"No! you two can't be together!"

A wrinkled, gray-haired mother-in-law sat on the sofa, holding the mobile phone in her hand and crying.

Of course, this sentence was not said to me, but to Zhang Jianfeng.

After eating Lao Li's reassurance, Zhang Jianfeng finally overcame his nervousness, and came to the fox fairy's house with confidence and said a lot to the fox fairy's family.

It's a pity that this kind of thing is not just self-confidence, not to mention that the object of his marriage is not an ordinary person.

Therefore, when he made a high-spirited announcement that I almost wanted to have sex reassignment surgery to marry him, the old man sitting on the sofa just stupidly held his mobile phone and rejected him crying.

Of course, the act of crying and crying is not for Zhang Jianfeng, although I also admit that his tirade just now is indeed touching.

The reason why this mother-in-law is crying is just because Song Hye Kyo is crying at the moment and begging Song Joong Ki to stop appearing in front of her covered in blood.

Obviously, compared with Zhang Jianfeng's heartfelt declaration of love, Joong Ki's face is more likely to make a woman emotional. It's just that I didn't expect that the lethality of Zhong Ki's puppet bar could already cover the old woman who has 3,000 years of Taoism and has seen the cold of the world.

Seeing the embarrassment of the scene, I had to stand up and mediate: "Grandma, I know, although I am cheap...... Er, little madness...... Xiao Zhang is just a mortal, and it stands to reason that it is normal for people and gods not to intermarry, but it is just ......"

The old woman raised her head and glanced at me: "I didn't say that people and gods can't intermarry, Do Minjun can be with Cheon Songyi, what else is impossible." ”

A slightly chubby middle-aged woman on the side also jumped out, and then said: "Yes, we don't have the rules of those so-called fairies of enterprises and institutions, you must know that the earth fairies are very fond of mortals, you look at the three daughters of the weasel family next door, aren't they married to mortals." ”

Foreign Taoist: "In that case, then why don't you agree to this marriage?"

The slightly chubby woman pursed her lips: "Can that be the same?" The third lady of the Huang family is married to the young owner of the chicken farm owner, you know, since the family got married, the chickens on the seat of her own house have never been broken!" After speaking, she blinked her eyes and drooled, looking envious, jealous and hateful.

Then, he glanced at Zhang Jianfeng, who was standing in the center of the living room, and said with a look of disgust: "Look at him again, a penniless poor boy, if our Xiaoying follows him, let alone chicken, it is estimated that he will not even be able to eat chicken butt!"

Me: "No, I'm also a fairy, can we not be like those ordinary people?"

Slightly chubby woman: "God fart! The fairy doesn't need to eat, right? Look at the little white snake on the street, their girl is far worse than our Xiaoying's appearance, but guess what? Everyone already has two Maserati at home! Every time she comes to my house, the fox spirit deliberately shows off her eight-carat diamond ring, and from time to time she says that she has gone to Saipan for a vacation for a while, and then goes to Dubai for shopping, which is so angry that the old lady is so angry!"

I muttered to myself, "The fox is clearly you." ”

Xiao Ying saw that the chubby woman was talking again, and stood up dissatisfiedly and retorted: "Auntie, don't talk nonsense, Xiaobai can be called married? She is selling herself! You don't look at how old his husband is, if I am with that kind of man, in the future, our family will have a party, and people will not treat him as my grandmother's concubine!"

When the white-haired old woman heard this, she shook her head again and again: "Fart! I don't want to be like that, I just want to be a professor!"

The three women in one play, just standing naked in the living room arguing with each other about whether to marry an honest man like Zhang Jianfeng, or marry an honest person like Professor Du, or marry those wealthy local tyrants.

And a few of us men stood aside and couldn't talk.

For a moment, I wondered if I was in the wrong place.

Obviously, looking at the way they didn't give in to each other on this issue, and they were blushing in the face, I suddenly felt that this was not at all like what an immortal with a pure heart and few desires and pursuing cultivation should look like.

Of course, it may also be true that as the foreign Taoist priest said, I have always maintained the eyes of feudal superstition to look at everything around me.

In fact, the real immortals may be like this themselves.

For example, Lao Li, such as the third prince, and then for example - these three wonderful women.

Although these guys around me are all called "immortals", their actions are really very different from those immortals in novels and movies.

However, this is good, at the very least, there is a human touch in them.

I watched the argument between the three of them, and I didn't think it was funny.

It's a pity that Zhang Jianfeng next to me can't laugh.

Obviously, whether it is Xiaoying's grandmother's "good looks" or her aunt's "full of money", these two points have nothing to do with him.

He, at best, is an honest man.

And the word honest man, in today's society, has completely degenerated into the biggest negation of a man.

Of course, it's not that honest people are bad, the honest people next door to our house are lucky, last year suddenly met a goddess who came back from Dongguan to do a small business, this woman is said to have opened a barber shop in Dongguan for two years, worth millions, and white skin and beauty, and honest people talked about not two months, the two of them directly got married.

And the happiest thing is that in the third month of their marriage, the goddess gave birth to a handsome blonde baby!

Okay, I'm off the hook, but what I'm trying to say is pretty simple.

It's obvious - Zhang Jianfeng was disgusted by the fox fairy family.

Zhang Jianfeng took a deep breath, stood up and interrupted the argument between the three of them: "I know, although I look average and don't have a lot of money, I dare to guarantee that I am the person who loves Xiaoying the most in this world! I am willing to watch the rising sun with her, let the sunshine and rain fill her happy memories, and I am also willing to accompany her to watch the red sun sink in the west, and let Caixia and sunset warm her life's journey." Grandma, aunt, people will eventually grow old, no matter how perfect the appearance is, there will be a day when it will be full of wrinkles, and no matter how many gold and silver mountains there are, there will be a day when they will be spent. When the swallow goes, there will be a time to come again, and when the willow withers and is green again, only the true love between me and Xiaoying is difficult to have if you miss it! So, please don't reject me, let's work together to pursue our own true happiness!"

After speaking, he took Xiaoying's hand and looked at her affectionately.

And Xiao Ying also seemed to be moved by his words, and her head was nestled next to his shoulder with tears in her eyes, looking like a little bird.

I shook my head vigorously, shook off the goosebumps on my body, and tried not to vomit my stomach from being sensationalized.

Lao Li stepped forward, took off the shoes on his feet, and slapped Zhang Jianfeng the back of his head.

"Do you think you're filming Qiong Yao dramas?"

"Master, I'm ......" Zhang Jianfeng covered his head, stood in place with a red face and a thick neck, and looked at Lao Li with an embarrassed expression.

Lao Li sighed and said suspiciously: "No, could it be that the effect of the reassuring pill is over so soon?" After speaking, he pulled away the two who ignored the feelings of others and only cared about their own sensationalism, and pointed to the old woman and the fat woman on the side.

Zhang Jianfeng raised his head and looked at the two.

only to find that his words that he thought were extremely affectionate not only did not move the two, but made them even more disgusted.

Originally, the two of them had an impression of Zhang Jianfeng just because they didn't like it.

This is not to deny that Zhang Jianfeng is not good, after all, appearance and family sometimes do not come to a person who wants to fight for it, but in addition, the two of them do not have any particularly big opinions about Zhang Jianfeng, at most, even if they feel that they are not worthy of their own Xiaoying, there is quite a sense of grievance that flowers are inserted in cow dung.

But at this moment, after listening to these sentences that are numb to the scum.

The two of them looked at Zhang Jianfeng's eyes, and they had quickly changed from looking at him to looking at him like a stupid X.

The old woman stepped forward, pulled Xiaoying back to her side, and scolded angrily: "You were deceived by these love words of this kid?"

Xiaoying: "No, he is sincere to me......"

The old woman: "What a fart! I usually let you watch more Korean dramas with me, but you don't watch them, but now it's okay, and you're actually moved by this kind of old-fashioned dirt bun love story that has been used for decades? It's just a shame! From today on, you have been expelled from the family!"

Me: "Grandma, it's not like that! Although Xiao Zhang's words just now are a bit disgusting, but after all, people are showing their true feelings, even if you don't agree with the two of them being together, you won't expel your granddaughter from the fox fairy family!"

Xiao Ying pursed her lips and said to me: "The family my grandmother is talking about is not the fox fairy family. ”

I was surprised: "Isn't it the Fox Immortal Family?"

Xiao Ying nodded, and said speechlessly: "The family she said is the family of the descendants of the sun, and she is the patriarch of that family." ”

Me: "......"

In this way, we were in the fox fairy's house from early morning to dusk, Zhang Jianfeng struggled to speak, Xiaozhi tried to persuade Xiaoying's wonderful aunt and grandmother to agree to the matter between them.

What's the matter, these two people have always maintained their own views unwaveringly, and they refused to let go even if his mouth was worn out, they just didn't agree with the matter between Xiaoying and him.

In desperation, Zhang Jianfeng had no choice but to turn his eyes for help to his ancestor - Lao Li.

Lao Li looked at Zhang Jianfeng and asked with a smile, "What's the matter?"

Zhang Jianfeng said: "Yes, I told you a long time ago, the two of us are together, and his family will definitely not agree! Master, you have to say that there is no problem, and you also said that you helped me divinate the marriage, and said that the two of us can definitely live nine lives!"

Me: "Why don't I know?"

Zhang Jianfeng: "That's the day when the ancestor took me out to help me make a hexagram after I gave you the money to show you the Sansheng Stone." Received my ......"

Lao Li hurriedly stepped forward and blocked Zhang Jianfeng's mouth with his hand.

Me: "Okay, you're an old immortal! I'll just say why you suddenly have a kind heart to follow us, it turns out that you cheated people out of money, and you don't want to go!"

Lao Li shook his head again and again, and explained: "How is it possible, the poor road has really started a hexagram! The hexagram said that the two of them are lovers of nine lives and nine generations, and it must be natural for us to come over this time!"

Zhang Jianfeng spread his hands: "But Master, I don't see where the water is at all!"

Lao Li smiled and said to Zhang Jianfeng, "Have you forgotten what I told you?"

Zhang Jianfeng: "I haven't forgotten, you said that we came to rob our relatives this time, and it will definitely come naturally!"

Lao Li nodded, put on a pretended profoundness and laughed.

Me: "Still nodding? Where is this going to be a matter of course? You old liar, you even lied to your own apprentices!"

"No, no, you're talking about proposing, grabbing relatives?"

"Exactly. ”

"Rub it! What nonsense is that, brothers, copy the guys, rob the daughter-in-law!"