Chapter 3: Have a good time first
After speaking, Fang Zheng raised his legs and was about to leave.
The system said lightly: "Don't worry, although you don't have any skills, you are also a Buddha." Other Buddhas can hold the Buddha country in their hands, and it's no problem for you to keep a loach fish in your palm. Other Buddhas extinguish the red dust at a glance, and it's no problem for you to put a fire to keep warm......"
When Fang Zheng heard this, not only was he not happy, but his face darkened: "You mean, my Buddha can only do one-ten-thousandth of other Buddhas?"
The system said: "More than that. ”
Fang Zheng was surprised and said, "Can we do more?"
The system said: "Don't get me wrong, I mean not so much, only less, if you want to count, about one trillion, maybe less." ”
Fang Zheng stomped his foot: "Don't do it!
"If you don't do it, you can do it, if you don't do it, the lone wolf they must come with me. Otherwise, no one will take care of these spirits, and I don't feel at ease. I'm here to ferry people, not to kill. The system said.
Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "Where are you taking them?"
The system said: "Go to the Earth Immortal Realm, when you get there, although they are spirits, but the spirits of the Earth Immortal Realm are all small and excellent meat stewed in a pot for eating meat." So, they can't make any waves...... The squirrel is so fat, I can still sell it for a good price. ”
Fang Zheng scolded: "Fuck your uncle! With me here, don't you want to take them away!"
The system asked, "Then don't you deserve this Buddha?"
Fang Zheng hurriedly picked up the gold medal, put it directly around his neck, and said, "Fuck your mother!"
System: "So do you do it or not...... Stop talking. ”
The system suddenly came back to his senses, he couldn't answer this, and no matter how he took it, his mother would suffer.
Fang Zheng said: "I've become a Buddha, and I don't have anything to do with you, shouldn't you go?"
The system said, "Yes...... Hey, it's time to go. ”
When Fang Zheng heard this, his steps slowed down, and he seemed to be a little reluctant to say, "Really go?"
The system shouted, "It's time to go, but I'm not leaving, what can you do to me?!"
Fangzheng: "You are paralyzed!"
The system said: "You don't scold people, you provoke me, I'll get the thunder back for you." I've finally stopped cursing you, and you can't cut off my merits. ”
Fang Zheng snorted and said, "I've been holding back for two years, you have to let me get over it......, right?" Well, at least don't scold in front of outsiders. ”
System: "......"
"The system. ”
"Huh?"
"Your uncle!"
System: "......"
"The system!"
"What are you doing?!"
"You idiot!"
System: "......"
"The system?"
System: "Not in the service area. ”
"You're paralyzed ......"
System: "Dead bald donkey, don't force me! I'll curse too!"
"Amitabha, you scold, after scolding, let's go to hell together. Fang Zheng said with a relaxed face.
System: "......"
……
Fang Zheng, who finally won a handful of mouths, was in a happy mood, but when he entered the Buddhist hall and looked at the jade girl in red, his heart was sad.
Anyway, Fang Zheng is also a young man with strong blood, young and vigorous, how can he not want a girl?
Even if he became a Buddha, he never felt that he was a Buddha!
He has practiced all the way, and he has never regarded himself as a master, and what he has always thought about is to return to the vulgar, marry a wife, have children, and have children and grandchildren......
Now that I have become a Buddha, I can't marry a daughter-in-law again.
Fang Zheng estimated that if he waited for another ten years, those sons of the little ones ran all over the ground, what about him?
Fang Zheng looked at the lone wolf, squirrel, monkey, salted fish and so on in the yard, and cursed in his heart: "What kind of thing is this...... The gap is too big!"
A clever Fang Zheng came back to his senses, looked at the young man who had warmed up in front of him, and smiled: "Can you tell me why you don't dare to go down the mountain?"
The young man leaned closer to the fire, shrunk into a ball, and warmed himself, then bowed his head and said, "I'm afraid that they will arrest me back, that place is too terrible, it is not a place for people to stay at all." That's the modern version of Auschwitz! It's full of devils, no one!"
Speaking of this, the boy kept shivering, and his hands trembled like chaff......
"Lost Buddha!" Fang Zheng shouted a Buddha horn.
The young man's heart rang like a bell, and like a breeze blowing, all the panic dissipated at once and calmed down.
Fang Zheng said: "Don't be afraid, although the small temple of the poor monk is not big, the demons and monsters still can't enter." ”
The young man looked at Fang Zheng gratefully and said, "Master, please, let me stay." It's okay to be a monk, but if not, you can let me stay and sweep the floor. You see, you've got snow all over the ground, and if I clean it up, I promise that not a single snowflake will be left!"
Fang Zheng smiled and shook his head: "Poor monks don't accept apprentices. ”
The young man said in disbelief, "What about them?"
Fang Zheng said: "They, that's the door when the opportunity comes." ”
"I can too, master, please, take me as an apprentice!" the boy knelt on the ground and was about to kowtow.
Fang Zheng waved his hand, and the young man was surprised to find that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't kneel, and he couldn't knock this head.
Nowadays, although Fang Zheng is not a Buddha, he has many small magical powers, which are also easy to come by, and there is no longer any need to try his luck.
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Okay, don't kneel at every turn." No matter what others think, the poor monks don't prosper this monastery. ”
The young man said, "Master, please, leave me." ”
Fang Zheng saw that the young man's emotions began to get excited again, and as if there was a magic barrier in his heart, he was obviously very afraid of something, and he wanted to say it, but every time it came to his mouth, he didn't dare to say it. It was as if he had a powerful ghost hanging over his head and would bite him at any moment.
Fang Zheng knew that this kid was really frightened, and it was inconvenient to ask more questions at this time, let him calm down first.
Moreover, according to Dr. Yang's words, the child's parents will soon go up the mountain, and when the time comes, the child's emotions should be much calmer in the face of their parents.
So Fang Zheng said: "Donor, what do you call it?"
The young man was stunned for a moment, then thought for a while before saying, "My name is Yanagi. ”
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "Pure heart, take Lord Liu to find a place to stay at the bottom of the mountain for one night." ”
As soon as he heard that he was going to the bottom of the mountain, the young man was so frightened that he knelt down, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and tears flowed down his nose and tears, and cried out: "Master, you can't send me down the mountain! Don't send me down the mountain...... I beg you, you let me be on the mountain, please......"
This scene startled both Fang Zheng and the red boy, and the lone wolf, salted fish, squirrel, and monkey who were originally playing around also surrounded them.