I always thought that at the age of eighteen years and more than three thousand six hundred and fifty days, I should be called an Oba wherever I went.

However, I never expected that in Taiwan, where everyone sells cute and tender clothes, I was actually regarded as an uncle.

It is understandable that a man with an obscene face like Cao Yuchen is regarded as an uncle. However, why stand by the side dryly, and I will be misunderstood if I don't say a word from beginning to end!

None of this is the problem, what really annoys me is that I am the only one in the crowd!

At this moment, the big man who rushed out of the betel nut shop surrounded me in the middle without saying a word, and shouted at me: "Fuck your mother!

I turned my head to look at Cao Yuchen, and before I knew it, he had moved to the position of the door, tiptoeing out step by step.

I spread my hands, pointed to Cao Yuchen, who was about to sneak out of the door, and said to the girl in the sailor suit: "Girl, you have to testify for me, I haven't said a word from beginning to end, it's the dead lame man at the door who is teasing you." ”

The sailor-suited girl took a sip and snorted coldly: "Although you didn't say it, you are more erotic than those who can only play tricks! I know that you are not a good person just now!

After hearing this, several big men clinged to me and surrounded me with a violent face.

I hurriedly raised my hands and said with a look of surrender: "Big brother, don't get me wrong, I admit that I watched it, but I definitely didn't look at it with squinting eyes!"

The first big man asked, "It's not lustful, what else can it be?"

I sighed, pretended to be profound, and said, "I'll tell you the truth, little brother, I have read countless breasts, and it is the first time I have seen someone like her who can see her feet through the collar, so I can't help but be curious, so I just looked at it twice." ”

After hearing this, the man at the head looked back at the girl in the sailor suit, and said angrily: "How many times have you told you that you have to put on the chest pad when you go to work, why do you forget it?"

The sailor girl pouted and complained reluctantly: "It's not the third brother, I have to take someone to the toilet at noon today, so vigorously, I have dropped someone's chest pad to the ground, and if it's dirty, how can I wear it." ”

The man in charge turned his head and glared at the other strong man on the side, and said angrily: "You want to die! You said don't fool around during working hours, but you just don't listen?

The man known as the third brother responded with an embarrassed face: "Big brother, I was wrong, didn't I watch a few films of the fourth brother in the morning, and I couldn't help it." ”

The man in charge: "What? You still watch movies during work hours? Fourth! Fourth! Where are you going? Get back to me!"

The fourth child who ran away from the back door saw the bag being caught, and hurriedly begged for mercy loudly: "Big brother! Don't blame me, these films were sent to Xiao Wu when he was chatting with others naked in the morning!"

After hearing this, the man in the lead jumped straight to his feet in place, and slapped a fierce chestnut on the head of the youngest man next to him: "You still dare to go to work and talk to people naked! It's really bold enough? I let you post more travel guide posts on the Internet, and deceive more mainland tourists to blackmail, it's better for you not to obediently give me a post, and actually go to find a girl to talk naked? Don't you know that we haven't opened here for three days? Are you all waiting to drink the northwest wind? If you can't get anyone, you all drink the northwest wind!"

Me: "What? blackmail?"

After hearing this, Cao Yuchen turned around and shouted, "What?"

Co-author Cao Yuchen looked up the strategy on the Internet for a long time, thinking that he had found the hottest betel nut Shih Tzu shop in Taiwan, and it turned out to be a fake post posted by the store itself on the Internet for a long time, specifically to deceive us mainland tourists who don't understand the market?

No, they are more hateful than those wine trays! Anyway, the bartender still asked us to have a meal and drink as a girl, although the sky-high menu in the end let us know that we were deceived, but the victims still enjoyed the process of eating and drinking.

And they are extremely hateful! In a few words, they began to call people out, and they insisted that we were molesting!

Forget it about flirting, after all, Cao Yuchen is also the first to exit, but what about me? Who am I going to reason with? If it weren't for the fact that I was in a hurry just now, I smashed the enemy's inner defense line through my three-inch incorruptible tongue, and let them mess up a pot of porridge, so that I accidentally leaked my mouth, maybe now Cao Yuchen has absconded in fear of crime, and I, a scum with zero combat effectiveness, would have been a scapegoat for being blackmailed!

It's a little scary to think about!

The young man covered his red and swollen forehead that was knocked by the eldest brother, and explained in a low voice: "That, little brother, we didn't mean that, my eldest brother said ......"

Cao Yuchen slammed away the crowd and stood up angrily: "It turns out that you deliberately set me up and want to blackmail me? The travel guide posts I read on the Internet two days ago were all made up by yourself?"

The young man blushed and explained, "Well, don't be angry with this guest, in fact, we ......"

The leader of the man slammed another chestnut on the young man's head, stared at us viciously, and said, "What can you do if we send it?

Cao Yuchen: "So, are you now more people bullying less?"

The man in charge: "It's just that there are more people and fewer people are bullying! What's the matter? I'm scared? I also told you, you molested our little sister today, don't want to go out of my store if you don't give you 18,000!"

After that, with a wave of his big hand, several big men found sharp weapons such as watermelon knives and baseball bats out of nowhere, and stared at us menacingly with them in their hands.

I took two steps back, distanced myself from the others, and said to them, "Big brothers, are you going to do it?"

The man in charge: "So what?"

I spread my hands: "It's not good to beat people, you know, now that you have injured people, the compensation for medical expenses is very expensive!"

The leader sneered, tossed the baseball bat in his hand, and said arrogantly: "Medical expenses?

Me: "What, don't you have to pay for medical treatment when you hurt someone?"

The leader man laughed: "Nonsense!"

I smirked, and said triumphantly, "Well, that's what you said, don't regret it!"

The bench shot, regardless of whether it hit him or not, I hid behind Cao Yuchen without looking back, pointed at the big man and said: "Dead lame, beat him to death! Anyway, you don't have to lose money!"

Cao Yuchen listened, rolled up his sleeves, laughed, pulled out the crutches behind his back and rushed to the crowd.

The few big men on the opposite side may have never seen someone like Cao Yuchen who came to participate in the battle on crutches like this, and they were stunned on the spot for a while.

But Cao Yuchen couldn't care so much about it, so he raised his crutches and swept over with a scorching wind.

After a while, all the big men who had not come back to their senses were already lying on the ground, covering the swollen bags on their heads one by one, wailing non-stop.

Just kidding, the legend of people block killing, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha's Lyon brand Little Lyon's flying knife has not been able to hurt this dead lame man, those watermelon knives and baseball bats in your hands, in his eyes, are they not like children's toys?

I stood where I was, and spread my hands at the big men on the ground: "I can't even beat a cripple, so I'm embarrassed to learn to come out and slander people?"

After hearing this, Cao Yuchen reluctantly shouted at me: "You are a dead cripple, your whole family is a dead cripple, and the whole community is a dead cripple!"

Me: "You've only been with us for a few days, if you don't learn what is good or bad, this mantra has been learned by you!" After that, he sighed at him: "Alas, the world is very evil, Daxian, you better go back to heaven as soon as possible, otherwise when you become as dirty as us, it is estimated that if you go back, you will be convicted of immorality and dismissed!"

Cao Yuchen snorted coldly, pouted and said, "Don't try to fool Lao Tzu, if Xiao Ai doesn't go with me for a day, I won't go back to heaven for a day!"

Xiao Ai was waiting anxiously at the door, and happened to push the door in, and when she heard Cao Yuchen's words, she rolled her eyes and said, "Yes, then you probably won't be able to go back in this life." After speaking, he stepped forward and took my hand, and asked delicately: "Brother Meng, what's the matter? Is this betel nut poisonous? Why did you eat so many people?"

I looked at the crutches in Cao Yuchen's hand that were still glowing slightly, hurriedly brushed away Xiao Wai's hand, and said seriously: "Don't pull and pull, there are still people." With that, he snorted at the sailor-suited girl with her mouth open and a surprised expression.

Xiao Ai turned his head, looked at the girl in the sailor suit, and immediately came to his senses, and couldn't stop praising him: "Ouch! It's so beautiful! It's pure and seductive, and it's cute and charming! It's really the best!"

The sailor girl in the sailor suit was praised by Xiao Ai abruptly, and looked a little overwhelmed, and instinctively wanted to say thanks, but then looked at the big men lying on the ground around her, and found that this occasion seemed to be inappropriate to say this kind of words, so she had to stand crampedly in place, embarrassed.

Xiao Ai: "Don't get excited, I'm not talking about you, it's the clothes on your body." After speaking, he stepped forward and tugged left and right on her uniform and said, "Where did you buy this dress? I will also buy one when I go back, and I will stage a pure temptation for our brother in the evening." After speaking, he turned around and threw a flying kiss at me, and said in a snort: "Brother Meng, you said that I picked up this girl, can I wear this dress to you?"

Without saying a word, I picked up my pants and ran out the door.

Behind me, Cao Yuchen limped after me with a glittering cane and shouted, "You calf!