If he hadn't taken away Zhou Ruonan's soul, I would have even believed that Heavenly Court would have sold Amway and been a scalper.

This buddy, is he here to resell the fairy water, or is he here to sell tickets to the Heavenly Court?

Sensing my surprise, he continued, "Who doesn't like to be a happy immortal and live a long life? ”

As soon as the conversation changed, he said earnestly: "It's very important to choose the right leader, Hades, to put it bluntly, the director of the prefecture department, at best, is a senior worker, what future can you have with him? ”

On behalf of myself and all my fellow dwellers, I opened my mouth wide in surprise.

I really want to call 110: Uncle policeman! Someone is engaged in pyramid schemes! Come and arrest someone!

Looking at his eager eyes, I raised my hand, and he asked with satisfaction, "This classmate, what is your problem?"

I said, "Almost, I'll take you back to the No. 4 Hospital (local psychiatric hospital)." ”

"Boy, don't toast and don't eat and drink!" "At the last moment, he was still smiling warmly like a flower, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like the big brother next door, and at this moment, his expression was as cold as a glacier in the Arctic.

"Just kidding, just kidding!" I quickly arched my hand to him and said, "It's not enough to just paint cakes, how can you make me a god?

The glacier on his face melted instantly, and it was a warm spring breeze and the fragrance of willow flowers.

"Do you know who I am?" he asked.

I didn't dare to say this, but honestly shook my head.

"Tell you," he leaned over to me, put one hand around his mouth, and lowered his voice, "I am the eldest nephew of the Queen Mother!"

Poof-

After receiving the Jade Emperor's aunt, I was fortunate enough to meet the Queen Mother's eldest nephew, and I strongly recommend that the author change the title of the book to "My Family with the Jade Emperor".

Zhen Liuyan straightened his chest, turned his back and said proudly: "Now you should understand, I have something to do with Heavenly Court!"

"Relationship" itself is a delicate relationship, and after helping Daji get a food hygiene license, I deeply felt the truth that "it is easy to do things when there is a relationship".

"It sounds very powerful, but ......" I continued with an expression of "you are stupid to me": "Since your identity is the same as your name, you can go back and be a god yourself, why do you have to take me such a drag oil bottle?"

"This ......," he muttered slightly, "I can tell you the truth, but you must be on my side." ”

I looked at the wall I was standing on, and then at the wall under his feet, and I could stand on his side by climbing two more walls, although it was a great test of my master's physical strength, but it was not impossible.

"Cheng, I promise you. ”

"Really yes?" he looked at me incredulously.

"Of course, the master counts when he speaks. ”

"No regrets?"

I finally looked at the two walls in front of me and said, "No regrets!"

"Well, it doesn't hurt to tell you, my story starts a long time ago......"

"Wait!wait!" I motioned for him to stop, and stooped down tremblingly, sat down on the wall, and dangled his feet until he was about to get a piece of watermelon, and then said, "Go on." "Just kidding, I still have to climb two walls later, if he comes to a two-hour stand-up comedy special, my legs will be numb, it's not cost-effective!

He simply sat down like me and continued: "Hundreds of years ago, I played with Nezha and accidentally killed the carp ancestor who guarded the Tianhe. ”

"It's all Nezha's fault, I have to lie to the roaring dog, saying that the carp under the Tianhe River is the most delicious, and what does a stupid beast know......? The carp ancestor was eaten. ”

I exclaimed, "I'm too cruel to rely on you, right? People have been cultivating for many years, and it was not easy for them to get mixed up with an errand to control the river, and they just let you eat it?"

Zhen Liuyan lowered his head and whispered, "I didn't eat." ”

"Then you're going to watch them eat?"

"I ...... I also cooked them for them. ”

Yes, it's not for nothing that these three of them play together. Speechlessly, I raised my hand and motioned for him to continue.

"After eating, we fell asleep on the shore, and we don't know how long we slept this night, and when we woke up, Tianhe completely changed, and the originally clear water not only became black, but also exuded a strong smell, and countless water spirits rushed to the shore. ”

"What scared us even more was that under the water in the distance, several huge black shadows loomed, stirring the water surface as if it was boiling, we knew that we were in trouble, and hurried back to move the heavenly soldiers and generals to suppress the monsters in the river. ”

I rolled my eyes, "You immortals are still unreasonable? You eat people without saying a word, and you don't want other people's brothers to come out to take revenge?"

"It's good to come for revenge," Zhen Liuyan shook his head and said with a wry smile: "The carp essence is a fool who only knows how to eat, sleep, and sleep, and what he doesn't like the most is the treasure of gold and silver money. ”

"When the carp spirit was here, everything was naturally fine, but when he died, these big demons immediately occupied the Heavenly River, and even planned to attack the Heavenly Court. ”

"Tota Li Heavenly King and Erlang God joined forces, so they could only have a draw with those big demons, and the fight was over, both sides were defeated, and it was time to sit down and negotiate. ”

"In the end, both sides gave in one step, and the big demons could continue to live in the Tianhe, but they had to promise not to commit a step in the heavenly court, and the heavenly court married a fairy to the leader of the big demon, and at the same time gave the big demons money, pills, and magic weapons every year. ”

"Damn, Heavenly Court also has a time to cut the land and pay compensation. ”

Where is this Heavenly Court, it's simply my Qing Dynasty!

Zhen Liuyan sighed and said: "Heavenly Court has suffered these nests for no reason, of course someone has to be responsible, Nezha and the Roaring Sky Dog came to beg me, saying that I am the eldest nephew of the Queen Mother, with this relationship, the Jade Emperor must not bear to punish me heavily, they are different, if they don't get it right, they will be struck by nine thunderbolts, and their souls will be scattered." ”

"As soon as I heard that it made sense, I resisted this matter alone, although the Queen Mother also pleaded, how could this matter really make the heavenly court lose face, and the punishment was even more unbearable on the face of the Jade Emperor, so I was punished for the next experience, ten generations of people, I am now ...... Ah、......h Five...... Well, it's the seventh. ”

"Damn! Your punishment is too light! I think before Lao Tzu was eighteenth, but his desire for power was a little inflated, and after being a pseudo-emperor for a few days, he was beaten into the beast road for more than ten generations, where can I reason!"

Zhen Liuxi said with a look of hatred and sympathy: "It's the same person who has fallen from the end of the world, so you agreed to stand on my side?"

"Wait a minute," I asked, tracing through the story he had just told, "even if you are a bear child who has been degraded from the sky, what does this have to do with me?"