"Are you sure you want to rob you?" kid, have you forgotten where we are?" asked the chubby woman, looking at me playfully.

That's right, when I shouted out to rob my kiss just now, I didn't think anything about it. After all, these successive victories in battles have also made my self-confidence incomparably inflated, thinking that my group is already at the level where they can walk sideways on the street and eat stinky tofu without paying. However, I had forgotten that this place was unlike anything we'd been before.

Although the village looks like it is not much different from the simple peasant families who live with their backs to the loess. However, after all, it is a gathering place for the immortals of the earth. If nothing else, just look at the small advertisements posted on telephone poles and toilet doors, which are often immortals from all walks of life who have practiced for three to five hundred years, which shows how deep the water here is.

And we, although we are invincible in normal times, most of them are dealing with those scum who have zero spiritual power. Even in the eyes of ordinary people, they are all vicious bullies, but in our eyes, these people are really not qualified. And if there is a random opponent with spiritual power on the opposite side, such as Tengu or Painted Skin, it will be a risk of being wiped out in a few minutes.

I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat when I thought of this.

It's all to blame on Lao Li! In order to defraud his apprentice grandson of the hexagram money, he actually came up with such a bad idea of "robbing relatives"! I ...... Yes, what are you afraid of, don't we still have Lao Li? He is the legendary Jigong Golden Body, dealing with these scattered immortals who can't even mix the regular establishment of five insurances and one housing fund, isn't it still easy to catch?

I looked back at Lao Li, and saw that he was not nervous at all, and he looked confident, and suddenly came to his senses again, so he turned his head and shouted at the slightly chubby woman: "Yes! We are here to rob our relatives! If you know each other, you will obediently hand over Xiaoying, otherwise, don't blame us for bullying more and less, and our subordinates will be merciless!"

When the old woman saw my move, she immediately squinted her eyes and jumped up from the sofa and shouted at me: "Grab a kiss, grab a kiss! Don't smash my things! That's a photo of Quan Zhilong's autograph that I asked for after waiting in line for two days and two nights! Put it down!"

Me: "Funny, you want me to put it down, unless, you marry your granddaughter to him!"

Seeing this, the fat woman on the side couldn't help laughing: "Whose child is this? I don't understand the rules at all and still want to learn from others to rob relatives?"

Me: "Why do you have to follow the rules for robbing relatives? Have you ever seen a bank robber who will draw a number to line up?"

Before I could finish speaking, the foreign Taoist priest suddenly stood up and grabbed my photo frame, pulled me behind me, and explained to the old woman with a red face: "I'm sorry, this friend of mine has no spiritual ability and doesn't understand the rules, please Haihan." After that, he respectfully handed the photo frame back to the old woman, and then turned around and whispered to me: "Let you popularize the knowledge of the Three Realms more often, you just don't listen!

It turns out that the "snatching relatives" that Lao Li said in his mouth is completely different from the bantam tiger Wang Ying who I know about robbing Mrs. Zhai and snatching beauties on the street of Qiao Siye. His so-called snatching relatives is actually a pattern of martial arts competition and recruiting relatives that has been circulating in the Earth Immortal Clan.

In the past, the earth immortals were looked down upon by the immortals and did not agree that they belonged to the immortal clan (in fact, they did not agree until now. I always feel that they are no different from those monsters in Journey to the West who want to eat Tang Seng or eat Tang Seng's little brother, so the immortals induced the Taoist priests in the world to implement a strong suppression policy against the earth immortals.

In desperation, the Di Xian'er clan had no choice but to huddle together to keep warm and unite with each other to fight against foreign enemies, which made the Di Xian'er different from others and formed a gathering of Di Xian'er Village.

With the long-term uninterrupted battle with the immortals and the human race, the earth immortals have formed the custom of advocating force and respecting martial arts. In the circle of earth fairies, as long as they are the strongest warriors, they will be given the highest honor, and this honor includes - randomly choosing a member of the clan as their partner.

Although with the development of society, the immortals gradually disappeared from the heavenly court, and rarely interfered in the human world, and the Taoist priests also changed from cultivating the Tao wholeheartedly, subduing demons and eliminating demons to accumulate merits, and became a guy who was dedicated to cultivating Taoism and abducting and deceiving and accumulating merit boxes. Therefore, the relationship between the Earth Fairy Clan and them has also improved a lot, and there are very few battles.

However, even so, the martial arts customs that have always been admired in Dixian'er Village have not changed, and it is because Lao Li knows this that he instigated Zhang Jianfeng to come to Dixian'er Village, wanting to "snatch" his beloved girl-Xiaoying through the mode of martial arts competition.

After such an explanation by the foreign Taoist priest, I suddenly realized. co-authoring this kiss snatching is actually just a competition to recruit relatives.

So, my hanging little heart suddenly fell, anyway, it was Zhang Jianfeng who wanted to rob the kiss, I stood next to me and applauded with soy sauce at most, and when necessary, threw a white towel on the stage to surrender and admit defeat.

After all, I know that with Zhang Jianfeng's two brushes, let alone Di Xian'er, it is estimated that even cleaning up me is enough.

So, I happily stood behind and watched Zhang Jianfeng stubbornly respond to this kissing competition.

Seeing that Zhang Jianfeng decided to rob the kiss, the old woman shook her head helplessly, walked to the offering table in the living room, took out a quaint black box in the drawer, and then asked us as if she wanted to make one last confirmation: "Young man, are you sure you want to rob the kiss?"

Zhang Jianfeng looked at Xiao Ying beside him, and nodded firmly: "I'm sure!"

"Okay, in that case, our Dixian'er Village will take over your matter! It's too late to regret it now!" With that, he took out a small white ball from the black box, walked to the yard and stood in the open area and twisted it violently.

The small white ball suddenly pulled a long line and flew towards the sky, making a piercing sound like a monkey, and then crackled and scattered in mid-air, forming the shape of a white fox.

"It's been jumping into the clouds, and thousands of troops have come to see each other. The middle-aged woman arched her hand at us and said, "All the members of Dixian'er Village, please move to the martial arts platform!" With that, she left the house with our group and walked towards the village square.

By the time we arrived at the square, it was already crowded with a bunch of people, and it seemed that everyone had received the signal that someone had come to "rob relatives".

When everyone saw us, they cast strange glances, pointing at us, and talking about something.

In the crowd, I saw at a glance the rat spirits who had robbed me before and collected me all kinds of fees, and several of them were gathering together and looking at me with disdain.

I shook my head helplessly, and followed Lao Li and them to the competition platform.

The old woman of the fox fairy walked up to the stage, stretched out her hands to signal the crowd to be quiet, and then pulled out a small megaphone from behind her and turned on the switch.

I only heard a shouting voice from the loudspeaker: "Collect wine bottles! Scrap copper and rotten iron old furniture! The price is fair, and the children are not deceived!"

Hearing the sound of the horn, there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

The old woman was embarrassed for a while, hurriedly turned off the automatic playback in the speaker, coughed dryly, picked it up again and shouted to the audience: "Silence and silence! I summoned everyone to come here today, not for anything else, just because the little brother next to me wants to compete with the warriors of our Dixian'er Village and take away my little granddaughter in the mode of martial arts!"

When everyone heard this, they all turned their eyes to me, revealing a look of disbelief.

"Look, it's not me who wants to compete, it's him!" I saw that everyone was looking at me, and hurriedly stood up to defend me. The crowd followed

"No, no, no, I'm not talking about the blonde one, I'm talking about the one next to him...... Yes, it's him, the most obscene and ugly person on stage!"

"Don't look at me! I'm talking about the most obscene and ugly thing, not the most handsome and the most jade tree in the wind!"

"Eh, it's really not me, I'm just here to make soy sauce!" The voice may not be, I saw a gust of wind and sand flying in the audience, and a figure jumped on the stage, and arched his hand at me: "Are you the kid who came to rob your relatives?"

I shook my head repeatedly: "It's not me!"

"Okay! Have the guts! In the Siberian Tiger, the Tao has been practiced for 1,500 years, and today I will come to teach the young man a lesson or two!" After speaking, without waiting for me to explain, he stretched out two huge claws, and flew towards me with his teeth and claws.

Seeing this, I retreated backwards again and again, and anxiously explained: "Big brother, I misunderstood! I said it wasn't me!"

The Siberian Tiger snorted coldly: "It's not you, who else! The whole stage saves you from being the most obscene and ugly!"

Seeing that the sharp claws of the Siberian tiger were about to stab me, I had to stretch out my arms to protect my face in a hurry, no way, after all, I eat by my face, and I would rather be pierced by him with two blood holes in my arm, than let his claws break my appearance, after all, I am still a pure little virgin, this face can still be kept to seduce the flower girl, win to marry Bai Fumei, and walk to the pinnacle of life!

In the end, I was able to protect my face and, of course, my arms.

However, this time it was not like before, the third prince or a foreign Taoist priest jumped out to save me at a critical moment, and the sharp claws of the Siberian tiger did poke firmly on my arm.

And just when he was triumphant, thinking that he would kill the troublemaker who came to rob his relatives in one move, he ignored a very important point.

That is, his nails are not as long as the painted skin!

Although, I don't know if for this kind of person who uses his nails as a weapon, the longer he cultivates, the higher his skill will be.

However, I knew that his nails were far worse than those of the painted skin.

So, with a deafening wail, the Siberian tiger covered his hands and lay on the ground and rolled.

I survived the catastrophe, only to find out that these earth immortals are nothing more than that, it seems that my 100% attribute of magic resistance can also be used here!

Thinking of this, I was not very angry, so I shouted at the audience and said, "You!

"That's right! I'm talking about you! I actually dare to cheat Lao Tzu for money! Lao Tzu is going to challenge you today!"