Chapter 2: The Most Frustrated Buddha in History
Fang Zheng looked at Yang Cheng in surprise, he didn't expect this bandit-like guy to be really a doctor!
"Master, don't believe him, he's a devil!, they're all devils!" cried the child behind him.
Yang Cheng said: "Hey...... turned out to be a very good child, but later he was obsessed with the Internet, and his family didn't let him go, and he gradually went crazy. When I went to our hospital for treatment, it had some effect, but I didn't expect it to make such a fuss. ”
Fang Zheng returned the business card to Yang Chengdao: "Since you have been treated for so long, and it only has some effects, it is better to let him stay with the poor monk." The poor monk asked himself if his medical skills were okay......"
As soon as these words came out, Yang Cheng was dumbfounded, Fang Zheng said that his medical skills were okay?
Yang Cheng didn't dare to say that his medical skills were just right, so Fang Zheng had to teach people. But he understands one thing, this kid must not stay!
But how to snatch people from Fangzheng's hands?
There were two other people who came with Yang Cheng, one was more burly, with a beard that looked fierce and vicious, and the other looked slightly quiet, with a split head and a shiny face, put it decades ago, that was the standard traitor style!
The burly man is named Cheng Kui, and the traitor-shaped man is named Li Shu, both of whom are the same as doctors in the Fourth Hospital of Yuancheng.
What's different is that Cheng Kui was obviously a little impatient, and whispered in Yang Cheng's ear: "Do you want to?"
didn't say anything about the back, Yang Cheng immediately shouted: "What do you want, don't call the hospital, I'm in charge of this matter, since Abbot Fangzheng wants to educate the child, then let the child stay." ”
Cheng Kui was obviously stunned.
Li Shu on the side said: "Brother Yang is right, Abbot Fangzheng's medical skills are famous at home and abroad, since he wants to make a move, let him treat it." If we're all right, let's go...... It's too cold on the mountain. ”
Before Cheng Kui came back to his senses, Yang Cheng pulled him, one didn't stand firm, he was pulled and turned around, and then he saw a big silver-white wolf like a cow galloping across the snow, holding a rope in his mouth, and a big stone one person high was tied behind the rope!
There was a monkey standing on the stone, and the monkey was holding a stick in his hand and shouting, "Senior brother, run faster......! What's so awesome about their people on the beach being able to surf? We can wash the snow!"
Seeing this scene, although it was winter and the cold wind was biting, Cheng Kui still had a row of cold sweat on his head instantly, swallowed his saliva and said, "Hmm...... Let's go down, it's too cold. ”
After speaking, the three of them hurriedly bowed to each other and saluted: "Master, then don't bother, let's go first, and notify the parents of the children by the way." If they're okay, you're going to have to bother. ”
There was nothing wrong with this, and Fang Zheng couldn't see anything, folded his hands together, and said with a smile: "The three donors will go slowly, and the poor monks will not send it." ”
"No, no......" the three of them hurriedly waved their palms and shouted.
Then the three of them rushed to the people, and the speed of the descent was significantly faster than when they went up.
After the three of them left, the squirrel jumped onto Fang Zheng's shoulder and asked curiously, "Master, who are the three people just now?"
Fang Zheng asked rhetorically, "What do you think?"
The squirrel tilted his head and said without thinking, "It's not like a good person." ”
"Oh, why do you say that?" asked Fang Zheng.
The squirrel shook his head and said, "I don't know, it's not like a good person anyway." It's like, I know that snakes are going to steal my nest, and I know they're not good people when I see them. ”
Fang Zheng nodded slightly and said, "That's right, wolves can always distinguish dogs from wolves, it's instinct." ”
The squirrel nodded thoughtfully, and then shouted, "Senior brother, do you think those three people just now are good or bad?"
The lone wolf raised his head and said in a daze: "It's not bad!"
Fang Zheng's old face darkened, and he shouted, "Get out of here and fetch water!"
The lone wolf looked aggrieved, but he still went to fetch water.
The work of fetching water used to be a little troublesome for lone wolves. But today, the job of fetching water is not bad for a lone wolf who is very energetic because he has no she-wolf. So this guy went to fetch water......
Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone, opened the vibrato short video, and silently wrote under the speech of an entrepreneur surnamed Ma with a new number: "It turns out that wolves can't distinguish the dogs in the wolf pack, they can only be the same two as dogs!"
After writing, Fang Zheng put away his mobile phone, ignoring the various scoldings that flashed out quickly......
After packing everything up, Fang Zheng looked back and saw that the child was still standing under the tree and had not left.
Fang Zheng smiled: "This little donor, why don't you leave?"
The child trembled, and his teeth chattered, and said, "Master...... I...... Can't. Down...... They're going to get me. ”
Fang Zheng snapped his fingers, a flame burned on the snow, the child looked at Fang Zheng in surprise, and exclaimed, "Are you really an immortal?"
Fang Zheng shook his head slightly, Immortal Buddha?
Damn, he just wants to scold his mother now!
Bullshit fairy, bullshit Buddha!
Thinking back to the beginning, in order to solve the dilemma of the dragon girl, he committed suicide by jumping off a cliff, and completed the ultimate test of the system under various coincidences, thus becoming the Buddha in the mouth of the system.
And this so-called Buddha is not the kind of powerful man who thinks that he has a Buddha country in his palm, incarnates hundreds of millions, and crosses thousands of worlds.
The image of that time flashed through my mind......
"Ding! Congratulations on completing the final trial and becoming a Buddha and an ancestor!"
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was immediately overjoyed and said, "Really? Then I am a Buddha now?"
The system said, "Yes!"
Fang Zheng said excitedly: "Then what can I do, can I make all the bad people in the world be punished?"
The system said, "No!"
Fang Zheng was dumbfounded and asked, "Then what can I do?"
The system said: "You have to understand, whether it is a Buddha or a god, you need to use your vitality to exert your supernatural powers, and the vitality of your world can fade out of a bird, what else do you think you can do?"
Fang Zheng's old face darkened and said, "Then you mean, my Buddha is useless?"
The system said: "No. ”
Fang Zheng said: "Then what can I do?"
System: "Ding! Congratulations on getting a Buddha card!"
Fang Zheng looked at the golden Buddha card that suddenly appeared in his arms, and no matter how he looked at it, it looked like the kind of golden sign hanging at the door of a certain company......
Fang Zheng asked with a dark face, "What's the use of this?"
The system said: "It's useless, just give you a medal, and put it in the house to see if it's okay." ”
Founder: "......"
Bang dang!
Fang Zheng threw the Buddha card on the ground and shouted: "Don't do it! I'm going to do it anymore! I'm going to return to the world! Haven't I become a Buddha? Can't I return to the world? Lao Tzu is no longer doing it! Lao Tzu is going down the mountain! Whoever you love to be this Buddha, who will be this Buddha!"