At noon on the second day, the weather was fine.

I remember this day vividly.

Just as I was staring at the bear's paws, abalone, and bird's nest on the table with great interest, thinking about which one to eat first, I suddenly felt someone kick me hard in the ass. Suddenly, a table of delicacies from the mountains and seas was taken back by Zhou Gong.

I opened my eyes in annoyance and found that there were three people standing beside me, one of whom was the uncle who was taken away by me yesterday.

"Uncle, I was wrong! I will return the ipad to you! Don't hit me!"

Uncle looked at me and smiled silently.

A man in a white suit next to him said, "Surrey is Surrey, don't deny it!"

"What?"

"Since it's already, I want to deny it!"

What the hell is this big brother talking about, he comes early in the morning to disturb people's dreams, and he doesn't know how to straighten his tongue.

The black suit next to him couldn't get used to it, so he put aside the white suit and said, "You, take, do, escape, die!"

"What?"

In view of the fact that I couldn't communicate with these two masters, the old man had to stand up himself: "Let me explain." Xiao Meng, listen to me, do you remember the business card I showed you?"

"PR service, then you can't bring me two men, can you?"

The old uncle's face turned red, and he said: "It's not that, it's the director of the Yang Office of the Hades! Come, let me introduce you, this one in the white suit is Xie Bi'an Xie Qiye, and the one next to him is Fan Wusu Fan Baye." They are the famous black and white impermanence, the messengers who seduce the soul of people after death, and their direct superiors, and you can ask them at any time if you don't understand anything in your business in the future. ”

"Uncle? What kind of scams are you doing? Serial scams using a tablet computer as bait? Why don't you be professional? Black and white impermanence is all about coats and hats, okay! Think I haven't seen it?"

Bai Wuchang saw that I didn't believe it, so he said: "We are afraid of scaring Li (you), Chai Mi has changed his grandson (he has not changed)!

"Change! Black impermanence echoed on one side.

Uncle Cui looked at me at a loss, so he stepped forward and explained: "The eighth master said that changing your real body can't scare you to death!"

Isn't it? Really going to transform? I'm suddenly a clever, I don't really want to see hell, right?

I saw the two of them take out two coats from their bags and put them on their bodies, and took out two chef's hats and wore them crookedly.

I'll go! This is the legendary transformation? And scare me to death? Is there any mistake! Now this liar is getting more and more low-level, so he has to change his face in a second to be a little convincing, right?

Who would have thought that before I could open my mouth to complain, Bai Wuchang suddenly shouted: "Hurry!"

In an instant, a strong light made me unable to open my eyes, and a random gust of wind blew, and I saw two ghosts, a black and a white, standing in front of me, with four big characters written on the white impermanence hat, and the long tongue drooping to the chest, staring at me with a miserable white face and smiling, and the black impermanence hat said that the world is peaceful, with a black face, shouting at me, "Die!"

I yelled, "Oh!" and fainted.

A few minutes later, I woke up and saw Bai Wuchang bent over, his long tongue hanging down, dangling 5 centimeters from my eyes.

So, with a whoosh, I fainted again.

After several times of fainting and waking up. Black and white impermanence received his magical powers and put them back on his suit. And I reluctantly accepted the reality.

According to the theory of black and white impermanence, with the development of modern society, the prefecture has also begun to implement the so-called new legal reform.

In order to protect the ghost rights of every ghost, unjustly killed ghosts who cannot be reincarnated in hell will be received by a bad person, and strive to help them deal with their grievances so that they can embark on reincarnation as soon as possible. And the person in charge of this matter, so immortal is the master of the ring in the park that day, Judge Cui's nephew - Cui Ming. As a relational household of the prefecture, of course Mr. Cui will not do it himself, so he came up with such a trick and tricked me into taking away the ipad used to catch ghosts.

In this way, I became the one in charge of dealing with the unjust souls.

(What? The underworld still uses ipads? Don't go out! How long has Old Man Qiao been in the underworld? If you don't give some benefits, it's not too much to look down on the two brushes of these yin officials!)

In short, that's the way it is.

I've become a bad guy, and I have a job where I don't have to worry about being bullied by "people".

"It's okay if you want me to catch ghosts. You've got to teach me some mana, some treasures or something, right?"

"Mu You! Isn't there a spicy ipad? Spicy is a treasure that is not invaded by gods and ghosts, and the elements have an eyeless ghost who dares to take care of (rebellion), just use the ipad to shoot him!"

If it weren't for my talent and understanding, I would have to die of exhaustion to communicate with you!

"IS THERE A MISTAKE? WHEN PEOPLE FLY INTO THE SKY AND CALL FOR WIND AND RAIN, I WILL USE AN IPAD AS A BRICK? AND WILL BE KILLED BY OTHERS IN A MINUTE? BESIDES, ONCE THE IPAD IS BROKEN, IT WILL BREAK IF IT CAN'T BE PHOTOGRAPHED, OKAY?"

"You!

"Nani?" "Well, I suddenly felt that the big tongue was no longer a weakness at this moment, compared to the black impermanence who only spoke the first word, the big white impermanence seemed so liked.

"Black impermanence means that you don't have to be afraid of them, it's just a group of yin spirits who have just died, and they won't have mana immediately after death, and you haven't seen those martial arts masters who can be born with magical skills, right, ghosts are the same, so there's no need to worry. As for this ipad, you don't have to be nervous, this ipad is blessed with mana, just like the Buddha beads that have been opened in the temple, so even if you throw him down from the 18th floor, he won't be bad. "Old man Cui (I changed my name to him not because I was a person with a tendency to attach, but as a newly promoted civil servant, in order to show respect for my boss, I swore to the lamp again!) saw that I couldn't communicate with Hei Wuchang, so he stood up and explained.

"Okay then, but the question is, how do I find those ghosts?"

Old Man Cui looked at me with disdain and said, "What did you do with the ipad you gave you yesterday?

"I studied it! I came back yesterday and killed it all night in the special version of the landlord's underworld, and won tens of thousands of beans haha, and there was a stupid X called the first Bai Xiaosheng in the underworld who was won by me, and I also found a helper called the black-faced gambling god, that fool is even more of a stunned young man, and he can still be played to death by me after taking two kings and four twos!

Just as I was leaning back with a smile, I saw the black and white impermanence with a blue face, and slowly put on their overalls and white hats.

Bai Wuchang shouted: "Disease!"

So, without any suspense, I fainted again.