I'm so stupid, I was deceived by Old Man Cui to do a bad errand.

However, thankfully, no one has bullied me since then, after all, I am also a civil servant in charge of yin and yang, and I hold important positions.

Well, don't do or die.

The real reason why no one bullied me was just because the people I worked with were all not people!

The black and white impermanence in charge of human reincarnation formed a bond with me because I won their month's salary on the first night of my tenure, and arranged all kinds of speechless jobs for me every once in a while.

And the bull-headed horse-faced brother who is in charge of the animal life road is angry with me because I hold my stomach and laugh for five minutes when I see their handsome faces, and always asks me to do a lot of strange things.

What's even more hateful is that the old guy Cui, an old guy, comes to me every time in the name of inspection work to eat and drink. Moreover, he eats instant noodles with double ingredients every time!

The saddest thing is that as a ghost, I didn't learn the ability to go to the heavens and the earth like those cow x immortals on TV, and I am not even as good as a little Taoist priest in Maoshan Mountain. People can draw a spell or something, but I can only rely on this iPad that makes people cry and laugh.

Actually, Mr. Cui is right, with this ipad, he is indeed not afraid of any ghosts, snakes, and gods.

After all, all the bosses in the underworld have kept up with the pace of society and written their various magic skills into apps.

For example, the black and white impermanence of the Soul Hook Death Lock VIP version, you only need to pay 5000 coins to bless the iPad with 5 minutes of soul hooking skills, and easily take the three souls and seven spirits scattered by the dying person.

There is also a special version of Judge Cui's Book of Life and Death, which will appear on the map in the form of green, yellow and red points for the soul collection task they get, when the yellow dot flashes, it is about to die, and when the yellow dot turns green, it is a ghost without resentment, they will consciously follow the guidance of the City God Temple in each city to enter reincarnation, and when the yellow dot turns red, there is resentment, and at this time, we need to come forward.

And this amnesiac brother belongs to the one who has grievances, so I need to resolve it for him so that he can re-enter the six realms of reincarnation.

Straight to the point.

I took 50 yuan from the owner of the stinky tofu stall and took a taxi back home with my amnesiac brother who could only scream.

"Ouch, Brother Meng, there's a new member again!" said the old pervert who I brought home two days ago.

"Liu Lao Er, you are stealing my instant noodles again!"

"Why, isn't this a good place here. ”

"Who are you fooling, you really ate it, and I convinced you, every time I sucked the taste of instant noodles dry, making me taste like chewing wax, you say that you are a ghost, why are you still so greedy?"

Liu Lao Er shook his head and said, "Confucius said, chromophobia!"

The female ghost on the side also came over and interjected, "Mencius said, Confucius is right!"

The three of us were blushing as we discussed whether ghosts should steal the essence of the real thing, and just when I couldn't help but pick up my ipad and shoot them again,

Brother Amnesia, who was ignored by us, suddenly stood up and patted me on the shoulder, with a puzzled expression on his face, "Huh?"

And at this time, everyone remembered this new member.

The female ghost circled around the amnesiac brother, looked at it for a long time, and then stretched out her finger and poked the amnesiac brother while saying

"This handsome guy's tattoo is so cute, it reminds me of my boyfriend. ”

"Go, go, go, where did your boyfriend get his tattoo!"

"It's just that I don't have a tattoo, I feel sorry that I didn't get a couple tattoo with my boyfriend before I died. ”

"Okay, big sister, everything can be associated with your boyfriend, you are really infatuated at home! Don't cry, don't cry, I'll take you to your boyfriend tomorrow." ”

The female ghost burst into tears and laughed and thanked me Shanshan.

"Okay, okay, let me introduce to you, this uncle is called Liu Laoer, who peeked at others in the toilet before his death, and accidentally lost his foot and drowned in the dung pit. ”

Liu Lao Er stood up and beckoned to Brother Amnesia, and said with a shy smile, "I have won awards, so why worry about trivial things." ”

"Who is praising you! A person who is half in the ground and still runs to the public toilet to peek at others, and you are embarrassed to say that you have won the award?

Liu Lao Er returned without being shocked, "Brother Meng, when you went to pick me up that day, I don't know who was lying in my dark eye for 2 hours?"

"Ahem, don't mention it, don't mention it. Forget it, we'll leave him alone and introduce you to this young lady. She's a college student.,Because of a quarrel with her boyfriend, she jumped off the building.,Her name is.。。 Call... What's your name?"

"My name is Chen Xiaoran, my boyfriend calls me Ran Ran, he said that he was going to propose to me at the graduation ceremony, who knew that he disappeared that day, what should I do? Brother Meng, you have to help me, woo woo. I...... ”

"Can you not show affection? Open your mouth and shut up boyfriend, don't you know how fast Xiu'en loves to die?"

Liu Lao Er interjected, "Brother Meng, she is dead." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, you are showing affection, love and death, do you know it!

When Xiao Ran heard this, he closed his mouth in horror.

"Okay, okay, let's introduce you to this newcomer, he is a gangster in Wangfu Avenue, and he happened to have amnesia when he was hacked to death, so I don't know what his name is, let's call him amnesia brother for the time being!"

"Ahh That one.. I have a name!"

It turned out that this kid could speak, and I asked him there for a long time, and he didn't say anything other than ah, and I thought that he had lost all his memories before he called his parents when he was one year old, so he couldn't speak.

"Okay, then what do you say your name. ”

"I, my name is Amnesia. ”

"I didn't give you a name, I asked you what your real name was?"

"I... I'm really called amnesia. The charity of mercy is the awe-inspiring righteousness. ”

It's really like the name, and I'm drunk too.

After introducing each other, the three unjust ghosts sat aside and chatted, Liu Lao Er began to tell Brother Amnesia about his feelings and experiences since he became a ghost for a week, and Xiao Ran interjected from time to time

"It reminds me of my boyfriend. ”

I, on the other hand, sat alone in the corner, smoking a cigarette and getting distressed.

To be honest, I'm just an ordinary person.

I've always thought that I couldn't do any job in this world except for the job of eating with my face. Now I suddenly have to resolve the grievances of these unjust ghosts, which really makes me a little overwhelmed.

Liu Laoer's problem is easy to solve, he has a crush on a woman in the same village for more than 60 years, from the first time she planted rice in the field to start her crush to become the only widow in the village, and then became an old grandmother holding her grandson in the sun at the door, but she has never confessed once. will only silently hide in the distance every day and peek, until that day when he peeped at the aunt in the public toilet, he accidentally fell into the dung pit, and his vigorous life came to a successful end.

This problem is easy to deal with, and when the old woman comes back from a trip abroad, I will take her to the lover of my dreams to confess once. With his wish, he can go to the underworld to reincarnate with peace of mind.

Of course, on the premise that the old woman was not scared to death by the fact that he became a ghost.

And Xiao Ran's problem is more troublesome.

As a woman who has been influenced by romance novels since she was a child, she is looking forward to the scene of being proposed by her boyfriend in front of everyone at the graduation ceremony.

Who knew that her boyfriend, who had been in love for two years, disappeared at a critical moment, and Xiao Ran, who was disheartened, also jumped off the building angrily.

In fact, with Xiao Ran's infatuation, he has no resentment towards his boyfriend, but he didn't know why his boyfriend disappeared before he died, so he just didn't blink an eye.

I thought that I could resolve my grievances by finding my boyfriend and asking him to explain and apologize, but who wanted to go to their school for two days and never heard from him. So she left me here and didn't leave.

And what makes me most depressed is this amnesiac brother. He didn't know anything but his name, and I wasn't a hypnotist, how could I help him get his memories back?

Forget it, don't think about things you don't understand, I sighed, turned on my ipad and entered the landlord, today I made an appointment to help Xie Qiye get some money, and I didn't dare to disobey the boss's orders.

And Xiao Ran, who was watching TV, thought of her boyfriend for some reason, and sat on the sofa in a daze with a gloomy face.

Liu Lao Er looked at Xiao Ran with pity on his face and said lightly to me

"Tomorrow, let's go together to help Xiao Ran find news of his boyfriend. It's not a way for such a good little girl to be sad every day, so find it early and let him solve his grievances as soon as possible. Oh, by the way, that pack you just threw out of the window wasn't a fake cigarette, it was just smoked by me. ”