At the beginning of the day, it is time for the perverts to hunt again.

Every night, the prey will transform from the camouflage of the day, showing their graceful posture under the light of this mountain, and the predators will also appear at this time, they drool, showing their sharpest weapon - the renminbi. This group of carnivores shuttles through every bar except our home, diligently searching for prey for the night.

Of course, that's not to say we don't have something to hunt in our bar.

No, the widow in her early forties on the next street was chatting happily with two men in torn vests.

I pouted and continued to look down at my iPad.

"You say, I made this order, do you want to buy a car too?"

"Why do you buy a car, you can drive?" Xiao Ai sat on the high board in front of the bar, drooping his legs and swaying, while eating the fruit plate, he complained.

I didn't pay attention to him, I just used my iPad to rummage through the models that suited me.

The thirteenth princess took out a plate of seafood platter and handed it to the table, pointed to the ipad and said, "I think this car is good." ”

Me: ", I know yes too. You don't look at the price, it's more than 700,000 yuan, okay!"

The thirteenth princess smiled: "That's not expensive, it's just right, or you can buy this one!"

Me: "Come on, you think I'm robbing a bank and buying this car?"

"What are you talking about, so happy?" said the priest pushed open the door and walked in hand with his girlfriend.

I pushed the platter aside: "Yes, I don't have an appetite." ”

The devil girl stepped forward: "What's the matter, didn't I look good today?" After speaking, she stood in front of us all and spun around a few times.

Me: "It's not that it's not pretty, it's ugly!"

The foreign Taoist priest said angrily: "You dare to say that my girlfriend has an ugly hairstyle!"

I hurriedly shook my head: "Big brother, don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about hairstyles, I'm talking about faces." ”

"Kill you Broken Hammer (little bunny)!"

......

Early the next morning, I took the foreign Taoist priest and Xiao Ai to the rich merchant's house, it seems that the rich merchant was really forced to be in a hurry, otherwise he would not have been sick and rushed to the doctor, and invited so many people to come to his house to subdue demons and eliminate demons.

At this moment, his living room was crowded with all kinds of strange people and strange things-Zhang San who sold strong pills at the train station, Li Li, a blind fortune teller in the park, Wang Po, who danced in the west of the city, and even a foreigner who carried high-tech equipment and claimed to be an expert in the supernatural research group.

This group of people gathered here, dressed in strange costumes, with strange expressions, staring at these "peers" around them with a wary face. The expression of disdain was unmistakable.

In fact, it can be seen from their appearance alone that the vast majority of people here are actually "fooling" people who have no ability, and they themselves have no confidence in this demon eradication operation, but considering the rich bounty proposed by the rich merchants, they all cheered up and wanted to fish in troubled waters.

In the words of Zhang San, who sells strong pills, it is - maybe he has a good character, and if he accidentally explodes in the small universe, the spirit of the king overlord kills the monster in seconds......

Of course, judging from his usual character, the chance of such a thing as a small universe erupting in him is really very small.

However, it doesn't matter if you can explode the small universe or not, what matters is how to keep these competitors from exploding.

Therefore, before the monster appeared, this group of people was already fighting openly and secretly, squeezing out each other. What's more, he can't wait to make a big move directly, and all the guys around him who dare to grab bounties with him are shocked to death on the spot.

No, these strong men who looked like Schwarxingg in front of me were threatening the people around them with their chickens—oh no, muscles—at the moment. ”

Me: "?"

Xiao Ai: "Stupid, this iron wall can temporarily act as the meat shield of the third prince." ”

Me: "......"

These brothers are okay, although I don't know if they will subdue demons, but this body is placed here, at least it looks good. However, the others can really be described as uneven, crooked melons and cracked dates.

For example, a skinny man not far from me, who was pregnant with urine and didn't dare to urinate and wait for urine to drip and other urinary tract diseases, leaked ribs with bare shoulders and said: "I don't know what you guys are trotting to make a lot of fun, and you still want to run here to cheat others out of money!"

Another woman wearing a Qi B ultra-short skirt and heavy makeup on the side snorted coldly: "Aren't you just a fortune teller, what kind of garlic did you come here to pack, and I don't know who said that you wanted to pack the night at my house yesterday, but it didn't even take two minutes from beginning to end." ”

"Poof!" The thin man who was drinking tea was suddenly exposed by the woman, and he couldn't hold back, and suddenly squirted out a mouthful of tea.

The thin man smiled awkwardly at the woman: "It's a pure accident, it's a pure accident, I drank a little too much last night." After speaking, he felt that he couldn't hold his face, so he said again: "Are you embarrassed to say me? You are a woman who sells meat, why do you come here to mix blindly?"

The woman smiled charmingly: "Why can't I come? Maybe that teddy will be defeated under my pomegranate skirt in a while!"

A middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears next to him couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said: "Dare to argue with Teddy on this kind of thing, it seems that Your Excellency really has two brushes, why don't you leave a contact information and communicate with you when you have time in the future?"

The woman stretched out two fingers: "Eight hundred at a time is not negotiable." ”

The fat man replied: "Everyone is in the same way, can you get a discount?"

The woman looked at the fat man and said with a smile: "Okay, since we are all from the Dao Sect, you and I are also helping each other in double cultivation, so let's take you five hundred!"

The fat man rubbed his hands and nodded repeatedly, then turned back to Lao Li, who sold strong pills, and said, "Dude, do you have that medicine with you?" Sell me two in a while?"

......

Seeing that the scene was getting more and more chaotic, the whole hall was like a sparrow's nest chattering and noisy, and everyone present was like eating Xuanmai, and those who knew and didn't know began to try their best to catch up with the shortcomings of their peers around them, as if they could make these 'masters' retreat and leave in shame by their mouths.

Anyway, this group of people are all well-trained experts, each of them has a face comparable to the city wall, no matter how others count themselves, they always maintain the demeanor of a fairy, and their faces do not change and their hearts do not beat and stand there majestically.

In desperation, the rich merchant had no choice but to stand up and start a round: "Don't quarrel, no matter who it is this time, as long as you can help me get rid of that monster, I am willing to pay you 200,000...... No, 300,000 rewards!"

After hearing this, the foreign Taoist priest pinched me fiercely behind my back: "Brother Meng, you are too unrighteous! You only give me 18,000 yuan in remuneration of 300,000 yuan?"

I smiled at him: "I'm not trying to be auspicious, it's more than 18,000 to hear." ”

Xiao Wai: "It's a good fart, ten thousand eight, one king eight!"

Seeing that the foreign Taoist priest was about to get angry, I had to apologize repeatedly: "Okay, okay, or we will be divided into three or seven in a while?"

The foreign Taoist nodded: "You are three and I am seven." ”

Me: "How is that possible?"

Foreign Taoist priest: "I'll call Lao Xuan right now, saying that you are taking advantage of your position to make extra money! You know, the prefectural government has been very strict in managing this recently, and you don't want the title of advanced worker at the end of the year?"

I gritted my teeth: "Okay, Sanqi is Sanqi, but this thing ......"

The foreign Taoist priest smiled: "Don't worry, my mouth is very strict!"

In this way, before I saw the face of the youkai, I had already lost more than half of my honorarium. Now don't talk about buying a car, you can't even afford a tire!

Seeing this, Xiao Ai said with a smile: "Don't be discouraged, three or seven points is not a lot, enough for you to buy a small electric donkey!"

Me: "Fart, your electric donkey costs tens of thousands of yuan?"

Xiao Ai: "No, but your tens of thousands of yuan include the money to buy me a bag." ”

Me: "When am I going to buy you a bag?"

Xiao Ai: "Oh, how many calls are coming?" I remember it seems to be 137......"

I hurriedly covered her mouth: "Okay, okay, I'll buy it for you!"

Xiao Ai listened, and the foreign Taoist priest high-fived each other, and the two of them made a grimace at me and laughed.

Alas, this group of robbers!

Just when Xiao Ai and the foreign Taoist priest forced me to sign an unequal treaty because of the honorarium, I didn't expect that someone over there had already taken the lead and volunteered to get rid of the demon.

An old man supported by a child beside the rich merchant trembled and said, "Let it go...... Heart...... Bar...... This...... Item....... Affair....... Feeling...... Pack...... At...... I...... Body...... Above. ”

Looking at the way he spoke, stopped, gasped, and gasped, I seriously suspected that he would have to whine first if he didn't need a monster to appear.

Seeing this, Xiao Ai frowned and complained: "Why did even the old man start to learn the sloth body?"

When the boy on the side heard this, he said angrily: "What a sloth body! My master has cultivated a sleeping Arhat fist!"

Me: "Sleeping Arhat Fist?"

When the little boy saw me talking, he immediately put on a proud appearance and said: "That is, my master has great ability, he once met the dragon descending Arhat in a dream, and taught him a set of sleeping Arhat boxing, people block killing, Buddha blocks killing Buddha!"

Me: "Dragon Descending Arhat?"

Xiao Ai whispered in my ear: "It's Jigong." ”

I thought back to the old Li who used boogers, stinky socks and farts as weapons, and I felt nauseous, and hurriedly took a few steps back, far away from the two.

The boy didn't know what to say, and thought that I was afraid of them, so he snorted coldly, turned away and ignored me.

The rich merchant waved his hand, signaling everyone to be quiet, and then stood up and said with a clear conscience: "I know that you are all people with great magical powers, today to disturb, please come, it is really helpless, that beast Teddy is still tied to my daughter in the room at the moment, and he refuses to release it for a long time, so please show your magic powers and help my daughter!"

The woman who had made an appointment to double cultivate with someone else squeezed in front of her at this time, looked at the rich merchant with a charming face and said, "I don't know where that teddy is? Why don't I go and meet him first?"

Before the words fell, a gust of black wind struck, the woman's skirt was blown up instantly, and a voice floated from the wind: "I didn't wear underwear! Haha, this demon likes a direct woman like you!"

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