The eighth set of radio gymnastics, directed by Yang Taoist priest and starring Zheng Zuoji, received unanimous praise from the audience.

Just looking at the audience's jaw-dropping and talking, you know that this film is the only work with less than three people and the heroine wearing clothes, which can also cause such a strong topic among the audience.

In a country that excels at producing works with less than three participants, it is an unprecedented challenge to produce such a masterpiece that does not go along the way.

The eighth set of radio gymnastics performed by the heroine Zheng Zuoji strongly evoked the childhood memories of the audience. And Zheng Zuoji's helpless and frightened face when she danced gymnastics directly reflected the inner reflection of these viewers who grew up dancing radio gymnastics when they entered society as adults.

What's even more ingenious is that Zheng Zuoji looked at the referee's frequently cast eyes for help, and a bald man in the judges' seat covered his face and pretended not to see the embarrassing reaction on the stage, which even more strongly alluded to the harshest social phenomenon at the moment - that is, the godfather flying when the disaster came. The positive idea of appealing to the majority of female compatriots that godfathers are not as good as fathers, and that family affection is far more important than human affection has also triggered a new round of deep thinking among the audience about the distorted trend of capitalist father-recognizing.

And at the final award ceremony, the godfather cleverly awarded Zheng Zuoji a special talent award, and used dystopian spirit to tell the audience that reality is often so realistic. It can always give you a limit reversal when you think you have no way out. It also made the audience full of positive energy for their lives.

Also, compared with this kind of bloody plot of wearing a ballet suit and dancing an awkward set of broadcast gymnastics in front of thousands of people, we can happily win the award after trying to find a crack in the ground, our daily self-pity fucked life is much better.

At the very least, the audience has grown so big and has not lost face in front of so many people.

Zheng Zuoji faced such a setback, and was able to laugh on the stage and pick up the trophy like no one else, thanking his eight generations of ancestors. That happy face was much more excited than Qian Lanlan, who won the jackpot. This spirit of not being afraid of setbacks is a model for us to learn and imitate!

The foreign Taoist priest was disdainful of my nonsense, and complained with a cold face: "You just envy others for having a backstage." ”

Me: "......"

In short, the tricks of the foreign Taoist priest have made Qian Lanlan very happy, and it has also made her backstage competitor forced to withdraw from the competition.

I wonder if her godfather will be dripping wax tonight.

After the award ceremony, the audience left the venue vaguely, leaving only the top 10 of the competition and the judges to commemorate the occasion.

I stood backstage with the foreign priest, sighing as these flowery girls scratched their heads and posed in front of the camera.

At this time, Zheng Zuoji was standing beside Qian Lanlan. With a smile on his face, he said words of congratulations, which was extremely cordial. I even suspect that the person standing behind the curtain and stomping her feet was not her, but her twin sister or something.

"What a green tea. "I couldn't help but complain.

Chen Siqi on the side sneered twice: "At this level, is she still a green tea?" You can see that she is very hypocritical, and those battle-hardened bosses can't see it?"

Me: "If you can see through that she is such a green tea person, why would anyone want her? I really don't know what those rich people think." The brain is caught in the door. ”

The foreign Taoist priest hurriedly spread his hands: "Don't look at me, I'm not a rich person." After that, he pointed to the four eyes beside him, "You ask him this question, and he has a deep understanding." ”

Chen Siqi scolded angrily: "Nothing - get out!"

"I don't know what these girls think in their hearts, selling their smiles and bodies at a young age in exchange for a moment of drunken gold fans, isn't it good to have a dull life?" I sighed and said with emotion. Then he smiled at the iron-faced Chen Siqi and explained: "I didn't say you, don't guess." ”

Chen Siqi smiled unmindfully: "It's okay, it's normal that you disdain those green tea to sell their smiles and flesh." ”

Me: "?"

Chen Siqi: "Because no one is willing to buy you at all." ”

I scoffed: "That's because I don't care about it, I'd rather steal half a day." ”

Chen Siqi smiled: "You are called willing to be mediocre." ”

Me: "......"

After the group photo, the godfathers of all the beauties flashed out of various unknown corners, and stacks of flowers surrounded the canaries on the stage.

The scent of flowers spreads out and permeates the entire stage.

The foreign Taoist took a deep breath and sighed unsatisfactorily: "It's so fragrant!"

I sniffed hard and asked, "What kind of flower is this?"

"Yes, it doesn't seem to be just a floral scent. There seems to be a faint ......." The foreign priest inhaled the aroma with great satisfaction, and tried to think about the smell.

The four-eyed man on the side asked tentatively, "Isn't it, the smell of wine?"

The foreign Taoist priest slapped his head and shouted, "Yes! It's the smell of wine!"

I wondered, "How can there be a smell of wine in the flowers?"

The foreign Taoist priest said with certainty: "No, it is definitely the fragrance of wine!" After that, he smashed his lips and raised his head and looked around: "Who is drinking? It is much more fragrant than the daughter of the thirteenth princess!"

At this time, everyone on the stage seemed to smell this strange fragrance, and they all stopped their movements and took a deep breath.

The foreign Taoist priest shouted, "Not good!" hurriedly took out a few charms from his arms, pinched them, and then stuffed one of them into his mouth to chew and chew it.

I looked at him disgustingly: "Why are you getting heavier and heavier." ”

The foreign priest did not answer, but came up and grabbed my chin, pinched my mouth hard, and made a gesture to put the charm into my mouth.

I pushed him away, shook my head, and said, "I'm not good at this." ”

Foreign Taoist: "Eat quickly! It's too late!"

I shook my hand again and again: "I won't eat it if I am killed!"

The foreign Taoist priest anxiously explained: "This fragrance is poisonous! Swallow the talisman quickly! Otherwise, ......."

Before I could say anything, I snatched the charm and stuffed it into my mouth.

The foreign Taoist priest sent the remaining talisman to Four Eyes and Lin Siqi, and let the two of them swallow it as well.

After that, the foreign Taoist priest looked at me playfully: "Didn't you kill and not eat?"

I smiled awkwardly, "Haven't I been killed yet?" ”

The four-eyed man on the side asked the foreign Taoist priest with a puzzled face, "Hero, what's going on?"

The foreign Taoist priest calmed down and said: "This is an ancient Gu technique, by poisoning the smell, people will lose their minds, the light ones will be drowsy, and the heavy ones will lose consciousness, and they will be at the mercy of the Gu people. ”

After hearing this, he asked excitedly: "Could it be the legendary Ecstasy Soul Killing Incense dedicated to the assassination of masters?"

The foreign Taoist priest took a bite of him: "Mini girl!"

Me: "Isn't it just poisonous smoke, it's so mysterious, and it's also a trick, Stephen Chow has already invented it in his movie, okay!

The foreign Taoist priest was speechless: "Your poisonous smoke will make everyone want to smoke it all the time? Do you think it's opium?"

I turned my head to look, and everyone seemed to have fallen into obsession, and they all inhaled vigorously, as if they were afraid that the aroma would be snatched away by others.

After a few minutes, the fragrance gradually faded, and everyone began to move slowly, and after a while, they fainted on the stage one after another.

At this time, a bunch of masked men gradually appeared in the shadows under the stage, smiling lewdly and walking towards the stage.

"Oops! Qian Lanlan is still on stage!" I broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly rushed to the front desk, but was pulled by the foreign Taoist priest.

I turned back anxiously, and the foreign Taoist priest made a silent gesture at me, and whispered, "Don't worry, let's take a look first." ”

Me: "Don't be in a hurry, you have to collect Lan Lan's body!"

Foreign Taoist: "If you go out like this, I will have to collect your body." ”

Me: "?"

The foreign Taoist priest froze and said to us: "There are not many people in Japan who will use this kind of Gu technique, if I am not mistaken, the person who came this time must be him." ”

Me: "Who are you talking about?"

The foreign Taoist priest swallowed his saliva, pointed to the platform, and said, "It's really him!"

I looked in the direction pointed by the foreign Taoist priest, and saw a person pushing aside the masked men, unveiling his veil, standing on the stage, staring at the people lying on the ground and drooling: "Yo Xi! I'm going to have a full meal today!"

I turned back to the foreign priest: "It seems that you have found something as heavy as you." ”

When the foreign Taoist priest heard this, his body tumbled, and then he turned around and gushed again.