Xiangshi wanted to rub the oil beauty at the entrance of the hospital, but was scared out of a cold sweat by the beauty.

The beauty looked at him with a smug face: "Master, do you still want to touch the bones?"

The acquaintance retreated again and again, and couldn't help shaking his head and saying, "Beauty, let go of the old man." ”

The beautiful woman smiled, leaned forward, clinged to the root of the scholar's ear, stretched out her tongue and tempted: "Master, I heard that the monks who are now advanced in navigation can not only touch the bones, but also know vajra and licking. I wonder if the master will help me treat my internal diseases?"

Xiangshi pushed the woman away, put on a righteous gentleman's appearance, and said: "Donor, you have misunderstood, how can the poor monk and those temple supervisors who can only cheat incense money be the same? ”

The woman looked at the priest playfully: "Don't say that I won't give you a chance, I will serve you for free today, all because I accumulate virtue and do good, and donate incense money to the temple, how about it?"

"No, no, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, the poor monk has been practicing for many years, and he still maintains the body of a child, how can he easily break the vows because of a few words from the donor?"

"You're a child, liar to the ghost!"

"If the monks don't speak, can the poor monk still deceive you? I've been a boy for several days!"

Woman: "Really?"

Xiangshi: "Don't do it!"

The woman snorted coldly and muttered, "No." Then, he stepped on high heels and twisted his ass all the way to the hospital.

Xiangshi looked at the woman's distant back, and drew a cross on his chest worriedly: "Thank God, I almost fell in love with this female goblin!"

Our group of people couldn't help but laugh out loud when they watched Xiangshi come out of the ocean.

Hearing this, the priest turned his head and saw us.

Then he tidied up his clothes, stepped forward, circled around us a few times, and then smashed his mouth, shook his head and said, "The seven of you are about to be in great trouble, and you are still in the mood to laugh at the poor Dao here?"

Me: "Aren't you a monk? Why did you become a Taoist again?"

Xiangshi grinned and said, "You are stupid, have you ever seen a monk with long hair?"

Obviously, you just licked your face and said that you were a monk, and you were ashamed to say that the monk washed his hair with Reaorou.

Why do you turn around now and become a Taoist priest again? You still call me stupid? I've seen a lot of liars, and it's the first time I've seen you as unreliable and don't use a little brain—well, well, I was wrong, see you for the second time.

I admit that there is one more unreliable than him - my superior, Lao Cui.

Xiangshi looked at us for a long time, and then said with a solemn face: "The poor monk doesn't lie to you, there are really two of you who have no bloodless faces, and today I am afraid that a great disaster is coming, and you will definitely die!"

"Why did you become a monk again? Are you multiple personality disorder? Can you be reliable?"

"I'm gifted and intelligent, can't I cultivate Buddhism and Taoism?" Xiangshi rolled his eyes, then put his hand into his pocket and stopped us while rummaging through things: "Don't worry, the poor monk has a few runes here, and I will drink it with honey water when I go back, which can ensure that you can eliminate disasters and solve problems, and the medicine will cure the disease." ”

Me: "Master, you are mistaken, we are not here to see a doctor, we are here to find someone. ”

Xiangshi frowned: "Looking for someone, not to see a doctor?"

We looked at him playfully and shook our heads together.

Xiangshi: "No, it's all lifeless, don't see a doctor yet, still looking for someone......?" Then, he stared at us nervously, and then jumped up violently, shouting: "I suddenly remembered that my gas stove forgot to turn off, and my wife came back to beat me in a while, I will leave first, take care!" After speaking, he slipped away and walked on the corner of the street and disappeared without a trace.

Foreign Taoist: "What's wrong with the current society? Why do all kinds of goods come out to cheat? With this IQ, can anyone fall for him?"

Me: "What a fuss, what is he, didn't he read what the newspaper wrote, two days ago, people who spoke a Hong Kong accent and couldn't speak Mandarin could pretend to be the Northeast underworld and defraud more than 30 million people." ”

The thirteenth princess smiled and said: "This is not outrageous, I received a text message on my mobile phone two days ago from someone claiming to be Quan Zhilong, asking me to send money." "Anyway, hand us your phone.

Xiao Ai took it excitedly, and quickly opened it, only to see that it was written:

Hello, I'm GD, I'm on tour in China, surrounded by enthusiastic fans at the airport and lost contact with the company. I was penniless, I typed in a phone number, and I found you, it's really fate, can you give me 1,000 yuan? When I contact the company, I will pay you back 10,000, as well as my autographed photo and handwritten thank you letter. You can also get VIP tickets for concerts. Can you help me?

After reading the text message, Xiao Wai complained: "This person is really stupid, how can GD Oba write so fluent Chinese! And Chinese bank cards, and also use Chinese ATMs? It's just crazy! If this kind of text message can deceive people, I will go home tonight and eat live Xiang!"

We all echoed the idea that the IQ of the scammers has been getting lower and lower lately.

Only the third prince stood awkwardly on the spot and did not talk.

I looked at him and said, "No, you also received this text message, right?"

The third prince rubbed his hands and nodded awkwardly.

"And then you're going to pay GD?"

The third prince lowered his head, and his voice was as small as a mosquito: "En." ”

I held my stomach and smiled, leaning back and forth, and then pointed to Xiao Ai: "Do you want to eat thin or dry, do you want to add some see*u*tomorrow?"

Third Prince: "see*u*tomorrow?"

Me: "Enoki mushroom!"

The third prince: "Why do you want to see you tomorrow?"

Me: "What you eat today, what you will come out tomorrow!"

Third Prince: "Really, it's amazing! I'll eat a few another day!"

Xiao Ai: "Enough, can you not be so disgusting? Talking about these stumbling jokes every day, the author will lose fans, do you know!"

I didn't care and said: "There is a GD brain fan like the third prince, and the author has already hit the street more than 100,000 times!"

The third prince blushed: "I'm not a brainless fan!"

Me: "It's not a brainless fan, what kind of money are you paying!"

The third prince: "I'm really not, I don't believe you!"

After saying that, he took out his mobile phone and handed it to us.

On the third prince's mobile phone, he really received the same message as the thirteenth princess.

However, unlike the direct ignorance of the thirteenth princess, the third prince also replied to him warmly

"The money has been remitted, but, excuse me, can I ask who GD is?"

Me: "I don't know who you want to pay someone?"

The third prince: "Anyway, 1,000 yuan is not much, in case that person is really in trouble, maybe I will help him? You know, helping others is a traditional virtue of our Chinese nation!"

The foreign Taoist priest sighed helplessly on the side: "It seems that it's not that the liars are too stupid, but that there are too many fools!"

Xiao Ai: "No way, rich people are like this, or how can you make people stupid and have a lot of money." ”

No wonder I don't have any money, I always thought it was because I was too lazy to do things and had no desires.

Now it seems that I was wrong all along. I've been a poor dick for so many years, and it's because I've been held back by my super high IQ!

A group of us surrounded the third prince for 10 minutes of anti-fraud basic education, and finally the third prince replied with an expression of understanding: "I know, I won't do such a stupid thing again." ”

Me: "You really know?"

The third prince swore and said: "I really know, from today onwards, I will never ask who he is in the future." ”

Me: "......"

Forced to be helpless, it is worth giving up on convincing the third prince, who has no lower IQ, and the group hurriedly walked into the hospital.

Standing in the hospital hall, the third prince waved his hand: "Okay, now that we have arrived at the destination, we will act according to the original plan, and the soldiers will be divided into two ways, I will go to the dean with the thirteenth princess now, and a few of you will be responsible for going to the gynecology department to find Dr. Qin." This time, the code name of our operation is called-Well-That's right! It's called Ultraman Fighting Monsters! My code name is Ultraman Tiga, Brother Meng, you're Ultraman Tairo, Brother Dog'er you're Ultraman Zofie, and Xiao Ai, you're called Ultraman Ace. Thirteenth princess, you just pretend to be my wife, Camilla, okay!OK, before the operation begins, everyone high-fives each other, wishing this mission a successful completion!" With that, he raised his right hand high and raised it in the air with an excited face waiting for us to come forward and high-five him.

Me: "Fool. ”

Foreign Taoist: "Idiot. ”

Xiao Ai: "Rich man!"

After we finished complaining, we rolled our eyes at the third prince and left quickly.

The thirteenth princess smiled and pulled the third prince's hand down, and pointed to the wide-eyed onlookers around her: "Okay, so many people are watching, will I go home and play Ultraman with you?"