The early morning sun shone through the window into the quilt, Xiao Ai stretched a lazy waist, got up from the bed lazily, hummed a little song and ran to the toilet.

I rubbed my arm that was so sore that I had been used as a pillow all night, and turned around, ready to talk to Zhou Gong for another two yuan.

A ringing phone disrupted my plans.

I picked it up in a daze, and it turned out to be a real estate seller.

"Sir, can you buy a house? Now that the house price is so good, it will rise in two days, and if you don't buy it, you won't be able to buy it at this price." ”

I was so drowsy by him that I had to refuse, "No, I've already bought it." ”

The other party was silent for a few seconds, and then said, "Then do you want to sell the house?" Now that the house price is so high, you can't sell it at this price if you don't sell it!"

Me: "I'm sorry, I'm poor, I can't afford to sell my house." ”

The other party was silent for a few seconds and said, "Then do you have a part-time job?" There will be a new building opening tomorrow, bring a quilt to line up at night, and do you want to do it for 200 yuan a day and a night?"

"Big brother, can I kneel for you, what are you doing?"

"No matter what I do, no matter what you do, I've got something for you. ”

I was so drowsy by him that I had to hang up the phone and wash up and go downstairs.

At the door of the bar on the first floor, a well-dressed middle-aged man with glasses was lying on the door, looking into the store.

And not far from the man, a shiny luxury car was parked.

Obviously, the car belonged to the man, after all, in the vicinity of our store, as far as I know, no one could afford such a good car.

Of course, except for the thirteenth princess and the third prince, neither of them is human.

"Hey, what are you doing? I stepped forward and patted the man on the shoulder from behind.

The man heard me shouting, turned his head, and looked at me from top to bottom: "Hello, I'm waiting for the shopkeeper to open the door." ”

I pointed to the shop sign on the side and said, "Sir, we are not a bar here, how can you come to buy drunk so early in the morning." ”

The man smiled and said, "I'm not here to buy drunk, I'm here to find someone." ”

Me: "Who?"

Man: "This is Lao Chen's shop, I have a little tricky thing to do and want to find him." ”

Looking at the suit worn by this brother, I know that he is definitely not an idle person, and he can come here to find Lao Chen, it must be for those feng shui yin and yang things, I recall the first time I saw a foreign Taoist priest, he came to the school to investigate the jumping incident because he took the job, you must know that the reward for just that single job is more than 100,000 yuan!

Horses don't eat weeds and don't get fat, and people don't get rich if they don't get rich. It seems that I have a thunderclap on the ground, and the opportunity to get rich is coming!

Thinking of this, I was overjoyed, and hurriedly opened the door and invited the man in: "Are you looking for Lao Chen to test words or fortune telling?

The man frowned, and said with a disbelieving expression, "You?"

"Yes, that's right, that's me. ”

Man: "You're not from a bar, are you?"

I posed as a coquettish POSE and said, "The bar is just a place for me to hide myself, in fact, my real identity is a feng shui master, and the bar is a place where all kinds of people gather, which is more suitable for me to observe and figure out the different faces of all living beings." ”

Man: "Feng Shui Master, but I'm not here to see Feng Shui. ”

Me: "In addition to feng shui, I can also measure words and fortunes, and account for marriage fortunes, anyway, as long as Lao Chen knows, I will." ”

The man looked at me carefully for a long time, then shook his head and said, "Forget it, I'd better go to another house." ”

I hurriedly stopped him: "Don't mind, since you are Lao Chen's friends, everyone is your own person, can I fool you? Okay, I'll give you a 20% discount? Or ...... Seven percent off is okay?"

Man: "Money is not the problem, can you solve the problem?"

Me: "If you don't say it, how do you know I can't solve it?"

The man looked around, and after making sure that there was no one else, he leaned into my ear and whispered, "You are scared when you say it, our family ...... It's a goblin!"

Cut, what should I do, isn't it just a goblin, my family makes trouble every day. I almost broke my arm last night by a goblin!

I pouted nonchalantly, walked over to the bar, and pulled out a cup.

"Sir, what to drink?"

The middle-aged man sat on a high stool in front of the stage: "That, let's have a bowl of soy milk." ”

Me: "It's all said, this is a bar, not a breakfast shop, and it doesn't sell soy milk!"

The man pointed to the breakfast I was carrying, "Then what are you mentioning?"

Me: "Oh, isn't it my own breakfast?"

Man: "But I didn't eat breakfast either. ”

I smiled bitterly, so I reluctantly poured the soy milk into the cup and handed it to him, and then asked, "Say, what kind of haunting?"

The man picked up the cup and gulped: "Here's the thing, my daughter is in her third year of high school this year, and she has always been obedient since she was a child, and she has never been tough with me. Originally, I wanted to wait for her to graduate from high school and send her to the United States to study in college, and she agreed to do well, but somehow, in the past two days, she suddenly disagreed, and every day when she went home, she locked herself in the door with an iron face and didn't say a word to me. ”

I waved my hand: "It's normal, children have a rebellious period." ”

Man: "Listen to me first, I originally thought so, and I was busy with business, so I didn't pay much attention to it." Until one night in the middle of the night, I heard strange noises coming from her room...... I thought it was some stinky boy who came to my house in the middle of the night to harass my daughter, so I pushed open the door in a fit of anger, only to find a vague figure floating in the air, chatting with my daughter without saying a word. And when I took a closer look, I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, the thing floating in the air - it was actually a teddy!"

"Teddy, is that cosmic invincible love saint who goes up to the sky, down to the sun and earth, and the air in the middle?" I patted the man's shoulder, and said with a look of regret: "The festival mourns and changes, and I feel sorry for the fact that your daughter's chastity is not guaranteed, after all, an animal like Teddy who sees a dick in the seams - well, it's a monster - a monster like Teddy is indeed impossible to prevent." ”

The man stomped his feet and said angrily, "Your daughter's chastity is not guaranteed! Your whole family is not chaste! That teddy didn't do anything to my daughter!"

Me: "Didn't do anything? If even Teddy doesn't have an interest, I guess no one in the world will be interested in your daughter anymore." ”

Man: "Don't talk nonsense, my daughter is very beautiful!"

Me: "Dog'er often says that his girlfriend is beautiful, can you believe it?"

Man: "?"

I waved my hand: "It's okay, you continue." ”

The man sighed and continued in surprise.

After spotting the teddy floating in the air that night, the man was worried that his daughter would be injured, so he hurriedly called the bodyguards to rescue her. Unexpectedly, four tall and strong men rushed into the door for less than a minute, but they were beaten by dogs all the time with blue noses and swollen faces, chasing after them and grabbing the ground.

From then on, Teddy took over his home, locking himself and her daughter in the room, and he would beat anyone who dared to come close.

This man racked his brains in the past two days, searching all the temples and Taoist temples in the city, but every time the so-called master who came back was he going in vertically and coming out horizontally. What's more, there are two other people who are actually scared and have gone insane and have been taken away by the mental hospital. Just when the man was about to be cornered, someone told him that there was a man named Lao Chen here, who had real skills, so he came here with the attitude of giving it a try, hoping to rescue his daughter as soon as possible.

After hearing this, I smiled at him and said, "Don't worry about this, don't say it's Teddy, even the Japanese tengu are all cleaned up by me." ”

Man: "Really, I'm here to speak, my daughter is saved!"

Me: "There is salvation, there is salvation, it's just ...... I'm a lot of people.,Your daughter's right.,I'll take a look at my schedule first,......" said he took out the bar's ledger from the drawer, pretending to rummage through something.

Seeing this, the man hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Master, don't worry, as long as I can save my daughter, I am willing to pay any amount of money!"

When I saw that Kaizi was hooked, I was no longer reserved, and replied with a squint and a smile: "The schedule is all floating clouds, and saving my daughter is the main thing!"

After hearing this, the man thanked me again and again, left an address, and hurried out after making an appointment.

I stopped him: "Sir, you haven't paid for soy milk yet." ”

Man: "Aren't you selling soy milk?"

Me: "Did you just drink soy milk?"

The man took out 2 coins from his bag, threw them on the table and said, "I knew I was going to pay for it, so I asked you to add more sugar." ”

I held out my right hand to signal that he wasn't enough.

Man: "A cup of soy milk is originally two pieces, how much more do you want?"

Me: "Twenty. ”

Man: "Twenty, why don't you grab it!"

I waved my hand: "You're drinking soy milk from a breakfast stall, and this is a bar!"

Man: "You're obviously buying ...... at the breakfast stall."

"You said that as soon as you drive a rich man in a luxury car, how can you even pick and search for twenty yuan!"

The man was angry: "What's wrong with the rich man? The rich man recruited you to provoke you? The rich man deserves to lie to you, right?"

I took out my notebook and said while flipping through it: "I looked at the itinerary and suddenly found that there are several important things in the past two days, as for your daughter......"

The man gritted his teeth, threw a hundred yuan on the table and said, "It's all for you, you don't have to look for it!"

I waved at the man's departing back: "Slow down, you're always welcome to come for breakfast!"

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