In fact, underneath my cowardly exterior, I have always had a heart strong enough to embrace the whole world. I always feel like everyone and everything has a reason why it has to happen. So being able to forgive a lot of people and a lot of things.

For example, the uncle who chased me because he complained about selling fake cigarettes, his bruised eye circles clearly showed that he was beaten by his own tigress last night.

Or the fat brother who bullied me in school all day long, in fact, because his studies were too poor, he just wanted to find his sense of existence through other aspects.

So sometimes, instead of caring about their evil, I think they're pathetic. I've always felt that the reason for this kind of universal mind is that I can see the essence through phenomena. For example, the murderous female ghost who jumped off the building in front of him must have been greatly injured before, after all, such a pure face (before his transformation, of course) could not be associated with a demon who took pleasure in killing.

However, Lao Chen, the master of the foreign Taoist priest, did not agree with my summary.

When we returned to Lao Chen's shop with the female ghost, he saw the reason at a glance, and then said to the foreign Taoist priest as if he had something to do

"You're that Cui Laomao's apprentice Xiao Meng, right? It's okay, it's not your fault. After all, any virgin who has never been in the world can bear to do it when he sees such a pure beauty. I'm not sure I'm still thinking about whether I can stage a realistic version of the ghost love. ”

"Don't think I'm so dirty, okay? I'm a staff member of the Hades......

"Come on, Brother Meng, you've been holding other people's girls all the way back and haven't let go, okay?" the old pervert complained disdainfully while holding the Chinese of the foreign Taoist priest.

"Isn't that foreign Taoist priest also a virgin? Why is he so ruthless?" I tried to defend myself.

As a demon slayer who has seen all kinds of ghosts since he was a child, he has seen thousands of more beautiful female ghosts than this, how could he be tempted by them?"

"What do you say?"

"I said he had seen all kinds of ghosts since he was a child. ”

"It's not this, what did you just say his name was?"

"What's wrong?"

When the three ghosts and I heard the name of the foreign devil, we instantly laughed and laughed.

And the foreign Taoist priest had a dark face and said to Lao Chen, "Uncle Shi, how many times have you said it, my name is Gordan, not a dog." ”

Lao Chen waved his hand, and said with an indifferent expression, "How did Uncle Shi teach you, your name or anything is just for others, and we cultivators don't care about those who have it or not." ”

The foreign Taoist priest couldn't help but retort, "I don't know who said what his name is blocking wealth, so he changed his name to Chen Million in nine trigrams." ”

Lao Chen waved his hand awkwardly: "It's all floating clouds, don't mention it." Let's talk about what you want to do with this female ghost?"

Actually, I don't know anything about what to do with this soul. Although he is also a ghost who died unjustly like the other three ghosts. But since it is not displayed on the iPad, in the words of Old Man Cui, it is not within the scope of our work, so this matter should not be interfered by our Hades personnel. But I really can't bear to see that such a harmless soul (although she wanted to take my life a few hours ago) will be beaten to pieces by these legendary Taoist priests who promote justice.

Lao Chen looked at me and shook his head helplessly. Meaningfully, he said, "You've really changed." ”

"What have I changed?"

"Nothing, nothing, you'll know when the time comes. ”

Well, these old guys are always talking inexplicable things in the clouds, so I'd better continue to struggle with how to deal with this unjust soul.

I picked up a box of cigarettes from Lao Chen's desk, took out one and lit it, and put the rest in my pocket. Ignoring Lao Chen's blowing nose and glaring, he walked to the female ghost in the corner, patted him on the shoulder, and said

"Such a good little girl, why don't you go down to the underworld to be reincarnated early, but you want to harm people on the rooftop?"

The female ghost looked up at me, revealing an innocent look on her face. Seeing this, Lao Chen on the side walked over and interjected

In fact, this little girl is not easy, she is trapped by love, resentful, unable to turn into reincarnation, after all, she will lose her nature because of resentment, become a ghost and endanger the world. Lao Chen shook his head helplessly, picked up the car keys and went out.

"Creatures make people, I'll help you wash away this evil obstacle, don't be too entangled. Everything in the dark is determined by heaven, and all cause and effect come from itself!"

"In the middle of the night, your uncle still went out to cultivate the obstacle of evil?

When the foreign Taoist priest heard this, he snorted and said with a look of contempt

"What is he going to Bathing City!"

Our group discussed and discussed, but in the end we couldn't figure out how to deal with this female ghost. Originally, according to my thoughts, I should treat her like the other three unjust ghosts, and help her resolve her grievances, so that she can return to the underworld as soon as possible.

However, when I asked her about her grievances, she almost turned into a resentment again, shouting "You bad man! I'm going to kill you!" while slowly fading away from her innocent appearance, bleeding from the seven holes, and her white and tender face began to gradually rot.

Seeing this, Xiao Ran screamed and immediately fainted.

In desperation, I had to the iPad again and throw it in her face.

It seems that the idea of helping her eliminate her resentment is not working. Unlike the other three ghosts, his resentment is something I can't accomplish and fulfill. After all, I can't help her kill for a ghost.

In the end, I had to turn to my boss, Mr. Cui.

20 minutes later, Mr. Cui rushed over sleepily.

"I'm going to talk about business tomorrow morning, are you sick when you call me here in the middle of the night? Do you think that all of them are idlers as big as you? I'm messing around with you little kids here for hundreds of thousands of dollars a second? How many times have I said that you don't care about things that are not within the scope of your duties, you are a member of the underworld, and you only deal with the affairs of the underworld! The wandering spirits of the world have their own people who subdue demons and eliminate demons to deal with!"

With that, he stretched out his palm to me. Seeing that I didn't know why, he sighed helplessly, then reached into my pocket, took out the only 100 yuan left in my wallet and gave it to the foreign Taoist priest, saying

"Dog, go to the door and pay for the car. ”

"Master, do you know Old Man Chen?"

Master looked at me like an idiot, ignoring my question.

The foreign Taoist priest on the side explained

"Brother Meng, as a deacon of the underworld, of course your master will have a friendship with the uncle who is in charge of the world. ”

Lao Cui pursed his lips and said with a cold snort

"How can we have a relationship, how many years has he avoided me?"

"My uncle is also ......"

Lao Cui waved his hand, then stared at the female ghost beside me, looked at it for a long time, and then shook his head and sighed.

"Now, give you a business card, maybe he can help you. “

I took it in my hand, this business card is obviously much more sophisticated than Lao Cui's, thick texture, gold wire plating, and artistic font, compared to Lao Cui's handwritten business card that you know is a liar at a glance, it is obviously much more convincing.

Although the content on the business card is still not free from the suspicion of swagger.

"Bai Xiaosheng's extramarital affair professional affairs investigation office? I don't even have a wife, what kind of extramarital affair is being investigated?"

Lao Cui took a deep puff of cigarette and said

"The name of the owner of the business card in the underworld before retirement was Diting. ”