The old pervert is gone.

He finally fulfilled his long-cherished wish.

The heartfelt confession drama we orchestrated for him is arguably the most tear-jerking emotional film of this century, although the final ending becomes a pee-jerking absurd comedy.

Later, we learned that the reason why the old pervert never mustered up the courage to confess in his life was not because he was so-called shy and shy, or that the opportunity was not timely or something.

It's just because this girl, who he has had a crush on all his life, turned out to be his second uncle's daughter - his cousin.

So this confession ended without a problem.

But that doesn't affect anything.

After all, his grudge has been resolved, and my mission has been successfully accomplished.

Even if there are more regrets in it.

The foreign Taoist priest lit a cigarette, stood on the airport, sighed and sighed: "Why is true love in this world always so bumpy." ”

Me: "Don't worry, you and your devil girl will definitely live happily ever after, and no one will come out to rob you." ”

This trip to Japan was unanimously affirmed by the prefecture and government, and I was nominated for outstanding contribution at the fourth meeting of the 17th local association conference.

Although, this nomination was ultimately rejected by the Right Party led by Ma Mian.

The reason given by the Ma Mian Party was that the number of years I had been in the prefecture was too short, and if I gave honor too early, it would easily cause pride and complacency. Therefore, more precipitation and exercise are needed.

I pursed my lips: "Isn't it just that I won his money yesterday, pretending to be a grandson." ”

Like me, who is indifferent to fame and fortune, does not seek to be known to the princes, does not bend his waist for five buckets of rice, and does not ...... I'm a little embarrassed to compliment myself.

In short, people like me will never do flattering things for the sake of deceitful self in the workplace.

Absolutely not!

Therefore, on the second day after the meeting, I brought all kinds of gifts I bought from Japan for Ma Mian, as well as a donkey brand bag bought by the third prince, and two bottles of crying perfume to Miss Ma Mian's little three donkeys.

At this time, Ma Mian was pulling Miss Donkey's affectionate ear grinding whispers.

Seeing me coming, he hurriedly sat upright, and said to me with a happy face: "Xiao Meng is here, come in and sit down!"

After I sat down, I handed over the large bags of gifts and said flatteringly: "Leader, thanks to your many days of care, there are no good things to go to Japan this time, and it is not a tribute to buy a small gift." ”

Ma Mian had a cold face and scolded: "Don't you know that the prefecture now pays attention to clean government and refuses to give gifts and bribes?"

I smiled indifferently and was prepared: "Look, these things here are all for Miss Donkey, didn't I hear that she was about to celebrate her birthday, Miss Donkey is resident in the world, and she works hard for the horse leader to deal with human affairs, before and after the saddle, so these gifts are for her." She's on the same level as me, so it's not a bribe, is it?"

Miss Donkey said suspiciously, "Didn't you just celebrate your birthday last month?"

Me: "Last month was the solar calendar, this time it's the lunar calendar. ”

Miss Donkey: "But ......"

Ma Mian stretched out his hand to interrupt Miss Donkey, and said with a smile: "This is also Xiao Meng's heart, so don't worry about those trivialities." With that, he happily accepted the gifts one by one. Then he looked at me apologetically and said, "Xiao Meng, what happened to the last meeting ......"

I hurriedly interjected: "I think Leader Ma has done a good job, and I also know that I am still young, and I am indeed a little flattered to accept such an honor so early, and I may be afraid to do the facts for the ghost people in the future." So Leader Ma's idea is very wise, and yesterday I also told Lao Xuan that having a good leader like you who really thinks about his subordinates is simply a blessing for our prefecture!"

After hearing this, Ma Mian couldn't help but bow his head and said: "Young man, you are enlightened!

Me: "The leader is in love." I'm coming to you today, it's just a family affair, let's not talk about business, we don't talk about business. I handed me a cigarette and pulled out a lighter to light the horse's noodles.

Ma Mian reached out and took my lighter, put it in his hand and played with it for a long time, looked left and right, and then said: "Yo! This lighter is good, isn't it the Zodiac commemorative version of that zippo?"

I smiled happily and said: "The little one has always admired the leader of the horse, but the leader of you is busy with work on weekdays, and I don't dare to bother more, so I have to take such a horse-headed lighter on my body, whenever there are difficulties in work, when there are fluctuations in thoughts, I will take a look, and when I think of your tall image of working tirelessly and taking the lead, those work problems that haunt me will disappear." ”

After hearing this, Ma Mian closed his mouth happily, and waved his hand again and again, saying that he was also working for the welfare of the ghost people.

In this way, after putting on a lot of top hats for Ma Mian, I stopped slapping the horse and began to make a family affair with Ma Mian.

During this period, Ma Mian's illegitimate son ran out with his homework and asked his father, "I don't know this poem, what should I fill in?"

Ma Mian took the test paper and looked at it seriously.

"Dad, you're doing it the other way around!"

Ma Mian blushed in embarrassment, put down the test paper, and said, "Dad, I am busy with work on weekdays, and I don't have any research on these poems and songs, why don't you ask your mother?"

The little guy pouted reluctantly: "Mom tried the school uniform again, saying that she was going to find you for a class in a while, and she wouldn't let me disturb her." ”

Ma Mian: "......"

I smiled and took the little guy's test paper, and found that it was an ancient poem to fill in the blanks, and the title was that the previous sentence was the afternoon of the hoeing day, and I asked for the next sentence.

I frowned and said, "Little one, you are so good, such a difficult poem, but I only started to learn it when I was seventeen or eighteen years old!"

After hearing this, the little guy said proudly: "Of course, I am the class leader of the fourth class of the second and third grades of the Difu mentally handicapped elementary school!"

I stretched out my hand and touched his head, and said, "It's really your father's demeanor!" After that, I handed him the test paper and said with a smile: "Do you know what it means on the day of hoeing?"

The little one pondered for a moment, then shook his head blankly.

Ma Mian said angrily: "You don't know this? It's easy to understand it literally! This is clearly about the emotional story between a man named Ho He and a woman named Dangwu!"

After hearing this, the little guy nodded as if he didn't understand, and asked, "Then what's the next sentence?"

Ma Mian scratched his head and remained silent.

Seeing this, I hurriedly stood up and said: "Of course, the next sentence between hoeing and noon is ......", pretending to ponder for a while, and then replied: "Of course, it is hanging from the southeast branch!"

Little Guy: "What do you mean by hanging on the southeast branch?"

Ma Mian: "This self-hanging southeast branch, which means that after hoeing He and that afternoon had a super friendly relationship, they were chaotic and finally abandoned, so in the end, in a fit of anger, he hanged himself on the southeast branch at the entrance of the village!"

Me: "I don't blame the teacher, the main thing is that your child is talented and intelligent, and those children's problems are no longer difficult for him, and it is estimated that the teacher is also forced to be helpless, so he wants to use this kind of deep topic to refine him." ”

Ma Mian was relieved to hear that his son was praised.

After all, there is no one who doesn't like to hear others praise their son.

In this way, the little guy took the test paper and lay next to me and asked one by one.

I answered them one by one with a smile on my face.

"The sun is in the mountains, and the southeast branch is hanging!"

"I don't see you every night, I have to hang the southeast branch!"

"I hope people will last a long time, and they will not hang the southeast branch!"

After more than a dozen questions, Ma Mian sighed deeply and said: "It seems that this hanged ghost teacher still can't forget the negative man who left him back then, and the words and sentences are full of memories and tributes to the relationship of that year, and he is really a lover! Tomorrow I will go to your school to comfort this wounded heart." ”

At this moment, Miss Donkey's roar came from the room: "Dead ghost, who do you want to comfort? Do you want to go to bed tonight?"

The horse looked at me in embarrassment, smiled apologetically, and trotted into the room to coax his little lover.

I looked down at my watch, and it was not too early, so I said goodbye to the house, and got up and went out of the house.

After a while, Ma Mian rushed out of the house, holding a lighter and shouting at me: "Xiao Meng, your lighter has pulled home!"

I looked back and smiled: "Brother Ma, it's your lighter!"