Chapter 1492 - Tearing the car with bare hands
Thanks to the efforts of the salted fish, a hill was finally leveled.
Then I heard a shout from the garbage heap: "Get out of the way, I'm coming out!"
Then I heard a humming sound, and a puff of black smoke rose from the garbage heap, and it followed like a fire......
Then the garbage heap was arched, and the little broken car with a broken iron sheet and a few pieces of paint drove out, and while driving, the back of the buttocks was full of black smoke!
It doesn't matter, the point is that the front of the car is also smoking......
"Master, this car can't be internally combusted, right?" said Salted Fish.
The lone wolf said: "Master, this car can't be burned to death as soon as it drives Lingzhi, right?"
"I'm sorry, can you two say something nice? You just set yourself on fire! Your whole family has set yourself on fire! I'm fine! cough cough...... "The car coughed twice, and two large clouds of black smoke erupted from the front and rear of the car at the same time......
Fang Zheng grinned and asked, "Donor, what's wrong with you?"
The car snorted: "If you haven't taken a shower for a few years, haven't you brushed your teeth, and opened your mouth to have bad breath? By the way, who are you?"
Fang Zheng was stunned, this is really a difficult problem to introduce, and Fang Zheng also found a problem, this broken car seems to know a lot of things, not at all like it just drove Lingzhi.
Fang Zheng always thought that when he first opened the spiritual thing, he was the same as a child, but this guy ...... It's different.
"System, are you sure this is Kailing?" asked Fang Zheng.
The system said: "In fact, many things condense too many people's thoughts, if these thoughts are placed on the spirits, when the spirits become spirits, they will become part of their own souls." Born to know...... Even the personalities of these spirits can be influenced by each other. Therefore, it is not surprising that he behaved like this. It can only be said that his original owner seems to be an old man who is not young and likes to complain. ”
After listening to the explanation, Fang Zheng put his mind at ease, otherwise he was really afraid that he would find the wrong object and poke out some kind of basket.
"Who are you?" asked Broken Car.
When the salted fish who was resting over there heard this, he immediately became angry, jumped up and shouted: "Who are we? Are you embarrassed to ask? You broken car, if it weren't for us, would you be able to open your mind and speak? If it weren't for us, would you be able to climb out of the ruins? It would have been dragged away and crushed into iron sheets, and the waste would have been reused!"
The broken car squinted his eyes and said, "Blow, keep blowing!" If I believe you, I will be your grandfather!"
Salty Fish was about to come up with evidence and explain, but suddenly froze in place, carefully analyzed the words of the broken car, and suddenly rolled his eyes and said: "Believe it or not!"
The lone wolf whispered to the other party: "Master, what should we do? Don't believe us in this car? Why don't you leave him alone and let him fend for himself?"
Fang Zheng also had a headache, it was absolutely impossible to let him fend for himself!
It's really released, and I can't tell how big a basket this car will poke.
If someone catches it, it is estimated that the slices will be light...... It is possible to analyze the components one by one.
Just Fang Zheng is worried......
The broken car over there approached the salted fish, and said with a smile: "Do you believe it or not?"
Salted Fish: "Hmm!"
The broken car suddenly jumped up and shouted, "I believe it!" haha...... I'm your grandfather!"
When Salted Fish heard this, his face suddenly darkened, and he jumped up and shouted: "You little deflated three, you still want to be my grandfather?
As a result, the salted fish opened its mouth, the car turned around, and with a buzz, a puff of black smoke and stench poured directly into the mouth of the salted fish......
The salted fish vomited, went to the side and coughed dryly, and scolded at the same time: "Master, this grandson is too bad! Don't stop me for a while, I want to teach him a good lesson!"
"Save you and teach me a lesson, will you catch up with me? Ah...... Roar!" The broken car suddenly ran up, at a fast speed, running in circles.
When the salted fish saw it, he was immediately furious: "You brought it on yourself!"
After speaking, the salted fish chased after him, only to see that in the garbage heap, a car was running with black smoke all the way, and in the black smoke, a black fish was chasing......
"Eat my exhaust, haha......" The broken car screamed extremely cheerfully!
However, a few minutes later......
"I'm Cao...... I can't run...... I'm bored...... Oops, oops......" The broken car slammed twice, spewing out two large balls of black gas, and the speed was fast and slow after jumping twice and then stopped. Salted fish rushed into the car in a sprint, and it was a big slap to the front of the car!
Bang bang bang!
"Run!"
Boom!
"Aren't you awesome, you're running!" exclaimed Salted Fish.
The broken car spewed a breath of black gas, and said weakly: "I can't run when I'm hungry...... Otherwise you won't be able to catch up with me. ”
Salted fish grinned and said with a cruel smile: "Little rabbit cub, are you still talking to my ancestor? Let you see today, what is a hand-tossed car!"
As he spoke, Salted Fish jumped off the hood, grabbed the shell of a tin car on the side and pulled it hard, stabbing it, and the car was torn in half like paper paste!
When I saw the broken car, I was so scared that the lights were on, and I hurriedly retreated, but I couldn't run!
Seeing this, the lone wolf asked Fang Zhengdao, "Master, you still don't care?"
Fang Zheng smiled: "Your junior brother is measured, he is an old fellow, he has lived for I don't know how many years." You see he's really messing around, actually...... Just wait. ”
Lone wolf: "Oh. ”
The salted fish screamed twice, waved its two fins, and shouted: "Ancestor, I am very angry, and the consequences are very serious! Next, it's your turn!"
As he spoke, Salty Fish had already rushed over, lifted the broken car, and shouted: "Hand tear the car, start now!"
"Don't, don't, I obeyed! I obeyed! Don't do this! I have something to say!" the broken car finally relented and shouted.
"Okay!" Salted fish shook his hand, and with a bang, the broken car was thrown to the ground.
"You tap it, and the tires are about to be smashed by you. Broken Car complained.
As a result, the salted fish stared at the beads, and the lights of the broken car immediately dimmed, as if a person was squinting, and said flatteringly: "Big brother, be gentle next time......
"It's pretty much the same! Broken car, let me tell you, you are resurrected by us, you will be more obedient to me in the future! Otherwise, the old ancestor will not be happy if I am not happy, and at most I will tear you up. If my senior brother gets angry, hum...... See the big wolf over there, that mouth of fangs...... See?" said Salted Fish.
The broken car looked over, the lone wolf looked confused, how could there be anything about him?
Salted fish said: "Senior brother, where are the teeth?"
The lone wolf was helpless, a tooth, a mouthful of fangs, the cold light flashed...... In order to match the salted fish, I also took a bite of the iron car on the side, and with a click, the iron sheet was directly bitten through!