Chapter 1480: The Wicked and the Liar
"Mr. Li, I think this matter is evil. I know a mage who is said to be able to exorcise evil spirits and hunt ghosts, so why don't we go find him?" asked the security captain in a low voice.
When Li Dafa heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he nodded: "Okay, let's go and have a look first!"
So a few people got into the car and went straight to the fortune-telling street in the city.
When we got to the street, there was the largest and most luxuriously decorated storefront, with a yellow flag hanging on it, which read: "Count the heavens and the earth and count everything, the 109th generation of Jiang Taigong, drive away evil and avoid evil, and do everything." ”
When Li Dafa saw it, he couldn't hold back anymore and rushed directly into the store.
The security captain hurriedly entered the store to introduce him......
Outside the door, Salted Fish looked up at the flag and grinned, "Master, do you see, people are bragging better than you." Look at this row, either the Jade Emperor descended to earth, or the disciples of the Buddha, what Dragon and Tiger Mountain Heavenly Master, Maoshan Patriarch are here...... Gee...... If the bald people in Lingshan knew about this, I guess I would have to send them all to hell to be reformed.
You say, there are no gods, Buddhas, ghosts and monsters in this world, how can anyone believe in these guys?"
Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "There are no gods, Buddhas and ghosts, but people need to seek comfort if they have ghosts in their hearts, and what they earn is comfort money." In fact, they are similar to the role of psychologists, taking money to do things and appeasing each other's minds. ”
"So, you still think they're good people?" Salted Fish was surprised.
Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "When they deceive people, they are bad people. But today, I think the people are not bad. ”
"Uh...... Master, you haven't seen anyone's family, you just said that, you took the money, right?"
Fang Zheng smiled: "It makes sense, go, collect the money and go to ......"
"Uh...... Master, no one knows you, you go to collect money, you go to collect protection money, beware of being beaten!" Salted Fish chased after him and shouted.
Fang Zheng said: "No, others are good." ”
Salted fish pursed his lips and said, "Hehe...... Definitely took the money. ”
In the shop, there was a Taoist priest sitting in front of Li Dafa, with a long beard and a blue Taoist robe, looking quite like a fairy wind and bones.
Li Dafa said: "Master, I only started to be recruited today, and on this day, the bareback demon tortured. You can think of a way for me, as long as it can be done, how much money, you say give the number!"
When the Taoist priest heard this, his eyes lit up, but he still kept smiling and said, "Don't be impatient, let the poor Dao calculate the cause and effect of this." ”
After speaking, the Taoist priest pinched his fingers and counted them decently, and at the same time his brows became tighter and tighter, and finally exclaimed: "What a heavy grievance!"
Li Dafa was startled, and hurriedly asked, "Can you save it?"
"This ...... It's a bit of a hassle. The Taoist priest looked difficult.
Li Dafa took out a wad of money and put it on the table and said, "Master......"
The Taoist priest glanced at the pile of money, sighed and said, "That's it, seeing that you are so sincere, if I don't make a move, I will be ashamed of this ability." When do you have time? ”
Li Dafa immediately said: "It's there now!"
The Taoist priest nodded and said, "Okay, I need to ignite the seven fragrant mountains and use the power of the seven stars to help you exorcise evil spirits and avoid disasters." ”
"Xiangshan?" Li Dafa didn't understand.
The Taoist priest said: "It is a mountain made of incense." ”
"How much is one?" the secretary asked.
The Taoist priest said: "You are so sincere, I don't want to charge you much money, just according to the cost price, eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight." ”
"So expensive?!" exclaimed the secretary.
The Taoist priest glanced at the security captain, and the security captain said, "What is expensive?" The master usually takes orders, and a mountain is 18,888, but now it is less than 10,000, which is really a conscience price." ”
The secretary was stunned......
The Taoist priest said lightly: "Money is something outside the body, and the poor Dao has long looked down on it." However, doing things is inseparable from money, and without money, this fragrant mountain can't be piled up, how to exorcise evil spirits?"
When the secretary wanted to say something, Li Dafa shouted: "What are you shouting about? Give money! Set up Xiangshan and cure the disease!"
The Taoist priest smiled slightly: "In that case, you come with me and go to the backyard to get incense." ”
A group of people went to the backyard and came out with fourteen sleepy incense.
The Taoist priest let everyone disperse, and then recited words in his mouth, as if he was chanting scriptures, but no one could understand what he was reading. His every word and deed, every move, is very ceremonial, as if the incense in his hand, incomparably pious and respectful.
"Master, what is he muttering?" Salted Fish asked.
Fang Zheng was also curious, and leaned in to listen, his six senses were extremely sensitive, although the other party was vague and sang a strange tune in a low voice, but Fang Zheng still understood.
I just heard it mutter, "Oops...... The fool came and sent money again...... Ah...... What do you want to eat at night...... Longmen prawns seem to be good......"
When Fang Zheng heard this, his face was strange, and he held back a smile and stepped aside.
Salted fish also heard it clearly, and laughed and said: "Damn, this Taoist priest is not authentic, people are sending money, he scolds people like this, and he also has Longmen prawns...... Haha......"
Fang Zheng slapped him and said, "Okay, be quiet, people are very serious." ”
Salted fish held back a smile and said, "Hmm...... Yes, I've been serious and I've begun to figure out which young model is better. ”
Fang Zheng coughed dryly and said: "Don't listen to these useless things, people are still very skillful." ”
Sure enough, the Taoist priest's technique was very skillful, and the incense entered his hand one by one, as if he had come to life, and easily built a fragrant mountain.
14 bundles of incense, two bundles of one mountain, it took more than an hour to pile up seven mountains.
Then sprinkle with gold ingots, paper money...... While sprinkling, the Taoist priest said: "I won't charge you money for this, it's all made by myself, just a little handmade paper, it's a gift." The money is burned to the ghost, and I hope he will take the money and let you go. As the saying goes, if he doesn't agree, I'm using force and surrendering him. ”
Li Dafa was really scared by Cai Guohong, and nodded again and again: "Okay, it's all up to you." Master, you are truly righteous!"
The Taoist priest nodded, continued to let Li Dafa sit in the middle of the seven fragrant mountains, and then lit the fragrant mountains, holding a peachwood sword in his hand, wearing gossip clothes, stepping on the seven star steps, and began to chant the Taoist scriptures again: "Cai Guohong, I know that you are angry, but people die like lights go out, and death is dead, why do you stay in the world and be a victim? Take the money and quickly retreat, leaving you alive, otherwise, you will be scattered today!"
Hearing this, Li Dafa felt a lot more comfortable.
Then the Taoist priest shouted: "Don't listen to persuasion, look at my past life scripture!"
Then the Taoist priest began to mumble again, whispering something in a low voice.