Actually, I have always felt that the third prince Ao Bing is a very good person.

Although as soon as everyone mentions the word Ao Bing, they feel that it must not be a good product. But in reality, he is not as arrogant and domineering as people say by mouth, bullying women.

To paraphrase the words of a foreign Taoist, the current third prince is no longer the same person as the rich second generation who was skinned and cramped on the beach before, just like Nezha after changing his body, he is no longer bent on going his own way, and it seems that the reincarnated Zhong Kui is no longer so out of tune.

After all, no matter how disgusting it is, it's already a matter of the previous life.

Of course, we agreed that this was his excuse for what he had done in his previous life as Zhong Kui.

Anyway, the third prince beside me is indeed very different from the legend. Instead of having a trace of evil style, he put on the appearance of the people's police for the people all day long, and talked about justice all day long.

The third prince always advertises himself as a good person, which is consistent with the amnesiac brother who is also a bad person.

Actually, I've always been confused about the good guys and the bad guys.

I've always felt that there are no real good or bad people in this world.

Because sometimes, you do something that seems absolutely good in your own eyes, but you will also inadvertently end up as a bad person.

The neighbor's wife gave birth to a big fat boy, and you set off a firecracker to help them celebrate, and they think you are a good person.

But Lao Li next door, Lao Liu at the door, and even those wives of Lao Niu's family in the neighboring village who can't give birth to children, can't wait to strangle you to death in their hearts.

During the meal, you put vegetables for your daughter-in-law, and your daughter-in-law thinks that she is your good husband, but you patronize your daughter-in-law and forget to clip it to your mother, and you become a white-eyed wolf again. On the other hand, you serve more vegetables to your mother than your daughter-in-law, well, you want to go to bed tonight.

In the same way, sometimes you do bad things that you can't even do with your own conscience, but you can also accidentally become a good person who is praised by others.

If you set fire to the house next door, you must be a heinous wicked person.

But when he hurriedly inquired about the owner of the house who rushed back to put out the fire, he unexpectedly found the old king next door who slipped out of the house with his bare buttocks. Now, setting fire to the house has become a ventilation message, and you have become a good neighbor who has good intentions to remind her cuckold husband.

You hate the poor and love the rich, and you will degrade the man who has been chasing you for many years to worthlessness. No matter what, this has to be what everyone calls a gold worshipper. But N years later, this man in a suit and leather shoes found you, crying and saying to you, thanks to your words that woke up the dreamer and made him no longer live a muddy life, so that he has today's achievements. You have become a touchstone that inspires others to work hard, and you have lived a shameless life with a man in a suit from now on.

Whether all of this is good or bad is really a headache.

Perhaps, there are no good or bad people in this world, and some are just people who think they are good or bad.

And whether the third prince is a good guy or a bad guy, I don't know.

All I know is that he is a man who can step up and stick a knife in my ribs when it matters most. Although, a two-sided knife is no different for him than being bitten by a mosquito. However, for me, he is a great person to keep me from being struck by lightning after pretending to be forced.

For example, on the night of the barbecue stall, Ye Liangchen smashed the folding stool.

Another example, the stinking feet of this fat ninja today.

Just when Ashiya Shinbei looked overjoyed and thought that his fat radish leg attack was about to work, the third prince on the side suddenly rushed out and reached out to hold his foot.

The Ashiya Shinbei dragged a three-hundred-pound, fat oily body, and was so embarrassed that the third prince was holding one hand in the air, not up or down, such a scene was very embarrassing.

Third Prince: "Put down your feet, you are already surrounded, I am ....... Er, I'm Ao Bing. ”

Ashiya Shinbei: "You let me down first." ”

The third prince shook his head, "No, you have to put down your feet first, I'm about to stink to death!"

Ashiya Shinbei: "But, you grabbed my feet, how can I put it down?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The third prince let go and apologized again and again.

And the Ashiya Shinbei, who was let go by the third prince, lost his center of gravity in the air, and a dog gnawed on and fell to the ground on all fours.

Seeing this, the third prince hurriedly stepped forward and stretched out his hand to help the fallen Ashiya Shinbei up.

"Are you alright?"

"It's okay, it's okay, you let go too suddenly just now, my center of gravity was unstable, and I fell down. The Ashiya Shinbei covered his head and thanked him repeatedly.

"It's okay, let's continue. After saying that, the third prince aimed at the face door of the Ashiya Shinbei and hit him the chin with an uppercut.

The new guard, who had just been lifted up, had not had time to recover before he was once again sent into the air by the third prince, his fat body crossed a perfect parabola, and his head and feet fell to the ground again.

"Despicable!

The third prince said apologetically: "I'm really sorry, I don't know if you're not ready, this time it doesn't count, I'll help you up, we'll do it all over again." ”

"No, no, no, don't come here! I can get up myself!" Ashiya Shinbei looked frightened, hurriedly rejected the third prince, and struggled to get up.

The third prince's face was full of innocence: "I really didn't mean it, or you take it slow for a while, and tell me when you're ready, it's not too late for us to come again." ”

Ashiya Shinbei looked at us with a swollen nose and a swollen face, looking embarrassed.

I waved my hand at him indifferently: "You two duel, I don't participate, you can do as you like." With that, he crossed his hands on his hips and happily hid to the side to watch the battle.

The new guard took a deep breath, stretched out his arms and pressed his legs, and actually started to prepare for the exercise.

Two minutes later, the Ashiya Shinbei was still dancing and moving.

Xiao Ai couldn't help but complain: "Do you want to wait until the eighth set of radio gymnastics is done before starting the war?"

Ashiya Shinbei: "I'm sorry, I twisted my waist when I fell down just now, but when I move, I'll be fine right away." ”

Xiao Ai: "You have a waist for that figure?"

Ashiya Shinbei: "......"

Just when everyone was about to fall asleep, the Ashiya Shinbei finally finished the preparation exercise and shouted at the third prince, "Come on, I'm ready! This time, I'll never be easily ...... by you."

Before he finished speaking, the third prince's foot was already on his face.

Ashiya Shinbei fell to the ground on his back, leaving only a full shoe print on his face.

"I'm not done yet!, how can you do this!" Ashiya Shinbei lay on the ground and wailed at the third prince with an aggrieved expression.

Xiao Ai whispered: "Obviously, you let the family come, who knew that you talked so much nonsense." ”

The third prince scratched his head in embarrassment, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, come again, this time I will definitely wait for you to finish before starting." ”

Ashiya Shinbei turned over and stood up, and said with a furious face: "You did it on purpose!"

"Not really. ”

"It's too much of a deception! Today, I'm a ninja Shinbei, I want you to know how good I am!" With that, he clasped his hands together and recited the mantra, and with a bang, he disappeared into thin air.

A moment later, the ninja Shinbei reappeared behind the third prince, the same flying legs, the same grabbed with one hand, the same stinking.

Third Prince: "Come again, didn't you tell you to put down your feet?"

Ashiya Shinbei: "You....... You put me down!"

The third prince: "You put down your feet first!

Ashiya Shinbei: "I said it all, you hold me, I can't put it!"

Third Prince: "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. ”

Ashiya Shinbei: "Don't be so abrupt ......"

The third prince: "Don't want anything? Oh, I forgot again, I'll help you up." ”

Ashiya Shinbei: "Don't move me!

Third Prince: "But we haven't started yet. ”

Ashiya Shinbei: "......"