We waited for a group of people to leave the Ashiya family, and left behind the Abe family's few disobedient people. Hooked shoulders together and found a restaurant to celebrate.

At the wine table, Abe's eyes were blurred, and he frequently toasted me, with a lot of momentum to get himself drunk and give me a chance.

Xiao Wai on the side suggested that everyone play a guessing game together, and she would solve the question, and the big guy would take turns to answer, and the one who couldn't answer would have to punish himself.

Originally, I thought this was a game that would be beneficial to me, after all, with my IQ, I still have a sense of superiority in this group of stupid and cute people.

But that's not what I thought.

It's clear that the game that Xiao Ai is proposing is aimed at me. It seems that she wants to get me drunk and not give Abe a chance.

Xiao Ai asked the foreign Taoist priest: "How many suns are in the sky?"

The foreign priest replied, "One." ”

Xiao Ai asked the third prince again: "How many months is bright in the sky?"

Third Prince: "One." ”

When it was my turn, Xiao Ai asked, "How many stars are in the sky?"

Me: "......"

Damn! I'll drink it!

Xiao Ai continued to ask, "How many heads does the centipede have?"

Foreign Taoist: "One." ”

"How many eyes do you have?"

Third Prince: "Two." ”

When it was my turn, I hurriedly said, "Don't ask the centipede how many legs it has!"

Xiao Ai snorted coldly and asked me, "Is there anything else I can't ask?"

I thought about it for a moment and added, "As long as it's about numbers, you can't ask." ”

Xiao Ai: "The centipede has a total of thirty-four legs, which one is the first to walk?"

Rub and drink again!

Xiao Ai then asked: "How many palaces are there in the underworld?"

Foreign Taoist: "10 halls"

"How many floors are there?"

Third Prince: "18 floors." ”

Xiao Ai looked at me and asked with a sinister expression, "Is there anything else you can't ask this time?"

I thought for a moment and said, "You can't ask about numbers, and you can't ask which leg you take when you're locked in." ”

"What's the name of the people on each floor?"

Keep drinking!

Xiao Ai smiled and said, "Go on?"

I interjected, "Ask me first!"

Xiao Ai: "Okay, winter melon, pumpkin, and watermelon can be eaten, so what melon can't be eaten?"

Me: "Pumpkin!"

Xiao Ai: "Is there a pumpkin?"

Me: "......"

The foreign Taoist priest gloated: "Drink, what are you waiting for!"

Me: "It's like you know!" You answer this question, and I'll drink it!"

The foreign Taoist priest looked at me playfully: "Fools can't eat it." ”

Me: "A fool is a melon?"

Foreign Taoist: "If you have melons, forget it." ”

Well, I drink!

Xiao Ai: "Come again!"

I was speechless and said, "No, I'll just drink." ”

With that, he stood up and drank the bottle in his hand.

......

That night, I was drunk, Abe was drunk, and the foreign priest was also drunk. Even the thirteenth princess, who rarely drinks alcohol, was drunk. Only the sober third prince was left to clean up the mess.

If it weren't for his body being able to be affected by alcohol, I guess he would have been drunk.

The drunken thirteenth princess lay quietly on the side, her face flushed, and even hair leaked from the bottom of her little skirt...... The fluffy tail is very cute.

The third prince hurriedly stepped forward, covered the slender legs of the thirteenth princess with his coat, and glared at us angrily: "Look at what, look at me and arrest you all!"

Old pervert: "If you don't let us see it, you can touch it yourself!"

The third prince looked embarrassed: "What nonsense!"

Old pervert: "Then what are you doing with your hands on people's butts?"

Third Prince: "I...... I'm here to block it for him, to prevent you from peeping!"

"Come on, let's see, let's see the one next door, okay!" The old pervert pointed to Abe Shuang, who was also lying on the side, and said with a disdainful expression.

I turned my head to look, and her sleeping position was very tempting.

Abe Shuang, who was reclining on the sofa, the buttons of his shirt had been unconsciously broken, leaking a pair of crisp breasts that attracted reverie, and the skirt was rubbed against the waist at some point, and a pair of black lace underwear was undoubtedly leaking.

I took my breath, wiped the saliva from my mouth, and stood up and walked over to her.

Xiao Ai: "What's the matter, she's drunk, your chance has come, right?"

I looked innocent and said, "I just want to help her get her clothes in order." ”

Xiao Ai: "Are you distressed when she leaves?"

Me: "Can you please stop being so unreasonable?" ”

Xiao Ai: "Can't!"

Me: "Okay, you win. With that, I ignored them, turned around and walked into the corner, and sat down with the foreign priest.

When the foreign priest saw me coming, a bear hug hugged me in his arms.

I was horrified, "No! I'm not good at that." ”

The foreign priest let me go, and stared at me with straight eyes, and I was horrified to see me.

Suddenly, the priest took my hand and started crying. With a handful of snot and tears, he poured out his bitterness to me.

Foreign Taoist: "Brother Meng, do you know, sometimes, I really don't want to live anymore. ”

I looked puzzled and said, "Ah, what's wrong?"

The foreign Taoist priest looked at me seriously: "You tell the truth, am I handsome?"

Me: "Okay." ”

The foreign Taoist priest was surprised: "It's okay?"

"Well, it's handsome. Seeing the reluctant expression of the foreign Taoist, I had to reluctantly add: "Anyway, it's more handsome than me." ”

The foreign Taoist priest said sadly: "You are really so kind, more handsome than you?"

I nodded speechlessly.

Who knows, the foreign Taoist priest actually howled and cried, and the cry was heartbreaking, as if his father and mother had died.

Adversity...... I don't have a mom or dad, and I don't know if that's the right way to describe it.

In short, he cried very sadly.

"Who else in this world will be more handsome than me?"

I was ashamed: "You think too much. ”

"I wish I was overthinking. Every day I say to myself, you're ugly, you're not handsome at all. ”

Me: "......"

"But every day, when I stand in front of the mirror and look at my face, I know that I can't lie to myself like that anymore. The foreign Taoist priest wiped the snot that was about to run into his mouth with his cuffs, and continued to lament: "I have to face my handsomeness, but it's really difficult to do this!"

Me: "What's so hard about that?"

The foreign Taoist priest glanced at me: "If you look like this, of course you don't understand my pain." You know, every time I'm walking down the street and people are looking at me, I'm afraid they'll find out where I came from. After all, with such a handsome face as me, I know at a glance that it is the reincarnation of Zhong Kui, how can you make me embarrassed!"

Me: "I think it's easier to be misunderstood than you are." ”

The foreign Taoist priest ignored me and continued to cry: "Do you know how many times I want to have plastic surgery." ”

I wondered, "What's the hell?"

"I don't know, so I'm ...... Only...... Just be handsome wherever you are!"

Me: "Rub!"

The foreign Taoist stared at me for ten seconds, and then said, "For example, it's good to be like you!

Me: "!"

......

By the time everyone left the restaurant, it was already the middle of the night.

We supported each other, hummed little tunes, and paced down the empty streets, laughing and laughing uncontrollably.

At this time, the thirteenth princess on the back of the third prince pointed to the distance and said, "Look at that person, he looks like a dog!"

We looked at it, and a figure of Sisuo in the distance stood there stunned.

Foreign Taoist: "Really, Wangcai, come on!"

A dark shadow in the distance heard the sound and walked slowly towards us.

I looked at it and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and I was completely drunk.

Xiao Wai couldn't help but exclaim: "I'll go!

The dog, no, the man....... Oh, that's not right.

To be exact, the monster, which looked like a man and a dog, gradually came out of the shadows and came to us.

It had a pair of piercing fangs, and its eyes glowed green at night.

When Abe Shuang saw it, his hairs immediately stood up, shrunk tightly behind my back, and whispered, "Oh no, it's a tengu!

Me: "Tengu?" is the one who eats the moon?"

Xiao Wai: "It's the Howling Dog that eats the moon, not it." ”

Me: "So what is it?"

Xiao Ai: "Legend has it that one of the most powerful demons in all of Japan. ”

I slapped my head and sighed, "I'm going to die this time." ”

Tengu looked at a few of us, and then asked in a hoarse voice, "How many of you are Taoist priests from China?"

The foreign Taoist priest stood up, accompanied by a smiling face, and said: "No, no, no, you recognize the wrong person, just look at my appearance, you know that we are from England." ”

Tengu tilted his head, thought for a while, and said, "Okay, I recognized the wrong person. Let's go. ”

So, we held our breath, moved our broken steps, and slowly walked into the distance.

"Wait!" Tengu yelled at our backs.

I was in a cold sweat behind my back, standing stupidly in place, at a loss.

Foreign Taoist: "What's the matter, Wangcai?"

"You lied to me! Why did the British speak Chinese to me?"

Foreign Taoist: "That's because you asked me in Chinese!"

Tengu: "Oh...... where.are.u.from?”

The foreign Taoist priest whispered to us with a happy face: "I will! I learned this sentence when I was a child!" After saying that, he turned his head to the tengu and replied calmly: "I.am.from.China!"