Chapter 30 It was you!
Early the next morning, the third prince rushed to the bureau to ask for leave. And the thirteenth princess ran early to buy our travel supplies.
Lao Xuan learned that I was going abroad to Japan to make a decision about the old pervert, and he also came to the store.
On behalf of the prefectural government, he expressed a strong affirmation of my positive and responsible attitude towards my work, and conveyed the importance of my superiors to my cross-border office.
After that, he gave me a contact information, informing me that about taking the old pervert abroad to carry out the task of eliminating resentment, I had reached an agreement with the local Huangquan National Affairs Office, and the other party would be fully responsible for my reception and fully support my event.
The old man handed me a piece of paper, and when I opened it, it was actually an extradition document, on which it was written:
The staff of the Chinese prefectural government will carry out the mission in your country with the souls of the wrongdoers, and I would like to ask the staff of your country to provide general convenience and necessary assistance to the holders of this extradition document.
I asked in surprise, "Isn't it just a confession, and you still need extradition papers?"
Lao urged: "Nonsense, you need a passport to go abroad, why don't you want ghosts?
Me: "Okay, the joint prefecture is also divided by country?"
Lao Xuan looked at me with an idiot expression: "Is it by gender? With that, he waved his hand, and mysteriously took out a list, and told me to bring these things back to him.
I shook the densely written piece of paper and asked, "Is this list the real purpose of your visit today?"
Lao Xuan shook his head and said with a righteous face: "How can you think of me like this, I am a person who focuses on the underworld in everything and regards reputation as greater than personal honor." I am such a conscientious, diligent, meticulous, dedicated, dedicated, hard-working, sleepless, dedicated, and distracted, you would have such a misunderstanding of me. It's just ......."
I stretched out my hand to stop him and said, "Okay, okay, what kind of person you are, everyone knows in their hearts." ”
Lao Xuan coughed awkwardly and said, "It's just a false name, just like floating clouds." ”
Xiao Ai took the opportunity to complain: "You are a dark cloud." And it's the kind that covers the sky. ”
I looked at the contents of the list and frowned: "You want me to bring Yui Hatano's genuine works, I can understand it, after all, it is to promote cultural exchange, but what do you say you want a sailor uniform? Do you still have a transvestite?"
Lao urged: "Who said I wanted it? It was brought to the little third child in the world." ”
I wondered, "With his face, can there be a little three? Which woman dares to ask for him?"
Lao Xuan: "Who said it was a person? His little third child is a donkey spirit." ”
I made up the picture of a strong man with the head of a horse and a human body, pressed against a donkey in a pure Japanese school uniform, howling and humming at the same time, and almost vomited on the floor overnight.
At this time, the foreign Taoist priest led the devil girl, came down from the upstairs with huge black circles, saw the old urge, and stepped forward to greet him, "Uncle Urge." ”
Lao urged: "Is your uncle really gone?"
The foreign priest nodded.
Lao Xuan sighed deeply: "If you don't say hello to me before leaving, it seems that you still can't let go." ”
Foreign Taoist: "You know, Uncle Shi is a ...... person"
Lao Xuan waved his hand and said helplessly: "Well, if it were me, I guess I wouldn't be able to get over the hurdle in my heart." ”
Me: "What hurtful things have you done to Lao Chen?"
Lao Xuan said embarrassedly: "As a public official of the prefecture, I always think about the honorary identity of the prefecture, set an example everywhere, establish a good image, and do what can hurt the heavens and reason." ”
Xiao Ai continued: "I don't know who was chased by the thunder for a whole year. ”
The old urged angrily and said, "!"
In the afternoon, I, the third prince, the thirteenth princess, and the foreign Taoist priest, a group of four people with two ghosts, rushed to the airport with large bags and small bags.
Before leaving, the foreign Taoist priest reluctantly said goodbye to the devil girl.
Devil Girl: "You must be honest when you go to Japan this time, and you can't mess around!"
Foreign Taoist: "Don't worry, don't you know if I'm honest." ”
The devil girl shyly leaned her head on the arms of the foreign Taoist priest and said, "Anyway, I was quite dishonest last night." ”
I hurriedly stepped forward to interrupt them and said, "Enough is enough, I really think this is an H book, right?" There's no end. ”
The two of them looked embarrassed, and the foreign Taoist priest kissed the devil girl's forehead affectionately, and then said: "You should also behave obediently in school, attend classes well, and don't be eaten tofu by other seniors." ”
Xiao Wai took the opportunity to complain: "A piece of stinky tofu from the bad street, what's so delicious." ”
Foreign Taoist: "......"
The thirteenth princess on the side looked at her watch and said, "It's not early, let's go quickly, it's not good to miss the plane for a while." ”
So, the devil girl had to watch with a reluctant face as our group got into the car and drove away.
At the airport, we were twittering to get our boarding passes.
At this moment, a familiar voice sounded behind him.
"Hero!
I turned my head and looked,!
Me: "It's really ghostly, I can run into you wherever I go." ”
Four-eyed scratched his head in embarrassment and replied, "This means that I have a relationship with a hero." Hero, where are you going to punish the evil this time?"
I shook my head helplessly: "Can you decorate something useful in your brain, you have read too many novels." In public, you are so blindly yelling that you are not afraid that others will arrest you as a psychopath. ”
Four Eyes looked around vigilantly, and found that no one was paying attention to us, so he whispered: "I understand, low-key, low-key." Where are you going?"
Me: "Just in case you talk about the way, this time you tell me where you're going, and we're going to a different place than you." ”
Four-eyed smiled awkwardly: "I took my cousin to the competition this time, and I took my girlfriend out to play by the way." With that, he pointed to a girl standing in the distance, turned his head and shouted, "Siqi! Come on, see who I meet again!"
At this moment, the girl dressed in fancy clothes turned her head to see us, and with a surprised expression, she immediately trotted over on her high heels and beckoned, "Yo!
I smiled and replied, "yes, you're also flying, are you going on your honeymoon?"
Four Eyes interjected: "No, no, the two of us have nothing important, where are you going, I can accompany you first!"
Lin Siqi pinched her boyfriend and said to me with a displeased face: "We are going to take my boyfriend's private jet to Japan, I guess you don't even have a passport, right?" After speaking, he looked at us with a regretful expression: "I'm really sorry, I can't go by this time, I can't send you off." ”
The foreign Taoist priest on the side hurriedly interjected: "Go to Japan? What a coincidence? We are also going to Japan!"
Four Eyes asked excitedly, "Really? That's right, let's go together, I'll send you there!"
The foreign Taoist priest looked at Lin Siqi gloatingly, and pretended to hesitate and refused: "This is not good, it will affect the two-person world of you and your girlfriend too much." ”
Four Eyes waved his hand and said, "What two-person world, I am accompanying my cousin, she has to come with her, you don't have to deal with her." ”
Chen Siqi next to him pouted with displeasure, pulled Siyan's arm, and said to Siyan in a snorting tone: "But you said that you took someone to the hot spring." ”
Four-eyed said impatiently: "What kind of hot springs are you soaking in, do you know who these people are? They went to Japan, then they must be doing a big thing, as a patriot, can I not fully support it?"
Several of us nodded our heads and posed as if we were going to Japan to pretend to be Ultraman and fight monsters.
Four Eyes said excitedly: "I know that you are not going to travel, so it just so happens that my sister is going to compete, so you can just take my plane and go together." With that, he picked up our luggage and walked forward.
We quickly followed, asking, "What are you participating in?"
Four Eyes: "Model contest, my cousin is a super beauty, do you want to introduce yourself to you?"
I drooled and happily responded, "That's a good feeling!"
Xiao Ai said coldly: "Come on, people take advantage of the owner of the private jet, can you make a counterattack like a dick?" Do you think everyone is as stupid as your Qian Lanlan." ”
Xiao Ai: "Besides, there are two handsome guys next to you, Goudan and the Third Prince, who are stealing the camera, even if you introduce them, you will introduce them to them." ”
The foreign Taoist priest put on an unmoved expression and said resolutely: "I have a girlfriend." ”
The third prince on the side also painted a tiger according to the cat, "I have it too." ”
The thirteenth princess covered her mouth and smiled: "It's okay, we are fake anyway." ”
We talked as we walked along the way, passed through the security check under the arrangement of Four Eyes, and boarded the plane.
I looked around curiously and exclaimed, "Yo! This private jet is really different, and now I don't have to worry about the small seat space and the legs and feet that can't be stretched." ”
Xiao Ai complained: "With your height, you can't reach the landlord with your feet on a chair, and you can't stretch it?"
Me: "What nonsense, I'm a standard 1.8 meters...... It's almost 1.8 meters. After that, I ignored the small condolences and continued to visit the plane.
"Yo, there's a refrigerator here, can you eat whatever you want?"
The foreign Taoist priest pushed me away with disdain, and said disgustedly: "Can you not be so embarrassed!" After that, he opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of red wine and handed it to Lin Siqi: "Go, help me open it." ”
Lin Siqi was about to get angry, but she saw the four eyes on the side looking at us with flattery on their faces, and in desperation, she had to run to find the corkscrew with a belly full of fire.
I stopped looking left and right, and sighed: "Brother glasses, I know that you are a local tyrant, but I didn't expect you to lose all the scum! ”
Four eyes smiled slightly and said, "Where, where, this plane belongs to my cousin." ”
Me: "Who's your cousin?"
Four Eyes pointed to a young girl who was preparing to board the plane in the distance, and said: "Look, Cao Cao Cao will arrive! My cousin has been a hero fan since she was a child!"
I looked up into the distance, and the girl's figure was getting closer, and her charming little face also reflected the setting sun, gradually appearing in front of my eyes.
I shouted in surprise, "It's you!"
The girl was stunned, looked up and saw me, and also shouted: "It's you!"