Cross talk is different from sketches, most of the sketches are the continuity of a small plot, and cross talk is more about the disadvantages of the times, with the characteristics of the times and regions, just like Guo Degang's cross talk, representing the Beijing-Tianjin region, the cross talk of the soldiers, is the flavor of Hunan, but here in Miaofu, it has northwest characteristics. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Therefore, many of the cross talk are popular jokes at the moment, or hot spots of current affairs, and if Zhou Xing wants to use it, he has to change it, sometimes the burden of cross talk is coherent, and if he changes one, many places have to be adjusted later.

That's the case here, Miao Fu can't use Conan, One Piece, etc. in their cross talk, as well as the theme song of Journey to the West, as well as the song of daughter's love, have all been deleted.

Although there is less baggage, the rhythm is also more compact, and the theme has not changed much, for cross talk, it can be regarded as an argumentative essay, jumping from one paragraph to another, which is the argument in the argumentative essay, one or two less does not affect the overall situation.

At this time, Zhou Xing asked Guo Chao: "Why are you ignoring me?"

Guo Chao frowned and said, "This is the Journey to the West you watched?"

Zhou Xing nodded as a matter of course: "Ah!"

Guo Chao patted his face and said, "I'm scared for you, do you know?"

Zhou Xing was speechless and said, "What's wrong?"

Guo Chao said angrily: "What are you watching Journey to the West, you obviously watched 25 episodes of Daughter Country!"

The audience laughed below, and the audience in front of the TV couldn't help laughing, and said in their hearts that this week's star can give full play to the gags, and the whole one pretends to be stupid and stunned, and it doesn't make people disgusting and annoying, but it just feels interesting, which is rare.

Under Guo Chao's angry gaze, Zhou Xing sneered: "Maybe this episode is more impressive." ”

Guo Chao waved his hand: "I don't take you to see it like this." ”

Zhou Xing smiled, and the topic changed again: "In addition to Journey to the West, I have also watched others." ”

Guo Chao looked at Zhou Xing suspiciously: "And?"

Zhou Xing snapped his fingers: "For example, the kettle is passed on, and the kettle is passed on, and I also love to watch it!"

There was a small piece of laughter from the audience again, and Guo Chao obviously teased knowingly: "You have seen the kettle!"

The audience laughed again.

Zhou Xing himself was still unaware, and he stretched out his hand proudly and gestured: "One hundred and eight big kettles!"

Guo Chao suddenly shouted: "Ouch, what a big boiler room this is!"

"Poofhahahaha!"

"Zhou Xing's stupid hat, I'm also drunk......"

……

Zhou Xing glared back at Guo Chao at this time: "People are heroes, what a boiler room!"

Guo Chao leaned his head over, squinted and smiled: "Do heroes have a kettle?"

Zhou Xingdao: "There is that book!"

Guo Chao couldn't listen anymore at this time, and waved his hand to interrupt: "Water Margin!"

Zhou Xing turned his head in a daze: "Water Margin?"

Guo Chao continued to remind: "Liang Shanbo!"

Zhou Xing immediately laughed: "I know this, and Zhu Yingtai!"

"Oh my God!" Guo Chao suddenly collapsed, covering his face and unable to speak.

Zhou Xing looked at Guo Chao's appearance, and said in a low voice: "Did I say it wrong again?"

Guo Chao said angrily: "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Ying are another story!"

Zhou Xing was puzzled: "Then the Liangshan you just said-"

Guo Chao hurriedly stopped: "It's Shuibo Liangshan!"

In fact, there is a problem in this place, because Liang Shanbo's Bo is Bo Yin, and Liangshan Bo's Bo is Po Yin, the sound is different, but later Wang Sheng explained in Weibo that it is the need for creation, please forgive him, a student majoring in excavators at Shaanxi University of Dinner, so everyone laughed and didn't care.

But this mistake, in a fast-paced program like cross talk, if you don't think about it carefully, you won't find it.

At this time, Zhou Xing snapped his fingers on the stage and said, "Song Jiang has it, right?"

Guo Chao nodded: "Yes!"

Zhou Xing continued to count: "Hu Sanniang!"

Guo Chao nodded again: "Yes!"

Zhou Xing spread his hands: "It's a butterfly!"

"I'll go!" Guo Chao was completely speechless!

Zhou Xing wondered, "What's wrong?"

Guo Chao said angrily: "Turning a butterfly into a butterfly has to have Zhu Yingtai!"

Zhou Xing also said hurriedly: "Is there any of that?"

Guo Chao covered his face: "Don't ask me, I don't know if there is a ...... now"

Zhou Xing smiled and said, "I may see less, anyway, it's one hundred and eight generals!"

Guo Chao said: "This is about the same. ”

Then he talked about the Three Kingdoms, Zhou Xing said: "The classic of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", how good Wei Shu and Wu are, especially when I look at military divisions. ”

Guo Chao: "Strategist!"

Zhou Xing nodded and said: "Strategists don't fight, people fight wits and courage!"

Guo Chao: "That's right!"

Zhou Xing: "Especially those strategists inside!"

Guo Chao asked, "Which ones?"

Zhou Xing smiled and stretched out three fingers: "I like those three the most!"

Guo Chao: "Three?"

Zhou Xing snapped his fingers and said, "Zhuge Liang, the first one!"

Guo Chao nodded: "Yes, yes, yes." ”

But then, Zhou Xing went off the rails again: "I like Kong Ming and Wolong!"

Guo Chao covered his face again, looking helpless.

Listening to Zhou Xing's words, and then looking at Guo Chao's appearance, the audience laughed again.

And Zhou Xing was still chattering: "They are all very smart! Straw boats borrow arrows, three dozen Zhujiazhuang, and four explore the bottomless pit——"

At this time, Guo Chao came back to his senses and hurriedly grabbed Zhou Xing: "What...... What? Three dozen Zhujiazhuang, rescued Zhu Yingtai and turned into a butterfly, right, this is?"

In the eyes of the audience at this time, Zhou Xing's trembling, Guo Chao's support, the match is really amazing, especially Zhou Xing's look and speech coordination, just right, I want to laugh when I listen to the voice, and then look at Guo Chao's appearance, I am even happier!

Zhou Xing hesitated at this time and turned his head: "Why did you turn into a butterfly again?"

Guo Chao said angrily: "What is this, looking back, are you all back?"

As soon as the Three Kingdoms finished speaking, Zhou Xing made fun of the Dream of Red Mansions again, only to hear Zhou Xing say: "What I like to see the most is the things of talented and beautiful people"

Guo Chao suddenly waved his hand, with a look of disdain: "Ouch, hey, don't disgust me!"

Zhou Xing didn't care, and continued in the laughter of the audience: "The Dream of Red Mansions, how good is that Cao Xueqin in it!"

Guo Chao was amused, stretched out his hand and gestured: "This is the author, it's not in the book, just look at the title page, right, see the word - Cao Xueqin, and then, snap, the book is closed!

Zhou Xing said speechlessly: "Why should I just read the title page?"

Guo Chao continued to be merciless: "What the hell is this!"

Zhou Xing smiled: "Cao Xueqin, I like this person!"

Guo Chao said in a muffled voice: "Hmm!"

Zhou Xingdao: "This author, good guy, it turns out that when he was young, his family was very rich!"

Guo Chaotuo said: "Yes!"

Zhou Xing said: "Later, the family fell into the middle of the road!"

Guo Chao turned his head in surprise: "Eh?"

And Zhou Xing continued: "In his later years, he could only rely on selling books, selling red in the snow, and celery to barely survive. ”

Guo Chao hurriedly stopped Zhou Xing: "Wait!"

When Zhou Xing pulled him in Guo Chao, his mouth didn't stop, and he said finely: "Later, it was rumored that the clay man Zhang, Xueqin Cao-"

Guo Chao frowned and was puzzled: "Selling red and celery in the snow?"

Zhou Xing said of course: "Snow celery Cao, red in the snow, celery." He's got to live, you know?"

The audience laughed.

And Guo Chao was instantly dumbfounded: "Call Cao Xueqin and it will be a small trader, right?"

Zhou Xing smiled: "I'm thinking about it like this." ”

The audience couldn't help it anymore, and they all burst out laughing, especially Zhou Xing's serious appearance at the end, what he said was serious, as if it was really like that, it was difficult for people not to laugh.

And the audience also admired Zhou Xing, in a short period of time, the four famous novels have made this guy a scourge!

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The third is more, I'm really sorry, sitting here every day, my neck hurts uncomfortably, and I write a little slowly, forgive me. The next chapter is still at 0:00 p.m.