Chapter 68: Meat Buns Beat the Dog (Part II)

In the courtyard not far away, a fruit tree twice as high as the courtyard wall was full of fruit, and the tree was very dense, like a mature woman, with a unique charm.

There was a breeze and the wind was cool, and it was nice to be able to enjoy such a cool breeze in the middle of summer.

I saw the leaves swaying, but I couldn't hear the rustle, and it was indescribably quiet, so quiet that it seemed like I was the only one left in the world.

I stomped my foot hatefully, "You don't let the master follow, and the master is not uncommon to follow you!"

Since this alley will come back here whether you go forward or backward, then I ...... Hey, hey, go up!

Over the wall. A compulsory course for a good Chinese boy, if you want to master the essence of the martial arts mastery of climbing over the wall, you must not only be as light as a swallow, but also have to grasp the opportunity, and at the same time, you must also watch and listen to all directions, and be ready to escape from the pursuit of martial arts masters such as class teachers, teaching directors, and principals, and all of this, I ...... Nope.

I looked at the smooth concrete wall and couldn't help but think of the first time Li Teng took me over the wall.

At that time, we were both junior high school students, and one day we skipped class, and Li Teng said that he would take me over the wall to go out to play, and I agreed with both hands.

According to him, there is a section of wall in the school that is a valuable asset left by the seniors, and this wall looks more dilapidated and a little shorter because it is often overturned.

Coming to this section of the wall, Li Teng first demonstrated the correct posture of climbing over the wall, "Look, step on this place first, step on this place with the other foot, see if this recessed place is there, pick it here, and then make a hard ...... So you came up, did you see it?"

While warming up, I excitedly said, "SoEasy, Mom doesn't have to worry about me going over the wall anymore!"

So, I followed his posture and stomped on my hands, and then I pushed hard...... The wall collapsed.

"I'll rely on it!" "The black boss Li Teng's skills are really different from ordinary people, he shouted, and jumped off the wall that had begun to collapse with his feet, and rolled around to cushion after landing, and then a carp stood up.

"Oh, it's collapsed!" I stated, and then I was buried under the bricks.

It was a cold winter day, and I remember that there was no sun in the sky, the bricks were cold, and my heart was cold.

By the time Li Tenghua dug me out of the bricks in half an hour, I had entered a state where the four major were empty, and muttered, "I should look at the yellow calendar when I go out." โ€

Li Teng grabbed me excitedly and said, "Brother, you are my own brother, why didn't you bring you with me when I climbed over the wall before?"

I slapped his hand away and said solemnly, "Get out! Who is your brother!"

The next day, when Li Teng led a group of younger brothers to observe the ruins of my hero, he was surprised to find that the collapsed wall had been rebuilt, and it was built high and smooth.

Deviated, come back.

In short, this was my first and last experience of climbing over the wall, and when I looked at the wall next to me at the same height as the school wall, I couldn't help but feel emotional.

Although I have always believed in "lying on my stomach wherever I fall", in the moment of life and death, adrenaline is secreted playfully, which makes me have the illusion that "it is better to jump a few times on the verge of death than to lie on my stomach and wait for death".

Why is it a delusion? You'll find out later.

I moved my wrists and ankles, stepped back a little, ran 4 or 5 steps at an angle that was too small to be small, kicked the wall with my left foot, jumped up about 30 centimeters, kicked the wall with my right foot again, jumped up about 20 centimeters this time, and when my body flew to the highest point, I grabbed the wall with both hands, and with a strong arm, I finally climbed up with one more foot.

As you can see, I do lack motor cells, and I have just been hanging on my arms with all my weight, and my arms are already sore.

I hooked my foot against the wall, spread one arm and moved, climbed up the wall again, and spread the other arm a little more.

Taking a deep breath, the two arms and one leg that were clinging to the wall struggled desperately, and finally hung the body and the other leg up.

Sweating profusely, I felt like a fish that had washed up on the beach and ran aground, and I had to lie on the wall and open my mouth to breathe.

I was out of breath, and I had the strength to open my eyes and look at the other side of the wall.

Then, I was so shocked that I almost fell.

On the other side of the fence was still an alley, the same as before.

I rubbed my eyes incredulously and stood up cautiously. When I stood up, my vision widened, and I saw exactly the same walls stretching out of my sight.

At least thirty or forty walls!

They stood silently, silently demonstrating, silently laughing at my loneliness.

I glanced at the end of each alley one by one, hoping that Cao Cao Huangchao would run out with a scolding, and I also hoped to see Xiao Hei running like a gust of wind, of course, if the king of Hades appeared with Wang Xianren, such a meeting would not be too embarrassing.

None of the people I knew appeared, but at the edge of my vision, there was a vague figure.

He was standing at the top of the wall like me, so far away that I couldn't see who he was, but I could feel that he was looking at me too.

"Hey!" I waved at him, but he was still just looking at me.

"Hey!hey!" This time, I was jumping and waving, and the man finally moved.

If you don't move, it's enough, and when you move, I'm going to cry - he has come to me, standing on another wall that is only separated from me, how to describe it, it's like the 5 cents special effect of a domestic ghost movie, the figure in the distance disappeared, and the figure in front of me appeared.

I was going to cry, because the distance was enough for me to see his face.

Zhen Liu's cheats!

He looked me up and down, as if he was looking at a commodity waiting for a price, and when he had seen enough, he finally shook his head, "Tsk tsk, there is such a strange physique in the world." โ€

I wish we were a martial arts novel, and the fairy tale fantasy or something would come true!

According to the routine, only when the protagonist inadvertently falls off a cliff or falls into a cave, and then the catastrophe will inevitably meet the peerless master, and then the peerless master will teach the protagonist peerless skills, the day the protagonist practices the gods, it is also the time when the peerless masters die, so the protagonist not only has to use the magic skills to break through the world and become famous, but also shoulder the responsibility of taking care of the peerless master's little daughter who is like a jade year, and in the end, the protagonist not only avenges the murder of his father with his peerless skills, but also has not been ashamed to be with the daughter of the peerless masterใ€‚

Well, looking at the obscene Zhen Liu's cheats, I am convinced: the general routine cannot be realized.

His second sentence was even more surprising to me.

He said, "Do you want to be a god?"

This sentence is similar to "Have you heard of Amway?"