Chapter 1493 Flicker, scare a dragon
The broken car was scared when it looked like a shiver...... The heart said: I thought I was weird enough, these guys are more perverted than the other!
Salted fish said: "If my senior brother starts a fire, he will eat you little by little, screw by screw!
"I was wrong...... Broken Car has seen the reality clearly at this moment, and it is better for him to be cowardly until he is not full and can't run.
But he also has a small abacus, as long as he is fed, he must run!
Far from these perverts!
"Amitabha!" At this moment, a Buddha horn sounded.
Fang Zheng walked over with a smile and said, "Pure Persistence, don't be so fierce." ”
Salted fish pouted and said, "Master, I'm gentle enough, according to my temper back then, he is now a pile of scrap metal." ”
The broken car was so frightened that he hurriedly dodged to the side, he felt that among the three things, this bald and hairless guy looked the most kind, and it was best to deceive, so he took refuge in his place first, and when he was full of food and drink, he ran immediately.
So the broken car leaned on the side of the square and said, "That...... You disciple, it's scary. ”
Fang Zheng said: "Don't be afraid, watch the video and relax." ”
"Watch the video?" Broken Car said excitedly, "Can I watch a movie?"
Fang Zheng said: "Of course, you can see it......"
After speaking, Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone, clicked play, and the black background and white words appeared-abandoned car disposal process......
At first, he didn't want to see the broken car, but when he saw the same kind of people being violently dismantled various parts, and then stuffed into a large pit, a large machine pressed down, and out of small squares, he remembered the alarm of the whole car.
"You...... Why are you showing me this? I'm telling you, I'm not a scrap car!" cried the broken car.
Fang Zheng said: "You'd better turn off the alarm, this is the abandoned car disposal plant, if you attract people, you will bear the consequences." ”
The broken car immediately turned off the alarm, and the smoke was reduced a lot......
Fang Zheng said: "Come on, watch the second video." ”
The broken car glanced at it, only to see that it was written - unknown creatures, aliens decryption.
Fang Zheng sat on the side and said, "Human beings are now the masters of the world, but there are many things they still don't understand. What should I do if I don't understand......? How do you study it?"
Salted fish immediately answered: "Slice." ”
The lone wolf followed: "Won't anyone resist?"
Salted fish smiled: "Those who resisted were exterminated...... But if a car has intelligence, it should be in line with an unknown creature, right?"
When the broken car heard this, he was so frightened that the alarm almost sounded again, and said angrily: "You are an unknown creature! A fish can speak, and its strength is still so great, and its temper is not good!"
Salted fish laughed and said, "I am an unknown creature, but I am a monk of the One Finger Temple, and I am still a little privileged in this world." No one dares to mess with me! You're different, you're just a broken car, grab it and disassemble it into parts, and study it slowly, what can you do? Just your broken iron shell, you still want to resist?"
When the broken car heard this, the headlights suddenly turned on, and he asked, "When the monks of the temple are not afraid of being dismantled?"
The lone wolf said: "Who dare?
"Really, then I will also join the Yizhi Temple, where can I add, do I want to do the annual inspection?" asked the broken car excitedly.
The lone wolf and the salted fish looked at Fang Zheng at the same time, the broken car was stunned, looked at the bald monk in front of him, and exclaimed, "It won't be looking for you, right?"
"Amitabha, the abbot of the poor monk's finger temple, Fangzheng!"
Broken Che laughed dryly and said: "Why do I think you are lying to me? Do you really think that I am so easy to deceive? Although I have only just opened my mind, my former master is a news fan, and he takes me to listen to the radio every day, and I know a lot of things! I am smart!"
Fang Zheng said: "Then you should have heard of the Internet, right?"
Broken lane: "Heard, what's wrong?"
Fang Zheng took the phone over and searched for Fang Zheng...... One Finger Temple......
The results are full of news on the screen......
There are even people who help Founder and Yizhi Temple make a special MV......
After reading the broken car, he asked, "Why did they make a MV to honor you? Are you dead? Are I also dead? We are all dead? You still fool me when I die?"
Fang Zheng raised his hand and slapped the front of the car, and the butt of the car was cocked, and it almost overturned.
Only then did I know that this monk was very violent!
The broken car is silent......
Fang Zhengdao: "Nonsense, the poor monk is still alive, and you are alive." As for why some people think I'm dead, that's a long story. Donor, although you are the spiritual wisdom opened by the poor monk's spiritual talisman, but now you are also a car with a complete soul and self. The poor monk does not force you, whether you are willing to follow the poor monk, everything is up to you. If you are willing, you will go with the poor monk, and if you are unwilling, the poor monk will leave. ”
"Farewell, you don't force me to follow you?" asked Broken Car in surprise.
Fang Zheng said with a smile: "Everyone has their own choice, why should the poor monk force you? ”
"Ah...... Roar, then bye!" The broken car turned around and thuded......
cough cough cough ......
The broken car stalled......
"Why don't you leave?" Salted Fish asked with a smile.
"Kerosene...... There was still broken oil in the pipeline before, but now there is no oil at all. I can't run......" said the broken car bitterly.
Fang Zheng said: "Donor, there is no way for a poor monk without oil." But the poor monk can help you get someone to come over, maybe they will help you. ”
"Thank you......" broke the lane.
"Broken car, they may help you, or they may send you to slice. Salted fish laughed.
The heart of the broken car suddenly sank to the bottom...... Thinking about the two videos I just watched, looking at the departing Fangzheng master and apprentice, he gritted his teeth and shouted, "Wait a minute!"
Fang Zheng turned around and asked, "Donor, do you still have any questions?"
Lane Breaker: "That...... Can I join the Yizhi Temple? What are the requirements to join the Yizhi Temple? I may not pass the annual inspection now. ”
When Fang Zheng and the others heard this, they were immediately happy.
Fang Zheng said: "The One Finger Temple does not need an annual inspection, and now that you join the One Finger Temple, you can only be a mount." As for officially joining the Ichchiji Temple, it depends on your future performance. How about it? Do you want to join?"
Broken Car smiled bitterly: "Do I have any other choice now? I don't want to just drive Lingzhi and be pulled to slice." I have one request, though!"
"What requirements?" asked Fang Zheng curiously.
Broken lane: "I want to go to my original master, don't worry, I'm just going to see him, nothing else." ”
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "Yes, do you know where he is?"
Broken lane: "I have a bit of an impression that if I walk on the road and walk to a familiar section, I will definitely be able to remember it, and it will be good for him." ”