Text Chapter 37: Singing Conquest
Ashiya Shinbei was inexplicably disabled by the third prince.
When he covered his head and supported his waist, limping and walking back to the pile with resentment on his face, the third prince was still scratching his head on the side, wondering.
Xiao Ai: "I found that Ao Bing bullied people much more ruthlessly than you." ”
I said disdainfully, "What kind of bully is he? ”
Xiao Ai: "You're not as good as a nerd, are you embarrassed?"
Me: "......"
Thirteenth Princess: "Don't talk nonsense about the third prince, he is just simple." ”
Me: "Yo, you're starting to protect the Lord, aren't you?"
The thirteenth princess's face flushed: "What's the matter, I'm just ......"
Me: "Don't explain. ”
Xiao Ai: "Explanation is a cover-up. ”
Foreign Taoist: "To cover up is to have a weak heart." ”
Old pervert: "A weak heart is a greasy one." ”
Brother Amnesia: "It's ...... to be greasy It's ......"
Everyone: "Get out!"
I took two steps forward, raised my eyebrows at the stunned Ashiya family, and said with a proud expression, "And ......"
The foreign Taoist priest stretched out his hand to stop me, and whispered: "Brother Meng, you and the third prince have already been in the limelight, will you replace me this time?"
"Well, it's your turn. "After that, I high-fived each other with the foreign priest, and the foreign Taoist stepped forward quickly, pulling out his own charm, and the heavenly maiden was sprinkled into the air like a flower.
All the spirit runes floated in the air, and then turned into a ring, circling around the foreign Taoist priest.
"Who else?"
The audience was silent.
"Is there anyone else who wants to be challenged?"
There was still dead silence.
"Please, why don't you come up with someone, and let me have a few sets of fighting shots?"
The crowd bowed their heads and remained silent.
"Anyway, I'm also the second male lead, and before it's my turn to appear, you'll all take a break, where will you leave me?"
The people of the Ashiya family bowed their heads in shame and were speechless.
The foreign Taoist priest sighed: "Forget it, just come up with two passers-by, let me brush up my sense of existence." ”
“......”
The foreign Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears: "I have taken off my pants, so you will give me this?
“......”
I reached out and patted the foreign Taoist priest on the shoulder, and comforted, "Forget it, forget it." ”
The foreign Taoist priest looked aggrieved: "But ......"
The thirteenth princess on the side covered her mouth, her eyes narrowed into a slit, and she stepped forward with a smile and grabbed the foreign Taoist: "Okay, next time there is a fight, we will not interfere, let you show your majesty at will, okay?"
Foreign Taoist: "Really?"
We: "Really. ”
Foreign priest: "You swear?"
Me: "I swear by the lamp. ”
Xiao Ai: "This is especially outdoor, which door are you right?" ”
Seeing that there was really no fight to fight, the foreign Taoist priest had to sprinkle his anger on the defeated Yuta Ashiya.
"Look, what do you see, you are the one who speaks, you are private! Come here, kneel down and sing conquest to the hungry!"
Yuta Ashiya said with an embarrassed face: "This ...... I...... I can't sing. ”
The foreign Taoist priest was furious: "Can't sing, can't sing, do you dare to accept the challenge?"
Yuta Ashiya: "I didn't think we'd lose. ”
Foreign Taoist: "Then what do you say now?"
Yuta Ashiya: "I, I don't know. ”
Xiao Ai: "Or, let him sing Slam Dunk, I like to hear this." ”
Me: "Come on, just his face, Akagi will probably vomit for days when he sees him, so don't defile my slam dunk." ”
Xiao Ai: "Then sing the national anthem?"
Thirteenth Princess: "This is good, let the little devil kneel down and sing the national anthem, are we considered to win glory for the country?"
I smiled helplessly: "Sister Yun, when did you become as undisciplined as them." ”
Xiao Ai retorted: "The most undisciplined thing is how are you! Your whole family has no discipline, and the whole community has no discipline!"
Gotcha, you've won.
I turned my head and said to Yuta Ashiya, "Okay, are you sure that none of you are going to fight?"
Yuta Ashiya: "It's gone, it's gone, if we fight again, our Ashiya family will all be crazy by you." After that, he pointed to a few people who were crying with their heads on the side, and said speechlessly.
I smiled and said, "In that case, you're just throwing in the towel?"
Yuta Ashiya looked at the people behind him, then sighed helplessly, and said unwillingly: "We admit defeat." ”
Me: "Well, in that case, you have to promise me a few conditions." ”
Yuta Ashiya: "I really can't invite Hongyin's female body, she doesn't do this." ”
Me: "Who said they were going to eat women's bodies? Can you not be so evil?"
Yuta Ashiya hurriedly nodded yes, but muttered in a low voice, "It's obvious that you wrote it yourself in the challenge book." ”
I coughed embarrassedly, and said with a straight face: "The one who challenged the book, I will write it casually, you don't have to worry." ”
Yuta Ashiya was pleasantly surprised, "Really?"
Me: "Of course, I'm the kind of person who doesn't talk much?"
Xiao Ai answered: "This, it's true." ”
Me: "Can you not interrupt!" After speaking, he stopped paying attention to Xiao Ai, turned to Yuta Ashiya and continued: "The matter of the female body is to tease you. Don't take it seriously. However, since you have lost, you have to promise me a few things. ”
Yuta Ashiya looked flattering: "You say, you say." ”
"First, I sincerely apologized to the Abe family and vowed not to harass Abe Shuang in any form in the future. ”
"No problem. Yuta Ashiya walked up to Abe Shuang and bowed deeply: "Miss Abe Shuang, the previous thing was that Yuta Ashiya was ignorant, and please have a lot of them, bear with me!"
"Second, I have to help you with this list that I have been entrusted to me. You know, we've just come to Japan, and we're not familiar with the place, and there's a lot of weird stuff to buy here, so I think it's better to leave it to you. But don't worry, you don't have to pay for it, I'm not short of money. ”
Xiao Ai complained: "You're not bad for money?"
Me: "Well, we're not short of money. After you are done, just ask him for reimbursement. I pointed to the third prince on the side, who was wholeheartedly comforting the Ashiya Shinbei who had been beaten to the point of a mental breakdown.
Yuta Ashiya looked at the list of results, and then leaked an expression that I understood all, and said with a smile: "Hey! No problem, leave it to me! I'm the best at these things!"
Me: "One last thing. Brother, it's really time for you to have plastic surgery, when you go out like this, it is estimated that the people who see you will have no sexual desire for twenty years. ”
Xiao Ai suddenly realized: "No wonder the Japanese population is seriously aging, it turns out that the source is yours." ”
Yuta Ashiya's face was green for a while, and he wanted to be angry but didn't dare to be angry, so he had to laugh and say, "I've been trying to lose weight recently." ”
Me: "Don't lose weight, you're not ugly because you're fat." ”
After that, ignoring Yuta Ashiya's jumping feet, he left Ashiya's house with a group of people.
In the car, Abe Shuang wanted to bow to me again to thank me, I hurriedly stretched out my hand to stop her, and said to her with a smile: "You are always so polite, you have to bow at every turn, do you treat me as an outsider?"
Xiao Ai: "Do you still want to be her insider?"
Abe blushed shyly, lowered his head and said, "Mengsang, thank you very much." ”
The Abe family who came with him also changed their previous attitude, and they couldn't stop praising us with a pleasant face.
Middle-aged man: "Mengsang is really magnificent, a hero is a young man, you have made a big breath of evil for our Abe family, thank you so much!"
"Who said before that I didn't do my best and asked for my own hardship?" I replied angrily.
"I apologize to you on behalf of the Abe family for what happened before, but I spoke a little more heavily just now, and I am also worried about the honor of the Abe family. ”
"Apologize, why don't you plead guilty?" I said disdainfully.
"You! What kind of attitude do you have!"
"What attitude, do I have anything to do with you?"
"How can I say that, this is also the action that our Abe family is responsible for contacting, how can you talk to me like this?"
"Are you the head of the Abe family?"
“......”
"Not you?"
"It's not. ”
"Then why don't you stay here?"