Although the foreign Taoist priest usually likes to pretend to be B when he has nothing to do, he is blind and finds a girlfriend who affects our appetite all day long.

However, in fact, he is a typical new youth in society with a bit of male chauvinism.

As a foreigner, practicing among the group of black-eyed and yellow-skinned Taoist priests, I know the bumpy and bumpy road with my nose. However, the strong self-esteem of the foreign Taoist priest has caused him to be indomitable, and only now can he successfully inherit the mantle of his cheap master and the uncle.

However, men with such excessive self-esteem often become militants because of a strong sense of self-preservation.

Everything can't allow others to poke at his pain points, otherwise it will explode instantly, which also leads to his regretful character of demolishing people's houses and people's desperate efforts at every turn.

Coupled with the fact that he usually speaks five or six times, and his mouth is open-mouthed, many unnecessary conflicts arise because of him.

However, all of this did not make me feel that he was a cheat. Most of the time, it's just a little fun to our idle life.

To this day, his phrase "I.am.from.China!" of the appearance.

I felt deep remorse.

With such a friend, it's hard not to die!

After hearing the broken English of the foreign priest, the tengu suddenly discovered our true identity.

So, with a sinister smile on his face, a mist of blood rose around us, slowly enveloping us. A pungent smell of blood permeated the surroundings, and this feeling was as disgusting as eating three catties of pork offal raw.

As if facing a great enemy, the foreign Taoist priest hurriedly stuffed the god speed talisman into his trousers, held a peachwood sword, pinched the trick and recited a spell, and stared at the tengu who came slowly with a nervous expression.

And the third prince was still carrying the drunken thirteen princesses on his back at this time, and he was hesitating whether to put her down so as to help the foreign Taoist priest.

Xiao Ai took the opportunity to complain: "Dog, don't you think there is no fight scene for you, this opportunity has come, and it is a hard stubble." ”

After hearing this, the foreign Taoist priest turned around and gave us a wry smile, pretending to be B and said: "No problem, leave it to me to solve, you don't want to steal the show!"

All of us hurriedly retreated 20 meters, took out the food we had just packed, sat on the ground, and watched the battle for a long time.

Tengu: "You are Taoist priests from China?"

The foreign Taoist priest threw a sword flower in the air and replied, "That's right, it's us!"

Tengu shouted, "Okay!" and then threw himself on all fours and towards the foreign priest.

The speed of the foreign priest wearing the five-speed shoes increased greatly, and he dodged the pounce of the tengu with one rollover. He pulled out a thunder talisman and threw it at Tengu's back.

A burst of lightning flashed, and the thunder talisman slammed into Tengu's body.

The tengu wailed, rolled on the ground, and rushed up again.

The foreign Taoist priest changed the soup without changing the medicine, and once again used his speed advantage to dodge its attack, and another fire talisman flew over, this time almost burning Tengu's eyebrows.

In this way, the tengu attacked again and again, and was repelled again and again by foreign priests.

After a dozen rounds of back-and-forth, all of us gradually became less interested. It seems that this battle, which was originally thought to be quite threatening, is going to go on so one-sidedly. Although the attack power of the foreign priest is only 5, the tengu has 100 HP. But if it goes on like this, it will only take some time at most. After all, Tengu's attack was a little powerless in front of the five-speed shoes equipped with the Home Guard.

While calmly dodging the attack of the tengu, the foreign priest said triumphantly: "What tengu, it's nothing more than that." With that, he used his peachwood sword to slash a bloody streak on the tengu's stomach.

The tengu was so angry that he squatted on the ground and whimpered for a while, when he suddenly burst out with a wolf howl mixed with tyranny, blood, slaughter, and undying, and then his body skyrocketed, and his long fangs and sharp claws reflected in the moonlight, making people shiver uncontrollably.

Tengu licked his claws and said hoarsely, "Interesting! It's been a long time since anyone forced me to use my real skills! Today is your death!"

After that, he actually stood up and looked at the foreign Taoist priest with a playful expression.

I was amazed, "Where is this tengu, is it clearly the legendary werewolf?"

After the transformation, the speed of the tengu skyrocketed, and in an instant, he rushed to the foreign Taoist priest, grabbed him, held him in the air, licked his mouth, and stared at the foreign Taoist priest.

That look is like looking at flesh and bones.

The foreign Taoist priest struggled to take out a spirit talisman from the air, and he didn't care about posing at this time, and threw it all towards the tengu.

However, this time, the tengu seemed to have thicker skin and thicker flesh, and the crackling spirit rune seemed to tickle, which actually only made the tengu let out a pleasant moan.

Immediately, Tengu kicked his legs hard, grabbed the foreign Taoist priest and jumped up more than 10 meters high, rounded his arms, and smashed the foreign Taoist priest straight to the ground.

Seeing this, the third prince made a gesture to put down the thirteen princesses and stepped forward to help.

At this time, the foreign Taoist priest lying on the ground slowly raised his hand and shouted: "Don't come here! I'll solve it myself!" Then, after wiping a handful of nosebleeds, he stood up from the ground again, and shouted: "Hammer (little rabbit cub)! Grandpa is going to play (make) you into a dog meat hot pot today (today), and stew (stew and eat)!"

With that, he sprinkled the talisman on his body into the air, and the talisman in the sky emitted colorful light like fireworks, and then flew towards the tengu like a monkey.

Anyway, after the transformation, the tengu has entered a state close to the speed of light, and it is very casual to flip and dodge to dissolve all the spells in the sky.

The foreign priest was stunned for a moment, and the tengu once again perched on and kicked him out.

The foreign priest struggled to get up, spat out a stream of blood, and stared at the tengu viciously.

Tengu laughed wildly, and the blood mist on his body became thicker and thicker. "What else do you have to do, use them all!"

I turned to the third prince and said anxiously, "Hurry up and help, what are you waiting for!"

The third prince scratched his head in embarrassment: "However, the dog won't let me go." ”

Me: "If he doesn't let you go, you won't go? Why are you so obedient! Do you really want to collect his body?"

Xiao Ai on the side interjected: "What are you worried about, are you afraid that no one will pick up soap for you in the future?"

Me: "......"

Xiao Wai: "Don't worry, don't look at the tengu so powerful, the dogs are all skin injuries, and they don't get in the way." ”

Before I could finish speaking, the foreign priest was kicked into the air by the tengu again, and fell straight towards us, and fell hard beside me.

I asked worriedly, "Dog, are you okay?"

Foreign Taoist: "You don't know how to pick me up?"

Me: "Looks like he's fine." ”

Foreign Taoist: "I'm like this, do I still look like I'm fine?"

Xiao Ai: "You can still play tricks, of course it's okay." ”

The foreign Taoist priest was speechless and said: "This grandson is too powerful, I can't beat him, hurry up and help me." ”

Xiao Ai: "Who was so high-spirited just now that he didn't let us interfere, for fear that we would steal the camera." ”

Foreign Taoist: "The point is, if I am beaten like this, no matter how many shots there are, it will be a shame." ”

Xiao Ai: "Forget it, grandma, I'm in a good mood today, help you." ”

"Brother Meng, send him your Stygian Coin and let him pretend to be forced once. ”

I was surprised, "Can you still send it to him?"

Xiao Ai: "The thirteen princesses are fine, why can't he?"

I turned my head to look at the foreign Taoist priest, and took advantage of the fire to rob and said, "Then the money I owe you?"

The foreign Taoist gritted his teeth: "Excuse me!"

Me: "However, I think my salary is a little too low. ”

The foreign Taoist priest glared at me fiercely: "Double!"

Me: "Also, it's too ...... to be treated if you only eat it."

Foreign Taoist: "The food is bought by the thirteenth princess, don't bluff me!"

I scratched my head: "Okay, it's useless for me to keep it anyway, I'll give it to you." ”

Immediately afterwards, a dazzling light came from inside the iPad, enveloping the foreign Taoist priest with a blue nose and swollen face.

With a cup of tea, the mana of five thousand dark coins was all transferred to him.

The foreign Taoist priest was radiant again, and smiled smugly at the tengu: "Hot pot!