Since the start of the comedian, Gao Longxiang has not fallen in every issue, and even after watching the premiere, he has to watch the replay again after that, even if he doesn't catch up with the time of the replay, he will watch it at Youguan. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Not only Gao Longxiang watched it, but also the students of their school.

There is a TV in every classroom, and because there is no class on Friday night, many students return to the classroom after eating and watch the premiere in front of the TV.

But when they saw this place, these students, including Gao Longxiang and those faculty members, grinned, just like you watched a certain show and said the name of your school from the mouth of a celebrity, and they were very excited.

Although only the excavator is said now, from Zhou Xing's mouth, it must have something to do with Long Xiang, and they are all looking forward to it, waiting for their school to appear.

The most anticipated nature is Gao Longxiang, who stared at the TV without blinking at this time, watching Zhou Xing talk about cross talk.

And at this time on stage.

Guo Chao was annoyed when he heard Zhou Xing's words: "Can you chat?"

Zhou Xing was surprised: "What's wrong?"

Guo Chao smiled angrily: "Hmph, what's wrong? College of Liberal Arts, Beijing Normal University, I study imported excavator repair, why don't I go to Longxiang Technical School?"

"Hahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.

In Longxiang Technical School, at this time, there was a thunderous laughter, which shook the entire campus, and there were even applause and applause.

When the lines of Longxiang Technical School came out, the sound of taking pictures in each classroom suddenly rang out, and after the shooting, it was sent to their own personal space, proudly: "Haha, our school!"

There are also people who don't forget to promote comedians: "Our school's spokesperson Zhou Xing's new work directly wrote our school into it, haha, I highly recommend comedians, it's so funny!"

After Guo Chao finished speaking, Zhou Xing blinked: "Longxiang Technical School is not bad, which excavator is strong, Huaxia Dongshan is looking for Longxiang, what a loud name, Huaxia famous brand!"

As he spoke, Zhou Xing also stretched out his hand and gave a thumbs up, making the laughter even worse.

Although there is some ridicule here, and even the meaning of self-blackening, but cross talk is not like this, who is black, black is happy, and if the name of Longxiang Technical School is said here, it is also an advertisement, especially this advertising word was said by Zhou Xing, which is naturally very effective, at least countless viewers remember it instantly.

And those students of Longxiang took pictures again, and this advertising slogan can be even more powerful.

Guo Chao hurriedly grabbed Zhou Xing: "Okay, okay, don't advertise, and don't pay you more!"

Zhou Xing raised his hand: "What are you afraid of, I'll go to their school to collect money tomorrow!"

The audience laughs again!

And Gao Longxiang was already smiling happily and patting the table to applaud.

Zhou Xing had already adjusted at this time, and changed the topic: "I have no experience in college, but I heard that Mr. Guo was one of the four talents of the Faculty of Arts!"

Guo Chao hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No me!"

And Zhou Xing didn't care about Guo Chao's demolition at all, and continued: "He can do nine!"

Guo Chao was stunned, lowered his head and gestured with his fingers to Jiu, and was speechless: "I...... I'm going to ...... nine times"

As soon as the audience heard it, they knew that Zhou Xing was talking nonsense, but he didn't realize it, and still said seriously: "At that time, I knew about it as soon as I inquired." ”

Guo Chao waved his hand and stopped: "Don't, don't, don't be the four talents......"

Zhou Xing turned his head in surprise: "Huh?"

Guo Chao gestured to the eight and said angrily: "I'm not even the Eight King Kongs!"

Zhou Xing's face was puzzled: "What...... Why aren't the Eight King Kongs?"

Guo Chao said angrily: "I'm an old nine!"

Zhou Xing turned his head and said honestly: "Aren't you ranked like 3579 like this? The eldest is the third, the second is the fifth, the third is the seventh, you-ninth!"

The audience was amused again.

And Guo Chao was already speechless at this time: "The Faculty of Arts sorted out the equal difference series?"

"Poofha!" the audience applauded and laughed.

Zhou Xing said with a smile: "This shows that you are both civil and military." ”

Guo Chao waved his hand impatiently: "Don't say it, I haven't heard of it at all!"

Zhou Xing changed the topic again: "I'm telling the truth now, I have to replenish my energy." ”

Saying that, Zhou Xing pointed at Guo Chao and said: "Because people are full of economy, and we are a pair of partners, it's hard to tell the truth, and my heart is also so good-"

Speaking of this, Zhou Xing subconsciously turned his head and peeked at Guo Chao, and quickly changed his words: "Worried!"

"Hahahahaha!" The audience couldn't help but laugh again.

Zhou Xing rubbed his hands and said a little embarrassed: "I have to come with others, I have also started reading recently." ”

Guo Chao suddenly looked at Zhou Xing curiously: "Oh?"

Zhou Xing spread out his hand and said proudly: "Now I can say that I am, to the point where I can't let go of the volume!"

It's just that Zhou Xing's scroll was read for the third time, which made Guo Chao unangry after hearing it: "What's wrong with you being hungry again?

Saying that, Guo Chao corrected: "I can't let go of the scroll, the fourth sound!"

Zhou Xing smiled and nodded: "Well, I can't let go of the scroll." ”

As he spoke, Zhou Xing waved his hand and said, "All kinds of Chinese and foreign masterpieces, good guys take them and read them every day!"

Guo Chao smiled: "What are you looking at?"

Zhou Xing gestured with his hand: "Ah, what "Matsumoto Detective", "Hero King" and so on-"

It turns out that in this cross talk, Miao Fu is talking about "Detective Conan" and "One Piece", which is naturally not available in this world, and Zhou Xing has changed it to an anime similar to this world, which makes the audience laugh again and again.

Guo Chao scoffed: "Cut!"

And Zhou Xing suddenly tasted, and said proudly: "Take it in your hand every day to see it!"

Guo Chao waved his hand and mocked: "You add a copy of "Brave Elf" and "Mighty Monster", this is called the four famous books, do you know?"

Zhou Xing scratched his head: "Really?"

Seeing that Zhou Xing still looked ignorant, the audience smiled and leaned back and forth, these four animations are all classics of neighboring countries, and they were introduced to China a decade or two ago, and they are almost household names.

Guo Chao said angrily: "Where is this to read comics!"

Zhou Xing smiled a little embarrassedly: "I want to develop my habit of reading books, and use comics to seduce me first." ”

Guo Chao immediately corrected: "Cultivate!"

Originally, Guo Chao didn't correct it, but the audience didn't feel anything, but this correction immediately felt that Zhou Xing was illiterate, and laughed again.

Zhou Xing smirked and nodded: "Oh, cultivate." ”

Guo Chao waved his hand: "Books can't seduce you!"

Then when it came to the four famous novels, Zhou Xing showed great love for "Journey to the West": "I like to watch this, and when I watch it every summer, I will memorize it backwards." ”

"Oh, is it?" Guo Chao said curiously, and said with a smile: "That...... Tell me a while?"

Zhou Xing was not timid, and immediately cocked his orchid finger and snorted: "Brother Royal, Brother Royal, Brother Royal, Brother Royal......"

Guo Chao hurriedly grabbed Zhou Xing: "It's not over yet, are you, don't you remember this if you don't tell me?"

Zhou Xing pushed him away and hurriedly said, "And, there's more!"

"Then you say it!" Guo Chao didn't have a good breath.

Zhou Xing put out his orchid finger again, suddenly turned his face to look at Guo Chao, and hooked his hand: "Brother Yu, give the old lady a ~~~"

Guo Chao subconsciously replied: "Hey!"

After finishing speaking, Guo Chao came back to his senses and pushed Zhou Xing to his feet!

"Poofha

The audience was almost stupid with laughter, leaning forward and backward one by one, some even patting their chairs and laughing, and even the audience in front of the TV was amused.

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