The foreign Taoist priest stared at a young girl not far from the backstage, and shouted excitedly: "It's her, it's her!"

I wondered, "Why, did you see the girl of your dreams?"

The foreign Taoist priest looked disdainful: "Don't talk nonsense, the lover of my dreams is Yuanyuan!"

Me: "You have nightmares every day, and I've wronged you enough." ”

The foreign Taoist priest flew at me, and then said impatiently: "Don't interrupt, okay, I said, I found it!"

I patted the footprints on my body and asked, "What did you find?"

The foreign priest excitedly pointed to the beautiful woman on the side.

At this moment, she was gritting her teeth, clenching her fists, staring at Qian Lanlan who was on the stage at the curtain call, with a sad look in her eyes, as if someone owed her money.

The foreign Taoist priest pointed at her and received: "Look at her, the Yin Hall is narrow, and the person is short, she must be narrow-minded and unpopular." He has a small mouth and a tight mouth, and he is not tolerant. That's why Qian Lanlan succeeded this time, and she was angry like that. After speaking, he pointed to his eyebrows and continued: "Looking at her frowning eyebrows and hanging from the end of her eyes, she must have a harmful heart, so it can be inferred that the dress just now was definitely cut by her!"

With an expression of disbelief, I asked, "I'll go, are you kidding me? Who is shouting at me every day to believe in science and put an end to feudal superstition? Why are you starting to fix this now?"

The foreign Taoist priest looked impatient and shook my hand away: "What are you doing?"

Me: "I'll check to see if you haven't recovered since you changed last time, and you're still stupid." ”

The foreign Taoist priest looked at me with an idiot-like expression: "Silly X, don't you know that this is science in itself!"

I'm confused, to be exact, I'm blindfolded.

The so-called idea of looking at the world from a scientific perspective has always been instilled in me by foreign Taoists. I also gradually feel that Taoism is also inseparable from the realm of natural science, just like these great gods who are coaxing around me, if they have the ability to go to heaven and earth, they will also get athlete's foot, snoring when they sleep, and there are even lewd and lustful people like the third prince who lack a root in their brains or are as obscene and lustful as Lao Xuan.

Therefore, I always think that the legendary words that fate is determined by heaven and each other is born from the heart are bluffing.

It's like Lao Xuan first fooled me and said that I am the body of the Eight Yin, and I am the best candidate to be the Yin.

But now, the words that the foreign Taoist priest suddenly came out of nowhere, completely overwhelmed me.

These days, I always have to live with the idea of being wronged.

There is never any heavy sense of mission on the back.

However, the foreign Taoist priest suddenly came out of his heart, and I couldn't help but think of what Lao Xuan said about my fate at the earliest.

I asked the foreign priest, "Is there really such a thing as a relationship?"

Foreign Taoist: "Nonsense! This is science!"

Me: "Then it's true that I'm the body of the Eight Yins?"

Foreign Taoist: "Eight Yin Body?"

I said with a disappointed face: "The old urge said that I am the body of the Eight Yin, so I will be incompatible with normal people, destined to commit the Heavenly Evil Lone Star, and I will not be able to live in front of others for the rest ......of my life, and I will be bullied everywhere."

When the foreign Taoist priest heard this, he leaned back and laughed: "Are you stupid?

Me: "However, you also said that the relationship is born from the heart, and the fate is determined by heaven." ”

The foreign Taoist priest had a straight face: "I only said the first half of the sentence, and the second half of the sentence was added by yourself, don't rely on me." ”

Me: "?"

The foreign Taoist priest pouted: "You are stupid, the reason why you have been bullied everywhere before, and you have bad luck all the time, is not because of some bullshit body." ”

Me: "What's the reason for that?"

Foreign Taoist: "Because you're ugly!"

I was furious: "Get out!"

The foreign Taoist priest sighed, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "Actually, there are some things that we can't understand. Sometimes, it's better not to know than to know. ”

Me: "What do you mean?"

Foreign Taoist: "For example, I regret knowing that I am Zhong Kui." ”

Me: "I don't regret knowing that I am a Heavenly Master. ”

The foreign Taoist priest looked at me fixedly: "That's because you don't know yet." ”

Me: "?"

Foreign Taoist: "Actually, ......"

Just as we were talking, Qian Lanlan had finished the curtain call and ran off the stage excitedly. Seeing me standing behind the scenes with a melancholy face, he asked, "Brother Meng, what's wrong with you? Are you so unwilling to go shopping and watch movies with me?"

I waved my hand and said, "Don't think about it." After speaking, he remembered the 'villain' who was born from the heart of the foreign Taoist priest, so he pointed at Qian Lanlan and said, "Do you know her?"

Qian Lanlan looked in the direction I pointed and said, "Hey, isn't this the Korean girl Zheng Zuoji next door to me?" She is also the favorite to win the championship in this competition, she has been less than ten points lower than me before, and she bites very tightly!" ”

Is making a chicken?

Me: "Is there any of his relatives among the judges?"

The foreign Taoist priest smiled and said to me: "How about it, the motive for the crime and the location of the crime are very consistent, now believe it, right?"

I spread my hands helplessly, "I believe what can I do, if I cut all the scissors, can I still run to beat him?" ”

Qian Lanlan asked with a puzzled expression, "What are you talking about?"

"Dogdan'er said, this Miss Chicken cut your skirt. I pointed to the foreign Taoist priest beside me and said.

Qian Lanlan: "How do you know?"

The foreign Taoist priest cleared his throat, put on a fairy wind and Taoist appearance, and repeated the heartfelt words he had just told me to Qian Lanlan.

"Wow! You are all so powerful, you can actually solve the case by facing us!" Qian Lanlan looked at us with admiration.

The foreign Taoist priest said proudly: "How about it, do you want me to help you take revenge?"

Qian Lanlan: "However, you group of immortal cultivators, it's not good to beat ordinary people like this, not to mention that she is still a girl." ”

Me: "I've told you hundreds of times, it's no good to read less fantasy novels!"

Qian Lanlan stuck out her tongue and nodded mischievously: "Got it, uncle!"

Me: "......"

Foreign Taoist: "Who said you were going to beat her? With that, he smiled confidently at us, and walked towards the Miss Chicken and began to talk to her enthusiastically.

After a while, the foreign Taoist priest walked back triumphantly, shook his finger at us, and boasted, "Look, what is this?"

I spat at him and said disdainfully: "The revenge you are talking about is to pull someone's hair?"

The foreign Taoist priest looked at me coldly: "It's terrible to be uneducated." With that, he took out a villain made of straw from his pocket and tied Zheng Zuoji's hair to the villain. "Do you know what it means to lower your head? See clearly, the show is about to begin. ”

At this time, the name of Zheng Zuoji was announced on the radio, and it turned out that she was performing the classic swan death in the ballet.

"Okay, let's turn this white swan into foie gras rice!" The foreign Taoist priest took out a few talismans from his body, and after pinching the mantra, the talisman turned into a small paper figure and walked along the wall all the way to the broadcast station.

After Zheng Zuoji slowly stepped onto the stage, she stood quietly in the center, the spotlights were all on her, she turned her back to the audience, and posed a classic pose.

Then, the beautiful music sounded.

Zheng Zuoji slowly turned her head and smiled at the audience, fascinating a large audience.

But suddenly, she froze there, her hands and feet did not obey the call, and she did not move.

The music continued to play, but Zheng Zuoji didn't move at all, just stared at the godfather judges in the audience with his eyes, and asked for help in embarrassment.

Everyone present was stunned, and then there was a noisy discussion from the audience.

I looked at the foreign Taoist priest who was pinching the villain's limbs on the side, and said with a smug smile: "You kid is damaged enough, now she is too big." ”

The foreign Taoist priest smiled siniestly and said, "What's the hurry, the good show is still to come." ”

After that, I saw a loud noise on the radio, and then the music of Swan Lake stopped abruptly, and two seconds later, it became the most familiar tune.

Zheng Zuoji's body also began to move with the music.

"The eighth set of broadcast gymnastics, start now!"