During the Qingming Festival, it rained a lot, and the wild ghosts on the street corners blasphemed the souls.

I got up early and carried two bags of apples to visit my beloved old leader.

Lao Xuan was sitting leisurely on the recliner eating chicken legs, and when he saw me coming in, he nodded and pointed to the bed next to him: "It's here?" ”

I smiled shyly, took off my coat three times by two, and slowly climbed into the old man's bed.

"Are you ready?"

I grabbed the corners of the quilt tightly with both hands, swallowed my saliva, took a deep breath to calm the tension in my heart, and nodded, "Ready." ”

Lao Xuan slowly stood up and walked in front of me: "Then I'm going to start?"

I closed my eyes and felt my frantic heartbeat.

Lao Xuan looked at me and said gently, "Don't worry, it won't hurt very much." ”

After saying that, he slowly climbed into bed.

And so, on this morning when it was falling in the light rain, I started my first time with an excited heart.

It's just that I never expected that this long-awaited first time would come and go in a hurry.

- Don't think about it, although I am lying on the bed of an old man at the moment, there is absolutely no chrysanthemum blooming relationship between the two of us.

The reason why the picture just now appears is only because today is the Qingming Festival.

As we all know, the Qingming Festival is a traditional festival of the Chinese nation, and on this day, the door of the underworld will be opened, and all the ghosts will return to the sun to visit their old relatives and friends. At this time, the underworld is also empty, and the civil servants who work on the front line on weekdays are also idle and have nothing to do.

So, the supreme executive of the underworld, the king of Yama, one of the ten palace Yama kings, came up with a brilliant idea.

On this day, the underworld will be opened to the outside world, and the underworld will be opened to the outside world, and all people with spiritual power can sign up to experience the life after death in advance.

And I, although I don't have spiritual power, but relying on the relationship of the old urge, I also mixed up a quota.

So at this moment, I'm lying on Lao Xuan's bed, not doing those obscene things, just so that he can help me out of my body.

Of course, taking off his coat had nothing to do with going out of his body, because he was afraid that my torn coat stained with oil would stain his new sheets.

Ten seconds later, I stood up and looked at the man lying on the bed in a daze: "Is this the end?"

Lao Xuan smiled: "What do you think? Ling, hurry up, there are many people today, and you have to queue up if you go late." ”

After saying that, before I could react, a snap of my fingers took me and disappeared into the room.

When I opened my eyes again, I saw a city wall with no top or tail in sight. In front of me, a majestic city gate tower stood in front of me, and the three big characters decorated with neon lights on the door flashed and flashed - Xudu City.

In front of the door, two men dressed in black and white were standing in the crowd, looking around anxiously - these two were my immediate superiors, black and white.

"Why did you come here?" Bai Wuchang saw me, walked forward quickly, and yelled at me with a dissatisfied face.

"Seventh Master, didn't I accidentally oversleep. ”

Bai Wuchang took out a bracelet from his pocket, put it on my wrist, and pointed to a big tree next to it, under which a sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked demon was holding a small flag high, and was gathering the people with bracelets around him.

Bai Wuchang led me to the evil ghost and beckoned, "Director Feng, this newcomer is Lao Xuan's subordinates, let him follow your team." ”

After hearing this, Director Feng nodded happily, turned around and greeted me again: "Hello, my name is Feng Xiaoan, and I am the gold medal tour guide of our prefecture travel agency." ”

Me: "Hello hello, my name is Zhang Meng, and I am ......"

Without waiting for my introduction, Director Feng stepped forward and shook my hand first: "It turns out that you are Brother Meng! I have heard of your name in the underworld for a long time! Why do you have time to come here today?"

I smiled: "Didn't I hear that the underworld is open to the public for free today, I have been in office for so long, and I have never been to our base camp, so I am embarrassed to say it, so I will take this opportunity to let Lao Xuan help me clamp it, and it is good to come down and see the world." ”

Director Feng said with a smile: "It's easy to say, we are all our own people, we belong to the same work unit, you can follow me when you go in for a while, and I will take you around!"

After speaking, he leaned into my ear and whispered: "When you go to some scenic spots in a while, when you want to buy souvenirs or something, you just follow me quietly, don't follow those stupid tourists to pay together!"

Me: "Why do we have such a consumption attraction that fools customers?"

Director Feng waved his hand: "Keep pace with the times, you all learned from those people in the yang world." After speaking, he took out a small bench from the side and asked me to sit: "You sit here for a while, there are still a few tourists who have not come, and we will set off when I gather all the people!"

I waved at him and motioned for him to go about his business first.

Lao Xuan ran over from nowhere at this time, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "When you go in for a while, follow the tour guide, the prefecture is not fully open to the outside world yet, and there are many areas that are forbidden to visit!"

Me: "Aren't you going?"

Lao urged: "I? I just came out of this place! There is urine I used to pee when I was a child in every corner of the wall here, and I still need to follow you to visit? I might as well go and meet my little lover when I have this time!" After speaking, he beckoned to a plain-clothed female ghost with a pale face on the side, and the two walked out of the crowd with a hug.

After a while, Feng Xiaoan waved a small flag and walked in front of me with more than a dozen people, and said to me: "Okay, Brother Meng, everyone is together, let's go." ”

I nodded, followed the crowd and started my day trip to the underworld.

Coming to the moat in front of the gate of the city, Director Feng pointed to the flowers blooming all over the river and said: "This, is the legendary flower on the other side, this peanut is unique, the flower does not see the leaves, there are leaves do not bloom, the flowers and leaves do not see each other, life and life think wrong, anyone who has teased marriage in the world, after death, will be planted by the gardener here for him a bouquet of flowers, from then on, the flowers will not be leafy, the leaves can not be flowered, until the evil fate is completed." After speaking, he pointed to a beautiful girl on the side and said, "This is the female ghost who is responsible for planting flowers - Daiyu." If any guest officer wants to experience the magic of the other side flower, you can go to her and fill out the registration form, and she will plant a flower for you that is exclusive to you!"

When the tourists heard this, they all shook their heads. Just kidding, a kind of this flower, from now on, there is no marriage, the big guy can't hide, how can anyone be willing to take the initiative to rush this brow!

Seeing this, Director Feng shook his head with a smile and said, "Okay, since everyone is not interested in this, let's rush to the next stop." ”

After saying that, he led us to a bridge by the moat.

"This is the famous Nai He Bridge, this bridge has one of the biggest features, that is, it can distinguish between traitors and test human nature. If you are a bitter villain in life, you will encounter ghosts hitting the wall on the bridge, wandering on the bridge for 7749 days, and you can only get off the bridge after exhaustion. ”

An old man on the side listened to this, and broke out in a cold sweat: "Brother tour guide, can I quit the group and not go to the underworld?"

After hearing this, Director Feng hurriedly comforted: "Uncle, don't worry, anyone who wears this bracelet will automatically be identified as a tourist, and they will not encounter ghosts hitting the wall." ”

Me: "It's amazing, high-tech, how did you design this bridge?"

Director Feng smiled: "This is simple, the designers who built viaducts in China can pull one out at will, and you can do it, but you can't get down!"

......

Director Feng led everyone across the Naihe Bridge, and there was a small shop standing alone at the head of the bridge on the other side of the bridge.

When everyone opened their eyes, there were four big characters written on the plaque of the store - the first soup in the underworld

Director Feng pointed to this shop and said to everyone: "Tourists, this is our most famous century-old restaurant, the first soup in the underworld with the patent of the Three Realms - Meng Poliang Soup Shop. The soup in this store is not only moist and luscious, but also can help you solve problems after drinking, forget all the troubles in the world, and concentrate on going to reincarnation and becoming a new person!"

A woman on the side listened to it and said excitedly: "After drinking this soup, can you forget the negative person?"

Director Feng smiled: "That's it, make sure you forget it completely!"

Woman: "Then hurry up and bring me a bowl!"

Director Feng shook his head: "This can't be, you are a tourist, and you are not a reincarnated ghost, you can drink soup, but you have not forgotten your worries, you can only taste it, not forget it." ”

The woman looked at Director Feng with a dissatisfied face: "It doesn't work, what are you trying to introduce! Believe it or not, I went to the 315 Association to complain about your exaggeration and false advertising!"

Director Feng looked at the woman embarrassedly, hesitated for a while, and replied: "If you really want to drink, I can ask Meng Po to bring you a bowl, but you think about it yourself, after drinking, not only will you forget the negative man, but you will even forget who your parents are." ”

Woman: "It doesn't matter, anyway, my parents have a lot of children, and I'm not the only one." ”

Director Feng: "Godfather will forget!"

When the woman heard this, she frowned again and again: "That's not good! I forgot my godfather, how will I live in the future! Forget it, I still don't drink." ”

I shook my head and lamented, "With this kind of woman, it's not enough for her to plant a flower garden on the other side!"

Director Feng smiled, instructed everyone to sit in the store, and shouted at the store: "Meng Po!

Hearing Director Feng's shout, a lady in the store came over with an apron and a happy face: "Welcome, I don't know what you want to eat?"

I stared at the menu – Tonkotsu Meng Po Soup, Pork Knuckle Meng Po Soup, Beef Meng Po Soup, Ginseng Black Chicken Meng Po Soup, all kinds of flavors of soup.

I'm rubbing! This Shaxian snack is so domineering, it has actually been opened to the underworld!

I looked at the menu and ordered a tonkotsu Meng Po soup.

Meng Po smiled and said: "The young man has taste, our tonkotsu soup only serves a hundred bowls a day!"

I pouted, "Is this still an Ajisen ramen joint venture industry?"

Meng Po: "Haha, isn't this what I learned from the above, only a limited supply can cause a rush effect!"

Me: "......"

Director Feng on the side walked over, waved his hand at Meng Po and said, "Don't fool around, this is Lao Xuan's apprentice." ”

When Meng Po heard this, she was shocked: "It turns out that you are Brother Meng?"

Me: "What's the matter?"

Meng Po stepped forward and shook hands with me repeatedly: "Of course, the person who Lao Xuan personally selected to save the world, we are all counting on you!"

Me: "Save the world?"