In the evening, the weather was fine, and at the airport in Japan, a group of aunts from China were chattering and waiting to check in their luggage.

At this time, the thirteenth princess, dressed in uniform and pretending to be an airport worker, walked to the group of aunts with a smile.

He asked with a smile, "May I ask if you have an aunt named Jin Lian here?"

"Auntie, you're Auntie!" a hot wavy aunt stood up and pointed at Lin Siqi and scolded.

The thirteenth princess smiled all over her face, lowered her head and took out a piece of paper, compared it carefully with Jin Lian, and then said in a sweet voice: "Eldest sister, I'm really sorry, I think our staff must have entered your information wrong." You look like a young woman in your early thirties. After that, he looked down at the paper again, and muttered in a low voice: "These people are really, how can you write the age as more than 60, it's ridiculous." ”

When she heard this, she suddenly smiled, and the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes were all squeezed together.

"Yo, little girl, you can talk!"

Thirteenth Princess: "What's the matter, I'm just telling the truth." Sister, are you the Golden Lotus?"

"yes, what's the matter?"

The Thirteenth Princess smiled apologetically, and then said, "That's right, you have found contraband in your checked baggage, so you may need to come with us." ”

Jin Lian's face turned blue suddenly, and she said in shock: "It's impossible, right?

After listening to the aunts on the side, they also began to echo your words and me.

"Yes, yes, we are all law-abiding citizens, how can there be contraband?"

"No, it's the ones I bought at the adult store last time, right?" asked a fat aunt with a fat head and big ears covered in gold jewelry.

The thirteenth princess turned her head to look at the fat aunt, and her whole body flashed with golden light, which almost blinded the audience.

I hid not far away and whispered: "This aunt is also powerful enough, just give yourself a golden body." ”

Xiao Ai: "Don't you know? That fat aunt is a celebrity!"

I wondered, "Who? Why don't I know me?"

Xiao Ai: "She is the head of the legendary Aunt Jin Tuan." ”

Me: "Aunt Kim?"

Seeing the big question mark on my face, the foreign Taoist priest explained with a cold face: "It's terrible to be uneducated, and the meaning of the aunt Jintuan is those middle-aged women who go to all over the world to buy gold frantically. ”

I was surprised, "How do you know everything?"

Xiao Ai said proudly: "Of course, knowing oneself and knowing that the other is invincible, we have collected all the information, and even these aunts have wrapped a few little white faces." After that, he complained sourly: "It's like some people, who don't do their jobs all day long, and they know how to look at bikinis." ”

Me: "......"

The foreign Taoist priest on the side looked at us embarrassedly, and hurriedly jumped out to relieve the siege for me: "Don't you always talk about Brother Meng, what a big deal, isn't it just a confession, it's like fighting against the two armies, and you have to do spy work." If you want me to say it, just go over and tell her that I'll be responsible for your breakfast in the future. ”

I pouted: "Do you think everyone is as handsome as you? Even the stray on the next street sees you like the girl Huaichun." Please, the old pervert is not the reincarnation of Zhong Kui!"

The foreign Taoist priest covered his mouth and said with disgust on his face: "I am kind enough to help you speak, why are you so unappreciative and mention the dog to me? Besides, I am really in a hurry." ”

Me: "Who told you to betray me?" ”

The foreign Taoist priest blushed with embarrassment and his neck was thick, stared at me and said, "You! you ......"

I looked at him smugly, "What? Even I want to eat it?"

The foreign Taoist priest had a cold face: "I'm sorry, I don't eat." ”

After a while, Lin Siqi succeeded, successfully deceived Jin Lian, and made a V-shaped gesture at our group.

Xiao Ai said proudly: "The first step has been successful! Third prince, it's up to you next!"

The third prince straightened out the borrowed Japanese police uniform, and said heroically: "Don't worry, I am the best at interrogating criminals! ”

I looked at the third prince who was rubbing his fists and palms, and sighed helplessly. It seems that the second step plan is about to fail in his hands. I have said a long time ago that this kind of important role should be played by me, leaving it to this third prince with a missing brain, and he must have to sit back and wait for the goofs to be discovered.

Although, I also admit what they said, even if I wear a police uniform, I can't change the image of obscenity, but who said that the police can't be obscene?

A fool like the third prince can be a policeman, so why can't I? When I think of last night's role assignment meeting, I feel angry! Everyone played an important role in this confession drama, and as a result, I was assigned to the props team alone.

Props team?Do I look like a props team!?

Xiao Ai: "Like!"

Foreign Taoist: "It's really like it!"

The third prince: "It's like it!"

The thirteenth princess smiled: "Brother Meng, those props are very important, they must be arranged, don't go wrong." ”

In this way, I was forced to become an outsider in this confession drama.

Once upon a time, I was still attending the live-action version as a director, but now I am being bullied by dogs in Pingyang.

was rejected by everyone because of the one-word horse incident. Alas, the world is impermanent!

After a while, Lin Siqi took Jin Lian to our second scene.

The third prince led Jin Lian into a small dark room and began his interrogation.

"Name!"

"Ask me, don't you know who I am, and you brought me here for?" Jin Lian said with a reluctant expression.

The third prince slammed the table and said loudly: "Don't be flamboyant! Believe it or not, I'll keep you for 48 hours!"

Jin Lian listened, and her little face ...... Eh, the old face is pale. Obediently report your name.

The third prince smiled proudly at us and continued to interrogate.

Ten minutes later, everyone in the aunt's tour group waited in no hurry and ran in a team to find Jin Lian.

Xiao Ai: "It's coming! Dog, it's time to betray your hue!"

The foreign Taoist priest stood up and walked towards the aunt group in a dashing manner.

"Comrade, our plane is about to take off, why hasn't this Jin Lian sister come out yet?"

The foreign Taoist smiled chic and looked at the glittering fat aunt affectionately: "Don't worry, you board the plane first, there shouldn't be any big problem." ”

The aunt was bumped into by the deer glanced at by the handsome eyes of the foreign Taoist, and the heart that was originally worried about her companion had also flown to the clouds, leaving only the girl's shyness, lowering her head, and saying in a sneer: "Okay, people believe that you won't lie to others." ”

I was dumbfounded: "Is this okay?"

Xiao Wai sighed: "You will never understand this era of eating with your face. ”

Me: "This is too, just a casual glance at the foreign Taoist priests can make them ignore their companions?"

As if confirming my words, when the aunt was halfway through, she turned back and trotted all the way to the foreign Taoist: "Well, why don't you leave me a contact information?" I don't mean anything else, I'm just worried that if something goes wrong with her, it won't be good if I can't contact you. ”

The foreign priest smiled and left her contact information. By the way, he took out a piece of napkins and handed it over: "Wipe it, the saliva is about to fall to the ground." ”

In this way, the foreign Taoist priest stopped the menacing group of aunts, let them ruthlessly leave the golden lotus, and ran to board the plane with a chatter.

And Jin Lian, who was being interrogated by the thirteenth prince with a black face, was still kept in the dark, but she didn't know that she was commensurate with her sisters every day, and the little friends who danced square dances together all day long had ruthlessly abandoned herself for the contact information of a handsome guy.

The foreign Taoist priest smiled at me with a smug face: "How about it, I still have two brushes, right?"

I said disdainfully: "Yes, with a face that anyone who looks at it and suspects that it is the reincarnation of Zhong Kui, if even the aunt and aunt can't be fascinated, wouldn't it be in vain to be blind." ”

When the foreign Taoist priest heard this, he jumped to his feet angrily: "Go back to the store and wash all the paper people and horses for me!"

Me: "How do you wash the paper figures?"

The foreign Taoist priest raised his eyebrows proudly: "If it's so easy, why should I hire you?"

Me: "I'm quitting!"