1481 Smoking Doesn't?

Fang Zheng listened carefully, this time it was different, it was directly: "Grass fuck, why is the sun so hot? The clothes are thick, next time get a gossip clothes wrapped in silk, otherwise you will die of heat sooner or later...... Hey, people give so much money, play enough scenes, dance for ten more minutes......"

Fang Zheng was completely speechless, and said in his heart: "This Taoist Dao method is not very good, but this ability to talk to oneself and complain is really awesome! A person can mumble and complain for half an hour without repetition, and this ability is not something that ordinary people can do." ”

The Taoist priest muttered, scolded and walked the seven-star step, and the waving peachwood sword seemed to have hit something, and then finished the work!

The Taoist priest said: "That evil ghost has been killed by me, and the donor can rest assured." ”

When Li Dafa heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and then said to the secretary: "Give money." ”

The secretary didn't care and gave the money to the Taoist priest.

Li Dafa breathed a sigh of relief and happily said goodbye and left.

When Li Dafa walked away, the Taoist priest took off his crown and wiped his sweat, and sighed: "How can such a fool be so rich?

Before the words fell, I heard a knock at the door!

The Taoist priest looked back, but there was no one to see, and then a gust of wind blew in.

The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment and muttered, "The air conditioner is turned on?"

"Donor, it's not a good habit to deceive people. At this moment, a gentle voice sounded, which frightened the Taoist priest, his store is not big, and he can sweep it all at a glance. Whether there was anyone in the house, he knew by heart. What does this sudden pop up personally mean?

As soon as the Taoist priest turned his head, he saw that on the sofa in the room, I don't know when there was an extra white-clothed monk.

There was also a salted fish sitting next to the white-clothed monk!

The Taoist priest rubbed his eyes, and then exclaimed, "Fangzheng?!"

Fang Zheng smiled slightly and said, "Donor, since you know the poor monk, then you don't need the poor monk to say anything, right?"

The Taoist priest said with a look of disbelief: "Fellow Daoist, you are going too far." You're a monk, I'm a Taoist, what about me, I don't have to worry about you, right?"

Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone and put it on the table, and said with a smile: "Are you a true Taoist, believe it or not, I can find out the color of your underwear by posting a Weibo? ”

The Taoist priest suddenly broke into a cold sweat...... Of course he is not a true Taoist, in fact, who is a true Taoist who does this!

True Taoists are supported by Taoist temples in famous mountains and rivers, practice qi every day, practice exercises, comprehend the nature of heaven and earth, and be leisurely, how can they step into the red dust and fool other people's money? Moreover, the state does not allow it!

Although it is said that the true Taoist priest also goes down the mountain to help Ran calculate feng shui and drive away evil spirits, but that is a person who has real skills, knows medical skills, and is a real worker.

Unlike him, all skills are tested with one mouth.

It's nothing, it's metaphysics, it's mysterious, as long as you can fool the past, someone sues you, and the police can't really do anything to him.

But Fang Zheng is different, this monk's status in Huaxia is too high, a popular person, a public figure, he poked it out, and the Taoist priest estimated that he was going to sit in prison.

Fang Zheng said: "Donor, I just made a lot of money, what are you going to use it for?"

By now, the Taoist priest has understood that this monk did not regard him as a fellow Taoist at all, so he was commensurate with the donor.

The Taoist priest knew that if he didn't serve the master in front of him well, he wouldn't have to mix it up in the future, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Donate." ”

Fang Zheng smiled with satisfaction: "Amitabha, the donor still has a wisdom root, and if you practice well in the future, you may be able to have a good death." ”

When the Taoist priest heard this, his face turned dark, how could he boast so much? This is clearly a threat!

Practice well and die well, so why not practice well?

Thinking of this, the Taoist priest shuddered and said, "Thank you for the master's guidance, I will donate money today and close the door." ”

Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, donor, hurry up and run." ”

The Taoist priest only felt that the breeze flashed in front of him, and the monk and salted fish in front of him were gone.

With such a magical supernatural power, he confirmed Fang Zheng's identity even more.

At the same time, he was a little confused, hurry up and run? Why did he run?

This Taoist priest has been mixed with the rivers and lakes for a long time, and he is also a smart person, so he came back to his senses at once, slapped his thigh, and shouted: "Oops! That ghost, eighty percent was invited by Master Fangzheng to clean up that guy, Master Fangzheng goes, and the ghost will inevitably reappear." When that fool saw that the ghost was coming, he knew that he had been deceived, so didn't he want to trouble me?"

Thinking of this, the Taoist priest immediately packed up his money, closed the door of the store, turned into an alley, and while passing through the hall, he took off his Taoist robe, revealing the T-shirt and big pants inside, and instantly turned into an ordinary middle-aged man who can be seen everywhere in the streets and alleys, and then got into a car parked thousands of kilometers away, and roared away.

On this day, a person from the Angel Charity came, and without saying his name, he directly donated 200,000 yuan, and then walked away.

This matter was also on the news, and for a while, all kinds of jokes circulated in the market, praising this person for his righteousness......

Some people are happy and some are worried, but at this moment, Li Dafa is going crazy!

Li Dafa shivered and lit a cigarette, his head was full of cold sweat, and his lips were purple!

Not only Li Dafa, but also the secretary, the two of them sat left and right, and I don't know when there was one more person between the two, dressed in construction site clothes, with his hands open, hooking the shoulders of the two, and laughing miserably: "Two, didn't you have fun just now?"

"Big big ...... Big brother, Brother Cai, there is ...... There is something to discuss. The secretary said with a crying voice.

"Cai Guohong, draw ...... Do you smoke?" Li Dafa said as he took out his cigarette, but his hands trembled so much that he couldn't take it out several times.

"Where are you going now?" asked Cai Guohong.

Li Dafa asked the secretary with a crying voice: "Where are you going?"

The secretary cried: "Mr. Li, how do I know?"

Li Dafa said: "Why don't you know?"

The secretary was also excited, and hurriedly shouted: "Go to the bank to withdraw money...... Okay, no?"

Li Dafa said: "Okay?"

Cai Guohong smiled and said, "How much do you take?"

Li Dafa said: "You can be as happy as you want." ”

So, the car drove to the door of the bank, and then a group of security guards looked at Cai Guohong and the secretary with a puzzled face, these two people were stiff, and their legs were weak when they walked forward, how to see how there was a problem, but they couldn't see any problem.

After entering the bank, Li Dafa was directly invited into the VIP room by the bank's staff, smiling, serving tea and pouring water.

Li Dafa couldn't wait, because he saw Cai Guohong didn't know where to take out a knife and sharpen it there......

So Li Dafa shouted: "Don't take anything, give me money!"

"Mr. Li, how much money do you want to withdraw?" the bank manager asked.

Li Dafa said: "Take 500,000!"

While!

Over there, Cai Guohong knocked the knife in his hand and muttered, "It's quite sharp, you can use it." ”