I love my sister, and my sister loves me

At night, Ximending is brightly lit, and a graceful girl, young woman, and grandmother scratch their heads and shuttle through the group of men with shining-eyed eyes, looking for Prince Charming who can invite them to eat spicy hot.

Although, I also wonder why steak and seafood can't touch the hearts of these girls, but Malatang can.

It wasn't until five minutes ago that Little Wailing told me the truth.

Malatang, abbreviated as MTL, is called Ma*ke, Love, Tonight.

At this moment, it dawned on me that I had been thinking hard for many years, and I had self-righteously spent so much money on pickling girls (I didn't mean the three-year breakfast that gave the White Lotus, after all, I couldn't afford to send steak and seafood at that time), and it was not as good as the spicy tang with profound connotations on the street.

It's just that I don't know if there is such an artifact as Malatang in Taiwan.

None of this matters, though. Because through the allusion of Malatang, I have fully seen the essence of things through the appearance.

That is, picking up girls is not about how much money is spent, but only whether there is the right medicine.

This reminds me of the guy in our dorm room when I was in college.

That little brother is extremely ugly, he drives a broken Jetta all day long, and he has never been to a place where the per capita consumption is more than 50 yuan per capita, but the girlfriends around him have indeed changed and changed, and almost all the beautiful department flowers in every department in the entire college town have had an ambiguous relationship with him.

We were amazed.

After all, in this society where money is omnipotent, there will be so many girls who don't dislike him for being ugly and ugly, and they don't have it in their pockets, so they don't hesitate to follow him one after another, and they are still happy.

What's more, there is also a flower from the dance department who once ran downstairs to our dormitory at about six o'clock in the morning, and specially ran to wash the broken Jetta that would buzz as soon as it started, and he couldn't wait to drop the doors and windows when he took two steps.

I still remember vividly the words she said to me when I was trying to woo the woman for three months without success (the point is not what I chase her, the point is what she says!): "I am an artist's hand, not for rough work!"

Who would have thought that now she has actually fallen from a high-ranking artist to a car washer, and she is the kind who does not wear bikinis and does not charge.

I've asked my roommate more than once why these girls are so enthusiastic about him.

He sneered and explained to me, "Look at them circling around the back of my ass, sitting on my broken Jetta every day, and throwing off my BMW boyfriend." Eating a five-dollar breakfast with me is happier than eating a five-star hotel with other boys. Not only that, but they are all extremely filial, and they often care about my family when they have nothing to do. ”

Me: "Concerned about your family?"

Little brother: "Yes, almost all girls ask me a question when they are with me. ”

Me: "What?"

Little brother: "They will all ask me, why didn't you drive your father's Bugatti Veyron out today?"

Me: "......"

Just as I was squatting on the side of the street, looking at the delicate big white legs and stunned, Cao Yuchen, the third prince and Xiao Ai walked back to me with the wandering amnesiac brother.

Cao Yuchen shook his head at me, and said speechlessly: "The whole street has changed, and there is no bar that Brother Amnesia has an impression of, it seems that we have to give up this plan and go directly to the bathing city." ”

When I heard this, I hurriedly got up from the ground, rubbed my squatting sore knees, and shouted at them, "Without further ado, let's leave now!"

Xiao Ai rolled her eyes and said to me, "Where are you going?"

Me: "Haven't you heard of Lan Kwai Fong?"

Xiao Wai said speechlessly: "Silly X, Lan Kwai Fong is from Hong Kong!"

I smiled and retorted: "What do you know, Lan Kwai Fong is just a codename, just like a Guan-style bath, just a codename, it doesn't mean that the technician who bathed you is really from Dongguan." ”

Xiao Ai: "Yo, I didn't expect you to know a lot about being a little virgin?"

I took out the Durex that I had prepared a long time ago from my pocket, picked it up and raised it at Xiao Ai, and said with a smile: "Hmph, if you want to laugh, laugh at it, after tonight, see what you still laugh at me!"

"Hey, it's lame...... Brother Ercao, let me ask you a question, do you really like Xiao Ai?"

After hearing this, Cao Yuchen came to his senses as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, raised his right hand, and pointed to the heavens: "That's not good, I can swear to the Jade Emperor Lao'er!"

I waved my hand: "Come on, you call the Jade Emperor the Jade Emperor Lao'er, can you still use that oath?"

Cao Yuchen said excitedly: "Why don't you use it, you know, once our immortals swear an oath, if we don't keep the oath, we will be struck by lightning!

Me: "And that?"

Cao Yuchen: "What do you think? How can an immortal be so good! These are all rules specially formulated by Xiao Ai's brother in order to maintain the order of the fairy world!"

Me: "His brother is so good?"

Cao Yuchen: "Of course it's amazing, otherwise it can be called the way of heaven, you must know that the ninety-nine-eighty-one rules between heaven and earth are all set by him!"

Me: "Ninety-nine-eighty-one?

Cao Yuchen: "You don't know this?"

Me: "I don't know. ”

Cao Yuchen: "No wonder Brother Tiandao says every day that the world has fallen, and he wants to overthrow you ......"

Me: "What?"

Cao Yuchen saw that he had missed his mouth, so he hurriedly snorted three times, waved his hand at me and said: "It's nothing, anyway, now you don't abide by these rules in the world, but sometimes I envy you, how can it be like us immortals, who have worked hard to cultivate for hundreds of thousands of years, and finally got promoted, and still have to abide by these broken rules." Speaking of this, Cao Yuchen instantly opened the conversation box and complained to me freely.

From his mouth, I knew that being an immortal was not so comfortable, and there were more intricate rules to follow than we humans.

Even small things like spitting and littering are severely punished in the Heavenly Realm by deducting one year's spiritual power.

I looked down at the cigarette butts and beer bottles scattered all over the street, and smiled awkwardly, "If I said that these are also forbidden in the world, would you believe it?"

Cao Yuchen waved his hand: "Pull it down, I have also cultivated in the human world, you still want to bluff me?"

Me: "......"

Well, I admit that I can't compete with him, so I have to stop worrying about whether these complicated rules are unique to the heavenly realm or shared by people and gods, and bring the topic back to the beginning: "Actually, I just want to ask you why you like Xiao Ai, and you still have to call in front of her again and again, and you will go to the bathing city again and again, and you will find betel nut Shih Tzu for a while." ”

Cao Yuchen looked at me puzzled: "Does this have anything to do with me liking Xiao Ai?"

Me: "Of course, don't you think this will make her think you're ...... Is it very unfaithful?"

After hearing this, Cao Yuchen suddenly realized, and laughed: "This is the cultural difference! You must know that in our heavenly realm, it is normal for men to have fun, and most of the male immortals are three wives and four concubines, and there are groups of harems!"

Me: "Isn't it forbidden to fall in love in the heavenly realm?"

Cao Yuchen: "Don't listen to those folk rumors, they are all superstitions! Think about it, we immortals all have to live for many years, and we have nothing to do all day long, so what else is there to talk about except for love?"

I retorted: "No, Marshal Tianpeng teased Chang'e and was demoted to the mortal world, but everyone knows about it!"

Cao Yuchen: "Nonsense, he is molesting the Jade Emperor's junior son, and if he is demoted to the mortal world, it is all to give him face! If it is me, who dares to touch Lao Tzu's woman, it will definitely not be just a debasement to the mortal world, I will definitely reduce him to a dry bean!"

I'll go! You can say what you are drawing at me? Do I have a woman who moves you? I ...... Well, I've slept with your woman all day, and I've accidentally touched her thighs, OKOK, and buttocks, but the two of us really have a pure relationship between men and women!

Although, I also thought that if I waited for her appearance to become about eighteen years old, I might let go of that little bit of hypocritical moral conscience and take her down or something.

But, after all, she hasn't changed yet, has she? What do you mean by looking at me so aggressively?

Could it be that the demon turned me into a dried bean?

I'm a picky eater! My last favorite thing is beans, okay?

No, no, I shouldn't be like this, after all, Xiao Aike has never admitted that she is her woman!

I stopped retreating, sighed at him, and pretended to come to my senses, "Yes, I know why Xiao Ai doesn't like you." ”

After hearing this, Cao Yuchen immediately dispelled the idea of making me into dry fried beans, and asked anxiously, "Why?"

Me: "You think, Xiao Ai is the aura wandering in the world, and what she instills in her brain is the emotional rules of our world. You know, monogamy has been practiced in the world for hundreds of years, and this kind of thinking has already penetrated into her bone marrow, and you are going to pry her away now, take her to heaven, and put up with your three wives and four concubines in the future? Do you think she will agree?"

Cao Yuchen lowered his head and pondered for a while, then slapped his head suddenly: "Yes! Why didn't I think of this! It seems that I have to pretend that I only like her alone before I can win her heart!"

A minute later, I finally pulled my hand out of Cao Yuchen's iron palm with difficulty, and while rubbing the reddened fingers that were pinched by him, I smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, as long as you don't make me into dry fried beans, I'll be relieved." ”

Cao Yuchen patted me on the shoulder vigorously and said happily: "How come! Although you are my rival in love, you are a respectable rival who is willing to point out my shortcomings and share your advantages! When I marry Xiao Ai, I will definitely invite you to eat my wedding wine!"

After that, he walked in the direction of Xiao Wai without looking back.

I stood behind him and shouted, "Hey, why don't you go to Lan Kwai Fong?"

Cao Yuchen: "No, you have to go yourself!"

I shook my head helplessly, and had to follow him back to Xiao Wai's side.

When Xiao Ai saw us returning, he said angrily: "Didn't you go to Lan Kwai Fong's broken place?

Cao Yuchen scratched his head in embarrassment, and explained to Xiao Ai: "Xiao Ai, I'm not going, Brother Meng educated me deeply just now, and I also know that I didn't do well enough before, and I always treat you as an immortal, I already know that I have made a serious dogmatic mistake, from today onwards, I will correct it immediately!"

Xiao Ai: "Yo! Brother Meng still educates people? Tell me, what did he teach you?"

Cao Yuchen said righteously: "He taught me that from today onwards, I will no longer have evil thoughts about other women, and until I get married, I will pretend to like only you!"

Xiao Ai: "Pretend?"

Xiao Ai rushed at my fleeing back, and burst out with a high-decibel roar: "Zhang Meng, you get back for me!"