Early the next morning, the foreign Taoist priest and I hastily bought a big bag of meat buns with two female ghosts and rushed to the address on the business card given by Mr. Cui.

As for the old pervert and the amnesiac brother, the two of them swore last night that they went to the bathing city to find Lao Chen. It is also said that he wants to learn from Lao Chen Duoduo how to wash away the evil obstacles on his body, so that he can cast a good baby when he goes to hell in the future.

Well, I admit I lied. Actually, it was almost 11 o'clock when we came.

Because I had a disagreement with the foreign Taoist priest on the issue of whether to buy steamed buns, the dispute lasted for more than two hours.

According to him, the Diting was a white dog from Silla (present-day Korea) during the Song Dynasty who followed its owner, and as a foreign dog, it was impossible for him to like to eat Chinese steamed buns.

Although he completely forgot that he was eating mutton steamed buns with relish while saying this.

And my point is that since he has been in China for thousands of years, he will definitely get used to the Chinese diet, so as an artifact to bribe canines, this bun is absolutely essential.

In the end, he couldn't defend me, so I had to pay for a bag of buns.

He also slammed the door and said, "Remember, you borrowed this 20 yuan from me." ”

When the three of us hurried there, we didn't see the office we imagined, and all we saw was a Korean-style barbecue restaurant. The shop has not yet opened, and only a few young girls are cleaning at the door.

I took out my business card and checked the address, and there was nothing wrong with it.

Just when we were wondering if Old Man Cui had given the wrong business card again, a beautiful man walked out of the store.

It's not wrong to say that he's a beautiful man. Although I hate to use the word flower to describe men.

In my impression, a handsome guy should be a man with an angular and slightly cold face, a pair of thick eyebrows, a high nose bridge, and deep eyes full of stories, and finally a ruffian smile.

And he is completely different, just like the second male number one who came out of a Korean drama. The eyebrows are picturesque, and the lips are like grease. The smile is very soft, like the feeling of the morning sun on the quilt, warm, but not hot.

He looked at us, waved lightly, and said with a smile

"You are here, come in and sit. ”

We followed him into the barbecue shop and sat down in a corner.

"Well, may I ask if there is a ...... here?"

"Yes, here it is. You're still the same, haven't changed at all. He looked at me and said something inexplicable.

"We haven't seen each other, have we? Brother, we're here to find ......."

"That's right, I'm the place you're looking for. The business card that Xiao Cui gave you is just my part-time job, and my real identity is the owner of this barbecue restaurant. ”

"You can't do it, can't you? Isn't the legendary earth listening a big dog with horns on its head?"

"It's just folklore, canines have horns on their heads? ”

After that, he sighed lightly, flicked his bangs with his hand, and continued: "People always mix things they don't understand with conjecture and boast about them as legends, which have never changed over the years. It's just that some of them are deified, and some of them are demonized. ”

Listening to the indifferent smile, while telling us how to look at the world from a scientific and dialectical perspective.

And the stupid Taoist priest listened to it with relish on the side, and echoed a few words from time to time.

And I'm already in the loop at the moment.

I was embarrassed to sit together with a mythical beast that only appears in Buddhist mythology and a Taoist priest who can casually flip his hand and shoot thunder in his palm, discussing how to use scientific dialectics to eliminate superstition.

Finally, the two ended their conversation, and Diting turned his head and smiled indifferently at the female ghost

"Everything in the world has cause and effect, why do you have to keep obsessions, girl?"

The female ghost's smile was about to warm up. lowered his head and played with his fingers vigorously,

Muttering "I, I, I ......" couldn't get a complete sentence.

Seeing this, I took out my iPad and tried to slap her in the face.

Yesterday, he was still phantom and changed his face and wanted to kill me, but now he is pretending to be innocent!

However, halfway through the iPad, it was snatched away by the ground. I took it in my hand and looked at it for a long time, and then muttered

"The Ten Palaces Hades have finally made up their minds. ”

"What do you say? This thing is called an iPad. The benefits that Old Man Qiao gave to the underworld after he returned to the West. ”

Listen, and shook his head thoughtfully.

"Either way. Little girl, do you want to kill him for revenge?"

The female ghost didn't speak, still clasped her fingers shyly, and just nodded silently.

It's the first time I've seen someone so shyly admit that they want to kill! Can you be more reserved?

"Then you come and see this video, and if you still want to kill him after watching it, I promise that no one here will stop you, and I will take you to find him, but your wish. ”

With that, open the video player for your iPad.

Immediately, a melodious sound of music came from the iPad.

A young girl sat on a campus bench, playing the guitar leisurely and humming softly

"Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green

The evening breeze blows the willow flute

Sunset Mountain Outer Mountain

The end of the sky, the corner of the sea, half of the acquaintances

A pot of turbid wine is full of joy

Don't dream cold tonight. ”

The melodious singing spread, and from time to time passers-by stopped here.

And by the tree behind the girl, there was a four-eyed boy who looked at the girl with bright eyes, and secretly swore that such a girl was his lifelong pursuit.

As soon as the camera turned, the picture of the four-eyed boy persevering in pursuing the girl appeared in all corners of the campus.

"Classmate, did you drop this brick?"

"Classmate, what a coincidence, you also come to the toilet? You also wash your hands? Do you also pee your hands?"

Although most of them are rejected by girls with the same eyes as if they were neurotic.。 But the boys have always persevered.

Finally, after hundreds of conversations, the two walked around the campus in pairs.

But, like most campus romances. In the end, they went their separate ways.

Boys can't stand girls' whimsical thoughts and little tempers that explode anytime and anywhere. Ambiguous with other gentle girls.

The girl is pregnant, crying to keep the boy. And the boy was unmoved.

The girl finally couldn't stand it anymore, and one night, she climbed onto the roof alone.

Here, the picture gradually blurs, and only the girl's singing voice slowly floats in from afar.

"Time flies and never returns, and the past can only be recalled.

Recalling the childhood bamboo horse and green plum, the two little ones did not guess the sun and the moon.

The spring breeze has blown the buds red, and you have added a new year.

You're going to change your mind like time is hard to turn back, and I can only snuggle up to each other in my dreams. ”

Seeing this, the foreign Taoist priest couldn't help but scold

"This negative man!"

But he shook his hand at us and pointed to the iPad to signal us to continue.

Once again, the screen appeared.

The boy knelt at the place where the girl jumped off the building for three days and three nights until he fainted.

Since then, the boy has become reticent, and after graduation, he has gone to the mountains to teach.

In the video after that, only the trivial life of ordinary life remained, and he helped every student in school with his heart, always smiling and trying his best to solve all problems. With his help, many children have the courage and strength to go out of the mountains and into the world. It's just that the guitar that he always plays with tears when he goes home every day shows his longing and remorse for girls.

A few years ago, there was an earthquake in the place where the boys were teaching, and he desperately saved 11 lives, and when he went back to look for his guitar for the last time, he was unfortunately buried inside.

Fortunately, the search and rescue personnel found him buried in the rubble in time. Although he lost a leg because of this, he still smiled at the search and rescue personnel when he was dug up. Just because the guitar he was pressing under him was intact.

Seeing this, we all fell silent.

After a long time, the female ghost bowed deeply to us and said

"Brother Meng, thank you. I don't hate him anymore. But can I see him again? I want to tell him that I have forgiven him, so that he will stop blaming himself and go on living. ”

As if he had known the ending early, he casually took out a note from his pocket and handed it to me.

"This is the boy's phone number, you can call him. ”

"Why did you beat me? How do you tell me to tell people? Your girlfriend says she forgives you? You want you to come over and have a reunion with her? People don't treat me as mentally ill?"

The foreign Taoist priest waved his hand on the side and said in a thick Shaanxi dialect

"Anyway, I can't speak Mandarin if I'm hungry. ”

I turned my head to look at the ground and listened, and he yelled at me twice.

Well, I'm unlucky to meet you.

I walked into the corner, took out my phone and dialed it.

After a ringtone, a vicissitudes but soft voice rang on the other end of the phone

"Hey, hello. ”

"Hey, hello, first of all, let me state that it's not a psychopath, I just want to ask if you had a girlfriend who committed suicide by jumping off a building 10 years ago?"

The other party was obviously stunned by my abrupt question, and it took a long time to speak

"Who are you?"

"You don't need to know who I am, I just want to tell you that your girlfriend said she forgave you and now wants to see you again. She ...... "Before she finished speaking, she cursed on the other end of the phone, and then hung up hastily."

I looked at them helplessly, and the foreign Taoist priest waved his hand at me, indicating that he couldn't help.

And Di Ting simply turned around and was roasting the meat very seriously. Although his shoulders shrugged because he couldn't help but laugh had betrayed him.

Alas, this is the result of careless dating.

I couldn't help it, so I hit it again.

"Are you sick again? My wife has been dead for so many years, and you still make such jokes? Do you have the slightest sense of morality!"

"Did you drop that brick?"

Hearing this, the voice on the other end of the phone stopped abruptly.

It seemed to be working, so I racked my brain to recall the classic images of the two of them just now, and then dictated them to him one by one.

Eventually, there was a whimpering sound on the other end of the phone, and then gradually, it turned to crying.

After a few minutes, the boy stopped crying. Tell me I'll be coming to us early tomorrow morning.

I turned around and made a triumphant gesture to the foreign priest.

And the female ghost said excitedly on the side

"Brother Meng, did you hear that? He just said that I was his wife! Brother Dog! Did you hear him call me his wife?"

The two of us ignored the female ghost and strode towards the ground, when the foreign priest shouted

"Bao (don't) finish the meat, save a little for the hungry (me)!"