Chapter 1243: Declaration of War
Bi Chenggong didn't think about it, and in terms of word of mouth, he ushered in a fiasco.
"Dream Chasing Showbiz" has a "unique" shooting mode, its plot is not too obviously related, and it presents a multi-protagonist parallel mode. The director's narrative technique is very imaginative, often in the middle of protagonist A's speech, and then running to protagonist B's side, and after watching it for a while, the two lines have no meaning of merging. And the image styles on both sides are not the same, and the hairstyles of the same actor are even constantly changing, and the short duration, this film that spans several years is admirable for its freewheeling and unscrupulous goofs. The film is full of various monologues, narrations, explanations, and PPTs, and the elements of the performance have been greatly reduced. The use of the lens is not only chaotic but also aesthetically pleasing. (Beijing News Commentary)
"This is a movie full of slots and speechless, from the starring to the director to the story, from the poster to the promotional song, it can be described as thunderous. Director Bi let the audience know that with the halo of "Dr. Peking University" on his head, he can also make such a "three nos" movie with no sincerity, no reputation, and no market. (Time.com Review)
The reviews of this movie on Douban have reached an unprecedented 2.1 points, 2.1 points, which simply broke the boundaries of bad movies in recent years, you must know that the super bad movie "Fuchun Tu" of the king Liu Hua was also rated 3.4, this "Dream Chasing Showbiz" is even lower than the "Fuchun Tu".
This can only show that this film is so bad, so bad that everyone is a star, so bad that everyone wants to vomit.
Take a look at everyone's comments, you can see how bad this movie is, the audience's eyes are bright, and not everyone can be fooled.
While you fool the audience, you are actually pushing yourself into the abyss, and it is the kind of catastrophe that will never be recovered, the most terrible thing in the world is the self-confidence of the fan, you think you are very good, but in fact you are garbage, this is the most cruel and real reality.
"I cried when I saw it, I cried when it was ugly, I suggested listening to the theme song, I was brainwashed before I finished listening to it once: chasing dreams, chasing dreams, chasing dreams, showbiz circles, circles. β
"The poster of this movie is like the cover of a tertiary film twenty years ago, the cutouts are extremely unnatural, and the direction of everyone's photography and lighting is different, outdoor photos and studio shots are mixed together, and it is not as good as some inferior online dramas!"
"I wonder where the purity is, is it the director's empty brain, or is it touching my conscience to change it back to the point it deserves. β
"I really watched this movie, I feel like I can say that I am mentally retarded, there are scientific reports that with a stupid IQ, you can't realize that you are stupid, garbage is garbage, and the audience is not stupid. β
"The roadshow passed by our school, blew a lot of bulls, and the expectations were very high. is very average, the acting is blunt, the plot is average, and it is not as good as the online movie made a few years ago. β
"Young and handsome?
Director: I want to talk well, but your introduction makes people angry, what makes experts point to deer as horses, open their eyes and talk nonsense, I am very, very curious about this. β
"I finally saw the finished film today, it was an unexpected joy, a rare good work, and a fresh wind blew. In terms of aesthetics, in terms of style, in terms of type mining, group narrative, multiple relationships, complex contradictions, and multi-voice structure, forming a chord, and not horizontal disputes, it is a complete color, especially testing the director's skills, the title is particularly good, the original intention is not forgotten to position very well, there is a special value, please give me five cents, thank you. β
"The biggest lie of the century, showbiz ...... Is there really purity?"
"Director Bi has spent ten years practicing that he is indeed not the material for making movies, this spirit of exploration is worthy of our praise, I can only say that Director Bi is awesome. β
"For the sake of the quality of Chinese films, this dirty word must be scolded: your whole crew should kneel down and apologize to the audience, and your whole crew will eat for 90 minutes better than this film. The director changes careers, the movie doesn't recognize your cult aesthetics, and the actor also changes careers, you made such a film in the first film, how will you mix it up in the future. β
"Movies make people's lives 3 times longer, and Director Bi makes those 98 minutes longer than 98 hours. β
"When I'm old, I can proudly say to my son, your father watched a super bad movie back then, and he lasted 3 minutes, and your father is definitely not the man your mother said only 3 seconds!"
"Look at the brain-dead lyrics written by the director. "Dream chasing dreams, dreaming dreams, showbiz circles, we are pure, pure, pure and pure teenagers, with my beautiful dream since childhood, to become a great and proud actor" When are actors great and proud? Because of the fast money? Aren't such movies and lyrics poisoning teenagers. β
The switch of space and the change of narrative perspective are experimentally stitched together to construct a vivid and multi-faceted polyphonic group portrait of the showbiz; the unspoken rules of the showbiz are ruthlessly exposed and whipped, and the structural social stubborn diseases are directly reached; the multiple presentations of men's rights, women's rights, and LGBTQ, the teacher-student love, and SM explore the abyss; the light is overflowing, the editing is vibrant, the camera movement is surging, and the flow of time and space is superb; the actors do not carve their true feelings and reveal their true feelings, which is suffocating, please give me five cents. β
"The original poster of this bad movie is enough to anger the designer, and the lyrics are enough to laugh at the elementary school Chinese teacher, just looking at the introduction, I feel that the old-fashioned and mentally retarded plot is coming, I don't know how much courage the director has to let it be released, and if he is a responsible director, he must hate to seal it up and sink to the bottom of the lake so as not to leave it stench for 10,000 years. β
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It's all bad reviews, it's all bad reviews, and basically there is no good one, so it can be said that "Dream Chasing Showbiz" has booked this year's Golden Broom Award.
There is no shortage of bad movies in the Chinese entertainment industry, but it is rare to be so bad, the score of "Dream Chasing Showbiz" on Douban is still declining, maybe it is likely to be reduced to a few points, and at that time, "Dream Chasing Showbiz" will really create a unique history, which can be called a big bad movie that has never been seen before or since.
"Dream Chasing Showbiz" is completely planted, not only a box office fiasco, but also a word-of-mouth fiasco.
This also made the previous publicity of "Dream Chasing Showbiz" a joke, what was the previous publicity?
The previous publicity said that "Dream Chasing Showbiz" is a film that has never been seen before or since, and said that it is a perfect combination of business and art.
What is this called the one who has never been before or after who?
What is this called the combination of business and art?
For a while, Bi Chenggong and "Dream Chasing Showbiz" have become a big joke in the industry.
Bi Chenggong was directly confused, now he has become a fool, a complete fool He was very confident in himself, but now he feels that he is a joke.
This feeling was so shameful for him.
"How can this be justified, how can it be justified? β
He has been smooth sailing in his life, where has he experienced such a fiasco, and this time he has lost completely, and he has no temper at all.
He didn't know that this was just the beginning, "Dream Chasing Showbiz" was so bad that it was simply boycotted by the whole people.
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It is useless for you to have the power of 404, this country is for the purpose of serving the people, no matter how awesome and powerful your 404 power is, can it still be greater than the people, I really don't believe this.
Art is only true art if it is subordinate to the people and follows the ideology of coming from the masses to the masses, and everything else is just rubbish.
It is obvious that "Dream Chasing Showbiz" is garbage, and it is also a fighter in garbage.
Many media reports have been released.
"You can't be shameless to this point in a bad movie".
"There's a joke that makes you want to cry. For example, "Dream Chasing Showbiz" was happily released on May Day. β
"Mind you, it's not hand-drawn by elementary school studentsβ
It is a movie poster created by Bi Chenggong, the director of "Dream Showbiz", which is completely in line with Director Bi's consistent style of "doing it yourself" ("Chasing Dreams" is what he wrote, directed and acted in, and even the theme song was created by himself).
At this point, it is almost certain that "Dream Chasing Showbiz" will be a work written into the history of Chinese films, and it will be released in early May this year to create a spectacle of "the lowest score 2.0 in the history of Douban". β
"Director Bi's aesthetics are not flattering, everyone experience:
Bi Chenggong's name appears no less than three times in the opening credits.
On average, there is an awkward dance in every scene, which will make the audience feel like they are watching an Indian movie.
This movie actually has an intermission of 30 seconds, and the awkward dance at the intermission is good! The great Director Bi actually borrowed from the rules of the World Cup, and the last time I saw the intermission, it should have been 3 hours away, right? You are embarrassed to play this for 90 minutes. β
"The actor's acting skills are simply epic scum, Director Bi personally plays the leading role, and the dubbing in the movie makes people feel uncomfortable, and I have to mention the actor of the second female, who feels like a lot of knives on her face, right? Fillers have been injected a lot, right?
What kind of spirit is this classmate, who came all the way from abroad to Sanya to accept the unspoken rules of a group of fifty or sixty-year-old big-bellied directors? This TM is the spirit of communism!"
"Director Bi is simply pathologically narcissistic, even to the point that he can't live without being crazy.
For example, in order to create his own manly charm in the dream-chasing entertainment industry, he even did not hesitate to intersperse an 18-year-old girl's secret love for her in the movie, and in the end, the girl even tried to sell her body for Director Bi. β
"To put it simply, this is not a movie at all, this should be a PPT full of local aesthetic concepts in the last century. What's even more terrifying is that Director Bi also divided the movie into several chapters, and each chapter actually has a small subtitle! Damn! It's hard to imagine that this is something that a doctor from Peking University can make!"
"If you think the plot is interesting, you're wrong again!
Director Bi boasted about Haikou in the film, saying that he successfully shot 11 story lines in 90 minutes, let's put it bluntly, the 11 stories in it are completely thought of where to go, almost every story has Director Bi's heroic rescue of students, which is enough to show Director Bi's narcissism. β
"Let's not talk about a few dispensable stories in it, it's just a lot of people, for example, a small story is a male classmate who picks up girls but is repeatedly unsuccessful, and at the end of the movie, he got a girlfriend in Beijing through QQ. You read that right! This TM is also a story! It's completely dispensable, and removing it has no effect on the movie!
One of the most embarrassing stories is that a man was taken care of by a rich second generation woman, and as a result, the male student spent the money of the rich second generation while saying that he was looking for true love! In the end, of course, our great Teacher Wen played by Director Bi saved the students from fire and water and was injured as a result, and at the same time as being injured, Director Bi also forcibly sensationalized himself and explained his various heroic and kind behaviors. The ending, of course, is that the great Bi Dao has a double harvest of love and career due to misfortune. β
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There are countless similar film reviews, and this time Director Bi can't bear it even if he has the mysterious power of 404, he really can't bear it.
No matter how big your relationship is, no matter how awesome you are, you can't stop you.
And those who supported Director Bi before have become a joke, who they support is not good, they have to support this most awesome bad movie in the history of no one before or since.
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"Rape film art and moviegoers with power and capital. β
"This is the worst time for Yan Dahei. β
"Trash is trash, and the audience is not stupid. β
"What makes experts refer to deer as horses and open their eyes to tell nonsense?"
"After watching your roadshow video, I actually claimed that "thousands of people spontaneously watched the movie" and "thunderous applause"...... Director, can you fake it any more?"
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Director Bi's background has also been dug up, he has a father-in-law who has hands and eyes, what can't he do with the help of such a father-in-law?
Beigong Wang bluntly wrote a report: [What is more disgusting than the movie is the director's narcissism and the shameless face of some experts]
"This movie, called "Dream Chasing Showbiz", received 99.2% of negative reviews just after its release, creating a historical record on Douban, which is really amazing. β
"I think of the comments of those experts, and their comments simply subvert my three views!
First of all, the deputy secretary of the China Film Association, not only had a super high evaluation, but also invited directors to participate in the Golden Rooster Awards. β
Then the teacher of the Chinese Academy of Arts said that the title of the chapter hui style is particularly good. β
Then the playwright from the Film Censorship Board said that the film brought a new atmosphere to the Chinese film industry this year, blowing a breath of fresh air. β
Then the deputy dean of the School of Arts at Yenching University: This film may be a filmmaker's guide, a filmmaker's guide to entering the industry. β
"I have always speculated on Chinese with the worst malice. However, no matter how whimsical I am, I don't believe that it can be so cruel. You are also a professor at the first-rate film school in the country, how is this movie made, don't you have a little psychological pressure? Is it embarrassing to shoot like this?"
Beigong Wang's essays have always been so sharp, and his article is like a sharp knife inserted into the hearts of those so-called "experts", so that you can pat yourself on the back, since you shoot it, you must be ready to be counterattacked.
Yanying student Zhang Wei commented: "A clown who jumps off the beam, a group of rotten experts, a government agency that has set back the development of Chinese films by ten years, and a group of foolish investors, please remember the names of all relevant people, doctoral supervisors, master supervisors, directors, experts.........
As a person who studies film, my heart is really cold when I see this farce, 50 million is enough for many talented students to fulfill their dreams, our school students study film, they can't even afford to rent a venue for filming, DIY the lighting, lick their face and tell me that there is no money, I only have one idea, Director Bi get out of the film circle. β
Lan Tian commented: "I admire these serious nonsense brick families!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the authority of the Chinese film industry will not be able to govern the chaos on the virtue of TM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the skills of collecting money and closing their eyes are first-class!!!!!!!!!! which is really ridiculous !!!!!!!!!! sad." β
But Bi Dao is a real man in the end, he is not convinced, he declared war on Douban.