Originally, I thought it would be planted here today.

After all, according to the foreign Taoist priest, the wine swallowing boy is the king of the hundred ghosts in Japan.

With such a well-known name, it has to be a character who is a hundred times more powerful than Tengu.

Who knew that this king of parallel goods would be so vulnerable.

The explanation given by Xiao Wai is in one sentence.

The reason why the drunken boy was ranked as the king of the hundred ghosts by the ghosts was not because he had the ability to reach the sky, but because he had a nose that could distinguish all kinds of women.

It's as if Taka Kato can be crowned the top spot in the male * talent world, just because he has a legendary golden finger.

I sighed: "This kind of strange ranking method is probably only available in island countries that advocate A*V culture." ”

Xiao Ai snorted coldly: "Which do you want, peerless martial arts, wine swallowing, and golden finger?"

I thought about it carefully and said, "Then I still want to swallow my nose and my golden finger." ”

Xiao Ai: "Men are all the same, and the happiness of the lower body is more important than anything. ”

Me: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm a pure virgin!"

Xiao Ai: "Pure, then tell me what you did when you went to Qian Lanlan?"

Me: "Well, I'm in a hurry, you guys talk first!"

......

In short, Qian Lanlan was spared the fate of being eaten without danger.

When talking about 'eating', the foreign Taoist priest went to the toilet again and vomited. It is estimated that the root cause of his illness will not be cured in ten days and half a month.

The thirteenth princess and Xiao Wai have also stepped on a good point, and carefully arranged a marriage proposal ceremony for the old pervert, but the last wish of this infatuated man has been fulfilled.

"Why at the airport?" I was puzzled.

I have seen countless romantic confessions in various movies, and I was once young and ignorant and was moved by a certain episode to cry.

However, growing up so big, it's the first time I've seen someone choose to confess in a place like the airport that has nothing to do with romance.

I couldn't figure it out, and I sighed at the needle in a woman's heart.

The thirteenth princess looked at me, covered her mouth and smiled, and said, "You ask Xiao Ai, she came up with this idea." ”

Me: "Xiao Ai, tell me why?"

Xiao Ai responded coldly: "Tell you what to do, let you learn, so that you can confess to Qian Lanlan?"

I said helplessly: "Can you not always pull her!"

Xiao Wai: "Two heroes in a row to save the United States, this Lang is a concubine, can she still promise you?"

I said angrily, "Don't talk nonsense, we have nothing to do with each other." ”

Xiao Wai said sourly: "It's okay, I'm going to show you a bikini horse, and I still say it's okay for you?"

Me: "me!"

As soon as he finished throwing up, the foreign Taoist priest who came out of the wall saw this, hurriedly flew back to the toilet, locked the door, and said loudly: "Ouch! I want to vomit again!"

......

In the afternoon, our group gathered at the residence, bored and waiting for tomorrow's confession drama.

The thirteenth princess cooked for us, and a group of people gathered around the table and chirped and ate.

Anyway, the big guys don't want to go out anymore.

After coming to Japan for a few days and going out for two meals, two battles were triggered, each one more tragic and almost killing us.

If we continue to develop at this pace, we will go out to eat again today, and it is estimated that we will really die on the streets, waiting for Lao Xuan and Lao Chen to collect the corpses for us.

Although, I don't know if they're going to come for us kids.

After all, Lao Chen is in the midst of a pleasant honeymoon. And the old urging is not to mention, rummaging through his whole body, it is estimated that he will not be able to make up enough money for the air ticket!

At the dinner table, the third prince gave the meat to the thirteenth princess, and shouted at the foreign Taoist priest lying on the bed: "Dog, don't you eat some?"

The foreign Taoist priest turned his head and said angrily: "I know that I will be nauseous, but you still eat dog meat hot pot?"

I pouted: "Who made you cheap!"

Yang Dao was in a hurry, and turned to reason with me: "What's the matter? If you are allowed to do it, you are not allowed to say it?"

I didn't answer, so I grabbed a piece of dog meat and skimmed it at him, smashing it in the face of the foreign priest.

He picked up his peachwood sword, jumped up from his bed, and was about to rush at me.

After taking two steps, there was a surge in his body, so he covered his mouth again, ran to the toilet, and squirted out while holding the toilet.

The third prince couldn't bear to see the miserable situation of the foreign Taoist priest, and said to me: "Brother Meng, are you too bullying like this?"

I rolled my eyes at him, "That's called bullying?

The third prince blushed in embarrassment, bowed his head and ate obediently, and said no more.

In this way, a few of us finished the meal with the spit of the foreign priest.

After dinner, the third prince accompanied the thirteenth princess to the next room to watch the genuine Miyazaki animation she bought. The foreign priest ran to the balcony to talk to his devil girl on the phone. The old pervert took the amnesiac brother to patrol the neighborhood to see if there was any young couple who took advantage of the dead of night to do some midnight exercise.

I lay on the bed with nothing to do, and said to Xiao Ai, who was sulking inexplicably: "Xiao Ai, there is something I haven't figured out yet. ”

Xiao Ai: "I don't understand why Qian Lanlan likes you? You don't need to understand this kind of thing, love sometimes makes people blind." ”

Me: "That's not what I'm talking about!"

Xiao Ai: "Then what are you going to say? Why did you fall in love with Qian Lanlan? You should be happy, because it proves that you are not blind." It's just that the conscience has been eaten by dogs. ”

I sighed helplessly: "Can you still have a pleasant chat?"

Xiao Ai: "I haven't been happy when I meet you!"

Me: "It's the same as I took advantage of you, and then became a negative man and failed you." ”

Xiao Wai: "Haven't you taken advantage of me yet?"

I hurriedly shook my head: "Please, what can I take advantage of you?"

Xiao Wai: "You...... Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you. ”

Five minutes later, I took the initiative to bow my head and whispered to Xiao Ai: "Okay, auntie, don't be angry, we are the best partners to eliminate ghosts and demons." With that, he stood up and said in the bald tone of his best partner: "We are the FBI, Interpol, Federal Agent, and Crime Buster! Within three minutes, you will hear BI-BO, BI-BO, BI-BO!"

Xiao Wai sneered: "It's going to be a trick!"

I said happily, "It's not all from you. ”

Xiao Ai: "Come on, you say, you want to ask me something." ”

I sat up, took a deep breath, and asked with a serious face, "Why did you choose to confess at the airport in the end?"

Xiao Ai said disappointedly: "Just ask this?"

Me: "yes, what do you think?"

Little lamented: "Don't you want to know a little more, like why am I hiding in the iPad? or why did the old urge choose you to be the yin?"

I shook my head: "What's the use of knowing this? It's better to know why you choose to confess at the airport, maybe you can learn two or three tricks, and you can still use it when you marry your daughter-in-law in the future!"

Xiao Wai said angrily: "Go home and marry your sister!"