26, one flower, one world
If you are not afraid of a long queue, you are afraid of a thick queue.
The situation now is that the queues are long, thick, and irregular in thickening......
"Well, I think there's something wrong with this queuing mechanism. After thinking for a long time with the note in his hand, Chen Xu expressed his opinion steadily.
Ding Sheng and the three of them all put on an expression that you only know now, as if to say, once upon a time, there was a couple named Fool and Fool, and then Fool cried very sadly in front of the grave, do you know why?
Because stupid to death.
"Little brother, do you want to buy a number?" At this time, a strange creature walking upright leaned up and whispered to Ding Sheng, "No. 26, it will be here soon." ”
Ha, where there are really people, there are rivers and lakes, where there are rivers and lakes, there are trades, and where there are trades, there are scalpers.
"Amitabha, donor, Buddhism is a pure place, isn't it appropriate to talk about trading?" Ding Sheng immediately clasped his hands together, and the spirit of the play possessed his body.
Scalpers can make a living in society, relying on a pair of good eyes, and in the dark he felt that the young man in front of him was a little not simple, and immediately stopped pestering and began to find the next buyer.
"What now?" Lu Yao asked.
"Let's go to the front and see if there are any classmates. "Ding Sheng can see clearly, there is a flood of queues here, you also plug in, I will also plug in, when will I get home?
If you can't plug them, join them, this is an eternal law.
The remaining three were noncommittal.
Just do it, Ding Sheng crossed the human wall, came to the front and looked around, and really let him see an acquaintance.
"Xu Jian, look here, how many numbers do you have?" Ding Sheng waved his hand and shouted.
"I'm number 21. Xu Jian waved the note in his hand in response.
Seeing that he was about to shout to the 21st, Ding Sheng hurriedly said, "How many of you are there?"
"I'm alone, come here. "In the end, it is a classmate, Xu Jian is very refreshing.
He is one of the most well-known scumbags in Class 10, and he only scored seven points in chemistry last time, but he didn't expect the Buddha to be very positive, and he thought it was very wise.
Ding Sheng beckoned the three of them over, and Lu Yao was surprised: "You must have gotten up early to get such a high number, right?"
I just don't know how people who get up so early during the holidays can have such bad grades.
"I bought it from a scalper!" Xu Jian flicked his number and said beautifully.
Belch...... Look away.
In the end, it is a high-wealth student who pays a large amount of school choice fees, and it is not bad for money.
At this time, the two little novices guarding the door shouted in unison: "Please enter the temple on the 21st." ”
"It's us. Xu Jian took Ding Sheng and stepped forward and handed over the note.
Xiao Shami glanced at the note, stopped at the door and saluted: "Amitabha, donor, there is only one person marked on your number. ”
What the!
Is there such a thing?
Ding Sheng took the note and looked at it, and the words "one person" were clearly visible on it.
And Chen Xu's note did have four people written on it.
It seems that this mechanism is not all problems, at least the number of people is marked.
The ones who disrupt the order are those passers-by who completely ignore the facts and fill in the number of people.
"Little Master, you are in love, there is a Buddha who said: A flower is a world, and a leaf is the same. Since a flower has a world, and a leaf is a statue, so what's wrong with one person being five people?"
After talking about it, the two little novices were stunned for a while. Although I can't understand the logic of this big brother, it feels so reasonable......
The little novice touched his slippery head and let him go.
The five people entered the temple smoothly, the temple is not big, went straight to the main hall where the new golden body Buddha statue is located, made a vow to the Buddha, donated some incense money according to their ability, and then withdrew.
"Those few people were able to enter just now, why can't we enter, do you two little monks look down on us?"
"No, the 22 on your note is the number of people, not the serial number, your serial number is clearly written, it is 101. One of the novices struggled to explain.
"What serial number of people, aren't they all a flower and a leaf and a world like this, you just say if you let us in!" The person holding the note was a tall boy, and the size of the little novice was as big as his waist.
The little novice was also very helpless, and hurriedly asked another little novice to invite the abbot.
There are a total of three monks in the Big Buddha Temple, two small, one old, and the other party is sprinkled with more than 20 people, most of them are boys, but it is useless to be afraid that the abbot is coming.
"What should I do, I can't ...... it"
Before Chen Xu finished speaking, Ding Sheng had already run out, and it was another typical incident caused by himself, no matter if it was impossible.
"If you have something to say, don't scare the children. Ding Sheng stopped Xiao Shami behind him.
"What, you're going to get ahead?"
The boy recognized at a glance that this kid who had successfully cut the queue just now with a single stroke of gibberish, he was already unpleasant, but now he dared to come forward, and simply settled the new and old accounts together.
"I'm just reasonable, you take 101 to insert the No. 22 team, do you ask people's opinions?" Ding Sheng raised his head and chested, not at all intimidating.
Just kidding, Xiao Shami looked at it, Meng Xiao looked at it, so many students in the audience watched it!
"Who's the 22nd?" the boy asked, looking back, in an unkind, threatening tone.
"It's me. ”
A weak female voice sounded at the gate of the temple, obviously not wanting to get involved in this right and wrong, but she didn't want to be cut in line.
"One hundred yuan, sell it to me, the scalper ticket I bought just now is this price. Xu Jian, who was standing in the back, stood up, took out a hundred-yuan bill, handed over the money with one hand and delivered the goods with the other, "Now I'm the 22nd, I don't want you to join my team!"
After speaking, Xu Jian stuffed the number back into the girl's hand, "Oh, I've sent you!"
After this wave of operations, it is simply not too handsome, Ding Sheng feels that his limelight has been stolen, this Xu Jian is usually silent in the class, and Man is quite popular.
"You ......" The tall boy was so numb that he looked left and right, his eyes fell on Lu Yao's summer school uniform, and he was annoyed, "Do you think it's great if you are in the neighborhood!"
Linzhong is the abbreviation of Linzhou Middle School, but then again, what does this have to do with which school?
"What's wrong with the neighborhood, have you eaten your rice?" The crowd immediately had remote support from alumni of the neighboring state middle school.
"You want to make trouble with them, don't pull us into the first middle school, the first middle school is lowered by your group of people. "I don't know if this is the real voice of a classmate from No. 1 Middle School, or if Lao Tie in the neighborhood is engaging in anti-collusion as an undercover agent.
In short, young people, don't fire the map cannon by the way, the students present are either from Linzhou Middle School, or Linzhou No. 1 Middle School, the number of people is five or five, and no one can take advantage of it.
The crowd was indignant, and the tall boy was not stupid enough to provoke the anger of the public, so he threw down the sentence "You wait" and walked away.
Even the more than 20 people with the group left.
Quiet.