where am I angry, I am cleaning the portal for Taoism!"

I pursed my lips: "Come on, where does he look like a Taoist? At first glance, he is just a liar who can't even draw gossip, and can only fool people like the third prince who has a bottomless IQ!"

When the foreign Taoist priest heard the third prince, he immediately became happy: "Also, it is estimated that if the six of us don't follow today, the third prince will definitely be fooled by that old man again!"

I nodded, this is really possible.

I couldn't help but laugh when I thought back to today's flawed tricks.

Thinking about it, I suddenly realized that something seemed wrong.

Yes!

I slammed my head, it didn't seem like an ordinary liar!

I hurriedly asked Xiao Ai, "How many of us are here?"

Xiao Ai: "Seven, what's wrong? Your elementary school math is taught by a physical education teacher?"

I shook my head: "No! Brother Amnesia and the female doctor can't be seen by others, so they can't be counted in it, right?"

Xiao Ai: "Yes, so what?"

Me: "But, how many of us did the scholar say just now?"

The foreign Taoist priest slapped his head and shouted, "Seven!"